Omigosh…..never thought I would update so soon ya? Well, today was a rainy day and I just got in the mood to do so. Yup yup! Okay readers feast your eyes on The Vice Girls. They are an all girls group and I originally got the idea from the Final-Fantasy X-2 group the Gullwings. In fact, I was going to use that name for my group, but it sounded kinda dorky and all…..so I wanted to make it a better sounding name at least for my sake.(oo) Like I said in the last chapter, if you read my first story, READ IT!(Just Kidding) No, only if you want to…..but the thing was this group had a slight introduction and the story was focused on one of the members Ava-Vincent and the story centered around her. But now since it's more fun and games, Ava won't be as dramatic she'll be portrayed as innocent, young and cheerful.
The Misunderstood Asylum
By: Sol-Ratcht Saporro
Enter Vice Girls
A/N: Translations are in Parentheses such as (Translations) Sorry….forgot to mention that :p
The Vice Girls, they really are just mercenaries at hand…….but they are neutral so they pretty much go for where the money's at. Speaking of pretty, they use their looks and charm to appeal for more missions. Each one of the members are truly unique in personality and in profession. They operate out of their main headquarters in Nefrominusck Unda, Titania. They don't have a Mother ship and not four vessels to travel in so they buy the next carrier flight to where ever they need to go. They aren't making good money these days so they try various part time jobs. Here's some little known facts about each member.
Zane Godhand
Species: Grey Wolf
Age: 25
Blood Type: O-
Favorite Quote: "It seems like we are only running in circles instead of moving forward like most groups do."
Position: Leader and Born Warrior
Bio: Ever since the tender age of 16 Zane has been involved with this mysterious group. When she became leader of this group at age 23, she was very determined to make it in the history books with her selected girls. She has very little ties with her family and she constantly puts swordsmanship skills over primarily anything else. Her famed sword the Yumigate (It's a long samurai style sword and it's pronounced YOO-MI-GOT-TAY), has helped her with over many cases and she holds it dear to her heart. She can have violent tempers and outbursts with both Sol and Kylette. She may be a hardass and tough heart but her teammates appreciate and respect her just the same.
Sol-Ratcht Saporro
Species: Bat
Age: 24
Blood Type: B+
Favorite Quote: "Hmmmm……Maybe there is more intelligent life out there."
Position: Researcher, Analyst, Navigation Expert and Black Mage
Bio: Sol-Ratcht Saporro is always living in the shadow of her older sister's fame and glory. Even though her home planet is Titania and Sarge's is Macbeth, these two are as closely identical in the gene pool as ever. She mostly devoted to book study and intellectual conversations like Zane is to sword study and being a platoon. Her role in the group is to be as quick as can be when giving information on enemies, locations and items. As a hobby she likes to study black magic and use it whenever it's necessary. Sol can be very judgmental and sarcastic at some points but the team needs her, as she is a vital link to this whole function.
Ava-Vincent
Species: Rabbit
Age: 18
Blood Type: AB+
Favorite Quote: "Oh you guys….."
Position: White Mage/Medical Specialist Unofficial Psychiatrist
Bio: Ava-Vincent, the starlet of the first fan fic written by the author. She's the youngest out of the four and her vast knowledge of Health is very beneficial to the team. The thing is she's either bandaging up Zane or Kylette, not so much herself or Sol. She's not much of a fighter and she's pretty much fun and games supplied with laughter and giggles. She's like a cheer up gal when everyone's feeling blue. She pitches in when someone needs help. She's been friends with Kylette and Sol for the longest and now, she believes meeting Zane and this whole Mercenary gig is a whole new step for her but she plans on embracing the experience fully.
Kylette Vildamera
Species: Twin-tailed Golden Fox
Age: 19
Blood Type: A-
Favorite Quote: " I'm not crazy…. I'm just permanently high-strung on caffeine. Please don't put me in the nuthouse….."
Position: Mechanical Technician, Thief, Translator and The Comedic Relief
Bio: Kylette Vildamera, she's a diamond in the rough all right. She's one of a kind with her twin tails. How she got this was all at childbirth. It was a simple gene-splicing mistake that the girl could've died from but she didn't thank goodness……She utilizes her tails in a variety of ways, for flight (Like Tails of the Sonic series), for better balance, even for a propeller for a boat and a fan to cool the teammates off when it gets too hot. She's very friendly and silly. According to Zane, she makes an ass of herself and she's proud to do it. Kylette's a very outgoing girl who sings, dances plays guitar for fun. When it comes to mechanics and stealing she's a genius in her own way. When push comes to shove, Kylette's really something else for the team.
Okay….okay…..meet and greet is over friends. Now hear their story why dontcha?
Vice Girls Narrative
"Another dull day and not many job offerings for us nowadays." Zane sat in her recliner in the living room staring into space. GRRRRRRRR….. Zane clutches her stomach and groans in complaint as her stomach growled. "God, what is taking those two so long?" Man, I am soo hungry. All we got in this damn house are drinks and I'm not thirsty I'M HUNGRY! Well, on the other hand, nothing quells hunger more than alcohol. Ohhhh yeah….. but what to drink? Daiquiris or Margaritas? Hmmmm….decisions decisions…..meh Margaritas.
It appears that Sol-Ratcht and Ava left first thing in the morning to go get some groceries for the house, because they left a note saying that they went out to go get the groceries. Zane got up from the recliner and heads towards the kitchen. Mmmm…Mmm! Can't wait for my drink already……Oh! I should really think on this. Whether to make it with the works or just straight up? Whatever…..I just gotta get my drinking on!
As she finally approached the kitchen, in a flash she made her drink with the works. Salt covering the circumference of the rim of the glass, a slice of strawberry on the side and a cute little umbrella to top it all off. As she was about to take her first sip…..
MEW MEW MEW!
"……what the hell?" Zane put her drink down and walked back into the living room only to find a room full of cabbits (cat + rabbit the cute creatures on the anime Tenchi Muyo) invading the space. These poor things were crammed with each other constantly mewing and hissing. "Hmmmmnnnn….." Zane being agitated grunted out loud This HAS to be Kylette's own doing….. Then Zane calmed down and breathed really deep and asked, "Kylette, what are all these cabbits doing in the living room?"
Kylette popped out frantically sending a couple of cabbits across the room. Then she said in hysterics, "I went down to the shelter and they all looked so sad so I brought all of them home. Do you know what happens to them if nobody takes them?"
Zane breathed heavily again and replied, "Yeah, they're set free into a happy little nursery where they would live 100 times better than in this house. So….why don't you go take them back now okay?"
Kylette starts to build tears in her eyes and complains, "-sniff-You just don't understand me. You never let me do what I wanna do. I think it's time for me to make my own decisions."
"And I think it's time for you to shut the fuck up and do as I say."
Kylette made crocodile tears that were ready to burst then she runs off to her room and starts crying…. "Huuuh WAAAAAAAAAAAH! Huuuuuh WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Huuuuh WAAAAAAAAAAAH! Huuuuh! WA-cough cough"
30 minutes later……
Zane was back on the recliner finally enjoying her drink. Mmmm Mmm….I sure can whip up a drink in no time. Kylette should be back soon no doubt. Zane hears the door open and close. Oh, here she comes…..
Kylette trounced in the room looking like a mess. She was all sweaty and out of breath. Zane asked her over-worked friend, "So did you take them all back like I told you to?"
Kylette breathed two times before answering, "Yes I did and those things were so heavy, I almost got hit by a car."
"Dontcha wish you had a Margarita right now? Oooh so good. I actually decided to put the works on mine."
"Ummm….Zane? I'm under age remember?"
"Well, you didn't that stop you when you were making an ass of yourself that one time…."
"What one time?"
Zane raised her eyebrows and said, "THAT one time."
"Oh…." Kylette nodded her head "you mean the one at the bar….?"
"Yup…..you hit the nail on the head."
"Ah a classic moment….Pfft….well, the main thing is you never let me make my own decisions." With that Kylette leaves the room in an uproar and Zane smiles
Oh Ho ho…..Silly Kylette.
CRASH BANG CLATTER CLATTER
What in the hell was that….? Zane was shaken up by the noise but then she sees Kylette walking out of her room in an "interesting" outfit Oh dear God….What does she have on?
Kylette strolled right in front of Zane with some baggy denim blue jeans, White tank top and a matching blue baseball cap. She accessorized with Gold knuckles and chains draping from her neck and wrists. Her hair was in a "tie" ponytail and she wore some pure white sneakers. Then she starts off her ranting by saying, "That's the last time I listen to you. I am going to go get my nose pierced, buy a motorcycle and be a jerk from now on and you can't stop me. EH!" She slapped the half-finished drink out of Zane's hand and both of the girls watched as it went crashing down onto the carpet.
Zane looked at her, half pissed and half confused so she said nothing hoping that she would tone herself down.
Kylette just went over to the sound system and played a radio station called K-Ryte. The magical music station that knows the RIGHT music for the RIGHT time and RIGHT situation.
"All righty that was Barbie Girl just wrapping up for a Mr. Leon Powalski who…..ummm….yeah. Anyways, I got a shout out for a Ms. Kylette Vildamera who's trying to be a gangster to prove to her leader that she can make her own decisions so she slapped a drink out of the leader's hand. Way to go Kylette! We have the perfect song for you." The DJ said a little too chirpy and fast. "Yes we do on K-Ryte we have the perfect song for you loyal listeners. Hit it Ladies!" The DJ cued for the jingle. Kylette shaking her head with the beat.
Kaaaaaaaaaaay-Ryyyyyyte……The RIGHT song The RIGHT time The RIGHT situation
Keep it tuuuuned…….On this so-called "station"
We have all the songs for you…..PILED hiiiiiiiiiigh…..
But we know what to play, it's almost like we have secret spy cameras that are programming in the skyyyyyyyy.
Loyal listener, please tune in……..
Because that record is about to spin…
On….Kaaaaaaaaaaay-Ryyyyyyte……The DJ butted in again "Oooookay. Ms. Vildamera, here's your song!"
Cotton Candy, sweet and low, let me see that tootsie rollCome on, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll
Here we go, tootsie roll, just make that tootsie roll.
Kylette was dancing the day away as Zane looked in horrid disgust.
"……….." (O.o) What the hell? Zane just sat in her chair and looked onward
Kylette sings to her favorite part of the song and dances "To the left, to the left, to the right to the right. To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back. Now dip baby dip. Come on Zane! Dip baby dip." Kylette motioned for her lupine friend to join her
When Zane saw Kylette shaking her rump right in front of her, enough is enough "WHOA…..I don't need to see that." Zane quickly got up and turned off the radio
"Heeey….." Kylette immediately stopped dancing "What was that for…?"
"To end the madness…." Zane muttered to herself then she sat back down on her recliner. "Ahem….well, that was interesting. But before you go, aren't you gonna clean that up first?" Zane pointed to the puddle of liquid on the floor.
In a flash Kylette changed from her gangster look to her French maid costume and said in one breath, "Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll get right on it." Then she runs off to go get a bucket and scrubbing brush and starts to clean the carpet stain.
10 Minutes Later…….
Zane was watching the Television on Titania in Al Bhed. (She tries to brush up on the language as much as she can, she knows a good amount of it.)
"Fyde no idrek pa Titania……" (Today's news on Titania…….) The television sounded loud and clear.
Then Kylette appeared right in her way back in her badass duds and all.
"Aaaah!" Zane yelped out loud "Goodness you startled me…..What do you want?"
"I'm going to the Al Bhed business district to get my nose and eyebrows pierced, so don't even try to stop me."
Zane pushed her little naïve twin-tailed friend to the side and kept her attention on the television, although she had to say something to interject with Kylette's actions, "Hey that's great…..Say, can you pick me up a six-pack of 'I could care less' on your way back from the sharp bloody needle house? That would be awesome."
Not picking up the sarcasm Kylette asks, "Ummmmm…..what kind of needles?"
Zane looks at her soon to be petrified friend and says, "You know, the big and pointy kind. The ones that they spear cows' heads with right before they become dinner back on earth."
(O.O) "Oh…..On second thought, I'll get it some other time. I'm going back to my room now and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!" Kylette hissed and walked off towards her room. "Sharpton for President! For Shizzle My Bizzle! I'm out like Vanilla Ice yo!"
"I swear either she needs to go to the crazy house or her parents dropped her on the head a few….hundred times." Zane looks at the closed door then she thought about something. Wait…..who the fuck is Sharpton and Vanilla Ice? What the hell is a "bizzle"? Is that a new mechanical part or something?
CRASH!
Zane immediately lost her thought processing and looked over towards the door. There were bits and pieces of glass shattered on the floor as Sol-Ratcht flew in. "Oh for the love of all people……" She muttered to herself and walked over to Sol-Ratcht, who was dusting herself off and setting the grocery bags down.
Sol-Ratcht gave a nervous chuckle as she saw a grumpy wolf girl approach her. "Ummm….Hi Zane!"
"Don't you 'Hi Zane!' me. Goddammit Sol, haven't you heard of the door? It's quite a revolutionary invention." Zane said melodramatically "USE IT!"
Ava opened the door with the rest of the groceries and went towards the kitchen.
"Grrrrrr….." Zane breathed out very loud
An anime sweatmark came on the back of Sol's head as she continued to explain herself. "Sorry, but my fight stipulation requires that……"
Zane interrupted her "Sol? Are you going to use that bigot higher vocabulary to confuse and/or piss me off?"
"Yeah……"
"Save it….." Zane said "Ava? Could you help me out with the rest of the groceries?"
Ava came out and said "Yes ma'am…." And got some more groceries
As Zane headed towards the kitchen she got the rest of the bags she thought to herself Awww…..such a sweet girl….always helping out.
DING DONG! (The witch is dead! Oh….sorry. I like the song. u.u)
"Oh, I got it!" Sol-Ratcht walked up to the door and opened it. (O.O) She couldn't believe her eyes. "Oh Hi…..RANDT! How are you?"
The brindle furred fox responded, "I'm……" But was interrupted by footsteps going away from the kitchen then a door closing and finally locks turning then he started over, "I'm fine. It's been a long time since I saw you Sol-Ratcht as well as the rest of the girls. By the way, how are they?"
"We're all doing great…not much business going on, so we're taking it easy." Sol-Ratcht said as Zane was trying to sneak out of the kitchen. She spotted her not a moment too late. "Hey Zane! Look who's here….."
"Shit!" Zane stomped her foot on the ground and cursed to herself then she turned her attention to her grateful bat and the brindle fox standing near the door. "Oh Hi Randt! Heh-heh…..I didn't know you were here and back from your vacation….so soon…..How was it?"
"Yeah take a seat!" Sol motioned for him to sit on the love seat
Before Zane and Sol sat down, Zane whispered, "Why the hell did you invite him? Let alone bring me here?"
Sol-Ratcht replied in a hushed tone, "I don't know, I panicked!" "So….." Sol changes her tone of voice. "Randt did you have a good time? How was it?"
Randt looked plain as day as he said, "Well the bellboy scratched my suitcase so I snapped his neck and hid his body under my bed."
"…….."(O.o) Both Sol and Zane
Then Sol-Ratcht broke the tension, "Well he doesn't need much of tip now. Ah heh-heh"-anime sweat mark
Zane still looking at Randt in fear "…….okay……I'm going to go get some water. Would you like something to drink Randt?"
"Yeah, I'll have a large glass of KILL AVA!" His eyes turned red and veins popped out in his neck and head. Within a split second he turned back to normal and said, "I mean Soda………"
"O-okay….ummmm…..you want ice with that?"
"Yeah, ice would be good…..and a large butcher knife. I mean a straw. Damn it……"
"Ummm…..let me go fix that drink right about now, but we have to…….go run some errands in a few seconds. So, sorry to end our little chat so abruptly." Zane got up from her seat went to the kitchen and fixed up a soda so fast, if you blinked you missed it.
She handed Randt the soda and helped him up quickly and rushed him out the door, "Here'syoursodasorryfortheshortchatbutwegottago.Stopbysomeothertimeandtakecare!"
"OOF!" Randt groaned as he was thrown out by Zane, literally. "Heey…..my soda."
Zane closed the door and yelled, "Okay Ava, The coast is clear! You can come out now!" What a psycho bastard…….
A door opened as Ava carefully watched her surroundings and stepped out back into the living room. "Whew…." Ava rejoined Zane and Sol-Ratcht "I'd thought he would never leave." She sighed with relief and smiled
"Girls," Zane started again "I feel like fixing that window…..How about all of you help me out?"
"Yeah….why not?" Sol nodded her head
Kylette comes out of her bedroom to hear what's going on, "Hey guys, what's going on?"
Ava squeals with delight, "We're going to help Zane with fixing the broken window! Yay!"
"Ummm…..yeah…..whoopee….." Kylette said with unenthusiasm
"Okay then it's settled. Let's change into our work clothes and meet outside." Zane trotted off to her room.
"Well, I'd better change too!" Ava smiled and off into her room leaving Sol and Kylette by themselves
"Hey Sol?" Kylette asked
"Yeah?"
"You actually thinking about helping her?"
"Hmmm….let me think about that. No."
"Amen. I'm with ya."
15 minutes later…..
"Grrrrrrr…….those bitches….." Zane looked at Kylette and Sol in their bathing suits having a jolly old good time.
Constant laughter and smiles was always heard from Kylette as she frolicked in the circular inflatable pool. Sol was lying on her back giving her white coat more of a glow to appear more silver-ish. Sol smiled as she was enjoying her state of bliss and put on her shades and let Solar's rays do their work.
Ava the only one that had on her work clothes which was a short jean skirt a white T-shirt and some ankle boots. Zane eased up her anger when she saw Ava get the ladder from the garage. Oh…..sweet and dear Ava. Always being a helping hand. That makes me so proud to have her on the team.
" 'Kay! I'm back with the ladder!" Ava smiled "Whew….. that's a little heavy." She rests the ladder right next to the space formally known as the front window. "Hey, Zane…..?" Ava caught her breath "Do you think we'll get any more work?"
"I'm not sure but, all we can do is hope and be a little more money-conscious."
"Oh…..okay." Ava was a little saddened about the answer
"Oh, something will turn up soon. Don't worry." Zane smiles "I just know it. Now come on, we got a window to fix." Zane put her hand on Ava's shoulder
"Okay! Yeah, let's go!"
Sol then yelled out, "Hey Zane? Could you get me the sunscreen lotion? I want to keep my tinted ivory fur!"
"Grrrrrrr……." Zane said as she froze and her grip on Ava's shoulder was getting more painful. "I hope you fucking get cooked for all I care!"
"Ow….ow….Zane, you're ripping my shoulder off….." Ava winced but still being polite about it.
"Oh….I'm sorry hon." Zane let go of her
Sol then yelled, "Ummm…..I'll take that as a 'maybe later'."
Zane breathed very loud and said, "Ava?"
"Yes Zane?"
"Let's fix this window before I kill Sol and Kylette." Ava giggled and Zane shook her head and smiled. Ava stood by the ladder as the female lupine got her tools ready and the sheet glass.
Meanwhile, Randt was laying on the next door neighbor's roof observed the Vice Girls' yard with the scope of his sniper rifle. As he observed he was quite interested in what he saw. "Mmm…Mmm….Splash that water you twin-tailed cutie. Ooooh…yeah…. Ahem okay there's Zane….Ava! There you are……" Then he adjusted the scope to look at Sol tanning on the ground in her bathing suit. "OOOOOH! Sol you sexy diva. Where have you been all my life?" Then he starts breath really slow and panting for a couple of seconds and ends up readjusting the rifle to aim for Ava's head. "Yeah…..Ava. There we go."
For about five minutes Randt couldn't make up his mind about when to shoot that sweet innocent child so he argued with himself. Kylette noticed that red laser pointed at Ava's head so she flew over to the source (Yes she can fly) and sat right next to Randt, who was still mumbling to himself on when to hit Ava. "Mmmm…..yeah…..okay……nope nope….that's not going to do."
Kylette then tapped Randt on the shoulder and said, "Hey what're you doing?"
BAM!
Randt pulled too soon in excitement and the bullet missed Ava and hit the ladder.
"AHH! He's out to get meeeeee!" Ava yelped and ran into the house
WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! Zane had just finished sealing the window frame and placed her hammer back in her tool belt.
"Hey Ava I finished it! Hold the ladder so I can come down okay?" Zane yelled over her shoulder and stepped down and noticed the wobbliness of the ladder. "Whoa….! Ava? Can you hold the ladder a little firmer than that?"
"…………." No response
"…..Huh? Ava? Ava? A….oh shit….." She looked downward as her assistant was long and gone
The ladder staggered a little while and fell backwards carrying the female lupine with it. "Whoa….WHOA! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
SPLOOSH!
Kylette's inflatable pool broke Zane's fall. She was on her back with the ladder covering her on top.
Kylette was interrupted in her making out session with Randt to see what just happened. "Tch…man. I gotta go help her. I really wanted to get to know you better."
"Yeah me too…." Randt said "Maybe I could get your phone number or something?"
"Ummmm…..no." Kylette flew off the roof "How about you come over yourself……later on tonight?"
"Even better….. Later babe."
"Yeah, later hot stuff….." Kylette turned her attention towards Zane submerged by water "Huuuh! Zane are you okay? I hope you're not hurt…." She removed the ladder off of Zane but Zane simply stared at her and gritted her teeth. "So ummmm…..are you gonna help me refill the pool with water?"
"…………." The small pool started gurgling as Zane gritted her teeth even more. Then it got even more violent as steam and violent boiling came shortly after.
"Ummm….Zane? Are you gonna help me or what?" Kylette got the gardening hose ready
Sol-Ratcht got up really quick from where she was at to fly over and grab Kylette in the nick of time as Zane's pure fustration and rage deflated the pool as she laid there on her back. Water rushed in every direction seeping into the dirt ground and she got up and went into the house.
30 minutes later……..
"Grrrrrr…..my friends are real dicks." Zane grumbled as she was in her bathrobe and her hair was wrapped up in a turban. She walked out into the living room and she heard
CRASH!
She ran over to the shards of broken glass and looked at her formally new window. "Oh…I just fixed this window. Oh…well….Hey what's this?" She picks up a letter with Andross's emblem on it "Oh! A letter! Letters are good." She opened up the envelope with her nail
Dear Zane Marie Godhand, "Oh Dear god he knows my whole name"Congratulations. You have won an all expense paid trip to Corneria to participate in a contest. In which you have the opportunity of winning 10,000,000 Venomian Units Enclosed are the Flight tickets aboard my private carrier. The carrier will supply you and 3 other friends with everything else. Oh, I forgot to mention you can invite three other friends and only three. Not 4 not 5 not 1 not 2. Three! And only three. And I also forgot to mention the carrier leaves today or rather tonight so please be at the docking bay on time. Your flight on the luxurious carrier will last for two days and then a shuttle will escort you to the meeting place for the contest. Gate number and carrier information are on the ticket, have a great time on your vacation and congratulations. Good luck with the contest.
Your Friend,
Andross of the Androssian Empire
"Friends?" Zane looked up and her three teammates popped up magically out of nowhere. "Oh……Oh my God! I won a vacation! I never won anything in my life!"
Then Sol-Ratcht and Ava pulled off to the side to discover something fishy going on. Sol-Ratcht started off "Hey did you know it was signed by some guy named Andross?"
"Yeah, that name DOES sound kinda familiar. Do you think it could be a trap?"
Sol concluded, "No, I mean we ignore stuff like this all the time. I mean why fight it? It's free."
"Hee-hee! Yeah you're right."
Back to Kylette and Zane……..
"Sooooo……" Kylette rubs her chin "Who are you taking?"
Sol then realized, "Oh my God! I better get packing!" Then runs off to her room
Ava realizes the same thing seconds later, "Oh goodness what should I bring?" Then she trotts off to her room
"Hmph……" Zane goes off to her room and packs her clothes leaving Kylette looking dumbfounded and still rubbing her chin.
"Ummmmm…..Who are you taking again?"
At The Titanian Docking Bay…….
The four ladies walked down the terminal and Zane pulls out her ticket, "Okay, our gate is behind this barrier."
Sol and Ava were the first two to pass the metal detector with no problem. Then Zane was next. As she passed through the gate:
EHNNNNN!
"Shit!" Zane hung her head low
"Ma'am" The security started out "Can you please remove any metal objects you may be carrying such as car keys, chains or ah……AHH!" Zane handed him her prized sword the Yumigate. Then the guard continued, "Okay just go already……"
10 Minutes Later…..
"So, everyone got through already?" Zane looked around
"Wait, where's Kylette?" Ava tapped Zane's shoulder
Back where the Metal Detector was……..
EHNNNN!
Kylette went though the machine for the fifth time. It seems the guard was clearly pissed off. "Pfft…..Ma'am….for the last time can you please remove any metal object such as….."-A combat knife drops out of her pants pocket- "W-wait what's that?"
"Huh? Oh…..um….that's nothing…..I-I don't even know how that got there…..ummma…seriously……I had nothing to do with that. I was framed.
CRASH! A bunch of guns fell from Kylette
"Heh…..oh shit…."
"…………" (O.o) The guard freaked out then he charges after her
"Ah….hehehehehe….." A forced laugh came out of her but as the guard came closer it turned into a, "Oh, Shit….."
Back to Zane, Ava and Sol-Ratcht……
Ava looking onward said, "Shouldn't we go help her?"
"Nah…..she's fine" Zane answered
But Sol was concerned too, "But it looks like that guard is going to kill……."
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Sol was petrified at what she saw and Zane and Ava ran towards their carrier. Zane stops to scream at Sol who was super petrified, "Let's go! Oh God……!"
BAM!
"Move it!" Zane screamed and ran where Ava was.
Sol still stood there (o.O)
Moments Later…….At The Gate
"Hiya Ladies may I have your tickets please?" The flight attendant pulled out her hand
"Here you go!" Zane said and enetered
"There ya go!" Sol-Ratcht said and entered
"Here ma'am." Ava said and entered
"Here you are m'lady!" Kylette said and entered
"Thank you all and enjoy your flight!"
As they entered the carrier, it looked like a slice of Heaven. All the girls were looking like they had found a new love interest or something. There was specialized areas for each of the members of the team based on their bios (That I made…..XP). Andross made it look like their own living room just with more state-of-the-art appliances and electronics. There was a giant screen for movie watching and a solo shower and bath in the back of the carrier. In each of the personalized spaces each girl found two outfits and some accessories.
"Waaaaahh! Oh My Gosh. How did he know about all of this?" Ava looked in complete bliss as she looked at her clothing
"I don't know……But something sounds really strange……DAMN IT! He should have got this in more of a crème color…..Oh well…..Beggars can't be choosers." Sol-Ratcht looked a blouse with satisfaction.
"Hey, this Andross guy isn't so bad after all……" Kylette looked at her duds too. She got a black dress with a tattered finish around the lower part.
"Yeah…." Zane said not even looking at what Andross got her. She just sat down and waited for the carrier to lift off. Pfft…..nothing always good happens. It's always 'Too Good to be True' I KNOW for a fact something's going to happen I just know it.
BING! The carrier's system buzzed in.
"Welcome Vice Girls', to the Androssian Airlines. I am your pilot Rufus and I'll be taking you to your next destination……..SOLAR."
"WHAT?" (O.O) Everyone yelled
"Your next destination…..SOLAR. Duh, didn't you girls read your ticket?"
"Yeah" Zane answered "and last time I checked it said, CORNERIA!"
"No…..it's Solar. Trust me babe."
"W-What are you talking about? It's CORNERIA!"
"No, it's Solar…."
"CORN-NER-RI-A!"
"SO-O-OL-LAR!"
"Look pal if you think this is a joke……"
"Yeah…..it is…..gotcha! HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAH! Whoo…..you shoulda seen the looks on your faces. Especially you Zane…..HAH-HAAA! That was priceless….."
"Whew….." Sol, Ava and Kylette felt super relieved as the pilot just got off the speaker.
But Zane however……"Grrrrrrr……" Zane gritted her teeth and her eyes turned blood red……
"Ummm….Zane? Are you okay….?" Ava got near her and tried to touch her shoulder "Ow!" She retreated with a burn mark on her finger
"Whoa…..this isn't going to be smooth sailing…..hehehehehe…." Kylette added
As the girls prepared for take-off, Zane went into the pilot's cockpit and beat the living shit out of the Rufus. Then they had to wait for him to regain his strength (which took one and a half hour) Then they were off spending two days in a luxurious carrier awaiting what this Contest in Corneria had to bring.
End of Vice Girls Narrative
Sol-Ratcht's Commentary
Well….that's it for the teams. Now onto the GOOD stuff. Oh Boy, I never thought that it would be so soon that I'd have to get more into this story. Don't worry folks…..I'll keep the laughs going for as long as I can…..Thanks for all the reviews thus far. Especially Bane, Ben and Dragon. What would I do without you guys? Okay! Please, Please Review! All reviews accepted and appreciated and Look for me in the funny pages. (XP)
Sol
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