A/N: So everyone wanted me to continue so I decide to add one of these lists even though everyone does it. Thanks for all the hate mail and reviews! I really enjoyed reading them! Yeah so I guess it's not a one shot thing.
How To Piss Off Sawyer
Take a polar bear head and stick it in his bed so when he wakes up he will freak out
Replace all his stash with I Love Lucy memorabilia
Dig a huge hole in front of his tent and lay a blanket over it. Next to the blanket leave a picnic basket and a note saying "I'll be back in five minutes for our 'picnic' Love Kate." Wait for him to sit
Offer him free lessons on how to unscrew Oreos
Tie a boar to his tent and say it was from the real Sawyer
Suggest that he take anger management and offer to be his councilor
Hide frogs in his tent
Hide all his stuff and put them in a Halliburton case
Take all the bullets in his gun and replace them with bubble solution so next time he tries to shoot a polar bear bubbles come out
Offer to play I Never with him and constantly say I never killed a man and I never was gay
Ask him if he's bean eaten up by a blue tarp lately
Tell him to come down into the hatch when it's magnetizing so he'll stick to the walls with all the bullets in him.
Slap him across the face and when he asks why tell him you're the only one who hasn't attacked him today
Ask him if he has a vendetta against any other jungle animals
Ask him to reenact the time Ana Lucia got the gun from his pocket
Ask him if he's read Anger Management for Dummies yet
Pretend you are the son/daughter of a woman he conned and that you are calling yourself Sawyer Jr. Jr.
Tell him he should read the flight manifest so he can learn the real names of everyone
Tell him the reason he's so angry is because he doesn't open up to his feelings
Ask him why he won't make his move on Kate and that Jack got to her first
A/N: This was in no way meant to offend any who likes Sawyer. But if u want to give me flames that would be awesome! Chinchillas are friends not furs! OK so R&R! Lost on an island far from home!
-TheEvilTrafficCone OUT!
Whales don't eat people, people eat people and it's called soylent Green!