Howdy-do everybody! Here I am to plague your computer once again! Hee-hee-hee….Well, thanks everyone for reading my chapter! That made me so happee! Weeee! –runs amok with a big smile- Ahem…okay! Now, please enjoy this chapter (And hopefully it won't be so long XP) and leave a review! Thank you kindly!
The Misunderstood Asylum
Chapter Two:
"This is a story of fifteen people living in a house……Excuse me Fourteen People……"
"Today, Fifteen animals are living in the mansion, throughout the week, the population however will turn out to be opposite of an expansion…….".
Outside The Mansion…..
Everyone paced towards Mirage's van to get their belongings…..
Kylette was the first one to reach the van. She grabbed her so-called heavy suitcase and struggled with it. "WHOOOOOOOO!" She exclaimed causing everyone to turn her way "This bag sure is heavy…..I wish a big strong man would help….." Ava picked up the bag
"Hey…this isn't heavy…." Ava held the bag and smiled
"………." (o.o) Kylette looked at the rabbit girl in shock "AVA! Put that down! I wasn't talking to you." Everyone else had and anime sweatmark on the back of their heads and they smiled.
"Oh….I'm sorry…." Ava put down the suitcase and went into the van to get her own baggage.
"Hmmmmm……" Kylette just went past everyone blushing and waited on everyone else to get their stuff. Man, I thought some hot guy was going to help me out…..Damn you AVA!
"Hah! That kid is something else……She's got tricks up her sleeve….I like that about her." A'Lou looked over her shoulder "She's got spirit! Dontcha think?" Asking Zane
"Yeah….she's something alright." Zane got her bag.
"Hehehehe…." Wolf laughed at Kylette "She's a little cute girl….and it seems like she's interested in you. I don't know why the hell she's interested you but she is….." He got his bag and scowled at Fox. "Dammit, pup…. why do cute misguided girls always run to you?"
"I don't know….it's just that….I…I think she's cute too. And…and…it seems like she's full of spirit and smiles….I don't even think I could handle a girl like that….." Fox looked down and grabbed his bag
"Look at you….Here you are big and bad when it comes to bein' my rival, but you turn into pussyman when it comes to a sexy babe…..What the hell man…? What the hell…?" Wolf shakes his head in disbelief " I am ashamed to call you a worthy rival…." And he starts to walk away
"Wait!" Fox yelled "Wait Wolf!"
"Shut up….." Wolf blushed "If you want me to help you, in which I know I shouldn't, when everything's situated meet me at my room….."
Ava and Falco overheard Wolf and questioned what they were talking about. "Oh dear, I wonder what they are talking about?" Ava put her hand over her mouth
"Hmmmmm….I don't know but,I think WE should stop by as well as Fox….." Falco grinned Hmmmmm….I don't even know what they are talking about but, an unexpected visit on those two in a "compromising" position…..Bada-bing-bada-boom….Hheehehehehehe….Fox will beg me to keep it all a secret and I WILL BE THE LEADER OF STAR FOX….DAMN THAT, I SHALL RENAME IT STAR FALCO! Heheheheheeheh….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Falco laughed out loud "Ah-Hah…ah-haa….Oops…"
Everyone looked at Falco in a scared type of way.
"Oookay…." A'Lou asked Ace "Does he have any noted psychological problems….? I need to know before we actually start to live in there."
"Besides being a dumbass….No."
"Oh okay….whew…."
Everyone finished getting his or her crap and Mirage smiled and announced, "Okay everyone follow me!" Mirage walked up three short stairs and continued to say, "Everyone, I am proud to say, welcome to your new home for a week! I am going to give you a guided tour of the house and leave you at that. So everyone, come on in!" Mirage unlocked the door and walked inside the mansion. Everyone else joined her inside.
"Whoa!" A'Lou smiled
"Exquisite!" Sol gawked at the mansion's main room.
"Awesome!" Fox was amazed as well.
This mansion's main room was a large (Like your average Ballroom at a banquet hall) with ancient artistic carpeting spreading out all on the floor. A gargantuan (I always wanted to use that word) chandelier hung down the squared ceiling. Two flights of stairs bridged together side by side as they led to the upper tier portion of the house. The second floor belonged to all of the bedrooms. They were each lined up side-by-side like in a hallway of a fancy hotel. Back to the first floor, there were three sets of gold and silver double doors (Like the ones in Master Bates's current mansion) on each of the sides of the room, not counting the entrance.
"Okay!" Mirage got everyone's attention "This is the main room. As you can see there are all this fancy crap and three double doors. I would like to go over the first floor first. So if everyone would please follow me and set down your luggages near the door." Mirage headed down the main room towards the door on the left. Everyone did as they were told and followed her. The group approached a state-of-the-art kitchen with was generous with space.
"Wow…." Everyone gawked at the kitchen
"Yup! Before Master Bates left this mansion. He fixed it up from what was left of it."
Kylette wandered off from the group to look at the stainless steel refrigerator that was ahead of everyone else. "Mmmmm….Mmm..I wonder what I'll be consuming tonight? Hee-hee-hee!" Kylette giggled as she opened up the refrigerator door. "HUUUUH!" (O.o) She stared down at an empty box "What happened? WHAT HAPPENED?"
Everyone turned to her and Zane said "Something the matter Ky?"
"There's no food….THERE'S NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE!" She shuts the door and looks at everyone in a crazed trance "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THERE'S NO FOOD!"
"Huh?" Everyone rushed to the refrigerator and looked in shock as all they saw was the light bulb shining brightly as nothing else occupied the interior.
"Oh my God….." Rollinda backed away "We're doomed…..We could all die within 4 days out of the week. Oh God….Oh God…" She starts to hyperventilate.
"Oh, the poor girl….." Sarge looked over towards Rollinda
Sol walked over towards the sink and she flipped the level up. "Oh Great! At least the faucet's working!"
"Oh My God!" A'Lou yelled "Whoop-dee-FUCKIN'-Do……" She prances around with a fake smile on her face "Hey everyone…..do you all know what that means? That means we get to have cold water and ice cubes for a meal 3 times a day for the whole week."
"I like hot water for dinner." Kylette added in
"Grrrrrrrrr….." I am going to pretend that I didn't hear that dumbass comment. A'Lou just shook her fist beside her "Look Mirage….was this guy considering starving us?"
"Yeah but, I'll keep this between you and me. I'll deliver some stuff when you need me." Mirage reached in for her pants pocket and pulled out a card "Here's my number, call me if you guys get hungry and I'll sneak over here with some food. Okay? But I can only come over when I am not tending to Master Bates."
"Whew…" Everyone sighed with relief
"This is ridiculous though" Panther added in "Why would he have bought all of this state of the art appliances when there's nothing to use it on?"
"He's trying to mess with us…." Rollinda butted in with a crazed intention "But it won't work….Eeeeh-heheheheeheheh HAHAHAHHAHAAH!"
"I think it already did….." A'Lou looked at her partner "Ummmm….Mirage?"
"Yes?"
"Can we get out of this room before she loses it?"
"Yeah, that would seem like the better idea…..Okay everyone! Please follow me out of the kitchen….." Mirage backtracked out of the kitchen and everyone followed."Okay! Now I am going to show you the secret lair! How Exciting! Hee-hee…" Mirage giggled and went from the left door to the middle door.
"Ummmm…." Sol tapped her on the shoulder "Shouldn't it be kept a secret then?"
"Well…..I think it's still inoperative." Yeah, I think…..Hmmmm….although Master Bates did tell me something…..Meh…it'll pop out sooner or later. Mirage opened the middle door and everyone else followed. It was dark and the room didn't seem so big. "God it's so dark……Now I know there was a staircase somewhere….Now where is it? Hmmmm….Oof!" Mirage stumbled onto something. "What was that? Hmmmm…..Damn! Everyone help me find the staircase okay? It's somewhere around here."
"Okay…." Everyone else started to move around in the pitch darkness.
"Oof!" Kylette and Fox bumped into each other
"Sorry Fox….."
"Sorry Kylette….." Fox decided to try and reach back for the door "What the hell is this?" He kept touching it and squeezing it.
"Aiiee!" Kylette jumped up "Fox you animal…heehehehee!" Kylette giggled and blushed "I barely even know you and you're checking out my ass."
"WHAT?" Krystal became enraged
"Say Fox, I thought you weren't the go-getter type……" Falco smiled
"Shut-up Falco it was an honest mistake……" Fox blushed
"You don't have to lie Fox……I think you two would make an idea couple." Zane smiled
"Really?" Fox asked her
"I….don't think so…." Krystal said gritting her teeth
"Oh shut up you….." Ava said already angered at Krystal
Wolf tried to find Zane and he "found" her within a couple of steps, so he decided to grope "her" and whisper in her ear, "Zane…" he kisses her lightly on the face "I want you to know, I wanna love you….and I mean really, LOOOOVE you. Girl, I want to rip your clothes off and …….." He kept whispering stuff in her ear that's beyond Rated T "So…how do you like that?" He kept kissing "her"
"How do I like what?" Zane turned to the sound of Wolf'
"Girl….quit playing games with me. You know you like this "attention", with your sexy ass…..Muah! Muah!" He kissed this person on the muzzle twice and slapped her butt really hard.
"Wolf I am so serious, I am next to you. See?" She puts her hand on his head
"Oh Shit!" Wolf bugged out "Then who is this?"
"I dunno….." Zane giggled afterwards Funny thing if it was Leon….Or any guy for that matter….
"Let me get one important thing straight….." Wolf put his ear next to the person's muzzle and said, "All of the guys say, "Yeah!" really quick."
"Yeah!" All the guys said and Wolf sighed with relief as nothing came out of the girl he was holding "Well sexy mama….don't be shy. I know you fantasize about me and my hot rocking bod…."
"………….." (o.O)
"Well….I do like quiet girls. They don't scream much in bed…." He kissed her again
"Hmmmmmnnnn…." Zane scowled at Wolf
"Oh!" Wolf forgot about Zane "Don't get me wrong Zane I still think about you too….heh-heh-heh…."
"Yeah, I bet….."
"Man, I'm tired of hearing Wolf and his sexy voice….." Slippy said "Wait that didn't come out right…..well…I am going to find that door now…."
BAM!
"Oof!" Slippy yelled out loud "I think I ran into a wall….Ow…" He rubbed his upper lip
"Idiot…." Falco said
"Hey, who's next to me….?" Kylette asked
"It's me Ace…."
"Oh hey Ace you wanna see a funny trick?" Kylette whispered
"Well, I technically can't SEE it but…."
"Oh you know what I mean….." Kylette gave a light-hearted scowl
"Yeah, sure kiddo why not?"
"Okay, hug me real tight like you're a pervert or something….."
"Wha?"
"Just do it…..I promise you'll get a kick out of it. Hehehehhehe" Kylette giggled
"Okay…." Ace hugged her real tight from behind
"OH FOX!" She screamed "Is that a grenade launcher in your pants or are you happy to see me?" Kylette, Rollinda, Ava and Sarge giggled while, Zane, Sol, Falco and Panther smiled and thought Fox, you sly dog….
"Hey, you go pup! Get that lil' cutie!" Wolf encouraged and kept licking his captive's face
"Hehehehehehe……" Leon kept his laughter to himself as he thought, "Grenade Launcher…..oh Kylette dear, Fox looks more of a pistol type of person…..However Wolf, -strange noise-…..a Grenade Launcher might be an insult to him…….I think more like a tank.
"Huh?" Fox was shocked What the hell? I never touched her after that last incident. Although I kinda wish I did right now…..
At that point Ace decided to let go of Kylette "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Grrrrrrrrrr……" Krystal's eyes grew red. So red that everybody was able to see where she was. "I am going to kill you Fox! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" She lunged at Fox but she missed him because he ducked in time. "Whoa…….Whoa…..AAAAAAAAAHH! ACK OOK UGH EEK ARG!"
"Oh well, it looked like Krystal found the stairs! AH-HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!" Kylette roared with laughter Serves that crazy bitch right!
"…………." (O.o) Everyone else stared into the darkness
As the rest of the crew kept hearing Krystal grunt with each stair she hit. It's been going on for about 5 minutes now…..
"Hey Ms. Mirage…..?" Ava asked "How many stairs does the staircase have?"
"Hmmmm….last time I checked it was 5 flights and three extra stairs….."
"Okay…."
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Krystal kept moaning and groaning as she hit the stairs. Kylette was laughing it up when she heard the thud of each stair making contact "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God this is the funniest shit I heard all day! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!"
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
"Ummmm….shouldn't she have went through all the stairs yet?" Sol asked
"It's going on the eleventh minute now so…..yeah just about up."
"ACK! OOF OW! Oh….that hurt….." Krystal tried to get up "Whoa….OWW! OOF OHHH! Ouch…..I think I broke something…."
"I believe that's it……." Mirage said "Wow she went over 5 flights and three extra stairs in 11 minutes and 15 seconds."
"Encore! Encore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kylette clapped and all a sudden the lights went on "HAHAHAH….Huh?"
"Huuh?" Everyone looked at the lit up room.
"Oh yeah….I forgot. Silly me…" Mirage slaps her forehead "He put that stupid Clapper in this room….."
"Oh…wow….." Everyone stared at Mirage Couldn't you think of that earlier?
"Oh my God!" Zane looked at Wolf, "Whoo-hoo-hoo….Whoo-hoo-hoo…." Zane went off in hysterics and Falco joined in with her
Rollinda, Sarge, and Ace looked at Wolf in shock
"Ummmm….Wolf?" Ava walked up closer to him "Why are you holding your sister like that? And why is she unconscious….Is she hurt?" Ava felt A'Lou's forehead
"……………….." (O.d) Oh..My…God….I can't….believe…..I….told…all…of…that…raunchy….stuff….to…my….sister….Now, she'll never be the same again……oh shit…..OH SHIT! Hmmmmm….I wonder if she liked it? Wolf froze as he kept holding A'Lou in shock.
A'Lou was still in shock as she can't believe she was being groped by her older brother, not only that but the stuff he told her was way worse……."Aaaaaaahhhh…hah….hahahah…." (O.o)
Zane covered her face while she was still in laughter, "Oh! God this is gold! Oh-HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!"
Falco added in, "Hey…..hehehehee….let's just say….he keeps it all in the family….HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Zane and Falco hug each other and laugh really hard.
"Hey Wolf…." Fox consoled "It's okay….I don't blame you. Your sister is hot."
"Shut up, Pup." Wolf gave him the evil eye "A'Lou…? Sis…? Please wake up…" Wolf gently shook her. And Please don't tell mom……
"Ooh…I can't believe what I heard…." A'Lou regained consciousness "I am going to pretend that never happened. That might take a long time but I can recover." She grabbed Wolf's hands and unwrapped them around her. Then she calmly walked away but Wolf gently grabbed her arm and brought her back towards him.
"Hey A'Lou…..? I just wanted to say something in apology." He bends down a little bit more to whisper in her ear "If you like that there's more where that came from…." Then he blew kisses in her ear and slapped her ass once more.
"You sick BASTAAAARD!" A'Lou was stark-raving mad
"Oh come on A'Lou-Lou….you know you liked it…." Wolf laughed playfully
"Oh yeah? Well not as much as you'll like THIS!" A'Lou gave him a roundhouse kick that clearly knocked him to the ground "Pervert!" Then she stomped off
"……………." (O.o) Everyone stared at the two siblings
Mirage not even paying attention towards all the hub-bub "Oh! Hey look guys, here's an elevator." Mirage walked over towards a set of large elevator doors and pressed the button.
DING!
"Here it is!" Mirage walked in the elevator then she kept her hand on the door. "Come on everybody….."
"Poor Krystal….." Ava looked down the stairs "Maybe if she wasn't so quick to jump the gun, she wouldn't have went down all those stairs."
"Yeah…." Sol added "But don't you mean the grenade launcher?"
"Hee-hee-hee!" Ava stifled her giggle with her hand.
Everyone walked into the elevator and Mirage pressed the button to close the doors. "Down we go! Into a secret passage…..How exciting!" Mirage jumped up and down while clapping.
"I still think this should be kept a secret….." Sol said
Fox still overwhelmed about Krystal, kept staring off into space. Oh my God….I wonder if Krystal's seriously hurt? She could kill me……Oh God….what'll I do?
"Hey Fox….." Kylette scooted herself over to Fox "How come you don't talk to me huh?"
"Yeah Fox, how come you don't talk to her?" Falco moved inward as well
"Shut up Falco……" Fox muttered under his breath "Well….welll…..well….Kylette, I….I…I….just…"
"Shhhhhh…." Kylette playfully puts her finger on his mouth "I understand…..I just wanted you to know I was very interested in you and I hoped we could have gotten together….."
"Was? Can't we still take a shot at it?" Fox looked concerned
"Well….maybe we could it's just that, you seemed 'Pussy Whipped' by a certain someone that is not on this elevator…." All the girls coughed and looked at Fox in a "You know its you Fox" type of way. Then the twin-tailed fox came closer almost to a point where he was at kissing-distance.
"Hey, I just noticed something….." Rollinda stooped down towards Slippy "When will this elevator ride stop? It shouldn't take this long to reach a sub-level from the first floor."
"I think it stops when Fox and Kylette finish……the author's trying to get a point across….."
"Oh…okay. Thanks…." Rollinda got back up
Back at Kylette and Fox, she was within an inch of Fox's muzzle and she lightly kissed him there…."You see, if WE were together….." She pulled him down towards where her mouth was at his ear "I would let you…….."
"COUGH! COUGH!" Fox looked up in shock, as he didn't believe what he just heard. Kylette simply licker her lips and smiled
Falco, Wolf, Leon and Panther looked at Kylette with awe. Falco decided to ask her, "What did you say to him?"
"I said I would let him do the opposite of 'Pussy Whipped'…..heheheheheh…." She giggled to herself and stuck her tongue out playfully.
"Hmmmmm…..My type of girl!" Wolf looked at her and applauded
"Whoa-ho….You are something else…" Falco shook his head
"Quite the sex kitten aren't you? Rowr…." Panther nodded his head in approval
"Goodness girl….You are my protégé….." Leon came over to hug her
DING!
A cantankerous Krystal breathed with ferocity as she looked solely at Fox. Mirage then said, "Here we are…." With nervousness
Everyone stepped out of the elevator to meet a dimly lit lab. Mirage walked over to switch on the lights.
"Whoa…." Everyone but Krystal looked at the old laboratory.
"Hey Mirage…..why would the Masturbating turtle need a laboratory….?" Kylette looked at a test tube.
"Well back in the day, he was a chemist and….." Mirage was interrupted by incoherent chattering found in the walls. What the hell? She walked towards where the source of the sound was. "Hey! Who's in there? Come out now!" She ordered.
Then a concealed hidden door appeared out of nowhere and frightened Mirage, "Ahh!" She ran behind Falco. Five rats about Slippy's size appeared from the door. They had green hair and burnt orange fur. They wore a brown T-shirt and white overalls. They had on peppermint candy stripe stockings and brown clogs.
"What the hell are you guys?" Wolf looked at the five little people.
"We are Oompa Gloompas….."
"Oh shit!" Kylette exclaimed "You're those midgets that was on….."
"Hold it miss Missy!" The first one spoke "Have some respect, the PC term is "little people" (yay! I'm right). We don't like the derogatory name "midget" we HATE that name……"
Who the fuck wants to be PC anyways? "Oh sorry sir….My correction is "You're those little people that was on"…..some movie with some Chocolate Factory….?"
"WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!" Everyone screamed at her
"Oh wow Kylette, you don't know that one?" Ava looked at her friend
"OKAY! SORRY! SHEESH GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY!" Kylette yelled back at everyone
"No….those are 'Oompa Loompas'. We however are Oompa Gloompas. No, we weren't on Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. They say we are the opposite of family-friendly, cheap bastards….." The second one said
"Oh!" Sarge was intrigued "So what brings you guys here?"
The third one stepped forward, "Why don't we show you in a song……?"
"Yes….splendid!" The fourth one said. Then some music came on and the five rats started dancing.
"Oompa Gloompa…doo-pah-dee-DoWe have to introduce ourselves to you
Oompa Gloompa….doo-pah-dee-Dee
We manufacture Ecstasy
What do you get when you take a whiff?
Your eyes red and your limbs get stiff….
What
do you get when you give us cash?
A bunch of other drugs and an endless stash.
What do you get when stay in this house?
You'll get no…..you'll get no….you'll get no cheap TREE-EE-EES!
Oompa Gloompa doo-pee-dee dah
When you smoke it's like blah-blah-blah…..
You will experience euphoria too!
Like the….Oompa…Oompa Gloompa..doo-pee-dee-DO!""………….." (O.O) Everyone looked at the five rats as they finished.
"So would you like us to sing another song?" The fifth one asked
"Ummm…no. That'll be all for today….. Please go back where you came from…." Mirage tried to shoo them away "HUUUUH! I just remembered something!"
"Our paycheck…..?" The first one said again
Mirage walked over to a cabin and opened it…."Oh yeah I got your paycheck right here…." She grabbed a whip from an area that said, "In case of mutiny, use this" "Yaaaaaaaaah!"
Wch! Wch! ( whip sound. I know, I should be in Special effects….)
"Get back into the hole midgets!" Mirage swung her whip around and driving the five Oompa Gloompas back into their home. "Ahem….I am so sorry about that….hehehehehehhe….I don't even know what they were talking about." Oh Shit! Master Bates told me NOT to bring them here……D'Oh! I need to pay attention more often with the things that he said.
Mirage's Flashback…..
Master Bates was just finishing this whole procedure about showing the house but her had one more important thing to tell her before she was to go get a welcome speech ready "Now, Mirrrrrrage….I need to rrrrrrrrremind you of ONE VERRRRRRRY IMPORRRRRRRTANT THING…..arrrrrrrrrre you listening?"
"Yes…..for the billionth time…." Mirage replied stubbornly
BONK!
"Ow….you know I could sue you for….umm….what's that charge again?"
"I have no idea….but anyways, You have to listen to me CARRRRREFULLY! Do you hearrrrrrr?"
"Yes sir…."
"Two things….you must neverrrrrrrr show them my secrrrrrret lairrrrr and the otherrrrrr thing is you must neverrrrrrrr show and tell them about the secrrrrrrrret garrrrrrrden of eden……Especially when I have Bounty Hunterrrrrrrrrs and Police Officerrrrrrrrrrs coming into the scene…."
"Yes, sir….." Mirage went to go off.
"I mean it….if they find out about that and I get apprrrrrrrehended, I am taking you down with me. You understand?"
"Yes sir…..for the last time."
BONK!
"Ow….okay, okay….your ass gets hauled in, I'm in trouble too…..I got it….."
"Go and make yourrrrrrrrr speech…..you betterrrrrrr not fail me."
"Yes sir………Somebody's gunna make you pay…." Mirage muttered to herself
Back at the Secret Lab……….
"So Mirage…..?" Rollinda smirked "What was THAT all about?"
"Huh? What are you talking about……?"
"Hmmmmm….let's see this Lab, those gentlemen, THAT SONG!"
"Huh? There was none of that stuff you said…..You are so silly Rollinda"
"Uh….yes there was….and there still is." Ava raised her hand
"Oh silly sweet girl….there's nothing here. At least in my eyes."
"Did you just take some drugs not too long ago?" A'Lou was getting frustrated "We just saw a little show about drugs, we are in a laboratory and THOSE GUYS ADMIT TO MANUFACTURING DRUGS!" She roared
"Calm down Ms. O' Donnell….you know you need? A nice little souvenir. How about we all take a group picture?" I hope this neuralizer thing still works…..
"Huh? I DON'T WANT A GODDAMN PICTURE, I WANT ANSWERS NOW!" A'Lou roared at Mirage
Rollinda got an idea and she tapped A'Lou on the shoulder, "Hey A'Lou….let's just take the picture…then we can use it as evidence. She doesn't even realize what a dumb mistake she's making."
"Oh you're right!" A'Lou whispered back then she turned her attention towards Mirage keeping the same attitude "Oh alright…..let's get this over with…."
"Great! Okay now everyone move back a little….All the tall people in the back. Come on everyone!" Everyone rearranged with haste as Mirage was digging into her pocket for a pen-like object with a large light strobe on the top. "Okay everyone ready?"
"Excuse me…." Krystal tapped Kylette on the shoulder "But WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING WITH FOX?"
"Huh? Oh….well I can't have my arms around Fox's neck? Fox…." Kylette had puppy eyes "I didn't know you were spoken for…." She made a light circle around the center of his pecs with her pointer finger and looked into his eyes.
"Yes, he is…Now, if you'll just piss off….." Krystal shoved her out of Fox's reach and put her own arms around Fox.
Meanwhile, Fox is all googly-eyed in his thoughts…..Come back Kylette…..I want…I want….
Wolf tries to hold Zane in his arms but Zane started to giggle, "What's so funny babe….?"
"I am surprised you chose me over your sister….Heheheheheheheh….." Zane puts her hand over her mouth to try and kill the laughing urge inside
"Ooooooh….." Falco laughed at Wolf as well.
"Hey Wolf?" Kylette said while hugging Fox
"Yeah kiddo, what can I do for you?" Wolf sounded quite unenthusiastic
"You want me to sing you a quick pick me up song for you?"
"Hmmmmm……yeah okay…."
At first Kylette started humming the words to George Of The Jungle then she started singing "Wolf, Wolf, Wolf of the jungle….Strong as he can be…..Stop picking dates from the FAMILY TREE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh God….Oh God! (XD)" Zane and Falco were the first ones to crack up. Then came everyone else.
"I am going to kill you!" Wolf started to bolt after Kylette and he ended up chasing her around the lab tables then she jumped on a table and saw a pipe hanging from the ceiling on the other side so she decided to fly over there, grab the pipe lining and hang from her legs on the pipe upside down.
"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee…..Wolf you shouldn't be so mean…I was only trying to cheer you up y'know…." (XP)
"Bullshit….." Wolf breathed with angered passion "Why don't you come down and take the picture with me already….?" He gritted his teeth
"No…" Kylette changed to a baby-ish tone of voice "You might try and hurt me…."
Wolf breathed in and out very deeply "No, I won't sweetheart….you have my word. I won't lay a hand on you."
"Well, I can't trust you with that…..you already laid both your hands on Zane and A'Lou…."
"Ky, He means hit you….." Zane said
"Oh, well….I still don't trust you….Look at your face for crissakes….You look like you want to murder a whole small village….I'm not coming down."
"Look here….just come down and I reassure you, I will laugh it off….." Wolf walked over to where she was hanging and stood right under her.
"Look guy….I said I am not….YAAAAAAAH!" She lost her strength and fell with her back towards Wolf. She landed right on top of him. "Owie…..hey, thank you Wolf. You broke my fall." She kissed him on the forehead and playfully tapped him there.
"Grrrrrrr……" Wolf pushed her off of him and stood up. "You're lucky you're a cute girl, because if you weren't I'd kick your ass……"
"Thank God for me being me then!" She laughed it off and winked at him
"Okay okay…..can we please get this picture over with?" Rollinda asked
"Yeah, yeah……" Mirage waited for Wolf and Kylette to get back in the "picture". "Okay! Everyone's settled?" Mirage looked at Krystal….." Ummm, Krystal, Krystal…..turn your body around I can't get your whole face."
"Oh, sorry…." Krystal refrained from hugging Fox and turned her body around facing more towards Mirage.
"Okay! Perfect everybody! Now, everyone Don't move….." She took out the neuralizer and began configuring it.
"What the hell type of camera is that?" Rollinda asked
"………….." (O.O) Mirage froze without an answer Oh shit…..I have to make up something…..Ummm…..oh okay I got it! "Oh, well it's a MIB model compact camera."
"Wow….that's technology for ya…..Oh, Can I ask you something else….?"
"-gulp- Yeah?" I hope it's not about what MIB stands for….
"Is it Digital or Film camera….?"
"Digital…..Ahem…..Now let's take this picture already!" Mirage put on a pair of sunglasses similar to what the MIB agents wore. "Ready? One….Two…."
"WAIT!" Ava screamed
"Erm….yes?" WHAT THE HELL? NOT ANOTHER QUESTION! Grrrrrrrr……..
"Why do you have on sunglasses?"
"Because my eyes are sensitive to the light on the flash….now everyone…let's take this picture okay?" Mirage trying to keep her cool. She took a deep breath and continued where she left off, "Okay…everyone ready? One…Two…"
"WAIT!" Kylette screamed
"What now?"
"I was wondering about your so-called camera…." Kylette put a hand over her chin "Didn't that come off a movie or something?"
"………………" (O.o) Oh no…..that girl is catching on to me…… "Huh? Heh-heh…..what are you talking about? This is just a dumb old camera."
"No it's not……I saw that thing when I was looking at earth television….."
"Yeah, it is……I got this from a gift from Master Bates at a Christmas Party….So, there you have it. Now let's take this picture….."
"No, wait a minute….I swear I saw that thing…." Kylette rubbed her chin even more. Just then some music plays. "Huh?"
Here come the men in black men in black
Galaxy defenders oho oho oho
Here come the men in black men in black
They won't let you remember
Aha aha
Now from the deepest of the darkest night
On the horizon bright light enters sight tight
Cameras zoom on the impending doom
But then like boom black suits fill the room up
With the quickness talk with the witnesses
Hypnotizer neuralizer
Vivid memories turn to fantasies
Kylette gets frustrated as she was interrupted with her thoughts, "TURN THAT MUSIC OFF DAMMIT! I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT!"-record stratches-
Ava tapped her shoulder, "But Kylette you don't even think straight majority of the time."
"Shut up Ava……"
I quit being the helping hand and said "Tch….sorry I was just trying to help you out." I took my record off the player and kept typing this story. (XP)
"Well….I'll get it some other time….let's take this picture already." Kylette said
Mirage breathed once more, "Okay….ready everyone? One…….Two…….Thr…."
"WAIT!" Slippy Croaked
"Oh for fuck's sake….WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Mirage roared
Slippy hesitated before answering "I was just wondering……why are we taking a picture again?"
"I don't know….." Mirage gets bitchy "Why is the sky blue? Why does everything new taste like chicken? Why does boxers seem out and briefs are in? Why does Master Bates jack himself off every Monday, Wednesday and Friday? I DON'T KNOW! IT JUST HAPPENS! Now, can we please take this picture before I lose it again?"
"…………yes……." Slippy answered faintly
Mirage breathed in very deep and regained her happiness "Okay! Everyone look over here!" Mirage took out the neuralizer "Okay everyone give me your best picture face in One…….Two……"
"Ooh! A quarter!" Kylette bent down in front of Wolf and Wolf being the horny guy that he was he checked out her ass…ets.
"Three!" Mirage screamed as she pushed a button and an overwhelming white flash consumed the whole room. Everyone who was looked at the blur was stunned at the moment and Kylette rose up really quickly and smiled (but too late) "Cheese!"
Wolf stopped staring at her toosh to look up too, "Yeah what she said….."
"Damn Wolf we missed the picture…..ohhh…." Kylette snapped her fingers
"Meh….don't worry kid. We'll just see how that one came out."
Mirage ran towards the light switch to turn off the lights and removed her sunglasses. "Okay everyone! Let's move out of the dark tunnel to get out of the house okay? Everyone follow me."
"Dark tunnel? Mirage this is the Ecstasy lab remember?" Kylette reminded
"What the hell?" She muttered to herself I thought all of them were looking at me…..HUUUUH oh no….She didn't look at the light. Dammit…I have to plead her not to remind anyone about the whereabouts of this area. Mirage panicked but still referred to everyone else to get on the elevator. She looked at Kylette as she got on.
"Hey Zane, weren't those Oompa Gloompas something else….I loved that little song of theirs. Oompa Gloompa doo-pee-dee-do….." She started to sing
Then Zane turned to Kylette, "Oompa Gloompa? What's an Oompa Gloompa?"
"Hahahahahaha…..okay Zane that's a funny one, for real. Do you remember anything about the lab?"
"Lab? What lab?" Zane asked "I don't remember there being any lab……"
"Kaaaaaaah…..The one where we just took a picture in." Kylette becoming ticked off
"Picture? There was a picture?" Zane scratched her head
Kylette just simply looked at her and walked to an elevator wall and simply banged her head into it over and over. Everyone else minded his or her own business but Wolf found this strange as well. He looked at A'Lou talking to Rollinda, he then thought about something. I think if it erased her memory on the lab…..it should have worked on….. He approached her really fast and slapped her ass.
"Ow!" A'Lou turned around then looked in horror. Rollinda was in shock too…."Oh no…..Not this again….AAAAAH!" She screamed
"Wait….I was just trying to see something. Don't go off yet." Wolf walked closer to her and whispered in her ear "Did you like that? Oh don't lie to me babe…..It's just between us two." Wolf tried to lick her ear and kiss her.
"……………" (O.o) A'Lou breathed deeply and then she lost it, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOO GET AWAY!" She pushed him off and ran behind Zane
"Okay…." Zane starts to look at Wolf "Now, he's really disturbing me……If he wants me, he'll need to lose the incest gig…..It's a really big turn off. Hmmmm…..a tease fest might be fun this week." Zane smiled at herself
Everyone looked at Wolf for a long, long time.
DING!
"Okay everyone! We're in the house now! Now let's go into the last set of double doors. This is where the Master has the library and window view of the garden. Come on everyone!" Mirage walked out of the door and walked out of the room. "Okay! Hey everyone let's go into the house so I can show you the vast library and the fantasmic view!" Mirage leaded everyone to the next door on the right.
Zane decided to start being the pervert and went behind Wolf and squeezed his ass pretty tight.
"Ah! What the….?" Wolf turned around "Oh, Zane….I never knew you liked to be the predator."
"Hahahahah….." She laughed seductively "Why don't you ditch the family outing and see me in private when you get the chance?" She walked ahead of the group to catch up with A'Lou. When she met her she tapped her on the shoulder.
"Whoa…." Fox stared at Zane along with Wolf "How do you do it?"
"Hahahahahah! Well pup, you take my advice and you'll have that little feisty vixen in your bed. Guaranteed!" Wolf gave a thumbs-up to Fox and still kept his attention on Zane, as she was about to visit A'Lou.
"Ah! Don't touch me! Oh….it's you Zane…..whew….For a moment I thought you were Wo-…."
"Yeah, I know. Say…..let's say we have a little fun with your big brother."
"HELL NO! Not you too….." A'Lou backed away
"Chill out….not that way. I mean, we mess with his head a little…..Let's say revenge."
"Keep talkin'……" A'Lou was becoming more interested
"Well…..it all starts with me and……" Zane whispered some stuff "And then we get Leon to…….." She keeps going with the whispering "Then, sweet black revenge."
"Hah-hah-HAA! I like that…..I LIKE THAT!" A'Lou put out her hand and Zane shook it "I like you Zane….."
"Pleasure to do business with you….." Zane smiled and looked onward
"Well….Here we are!" Mirage looked all throughout the room. The room was very large and rectangular with shelves and shelves of books piled high to the ceiling the bookcases outlined the whole area of the room. The floor itself was covered in a large red antique carpet that covered most of the ground.
"Wow!" Sol lit up like a candle "All of these books are rare to find! This is amazing!"
Falco smiled at Sol "You like books babe? Because I……"
"Save it, icketelaboh…..(Al Bhed for Lame ass….)"
"Wow Falco!" Krystal said "She really likes you!"
"Of course Krys…..who wouldn't?"
Kylette walked towards the window. "Wow….these are some funky ass plants to be in some fancy shmancy garden…..Hey…..this could be…."
"Hmmmm….." Ace joined her "I see what you mean. These remind me of Mar…."
"OOOOOKAY Everyone! Let's get out of the library so I am going to give you your farewell message and everyone you all can get settled."
"Hmmmmm….." They both scowled and followed everyone else out of the room.
When the group got back into the main room, Mirage stood in front of everyone. "My my everyone….It was a pleasure meeting you all and please don't let this get to you….this contest was intent to mess with your heads but hang in there…..I'll be there to help majority of the time whenever I can. With that being said, please go and get a roo--….."
By that time Sol, Sarge and Kylette flew upwards onto the second floor and ran to get a room. Within 5 seconds three door slams were heard.
"………." (O.o) Everyone else looked at the second floor feeling jealous of those three.
"Well now…." Mirage still looked at the three women who were already situated in their room "Let me announce that now you can…." Everyone else ran up the stairs for a room. "Go……get…..a room." Mirage looked at everyone scrambling for a room Whew…..for a moment there I thought they were going to find out about the Garden Of Eden. They can find out ass soon as I leave. Good luck guys….I'm here for you…..Rooting for you. "Bye Guys!"
"Bye Mirage!" Everyone stopped shuffling rooms to see her walking out the door.
"Okay back to business…." Falco said. Then everyone went back into a frenzy to get a room. Then he saw a room in particular that caught his attention "Aha! Here's my room!" Falco exclaimed
"Get OUT!" Sol screamed
"Damn it….I thought it would work…." Falco went off to find his OWN room.
Several doors shut quickly as it was only Slippy walking towards the last room available. Which was on the leftmost side of the house. "Awwwww….I feel isolated."
The house grew quiet as each individual settled in his or her own room.
Fox's Room
"Meh…..this room seems a bit girlish to me with all these light colors and the doll house type of décor…."
Leon's Room
"This room is to die for! Oh I love the colors and the bedding! Master Bates's Interior Decorator is a miracle wonder. Although the crème colors don't match with the overall atmosphere."
Wolf's Room
Wolf flopped on the bed and thought to himself, Hmmm….Maybe I should see that sex kitten Zane and we could test out the bed's..durability…yeah….heh-heh…
A random voice came out of nowhere "How about your sister?" (XP)
"…………" Who the hell said that?
Kylette's Room
The young energetic fox paced around her room pondering what to do next "Hmmmmm…..I wanna see Fox, but that bitch Krystal is getting in the way. I'll have to deal with her. There are no weapons so I'll have to improvise…..tch…..Maybe if I took a metal spring from a mattress and………" An insane laughter followed "I'll be sure to make her dead by sleepytime…."
Fox's Room
"Oh yeah! I gotta meet Wolf so he can give me pointers……" Fox leaves his room to go meet with Wolf
Ava's Room
"Hmmmm…..I wonder if Fox and Wolf got together yet…..Oh I shouldn't say it like that… But come to think of it….how is there another way to say it nicely? Oh well…..I am going to go over there now." Ava walks out of her room and goes down each doorway listening for either Fox or Wolf's voice.
Falco's Room
"Hmmmm…..I wonder if Fox and Wolf….ahem "got together"? I knew there was something up with Wolf from the get-go……He's really weird and I wouldn't be surprised if he was coming out the closet halfway (bisexual)." Falco got up from his bed "Never mind that…..I should go see about what those two were talking about. I wonder if that Ava girl already went over there too? Meh, I gotta go if I wanna catch them in the act……" Falco rushed out of his room and went down the hall.
Wolf's Room
Wolf smiled on his bed as he was having his frequent fantasies with Zane. Then a door opened as Fox came in very secretively. "Ahh!" Wolf got up from the bed quickly "Oh you pup…..haven't you heard of knocking?"
"This is supposed to be a secret. So I didn't want to be so loud entering the room."
"Yeah whatever, so you came to get some tips from me hmmmm? Heheheh…..I am so loving this. You needing help from me…." Wolf smiled devilishly "So what can I help you with pup?"
"Wolf……" Fox gritted his teeth "You know what I need help with….Don't make me say it….."
"Say it pup….." Wolf smiled
"MAKE ME INTO A MAN! I WANNA….!"
BAM!
Falco kicked open the door and Ava is still on her hands and knees as she was listening to the conversation. "Ah-HAH! I knew it……I knew it Ava baby…..these two are……gaaay….."
"GAY?" Wolf and Fox said confused
"Yeah you heard me! Gaaay….."
Ava got up and dusted herself off and added, "I was going to see about what you needed help on but never mind…." Ava was about to walk away
Wolf muttered something to Fox and they both ran up on Falco and Ava.
"Noooooo! Put me down! Please?" Ava was carried over the shoulder by Wolf
"Aaargh! Fox kicked Falco down on the ground and dragged him in the room. Wait….wait….WAIT!"
Everyone else peered their heads out of their rooms to see what was causing the trouble then they just forgot about it and closed their doors.
"Oh please….." Ava sobbed "I don't wanna do this…..I can't lose my virginity in this orgy you guys got going on…..Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo……" She continued to cry
"Calm down Ava" Wolf assured "We are not gay, we are not becoming gay and we are not going to have an orgy. At least not with the guys…..now if you're interested, me, you and some other girls can…."
"WOOLF! Aren't you going to help me?" Fox pleaded
"Huh? Oh yeah, yeah….."
"By the way…..what do you need help on Fox?" Falco asked
"I wanna get with Kylette, but I don't know how to approach her."
"Awwww…..Fox why didn't you just ask one of the Vice Girls right off the bat? We would have helped you as much as we can….."
"I can't approach girls too easy, and when I saw Wolf and Zane I said to myself "Wow…..Wolf must be a real smooth operator to get girls as pretty as that." So I asked him…."
Wolf shot a brow "Ahem more like begged and pleaded….."
"No I didn't…."
"Fox…"
"Hmmmmnnn….'Begged and pleaded' him to give me some pointers on picking up women."
"Oh Fox! I think you and Kylette would make a lovely couple. I wanna help too!" Ava gave a thumbs up to Fox
Falco added in, "Yeah, I'll pitch in too….you're not going to trounce around embarrassing me as my leader and crap."
"Alright Lads and Lassie…..Let the journey of the Fellowship begin!" Wolf said. Then the Lords Of The Ring music started playing
Ava stood in front of Fox and said, "If it by me life or death I can protect you, I will." She knelt down on one knee "You have my all my knowledge of my friend and teammate….."
Falco knelt down beside Ava's right, "You have my smooth skills and catchy phrases…."
"And my technique and training…." Wolf knelt down on Ava's left.
"Ummmm….thank you guys but, all of this isn't necessary you can get up now." Fox looked at the door "Who is playing that music?" Fox walked out to see Kylette downstairs fumbling with a stereo.
"Oh hey Fox!" She waved "Look a stereo! Who would have thought one of these would be here huh?"
Fox looked in shock as his ego shrank and he ran back into the room.
"Oh….I wonder what I say or did that made him run away….?" She looked at the second floor then just shrugged her shoulder and kept adjusting the radio dial.
Fox slammed the door and breathed super hard
"What? What happened?" Falco asked
"It was her……I….I….I don't even think I can do this….." Fox freaked out
"Oh Fox…..you can run away from her all you want…but she'll catch on when you like her and she'll pounce on you. She's the aggressive type." Ava gave her little known fact.
"Okay….we gotta start out small….then work our way into Kylette. Fox, if you want this girl you have to do everything we say. And we are going to start you off with something small….but it's something."
"Okay….." Wolf nodded "Today, I want you take it slow since it's the first day……Just have a one-on-one chat with her, light touching, compliments, some jokes……."
"Ummmm…..Wolf" Ava tapped him on the shoulder "Touching is going to be a negative….."
"Why's that?"
"Because I feel as though Fox isn't ready to appropriately touch Kylette. No offense Fox but she might sexually assault you….."
"I actually believe you Ava." Fox blushed
"But if all else fails whisper Sweet Nothings in her ear…..She really likes that."
"Okay pup…..so there you have it. Go, and you have our blessings. Don't fail us…." Wolf gave Fox a scornful look
"Make us proud Fox!"
"Go get that girl already Fox….." Falco suggested
"Okay! I won't let you down!" Fox turned around to head towards the door
"Oh and Fox…..?" Wolf stopped him right when he was about to leave
"Yeah?"
"If you need anyone of us just ask. Don't hesitate when the time comes just act." Wolf said
"Wow….that's deep." Ava looked with awe
"Heyy….that sounds familiar…." Falco touched his beak
"Quiet bird….." Wolf scowled "Anyways go Fox…..and call us back to report. That's an order."
"I'll do my best. Kylette won't have her way with me….." Fox stomped out of the room
"Soooo…..how do you think he's going to do?" Falco asked
"Hmmmmm…..Crash and burn….." Wolf said
"Ditto…." Ava said "Well see you guys later."
"Later…." They both said as Ava walked out of the room.
"If you'll excuse me, I am gonna see about someone……" Falco smiled
"Yeah? Sol does not seem interested in you."
"Shut your trap Cyclops……I can get her within this whole time that we stay here but I know for a fact that Zane chick couldn't give a rat's ass about you."
"Let's make a bet…."
"Okay…" Falco smiled "If I can get Sol-Ratcht to fall head over heels for me, You have to be my personal slave for a day. But if I lose I'll hand over 10 percent of my winnings to you."
"Hah! Like that'll happen….But if I win over Zane's heart, you have to be my personal slave for a day as well and if I lose I'll do the same as to handing over 10 percent of my share over to you. Deal?" Wolf extends his hand out towards Falco
"Deal….." Falco shook his hand "Well if you'll excuse me, I have a babe to swoon." He left Wolf's room
"Hah….you'd never have the chance in hell, bird."
Kylette's Room
Kylette was going over some strategy with Ava and Sol and it seems that she has just finished. "Okay so remember the plan. By evening fall, this bitch is going down 6 feet under and I'll have Fox all to myself."
"You know Ky…..there are officers in this house and if we got caught…."
"Sol do you remember the freakin rules? They can't do diddly to us while we're in the house! Durrrrh….."
"Yeah okay but what about after the contest? Hmmmm….ever thought about that?"
"No and I am not going to think about it……Now, Ava you are going to help me kill her and Sol you are the lookout."
"Ummm….Ky I am not much of the fighter couldn't it be Sol that helps you and I be the lookout?"
"Yeah whatever….Okay! Let's go downstairs and make this plan work!"
"Yeah!" Both Sol and Ava said
Mansion Main Room
Kylette, Ava and Sol left the room and went down the stairs to the main room. At that time Fox saw Ava and she nodded and pointed towards the library. Fox approached Kylette and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Hey um….Kylette?"
Kylette turned around and smiled, "Yeah Fox?"
"Do you wanna talk somewhere in private?"
"Sure!" She smiled and followed Fox towards into the library.
Ava and Sol smiled at the two foxes who seemed like a new promising couple.
The Library
"Wow….this is some display dontcha think?" Kylette twirled around and tried to uphold the whole view.
"You're some display….." Fox smiled
"Hah…Thanks!"
"So, ummm….Kylette?"
"Yeah?"
"I was wondering……what kind of man are you looking for?"
"Wow….already down to the good stuff huh? Well, I like a man who's daring, on-the-edge, fun and sexy! You know a man who can sweep me off my feet!"
"Well….erm…erm…I-ah….I….I….I…."
"Oh-ho! Fox you are so cute….." Kylette puts her hand on Fox's cheek. "But if you were something like Wolf you know….? Strong outside and in. If you have enough confidence you'll win me over easily. You have the package Fox, you're just missing a few parts." Kylette smiled sweetly
"Oh Ky……I do wanna be that man with the complete package" Fox turned her around and held her close. Then he started to whisper something in her ear "Chocolate cake…..doughnuts….."
"Fox?" Kylette turned herself around to face him "Are you hungry or somethin'?"
D'Oh! Isn't that what sweet nothings are? "Hahah…..nope." Fox blushed "Erm…hey Kylette? What do you supposed is up with that on Fox! Let's go check it out!" Kylette took Fox's hand and they both walked towards the doors leading into the garden.
"Whoa!" They both screamed out loud. There were greens everywhere and "Welcome to The Jungle" By Guns-N-Roses seemed to be playing out of nowhere.
"Oh my GOD!" Kylette walked over towards the vast bushels of marijuana shaped like rosebushes. "I think I am in Heaven! This IS marijuana!"
"What the hell?" Fox looked all around him, as there were multiple seven-foot bushes of marijuana surrounding the circumference of the medium sized garden. The exterior of the walls of the house that was covering the garden has silhouettes of white powder on them. In the middle of the garden there was a giant regular looking oak tree. That caught Fox's attention and as he went closer and closer to it, he noticed little tiny rocks hanging off several branches. "Hey Ky! Come over here real quick!"
"Yeah Fox?" She ran over to Fox
Fox picked out one of the rocks from the tree, and showed it to her, "What do you supposed this is?"
"Oh Pssh….That's Crystal Meth…." Kylette said as Fox looked at her intrigued
"How do you know?"
"Because I used to work for the Titanian DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) …..hahahaha…." She blushed "No wonder that guy didn't want the law to be exercised in his house…. "
"Hey Ky! Look over there!" Fox pointed beyond the tree to see a fountain. They looked at each other first then they went over there.
"Something doesn't smell right here Fox….." Kylette got on both her knees and scooped up the water with both her hands and smelled it. "Yaaaah!" She quickly threw the water on the ground and pressed her nose against her forearm. "Owie…."
"Are you okay?" Fox looked at her with concerned
Kylette put down her arm to see her nose was bleeding.
"Whoa! Ky your nose is bleeding!"
Kylette noticed the blood on the ground then said "Man, that's a high potent liquidized speed……Imagine if you got addicted to that crap….Your brain would fry within an hour. Come on Fox! Let's get outta here."
"Here!" Fox pulled out a handkerchief for Kylette to use
"Thanks Fox!" Kylette smiled at him
"No problem….here let me help you up!" Fox extended his hand out to Kylette so he could pull her up.
"Again thank you Fox! You're so sweet!" The both of them walked out of the garden and the library to meet up with Ava and Sol.
Mansion Main Room
"Oh goodness! What happened to her?" Ava ran over to Fox and Kylette
"A book fell on her and it hit her nose while we were in the library. Are you still okay Kylette?"
"Yeah!" Kylette removed the hankie from her face but there was still blood flow from her nose. "Okay I guess I am not okay then."
Ava waved her hand over Kylette's face and chanted a spell "Omi Terue Akoutstena Fena!" (White Light Healing!) And instantly her nose stopped bleeding
Fox looked amused by Ava's healing "Wow! How did you do that? Another thing what does that mean?"
"Well, I am a White Mage and the translation of that spell was White Light Healing."
"Oh exquisite!" Fox looked at Ava "You know we could use someone like you on the Star Fox team."
"Oh well I….."
"That won't be necessary….." Krystal looked down from the second floor to where the three girls and Fox were standing at. "You can always rely on me to be the team medic."
"Well there goes the town……" Kylette scowls "Say Kristy?"
"It's Krystal…." She looks at the fox disgusted
"Yeah whatever…..say do you wanna play this introduction game? May I say, it's only for the hip young people who can bust a rhyme skillfully."
"Tch…..the games you kids play…..I'm not interested. But I am interested in WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOWN THERE FOX?"
"I wanna play the game……Krys stop being such an old hag, I swear you never know how to have fun."
" "Old Hag"? HOW DARE YOU!"
"Tell her off Fox! He doesn't have to listen to you….But you should listen to what I am going to say when I start rhymin'," Kylette scoffs "I think you'll find that it pertains directly towards you."
"Whatever little girl. I know one thing, you lay a hand on Fox……and we are going to have a little chat."
"In that case, I am guessing I am going to look forward to that." Kylette hugged Fox and she smiled
"Ooooh!" Krystal went right back into her room.
"Hey guys!" Kylette was still hugging Fox "Let's turn on the stereo and get this PARTY STARTED!"
Ava went over to the stereo and turned it on to K-Ryte. It was playing the instrumental version of "So Fresh" By Will Smith.
"Hey Ava! Turn it up!" Kylette released her hug from Fox and started dancing. Fox can't help but smile as he looks at her.
"Hey!" A'Lou yelled from upstairs "What are you guys doing?"
"Hey! A'Lou! We're gunna spit some rhymes! Wanna join us?" Kylette yelled as she was dancing sexy and playfully
"Okay….I'm down." A'Lou runs down the stairs and then Falco, Slippy and Rollinda was intrigued as well….
"Heeey!" Falco yelled "Do you guys' mind if we joined as well?"
"Sure come on! The more the merrier!" Kylette waved for the other three to come downstairs as well. As they were making their way downstairs Kylette wanted everyone who was going to participate to get in a circle. "Okay okay! Here are the rules. It's a minute maximum introduction rap feel free to curse and to jeer at people who annoy you. Only thing is you gotta stay on beat and don't choke. Okay! Here we go!"
Kylette's turn
Hey everyone my name's Kylette
And meeting me is something you won't regret.
Now to some of you guys I'm like a firecracker that's lit.
Keep on judging me…. I don't give a shit.
Now, everyone clap your hands and stomp your feet
As this little twin tailed cutie keeps on beat
Oh god, I met a bitch named Krystal
Every time she opens her mouth, I wanna get a pistol
And shoot her….. leave her for dead
Then, go after this cutie and get freaky in bed.
Now as we are doomed in this house for not so long
Let's all get real cozy and continue this song!
Now to my right is Miss A'Lou…..
Why don't you take floor and show us what you can do!
A'Lou's turn
What's up everyone? My name is A'Lou
I'm a sexy wolf babe who's Twenty-two
Now I'm supposedly supposed to be on an objective
To arrest my own brother? That's not my perspective
Speaking of my brother….don't even get me started
The way he was touching me, just call him retarded
Thanks to him, now I'm becoming a lot more paranoid.
"What's the matter A'Lou? You're hot!" Fox yelled over his shoulder then laughed
You think that's funny Fox? Why don't you try a steroid?
With your scrawny ass. Man, I swear you are getting on my nerves.
All of you men are beginning to act like pervs.
A word of advice for the guys,
All of you pay attention and don't be surprised
If ANYONE of you tries to touch from behind or next to me
I'll be sure to give you a homemade vasectomy
Now that being said I bid my farewell and goodbye,
I'm gonna let this chameleon give it a try.
Leon's Turn
Well everyone I'm present and live
I heard this music so I arrived
My name Leon and I'm here for the loots!
I don't knock pumps I knock Boots!
I bet you're wondering what I just said…
Instead of women I prefer men in bed!
Yup! All of you just heard me right!
"So Leon in other words you're a dyke!" Falco butted in
You think your so cool Mr. Lombardi
But you seemed to forget that one night at that party.
Ladies and Gentleman, he thinks he's so slick….
But he wasn't complaining when I sucked his
"YAAAAAAAAAH!" Kylette screamed out of the blue and the record stopped
"Something the matter honey?" Leon asked
"Oh no nothing….." She blushed "I thought I saw something move….." I wonder if Falco does that? If he does he can sure keep it in the closet.
"Okay! I'll continue then." Leon cleared his throat and the music cued up again.
Now that's enough of my wild intro
You little toad why don't you give it a go?
Slippy's Turn
My is Slippy and…..
"Damn! Sorry guys, I can't find anything that rhymes with Slippy….." Slippy apologized and Ava turned off the stereo.
"Oh Slippy….you messed up the Hustle and Flow….It was fun while it lasted." Kylette smiled and looked up towards a very pissed off Krystal. "Hmmmm….it seems like I will have a little girl talk with Krystal. Oh Ladies….." She called on Sol and Ava "Let's take care of business." The three girls walked up the stairs and smiled as they were going up to Krystal's room. " Change of plans, both of you wait outside….I got a feeling I can take her on by myself. But if I need help, I'll call on you guys okay?" Both girls nodded yes.
"LEEEEON!" Falco roared "WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY THAT? You need to get your facts straight! I thought you were an ugly ass female prostitute and the party was banging…..I didn't know who I was with! I had no idea you showed your ugly ass in there….."
"Well I will admit this. That party was banging like you were after your fifth drink! –strange noise-"
"Leon….I'm going to….." Falco stopped midway when he heard a small ruckus from above the mansion main room
Krystal's bedroom
Krystal was sitting on her bed when all of a sudden Kylette came in her room with a wry smile on her face. "Well, well, well……if it isn't Krista? I thought you wanted to see me because of that dumb ass face you gave me not too long ago." Kylette scoffed as she closed the door behind her
"Look here girl…..My name is Krystal." Krystal got up and approached the twin-tailed girl.
"Who gives a fuck? All I know is that you better stay out of my way. Because I find Fox sexy for who he is and no one, not even a bitch such as yourself is going to stop me from hooking up with him."
"Is that a challenge?"
"Call it what you want….. But consider your ass history."
"We'll see about that." Krystal got into a fighting stance
"Bitch puh-lease…..Don't even make me smile…." Kylette said "You don't wanna get seriously hurt."
"Come on! Bring it!" Krystal motioned with her hand
"Okay! You asked for it!" Kylette punched Krystal dead in the face with her right then gave her a nasty uppercut. Krystal staggered on her feet for a while then she regained composure.
"Grrrrrrr….." She growled at the giggling fennec fox.
"What's the matter Krys….? You found out that you are going to get your ass whupped by a pro? You shouldn't be sad. You should feel honored to get beat up by me!"
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Krystal charged at Kylette with all her force. Unfortunately for her Kylette jumped over her and kicked her directly in the ass. "Oof!" She grunted as she skid on the carpet a few inches, her face gracing the floor.
"Hahahahaha! You see? That's why I should be with Fox. You can't even help to defend him; a good man like him should have a strong woman supporting him, i.e. me."
"You….." She got up slowly and gave Kylette and evil scowl. One that would make Fox piss his pants if he saw it.
"Awwwww…..Krys. I bet you wanna just land one punch on me…..just one." Kylette giggled "Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me bitch!"
Krystal out of sheer luck dashed towards Kylette and punched her in the face one good time with her left hand. Kylette hit the ground and kicked herself right up on her feet.
"HAHAHAHAAH! That never felt any better!" Krystal smiled
"You just got lucky! Now, prepare to meet your maker!" Kylette dashed towards her and both of their hands were clashed with each other. They were both trying to repel each other towards the ground.
"Grrrrrrr…." They both scowled and then the door busted open "Huh?"
"STOOOP!" Falco screamed
Ava and Sol-Ratcht rushed in "We're sorry he just went right past us and barged in."
Falco walks into the room and begins to talk, "Don't you know this doesn't seem right? Fighting on the first day…..WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER FOR GODSAKES!"
"So? What's your point?" Kylette asked
"My point is that Fighting isn't going to do anything even if you two have just little bitch fits……." Falco approaches both of the girls and puts his wings on one of their shoulders. "Unless…."
"Unless the purpose we are fighting for is really worth it?" Krystal asked
"Hell Naw! Unless both of you take your clothes off and get dirty in some mud then start wrestling! Oh! And I HAVE to referee! For safety purposes you know….."
Sol gave him a dirty look as she folded her arms across her chest, "Are you going to have them fight or fuck?"
"Meh, doesn't matter to ME! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! Ow-ow-OW! Let go woman!" Sol had twisted his arm backwards and dragged him out of the room and Ava followed her out as well.
Kylette and Krystal still colliding with each other let go and looked at each other. "You know, this fighting does sound kinda stupid now that we think about it huh Krystal?" Kylette's tails flicked up and down.
"Hmmmm….yeah. So I guess we'll have to win Fox's heart in the fairest of all competitions right Kylette?"
"Yeah….I guess so." Kylette sounded gloomy
"Yup yup! So May the Better Woman Win!"
"I…..Already…." Kylette reached for her mattress coil and placed it in her hand "WON!" Kylette moved with the swift motion of her hand
"Wha?" Krystal tried to mouth out but her head flew off in an instant
"HeeheeheeheeHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Kylette had an insane laughter "The marvels a simple mattress coil can do for you. That's funny though….there's no blood. Well I guess since this is a T rated story Sol, the author, decided not to dwell in the gore…..coughpussycough. That or she's one lazy ass girl. Oh well…..now, I think a certain someone wanted to mount her ugly ass head on his wall…..I think I should give GR a buzz then gift wrap it for the lucky fellow! Hee-hee! Hey Sol, Ava! Come on in!" Kylette yelled while keeping her smile.
BAM!
Sol kicked down the door as both she and Ava were ready to pounce on Krystal.
"Wh-wh-wh-WHAT HAPPENED?" Sol yelled and Ava passed out.
"I killed the bitch! HEEHEHEEHEHEHAHAHAHAH! And that's not all, I used a mattress coil to magically saw her head off! Isn't that bewildering?" She smiled widely and continued "Hey get me a box so I can pack her head into it."
"I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" Krystal's head was still intact.
"AAAAAAH! WHAT THE FUCK?" Kylette dropped the decapitated head and took a step back in horror. "You are supposed to be DEEAAD!"
"I am a telepath…..I will not allow myself to die! Especially by your klutzy hand." Krystal's head magically floated in the air "All I need is to reunite my body and head and I will still live! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Come to me my body! Come to MEEEEEE!"
"Gotta think, Gotta think Gotta think Gotta think! DAMN! Ummm….Sol! Cast a spell that will engulf her body in flames! QUICK!"
"Okay! Amulei estoo….." (Fire brand…..) Sol was about to chant the final word when Krystal's eyes glowed red
"SILENCE!" She shouted as a black veil of matter went over Sol and her voice was temporarily lost. Sol decided she was no longer in use and walked out the room.
"Damn it! Ava do you know any attacks?" Kylette shouted in hesitation
"No….All I am good for is healing, Spell reversal and defense."
"DOUBLE DAMMIT!" Kylette stomped her foot on the ground
"Ooh! Ooh! I know what I can do!" Ava yelled
"What? Whatever it is make it quick Okay?"
"Junerai!" Ava screamed (Dispel!) A seal went over Krystal and broke
"ARGH!" The head grunted then she magically stopped floating and tumbled to the ground
"Yeah! We did it!" Ava and Kylette gave each other a high five and the Final Fantasy 7 victory music started playing.
"Oh yeah! Time to get this show on the road! Come on with that box Ava!" Kylette was going to get the lifeless head.
The music was killed and Krystal's head started to float again. "NOW YOU WILL FEEL THE TRUE POWER!"
"Oh shit…." Kylette whined "Not Again!"
"Ohhh noooo!" Ava cried out "I thought that would do her in!"
Then Krystal's head spun in a circle really fast then it exploded only revealing a brain with eyes.
"OH MY GOD!" Ava screamed and slowly paced towards the door
"YEAH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!" Kylette started to head towards the door as well "SHE HAS A BRAIN! AND IT'S NOT NORMAL!"
"AH-HAH-HAA! Only I Have the Brains to rule….Erm…To be Fox's girlfriend!" She roared.
"Ewwww….like he would go out with a brain only….." Ava said
"SILENCE! I WILL EXTERMINATE BOTH OF YOU GIRLS! STARTING WITH YOU!" Referring to Kylette "YOU TWIN TAILED FREAK OF NATURE!"
"I know you're not talking about 'Freaks-of-Nature' when I am standing over here looking at one."
"Kylette, let's just RUUN!" Ava bolted out the door.
"RRRRRARRGH!" Krystal's brain roared as she was making her way towards Kylette
"RIGHT BEHIND YOOOUUU!" Kylette quickly busted out the door running alongside with Ava.
Both girls ran down the stairs as the giant brain followed them close in pursuit.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" They both screamed as they blew past Falco, Leon, Rollinda, A'Lou, Fox and Slippy.
"What bit their butts that they can't say "Excuse Me"?" Falco scoffed
"RRRRRREAARGH!" The brain muttered as it was getting pissed off, it casually floated past the six who were downstairs.
"…………." (O.O) Everyone was in shock
"Hey that reminded me oh something……" Fox stared into space. "Hmmmmm……Meh, I forgot…..Oh well."
"Quick, Ava! This way!" Kylette was referring to the library's double doors.
"Okay!" Ava followed and not 5 seconds sooner the brain followed them in hot pursuit.
Both girls quickly ran down the room to the door leading to the garden.
Ava asked, "Where are we going?"
"You'll see…..Plus I just thought about this…." Kylette kicked open the door to reveal the garden of Eden.
"Wow! How cute a garden!" Ava smiled "But these are the most exotic plants I've seen! I wonder where these specimens grow?" She touched one of the marijuana plants.
"Ava, they're drugs…..the three biggies are here. Marijuana, Cocaine, and Speed….."
"HUH!" (O.o) She gasped as she released the plant leaf then she wiped her hand on her skirt.
BAM!
"RRRRRRARRRRR!" Krystal's brain blew open the door connecting the library to the garden. Then it slowly crept up to Kylette as the author is trying to build suspense.
"Oh SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Kylette cursed but then a ray of light shone on a bucket to her right "HAH HAA!" She dashed over to go get the bucket then went over to the fountain of liquidized speed and filled up her bucket.
Then Ava screamed, "KYLETTE BEHIND YOU!"
"Here goes nothing!" She turned around to meet up with the giant floating brain that was about to strike her with some tentacles protruding out of the cerebellum. "HAAAAAAH!" She threw the speed on the brain and smoke started coming out of the exterior.
"BAAAAAAAAAAH!" It shrieked "I'm Melting……Melting……MEEEEEEEELLLLTTTINGGG!" The brain had been pureed and was just a beige-ish, pink-ish puddle of guck.
"Wooooh-hooo!" Kylette jumped for joy "I did it!"
"Yay! Kylette!" Ava applauded "You DID IT!" I cued up the Final Fantasy victory music and the both of them did a little dance. Then Kylette put her hand on Ava's shoulder
"Hey Ava, go inside……I wanna talk to the readers really quick."
"Oh….okay!" She went along her way
Kylette then said, "Sol, the author, can you cut the victory music off and put on one of those, corny trying to make a point across music?"
"Sure thing Ky!" I replaced the music in a snap
"Thanks a bunch!" Kylette smiled "Okay, on to a more serious note…..First things first, I wanna apologize to the reader that specifically wanted Krystal's head as a souvenir……I was gunna but you know….the brain thing….Ahem. Okay! Now readers, the point that you thought I was going to express was the fact that "Drugs are Bad and you shouldn't do them….." Yeah, that's true but for the people who already puffed, smoked, snorted and yadda yadda yadda…..There's no hope for them! Come on, they are already halfway brain dead anyways, so just leave them be! Puff, puff, give? How about Puff, puff, Keep Puffing….? Hey, if you really think about it, you should let them smoke their way into Heaven or Hell or wherever they are going for the afterlife. And if they died or were on the road to death per say, Kiss as much ass as you can! That way you can get a little somethin' somethin' in the will you know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Come on people….work with me here! But seriously, if you never touched the crap, DON'T TOUCH IT! If you already did, there's no hope for you! Sorry but it's the truth. Meh who am I kiddin'? Fuck all of what I just said! Just look out for the third chapter of the Misunderstood Asylum……It's going to be more interesting…..Or so I think. Later guys! You all kick ass!" Kylette walked back into the house.
End of Day One…..
Sol-Ratcht's Commentary
…………. What the fuck did she just say? That's so not good advice…..People, pay no mind to that stupid speech she blabbed about. But Please stay tuned for the second day! Please review to your heart's content as well. The more the merrier!
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Sol