Heya, Hiya! Sol's back to bring the sunshine in your computer's hard drive. As I said before, I thank each and every one of you for leaving a review! Much love much love indeed! Now, I just couldn't wait to start a new chapter, so here I am! Now, lemme just type away as I continue this craziness I call a story…….
The Misunderstood Asylum
Chapter Three
Day Two:"Breakups to Makeups………"
At last, At last the blue vixen has vanished. No more a hex……Certain couples will show their love but there's no written detailed sex……(For safety reasons of course)
Kylette's Room
Kylette smiled in her sleep as she dreamed about her killing Krystal over and over. "Hee-hee-hee! I should have done it that way…..Naw, I could have made so much gore and crap….Nah…." She snored and kept smiling as she turned over on her side. Then the rays of Solar hit her window, signifying it was morning-time already. "Hmmmmmm…..no mommy not for another five minutes…..I'll be ready for school in a short time don't worry…..No, I'm not going to give my new boyfriend a lap dance in front of you, you're freaky…..God mom….." Kylette groaned in bed and turned once more. Then the light hit her face directly, "Oh!" She got up quickly and looked out of her window. She breathed real heavy and smiled as she looked out the window. "I can't believe it Ky……I fucking killed someone……and it actually felt good! Hee-hee-hee! Mmmmmmm…..So GOOD!" She jumped out of bed only to note that she wore what seems to be a two-piece set of sexy lingerie. "Ahhhhh! Today's going to be a good day…..I know it!" She giggled and then some really "happy" music started to play (When I mean "happy" it's gay sounding……Like the song "Wake Me Up" By George Michael. That's the best example I can give) She danced around the room all-cute yet with a seductive touch, then she laughed and exited out of the room.
Fox's Room
Fox got up out of bed and yawned while scratching his ass. "Pffft…..Some morning" He yawned once more and walked out of the room in his shorts and tank top.
Wolf's Room
Solar's rays hit Wolf's face causing his eye to open. "Man, that was some first day…….I guess it's time to get up seeing as it's so early and crap. Maybe I'll mess with my sister some more. Heh-heh-heh……" Wolf pulled the covers off of him and smiled "I wonder if Fox and that twin-tailed chick got together?"
Ava's Room
"Hmmmmm……." Ava sighed as her eyes slightly rose in correspondence to the light in her face. "Oh wow…..that was some evening…..I wonder if that puddle is still there? Oh!" She woke up quickly as she realized something else, "Better yet…..did Fox ever tell Kylette what he really felt about her? I gotta ask him!" Ava jumped out of bed and ran out of the room in hopes of finding Fox.
Falco's Room
Falco sat upward in his bed obviously pissed off about yesterday "Damn you Falco! Why did I make that damn bet? Damn you….damn me…..DAMN IT!" He hit the bed covers "Well, time for me to get up and get on with the day……"
Zane's Room
"Well, time to mess with Wolf……I better go get A'Lou…." Zane gets up out of bed and leaves her room.
A'Lou's Room
A'Lou yawned as she got up out of bed, "What a day……What a day yesterday was…." A'Lou clutched her body and shuddered, "Wolf…..I can't believe he did that shit to me…..I am going to kill him if not humiliate him."
Then her door creaked open and A'Lou turned her head over towards there.
"A'Lou?" The voice said "A'Lou are you up?"
A'Lou quickly got up and stood right beside the door
"A'Lou, I'm coming in okay?" The figure opened the door all the way and proceeded inside her room.
The hell you are BASTARD! "Kyyyyaaaaaaaaah!" She kicked the person right across the face
"Oof! A'Lou that hurt! What the hell did you do that for?"
"Oh, umm….sorry Zane. Do you know how gruff your voice sounds in the morning?"
"Yeah yeah…..Well, I'm not really a morning person. Anyways, come on, I wanna tell you how we are going to have fun today….." Zane got up and they both went inside the room.
Leon's Room
Leon flopped wildly in his bed as he yelled "Oh, yeah! I like it like that! Whooo-booy! I never knew I could teach myself new tricks!"
Oookay….Moving along, Panther's Room
Panther tossed and turned in his bed as it was assumed that he was having a nightmare. "Krystal? Krystal! Where are you my love? What? What? Kylette chopped off your head, made it explode, made you turn into your brain, and she threw drugs on you that were found in this house specifically in a garden next to the library and she killed you? Ohhh Nooooooo!" Panther suddenly got up "AH! Oh….it was only a stupid dream…bah……dreams aren't real." Then Panther flopped back in his bed and smiled as he drifted back to sleep
Sarge's Room
Sarge was in her workout uniform and she was doing one handed push ups, "One hundred and ninety-six, one-hundred and ninety-seven, one-hundred and ninety……….eight, one-hundred and ninety……….nine, two-hundred! Whew!" Sarge fell flat on her stomach. "Some workout……Now it's time for a hot relaxing shower……" Sarge exited her room.
Sol's Room
Sol woke up to the warming rays as well and she gently got out of bed and pulled the covers up to the headboard of the bed. "I wonder what the day will bring? Hmmmmm….." She closed her eyes and smiled "I bet everyone else is probably up…..Better get out of this room and see what's what….." She exited the room
Rollinda's Room
Rollinda made a ritual of practicing her martial arts as soon as she wakes up. To keep her mind and body intact "Kyaaaaahhh!" She performed a jab with her right hand "HAA!" A high kick in midair and then she took a deep breath as she finished in her original fighting stance. "Whew….nothing like a small kata performance to start the day! Such a nice morning…..I better get showered and dressed." She heads out the door
Ace's Room
"Meh……I don't even wanna get up. Too…….lazy……..I don't even know why the author payed any attention to me…..I am going back to sleep…….right about now……." Ace drifted off to sleep.
The Main Mansion Room (Because I don't care what Slippy is doing)
Everyone who was up and out of bed met up with each other as they were about to go to the bathrooms on the opposite side of the bedrooms. Kylette was the first to say something, "Good Morning everyone! You guys all had a good sleep? I SURE DID! Hee-hee-hee!" She dashed off to one of the bathrooms first
Wolf looked at the crazed girl then looked at Fox……"Heheheheh……"
Fox turned to Wolf's laughter, "Hey what's so funny Wolf?"
"Did you do something more than what we told you to do?" Wolf cracked a smile
"Erm….what are you talking about?" Fox scratched his head
"Here, I thought you would barely make it to first base……but it appears you've made it all the way to home……and I thought you didn't get it together." Wolf slapped him on the back really hard "You proved me wrong you sly dog…..HAA-HAH!"
"Oof!" Fox nearly fell on his face "Wolf, what is wrong with you? You nearly slapped my spinal chord out of alignment. Sheesh……" Fox rolled his shoulders backwards to alleviate the pain. "Besides what are you talking about 'first base'? I haven't played baseball in quite a while…..especially with Ky…….we just talked."
"W-what? What do you mean? You mean to tell me you choked around the girl?"
"Choked…..hahahahahahaha……that's a good one Wolf……hahahahahaha….." Fox blushed and attempted to speed up
Falco then caught up to Fox to repel him backwards. "Foxie? Tell the truth. You crashed and burned huh? I knew it……I knew it……" Falco shook his head and let it hang downward.
"No…." Fox made a bold faced lie "Well yeah….."
"Man Fox, what did you do wrong?" Wolf asked
"Everything……" Falco replied for him
Fox shot a brow at Falco and said for himself, "No, it's just that Ky admitted to the types of guys she likes."
"Which are……?" Wolf and Falco asked
"Strong guys, inside and out…..something like you Wolf, but having the confidence of Falco."
"Ahh! So the girl has good tastes……I don't blame her." Wolf flexed his well-sculpted bicep
"Wolf….you are supposed to help me……" Fox looked at Wolf
"Meh, I'll help you this time Fox. You need to boost your confidence. Nothing wins a girl over like self-assurance." Falco nudged Fox and kept walking
Meanwhile Rollinda and Sarge walked slowly behind everyone else, conversing. "So, how are you going to proceed on taking down O'Donnell?" Sarge asked
"Well, I'm trying to get really friendly with him……then when that incest bastard doesn't know what's hitting him. Clink Clink!" Rollinda made her hands to act out that she was in cuffs "HaahHAA!"
"Don't be so sure……He'll try something on you."
"Don't worry ma'am……I got everything under control….." Rollinda paced forward to get into the bathroom.
Everyone stopped in front of the row of bathrooms. Everyone gawked at the availability of bathrooms.
"Oh No!" Sol yelled "There's only five bathrooms and there's fifteen of us…….Yet alone, eight of us are here….."
"Hmmmm….." Falco had a big ass grin on his face "Hey Sol, Now's the proper time to say it but how about 'You wash my back and I wash yours?' Huh? Huh?" Falco winked at her
"Nnno…..Hey Sarge, come inside with me. I have to talk with you."
"Mmmmm Mmm! Hot incest lesbo action……ooh-hoo-hoo! Yes please!" Falco was about to stomp in the bathroom.
"Yeah! Mmmmmmm……." Sol pursed her mouth seductively shook her hips from left to right in a sexy way. Everyone else stared at her especially Sarge.
I hope, no PRAY that she is joking…….I seriously Pray to God that she is joking.
"R-really?" Falco's eyes widened
"Yeah, you avian stud……why don't you go and warm up the shower for us…..and I'll get the camera." Sol batted her eyelashes at him
"There's a Camera TOO? Video right?"
"Yeah……So your wild fantasies will come true, baby and you'll have a lasting memory of it." Sol began to clutch herself and smile
"Oh, I don't know what I did to deserve this but……….THANK YOU GOD!" Falco ran into the bathroom and turned on the water. "Ooh! Sol, Sarge…..The Water's Hot! Ooh! Nice for……friction. Yeah, friction……" Falco yelled over his shoulder
"I got your friction right here……." Sol ran over to close the first bathroom.
"Hey! Open Up!" Falco yelled "You tricked me!"
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Falco hit the door pretty hard
You….BITCH! You sexy winged BITCH!" Falco yelled as he kept pounding on the door
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
"Somebody, get a chair and help me! Hurry!" Sol struggled with the door as Falco charged at the door numerous times
BAM!
"DAMN IT! SOL! LET ME OUT! I still think you're hot."
"Here you go!" Ava came back with the chair.
"Thank you so much Ava……You're so sweet." Sol smiled "Here…..put it right here….Hurry!" Sol and Ava put the chair under the door handle to securely lock the door in place
"BAAAAAAAAH! Damn you Sol…….Sol, baby…..let me out seriously……Come on baby."
"How about you cool your horny butt down…….Then I'll think about it." Sol walked off into the bathroom next door. "Hey Sarge seriously……let's talk. Come on…."
"Oh….okay….." Sarge walked in after her
"Wow…..So….Erm…..That leaves three bathrooms." Fox said
"Yeah….." Rollinda said "Oh…..well….. Say, Wolf do you want to…..?"
"Say no more….." Wolf took her hand and went into the third bathroom.
Ava smiled and told Kylette, "Hey, now's the time that you should really get to know Fox yeah?"
"Oh! Right!" Kylette eyes lit up as her tails flicked up and down with speed then she lowered her voice to make it more attractive to the man's ear "Say Fox?"
"-gulp- Yeah?" His voice cracked badly. To a point where it almost sounded like Slippy's normal voice
"How about we shower together? You know? Get to know one another better?" She put her arms around his neck
"Okay." Fox was in a trance as he followed the twin-tailed lady into the fourth bathroom
Ava looked onward and smiled at Kylette who was flicking her tongue out and she closed the door behind Fox. "Hee-hee-hee! Hopefully Fox, you'll be able to handle a livewire like Kylette. As for me….I will treat myself to a long luxurious hot bath." Ava took the final bathroom.
1st Bathroom
The bathrooms were pretty much midsize spaces. The floor was graced with beige marble tile and the ceiling had a mural of an evening sky in Corneria. There was a sink with beige Formica accompanied with a large elegant brass framed rectangular mirror. Beyond that, there was a large circular bathtub in the back, then in the front of the tub was the shower stall. A sliding glass door separated the shower from the bathtub.
"Damn her!" Falco kicked the door in frustration "I guess…..I better just take a long shower to calm my nerves. But I am so going to get her when I get the chance……AND MAKE HER MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!" Some insane evil music plays and Falco steps into the shower "HAHAHAHAHAH! Ooh! OooH! Hot hot hot! Oww!"
2nd Bathroom
"Sol….." Sarge said "You are probably tired of hearing me telling you about how good I have it and how bad your life sucks…..but I am going to be the better woman and not talk about it at all."
"Sarge…..don't even try it. We both know that you can't keep your mouth shut when it comes to making me feel bad about how everyone loves Sarge and everyone hates Sol."
"I promise you, I won't say anything about how your living status. Come on, let's just wash up okay? I'll take the shower stall okay?"
"Why do YOU have to take the shower? Are you too good for a bath? Huh? Huh huh huh? Just because you are a leader in the police forces?"
"Okay……" Sarge narrowed her eyes "Then you take the shower and I'll take a bath. Okay?"
"Oh……so you're not too good for a bath, but you are too good for a shower huh? You always got first place and hand the leftovers to me……Hmph!" Sol turned her head and folded her arms
"Sol……..? I was never going to say anything about that. Besides, I am over that crowd-pleasing phase okay? I think I have grown up already." Sarge begins to lift her shirt over her head and fold it neatly. Then she took off her pants and placed them neatly along with the shirt. She was already semi-nude.
"Grrrrrrrrr…….do you have to flaunt your body all in front of my face like you are trying to convey that "Yes you have the best sculpted body for a late 20s woman and I……I have baby fat on my stomach and arms." ? Do you have to make me feel THAT miserable? Huh Sarge? Do ya?"
"Sol, what are you talking about for Godsakes? I am just preparing to take a hot shower that's all……I don't even know where you came up with that crap. You're being silly." Sarge slipped off her panties, tossed them on the floor and stepped into the shower stall. She turned on the water and she let out a sigh of relief, "Ahhh…..nothing beats a hot shower to wake you up in the day. Hmmmm….." She gently began to wash herself.
"Hmmmmnnnn….." Sol scowled Ooh! I can't stand her. She gets on my nerves to the extreme. I don't wanna kill her, just kick her out of the house. Yeah, I just got to plan the right time to do this. But, I want to do something else just before I take a bath…… Sol walked over to the toilet and flushed it
"AHHH! OOOH! COLD COOOOOOLD!" Sarge screamed and jumped in the stall. She landed on the tile but she slid and fell on her back.
WHAP!
"Owwww……damn it……" Sarge slowly flapped her wings and got up from the floor
"AHH-HAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAH!" Sol cackled out loud "Whoops sorry……my hand accidentally flushed the toilet. AHH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!" She bursted out into laughter once more.
"Hey Sol……come here." Sarge opened the shower stall door
"Hahaha…..Huh?" She stood in front of the door
BAM! Sarge punched Sol's lights out
Sarge noticed her younger sibling knocked out "Whoops, I guess my fist accidentally found it's way towards your face……. Sorry." Then Sarge finished up washing herself, as Sol lay unconscious on the bathroom floor.
3rd Bathroom
"So….O'Donnell?" Rollinda asked
"Whoa, whoa, whoa……one thing straight babe….." He stepped closer to her "You don't have to be so formal with me. We're just friends. Call me by my first name."
"Okay, I apologize." Rollinda cleared her throat and started again. "So Wolf, may I ask you something? If I am not being too brash about it."
"Yeah, shoot….." Wolf began to take off his shirt and put it off to the side
The rabbit girl obviously gawked at his form but she played it cool by looking off to the side at numerous amount of times and looking at her nails and such. "Well, I hear you have a secret layout somewhere in the Lylat. Care to tell me where exactly it's located?"
"Why in the hell do you want to know? Are you going to arrest me Detective?" Wolf came a little too close for comfort for the woman.
"D-detective? Haha…..what are you talking about? Heheehehe….I'm no detective. You are so silly." Rollinda laughed sweetly. "Oh!" She was taken surprise by the sudden assault "Wha-what are you doing?"
Wolf had cornered her and placed both of hands to trap her there. "Well, I'm trying to get to know you better…..the closer the better. I just want to know a little something about you. Now……" His eyes met hers "Are you a detective or are you not?"
"No……I…..I…..work as a receptionist for the Cornerian Precinct. That's all. Nothing more to it…..Hahahahahahaha….."
"Hmmmmm……Well, whatever." I still don't trust that…….I could have sworn that everyone who came off of that GP team were actually detectives. Why the hell would they send their receptionist? Doesn't make any sense at all……I'll have to watch her carefully. Wolf then cracked a very wide smile"Say, Roll? Have you ever been with a wolf?"
"No…..can't say that I have. Ummmm….why do you ask?"
"Because, I'm in heat, and right now you are the sexiest thing to grace Cornerian ground and I want to hump you."
"Uh….thank you? I guess…..But I…..I'm kinda seeing someone right now."
"Huh? No, no, no……come on baby. Let's just live the good life. It's just between us…..How about it?" Wolf almost kissed her on the mouth
"Hey! Are you Crazy? Wolf stop!" Rollinda pushed his mouth away from hers.
"Grrrrrr……" Wolf growled "Look babe…..do you have pictures of you and your boyfriend?" Rollinda shook her head "No" "Besides, you said you wanted to "be friends" so….I'm trying to be friendly with you. And a word of advice to you sweetheart. Don't interrupt a wolf's heat, it usually ends up in really rough passionate sex, plus, I'll do anything you want."
"Really?" The devil of the girl smiled "Ahem……I don't care! Leave me alone!"
"Yes, no more talking….." Wolf kissed the girl and then……you know the rest.
4th Bathroom
"Hey, Fox! Hee-hee-hee!" Kylette squirmed in the bathtub full of hot steamy water "Come on in! Water's fine!"
"Uh Kylette…I don't think I can. I mean, I don't want to imply anything like touching you inappropriately or anything….." Fox blushed "Yet alone look at you."
"Is that so?" Kylette got out of the tub in the full flesh
"Gaaaaaaaah!" Fox looked at the naked girl for a split second then turned around "Kylette what are you doing? Go back in the tub! Will ya?" Fox turned around
"Okay…..But only if you join me!" Kylette grabbed his arm and playfully pulled him with her
"Alright…..alright. I….I'll…I'll come in." Fox blushed in full effect
"Yay! Hee-hee-hee!" Kylette giggled "Hurry up Studmuffin this water won't stay hot for long!"
"-gulp- Arh….Um….Okay." Fox pulled off his tank top and then he was going to march right in the tub with his boxers on.
"Hey goofy, when do you ever see people taking a bath with their underwear on?"
"Huh? Oh erm….I…I guess you're right. Heheheeheh….." Oh Boy….I can't believe I am actually stripping down for this girl. Well, she did get out of the tub……..totally naked…. Man, what a body.
"Go ahead, I'm not looking." She turned her head in the opposite direction and Fox quickly slipped off his boxers and got into the tub with her and sat on the other side of the tub. "Wow…..that was quick." She smiled
"Heh…..yeah. Wow….this water's hot and relaxing." Fox closed his eyes
"Yeah, isn't it?" Kylette sighed a relaxing one and smoothed her hair towards her back.
"Ky?"
"Yeah Fox?"
"How come you didn't want to look at me when I was taking off my shorts?"
"Because you were so uncomfortable Fox. You were red as a ripe tomato. I didn't want to make you feel compelled to show me your birthday suit or anything. It's just between us. Okay?" Oh God. I couldn't tell him I actually looked. He might think I am a…….Meh, he wouldn't. He shouldn't be ashamed though. I really lowered my standards before I saw him…..-strange noise- Oh Kylette…..I need to stop thinking so perverted.
"Okay. Hah-hah!" Fox had a light-hearted chuckle. Then he abruptly stopped when Kylette crawled over to his side to join him. "I….I….I….I…..uh….I….I…I…"
"Heeheehee! You've come this far." Kylette changed her voice when she put her hands on Fox's chest "Why stop now? Hmmm?" She slid her hands down lower and lower down his chest and stomach.
Fox's face turned as red as the bulb of a thermometer and he kept stuttering.
The girl thought it was the perfect opportunity to try to get physical "You know…..I always wanted to see what happened if you touch the "Lightning Rod" when in water."
"Uh……uh….Uh…..You get electrocuted, of course."
"Hee-hee…..I wasn't talking about any old regular lighting rod, baby." She attempts to get on top of Fox "I was talking about, YOUR lighting rod."
"I just remembered something…..I…..I…..I….I Gotta go!" Fox knocked the poor twin-tailed back in the tub.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Fox ran out of the bathroom butt-naked and soaking wet
SPLOOSH! It appears that Kylette was on her back then she quickly got up to see Fox
"-cough cough-……What the hell?" She saw the door open and close "-sniff sniff- I wonder if it was something I said? Ohhhh….." She moped and started to wash herself
5th Bathroom
Ava had turned off the water to signify she finished her shower. Mist and heat graced the whole bathroom as she hummed a nice and happy tune. She wrapped a towel around her body and shook her head to get all the excess water out of her ears and hair. "Ahh….that was so relaxing. Now, off to my room so I can get dressed and grace the rest of the day."
"Eep! Eep!" Something lurked from behind the walls.
"Huuuuh!" Ava turned her attention over towards the source of the sound "I wonder what that was?……..Oh Never mind….." She continued to hum and dry herself off.
4th Bathroom
"Hmmmm…." Kylette finished taking her bath and got out the tub. "Maybe I should stop being so aggressive and be the passive type of girl. Yeah….." But that's so not me……I don't usually do that type of crap.
"Eep! Eep!" That same thing made a noise behind the walls
"What the hell? What could that have been? Meh, it doesn't matter to me. Let me just get out of here and go on with today……Hmmmm…." Kylette simply grabbed a towel, wrapped it around her body and left the bathroom.
3rd Bathroom
Wild screams and moans were heard as the two continuously had sex on the bathroom floor. Thirty minutes into the scene, they had already finished.
"Oh God…….that was a bit too much for me." Rollinda sighed
"Heheheh…..you're a pro babe….you're a pro." Wolf got off of her and kissed her. "You sure you weren't in heat yourself?"
She kept breathing harshly and sat up herself. "My phase passed. Oh……I won't lie. It was very good."
"Very Good? Oh come on, I'm surprised you didn't say it was the best."
"I'll be the one to decide on that matter." She winked "Besides, I did admit it was very good. That's a first you know?"
"Hahaha……Okay." Wolf got up from the floor and helped her up as well. "Let's take a shower."
"But Wolf, we have to get the scent off. I don't think showering together is going to help."
"I'll restrain myself. I promise."
"Oh….okay." She ran her fingers through her hair to straighten it out. "Wolf?"
"Yeah?"
"A Big Favor. Can you please not tell anyone about what all we just did?"
"Aw, why not?"
"Please? Because I can't shatter my detective career by making love to a criminal that I was assigned to arrest."
"Detective? You said you were a receptionist?" Wolf made a low growl
"OH! Yes, yeah….Receptionist. I don't want to shatter my innocent image as the lonely front desk receptionist at the Galaxy Police station. That's all." SHIT! I BLEW MY COVER……I think.
"Hmmmm…..okay…..Come on. Let's get into the shower." I knew It. She can't fool me……I'll get her before she can even attempt to lock me up.
"O-okay……" She got into the shower stall first then Wolf followed closely behind her. I don't think he bought into my story. All I can do is hope. Hope that he's not that bright.
"You know…..I'm always in the mood for round two….."
"Round Two?" She turned around in horror "Oh my God…."
"That's the tenth time you said it Roll……hehehehehe" Wolf groped her from behind then started to kiss her.
"Wolf come on now, we have to get cleaned off not get any dirtier."
"You look like you could go another round…..Come on baby….." He planted a couple of more kisses on her "Come on….."
"Wait Wolf. Please…..Let's just get cleaned up okay? No more." She pleaded as she reached for the shower knob Wolf however retracted her hand for her.
"You know, turning on the water is like adding fuel to my HEATED fire."
"Huh?"
"You're just making me hornier when you are turning on the water."
"Wolf……all this sexual anxiety is not good for you. Please let's just clean up okay?"
"No." He turned her around "I'm just getting the party started"
"Come on Wolf….we need to get out of here. Let me just turn the water on so we can wash up." She tried to turn around but she couldn't "What are you doing O'Donnell? Let Go!"
"Nnn-Nnn….." Wolf held her closer towards him "You see, I just can't….."
"Eep-Eep!"
Wolf stopped his sentence in midriff and they both gasped.
"What was that?" Rollinda got scared
"Hmmmm…..you wanna look? Come on, I'll check with you."
"O-kay….." They both peered their heads out of the stall as nothing made a sound and nothing even moved an inch. After about two double takes they finally came back into the stall. "L-let's just wash up and get out of here."
Wolf quickly turned on the water and said, "I'm one step ahead of you. Could you pass the soap?"
2nd Bathroom
Sol grumbled as she sat in the tub. Sarge had left a long time ago and Sol's face was not in as immense pain as in thirty minutes ago. "Stupid broad….how dare she. Oooohhhh…." Sol hit the water in enragement. "I'll get her for sure….."
"Eep Eep!"
"………….." (O.o) Sol turned her head sideways in confusion. "Oookay….what was that all about? I think I better get out of here. Like now…." Sol quickly got up and wrapped a towel around her body and left the bathroom in haste.
1st Bathroom
"Oooh…….I am going to get you Sol……Sexy Sol……" Falco awaited in patience as he listened for her. I need to thank Sarge for this opportunity…..Hehehehehe. "Oh! I think that's her." Falco opened the door in one big flash and grabbed Sol then dragged her back in the first bathroom.
"Aaaaaaah!" She managed to get out of her mouth. "H-h-how did you manage to open the door? I thought I locked this door?"
"Your older sister helped me out of course."
"WHAT? That bitch!" Sol cursed "When I see her, I'm going to……"
"Eep-Eep!"
Sol was cut off and the both of them became very silent for quite a while"………….." (O.O)
"Oh God!" Sol jumped up "Not that thing again……"
"Wait a minute. Again? What do you mean "again"?" Falco held her close, probably in fear
"Well" She began but then pushed the avian off of her "I heard that same sound not too long ago and that's when I got out of the bathroom and your dumbass dragged me back into the bathroom. I don't know about you but I wanna get the heck outta here! Please, can't you attack me some other time?"
"Fine……Later." Falco opened the door for the bat girl then she calmly went out and then he followed her out.
Back in A'Lou's Room
"So, you got that so far?" Zane asked A'Lou
"Yeah, pretty much. But what if he takes me seriously and…..Ooh…." A'Lou winced in disgust
"Naw, I'll jump in at the right time. Then it's my turn to mess with him. Okay?"
"Gotcha!" A'Lou smiled
"Good! Now go over there and do a good show!"
"Alright! -gulp- But please Zane……get me out of there when it gets too crazy. Okay?"
"Don't worry A'Lou honey, I'm going to bust in at the right time. Now, hurry up and get over there or this might not work….."
"Okay." A'Lou jumped off the bed and ran out of the room.
"I better take a shower really quick and put on that "suit"." Zane quietly got up and left A'Lou's room.
Mansion Main Room
Zane and A'Lou glanced at each other real quick and A'Lou gave a thumbs-up towards Zane and entered Wolf's room. Afterwards, Zane kept walking towards the row of bathrooms and her ears flicked towards the sound of Wolf's voice. "Oh! He's an early bird, so am I……Wow. That's a perk. Wait, I hear another voice." Zane closely put her ear on the door and listened to make sure she wasn't being delirious. "Oh…..So…..He was in heat…..And they had sex for 30 minutes! Wow….Why didn't he think about me? Oohhhh…." Zane growled out loud then covered her mouth to mute herself. That horny prick…..Now, I am SOOOO going to make him pay for infidelity. I DON'T tolerate that shit! I just DON'T! Zane backed away from the door and proceeded to go into the other bathroom.
At that time Wolf opens the door from his bathroom and pushes the rabbit out first. "Okay, go to your room and keep it to yourself okay?"
"Yeah yeah….." She scurried off to her room in her towel
"Whew……" Wolf closed the bathroom door and left at that. Then, a certain someone caught his eye. He quietly crept over to Zane and hugged her real tight from behind.
"Ahh!' She squealed
"Good morning sexy, how are you?"
"I'm fine….." Zane says teasingly "How have you been?"
"Good. But now that I'm with you, great."
"Awwww…..you're such a sweetheart, Wolf." She turns around but they are still hugging. "You know, I wanted to wait for you so we could shower for an hour, if you know what I mean."
"We still can you know, I've got plenty of time."
"Naw, I don't think so, but I do want to tell you that I want to see you later on."
"When?"
"When I get out of the shower."
"Okay…..see you then."
"Yeah….see you later." Zane came closer to Wolf's mouth and gave it a light kiss then she went into the bathroom.
Wolf gave a big ass grin as he thought he had her in the bag. "Ah! I gotta get ready for that sexy lass….heheheheheheheh." He trounced off to go into his room.
Wolf's Room
Wolf opened the door and entered then closed it, oblivious to the fact A'Lou was right beside the door "Ah! Time to get ready for that sexy broad of mine….heeheehee! What to wear? What to wear?"
"How about nothing big boy?" A'Lou answered in a porn-star type voice
"AH!" Wolf screamed like a little girl "A'Lou? What are you doing here? In my room? At this time in the morning?"
"I wanted to say "Hi" and then some…."
"Then some?"
"Yeah, then some other stuff." A'Lou approached him with a devious smile on her face. "Ooh! The gift's not wrapped too tight! Just how I like it!" She reached for his towel
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Wolf stopped her hands from going any further.
"Huh?" A'Lou changed her voice to sound more innocent "Well, I wanna see what your working with. on show me your birthday suit! Hee-hee-hee!" She still went for the towel around his waist.
"A'Lou stop! Seriously kid I'm not kidding!" Wolf successfully kept her hands away from his waist.
"Oh come on baby…….don't think of me as your sister, think of me as a girl who looks somewhat like you that's all, nothing more to it." She tried to kiss him.
"A'Lou…." Wolf pinned her on the wall with both of her arms up "STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"
A'Lou stared directly in his eyes, "What the hell is your problem? You grope me. Kiss me, lick my ear, and slap my ass! Slap my ass for godsakes…..that's like the mother of all turn-ons. Why did you do all of that if you weren't down?"
"I……WAS…..TEASING! I never meant anything else by it. Damn!" Wolf released her "I don't do that type of crap. You know better."
"Okay let's get one thing straight. I don't tease, unless it's foreplay okay? So, why don't we just……get it on." A'Lou kept shoving Wolf backwards until he fell on his back. Then she simply laughed and climbed on top of her brother.
"A'LOU! Have you lost your mind?" Wolf yelled out loud
"No, but in a few moments, I am going to lose my virginity to you. Hahaha!" She smiled and was almost successive in pulling off his towel.
Wolf quickly pushed her off of him and pinned her on the bed. "Look here girl, I don't have time to play with you. You need to stop this and get it through your head that I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU. You are really freaking me out and I will do anything to stop this madness you got going on. Do you hear me?"
"Hee-hee-hee!" A'Lou started to blush
"What's so funny?" Wolf still keeping the hold on her
"So aggressive, and the fact that you like to be on top. Wow! My type of guy. Hee-hee-hee-hee!" A'Lou kept blushing and giggling.
"LOOK HERE…..I……"
The door opens and Zane, is in a wrapped up towel just coming out of the shower. "Hey Wolf, I……..I……" Zane put on a good show with the waterworks "Oh….I, see…..I guess you really are into that freaky crap. Well, never mind. Goodbye." She closed the door gently and went on to her own room.
"…………" (O.d) Wolf kept staring at the door in shock. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait Zane, it's not what it seems! Come back!" Wolf sprung up out of his bed and opened the door to look for Zane. Then he realized he was only clad in a towel so he stepped back in his room he breathed harshly as he starred at his little sister, "You………Get out."
"Oh…..You're no fun. All talk and no play, tch….fucking tease." A'Lou jumped off his bed and walked past him. "Oh brother dear? This is between you and me okay?" A'Lou almost opened the door then she turned around and gave Wolf a smack bottom.
SLAP!
She smiled and stared at his ass for five seconds before continuing. "It's good that you workout. Hmmmm…..I'm going to take a shower, you're welcome to join me if you'd like."
"Bitch……" Wolf sneered
"Not so early in the morning. I like to be talked dirty to at night." She left at that.
Wolf closed the door and slammed his fist into his hand. "Damn it! Zane must really think I am an incest freak. Shit! I have to go see about her right now. I just have to get dressed." Wolf quickly darted around the room to gather his clothes and start dressing up.
Zane's Room
"Ah! Everything's going according to plan!" Zane smiled "Now, I better get dressed and make the rest of this day a living hell." Zane was going to take off her towel and get dressed only when she heard a door open. "Don't come in!"
Wolf barged in dressed in a tanktop and pants. "Hey Zane, I just want to say, I really had nothing to do with that, ordeal. Zane come on you gotta believe me."
Shit! I don't have enough time to whip up any tears. Meh, let's just play it by ear. Zane was still silent as she pulled out the outfit she was going to wear "………."
"Zane please? Don't be like that." Wolf went over to her and put his hands on her shoulders. He turned her around slowly. Her face was so sullen (worthy of an oscar!) "Zane, I'm sorry. Really I am." He brings her closer to his body as they shared a warm embrace of a hug.
Zane simply sighed as she gently shoved him away and took a step back.
"Please Zane….? Hear me out." Wolf then stepped up to her again, this time he brought her closer and he kissed her gently. She looked at him and had a sad face. "Don't be like that. Come on, I didn't mean to hurt you. It was my sister. She's gone crazy."
"Look, just go away." She said as she turned away from Wolf.
"Okay, fine……Boo-hoo-hoo!" Wolf ran out like a sissy and closed the door.
"What was that all about?" (O.O) Zane stared at the door "-sigh- He really is a nice guy. Hmmm….he's sorta the type I would fall for."
Wolf's Room
"-sniff sniff- She hates my guts now. –sniff sniff- What did I do wrong? Yeah, she did catch me on my sister, but I didn't know A'Lou could be that crazy. I'll have to teach her a lesson." Wolf growled.
BAM! BAM! BAM! A knock on the door interrupted Wolf's thinking a out loud
"Who is it?"
"Hey Wolf, it's me Fox. Can I come in?"
"Yeah, hold on.-sniff sniff-" Wolf got up and opened the door for Fox
"Hey Wolf man……I couldn't do it. I…..Hey? Were you crying not too long ago?"
"WHAT?" Wolf jumped up in surprise "Um….No, I have allergies." He rubbed his eyes really quick. "See?"
"Oh, allergies…..okay. Well, I…..I can't do it."
"Can't do what?"
"Tell Kylette how I really feel about her. I mean, she's so outward and I……I'm not. I mean like earlier today, she jumped out of the tub, NAKED!" Some dramatic music comes on.
"Naked…..?" Wolf shot a brow "Meaning you were able to see her in the full fur and every thing?"
"Yeah! That type of NAKED!" Dramatic music comes on
"So you should be happy! Shit, I have to coax most girls into getting out of their clothes. You got it made pup."
"But I wasn't ready for her NAKEDness!" Dramatic music comes on again. Fox scowled that time "Hey Sol?"
"Yeah?" I replied
"Why do you keep putting on that music every time I say NAKED?" Dramatic music comes on. "Stop it….."
"Oh, okay…..party pooper….."
"Anyways, like I was saying, What should I do next?"
"Fox, I really don't know……I'm sorry." Wolf sighed still thinking about on Wolf! You gotta help me! Please?"
"Go to Falco……He should know what to do." Hopefully…..
"Okay okay….fine. Say Wolf?"
"Yeah?"
"You should take your medication, your eyes are teary and very red."
"Ummmm….yeah. I will. Go now!"
"Okay!" Fox dashed out of the room.
"Oh, Zane….." Wolf went into his bed and started to stare at the ceiling "I hope you'll find it to forgive me…..oh please just forgive me." Wolf's eyelids grew heavy on him and he drifted off into sleep.
Falco's Room
"Bah! Damn you Sol…..I must plan another way to get you and make you MINE! I mean I had her right there in my wings." Falco placed his wings on his chin. Then poor Fox banged on Falco's door.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"Falco! Can I come in?"
"Yeah yeah…..hold on." Falco got up and opened the door for Fox "So what is it that YOU want?"
"Kylette! How can I get her to fall in love with me?"
"Hmmmm……A man with confidence always swoons over the girl of his dreams."
"I don't have much confidence Falco duh! What should I do?"
"Hmmmmm……I got it!" Falco walked over to his suitcase and pulled out two booklets. "Here!"
Fox took the booklets out of his hand, "Falco….these are just instruction booklets to both of my Gamecube games. What is this going to prove?"
"Just work your fame over her. She must like that. All girls like their guy to have power."
"O-okay……"
"Yeah! Now, go get that girl Foxie!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Fox yelled out of the room like a warrior.
"What a spaz……tch." Falco shook his head in embarrassment
Slippy's Room
Slippy was singing (supposedly) some sad-sack song, "Lonely…..I am so Lonely…..I have nobody……than my own…Ooh! Woo-ooh!"
BAM! BAM BAM! A knock on the door interrupted
"Hey! Shut yer ass up Toad! You can't sing!" Ace yelled then went back into his room so he could sleep.
"Oh….I am lonely….." Slippy moped in his bed.
Bah…..who cares? Mansion Main Room
Fox looked in Kylette's room to see if she was there.
"Oh….she's not in here…..I wonder where she is?" Fox rubbed his chin. Then he went downstairs and into the first floor. "Ky?" He called out
"Yeah?"
"Where are you Ky?"
"I'm in the kitchen!"
"Oh okay!" Fox went into the left set of double doors and found his way into the kitchen. He saw the twin-tailed fox sitting on the counter rubbing ice all on her chest and face.
"Hey Fox! Is just me or is it hot in here?" She jumped off the counter and she pulled her high end denim shorts down so they wouldn't ride up on her. "So, whatcha been up to?"
"Oh, I just wa-wa-wanted to talk to you, that's all."
"Okay!" She smiled "What do you wanna talk about?"
Fox started sweating and hesitating -Gulp- Here goes nothing….. "I know you must have heard of me babe. Ahem….I'm everywhere." Fox put on some shades
"Erh…..Am I supposed to have heard of you?" Kylette gave a half smile
Oh Shit…..she's playing that ignorance game…..Oh man…. "Hahaha….very funny babe. You are something else. Haaa-hahahahaha….."
"Oookay….Fox what are you trying to prove?"
"-cough cough- That I am the most famous sexy beyotch alive! And you are lucky to have laid eyes on me."
"I'm the fortunate one? Heheheheh HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Fox's ego went down a little bit, "Well, -gulp- I had many girls swoon over me, but I had to push them aside because I was waiting for that one special girl. And that girl is YOU my love…." Fox put his hand over her cheek
Kylette pinched Fox's hand to signify she had no idea what the hell he was talking about. "Fox, if you're going to talk……just talk normally. This act that you got going on is retarded….."
Fox's ego shrunk some more. "Um…W-well-well-welll…..I don't think you heard me baby…..Here, why don't you check out my documents of fame?" Fox pulled out the two instruction booklets as well as anime sweatmark on the back of his head.
"Document's of fame? Oh give me a break……" She snatched the two booklets from his hand "Let's see here, You had some adventures eh? Pffft……." Of course she was looking at the front cover of "Star Fox Adventures" "What the hell? Were you aware that you had a giant ass orange and purple rat near your foot? That's probably why you look like you were going to scream weren't cha? Heheheheheh HAHAHAHAHAHHA!" Kylette busted out laughing
"I think you meant dinosaur not "rat". And that's an action pose, not a scared look."
"HAAAA! You and your little bitch dino-rat! Man you know I could kick all of those lizards' ass!" Her eyes discover Krystal on the cover "Oh, I see you got that bitch on there too….Pfft….Well, she won't be gracing anymore covers now that she's dead."
"WHAT?"
"HUH?"
"WHAT?"
"What? I didn't say anything?" Kylette said as she opened the book. "Oh! Wow……Woooow……..Woooooowwww….." She quickly flipped through several pages.
"Erm, aren't you going to look at the story?"
"Ummm….No." She stopped flipping pages and looked at General Scales's bio. "General Scales, Hah! I could take him……"
"Really, I had to….."
Kylette interrupted him abruptly "Yeah, yeah whatever hot stuff…." Then she kept her attention on the booklet as she flipped one more page "COOL!"
"What?"
"Dinos! How awesome is this? Oh shit! A "Redeye". This so reminds me of a Tyrannosaurus Rex."
"Yeah! That's what they are……."
"You know, I always felt bad for them."
"Why's that?"
"They have tiny arms. Oh! And I bet you they have such big…..ahem….No wonder they are always mad-looking. Can't beat the meat if you can't reach it….." (XP)
"Huh?" (O.o) Fox didn't get what she said "What are you talking about?"
"You know, you men of all species do it all the time. The poor fella can't reach with his tiny hands…..MEH! MEH!" She was demonstrating what she was talking about.
"……………" (O.O) Fox just starred at her in shock This girl is crazy. "Ummm…..let's just look at the other book."
"Pfft….Fine…..Here…." Kylette gave back the other booklet and looked at the "Star Fox Assault" booklet "WOW!" Kylette screamed
"Yeah I know……" Fox smiled and fixed his shades What the hell is she talking about?
"You must have lost a lot of weight Fox baby! What's your secret? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!"
"WHAT?"
"Your weight loss secret! How did you lose so much weight in the face? Because in Adventures, your face was bloated as hell, I mean talk about a bruised piece of fruit. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"-sniff sniff-….."
"HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAH! Whoo….Whooo….Oh Fox…..But really Foxie….you look sexy and slender….Way to go! YAY!"
Fox threw down his shades and tears ran down his face. "You are so mean….You bitch! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He ran out of the kitchen in hysterics
"Oh…..I shouldn't have said that. Damn!" Kylette punched the nearby counter top "Shit!"
"Eep-Eep!" That same thing made a noise.
"Aah!" Damn…..that thing made it down here so soon? Well in that case, I'm outta here! She backed out and she quickly ran out of the kitchen.
Mansion Main Room
"I wonder what the hell was that? Well, I'm just glad I got away from that thing. Whew…." Kylette smiled
"Eep-Eep! Eep-Eep!" The thing kept haunting her "Eep-Eep! Eep!"
"Guys….? GUYS….?" Kylette looked around in horror. "GUUUUUUUUUUYS! PLEASE COME DOWN HERE!"
Everyone ran downstairs to see what was going on.
"Okay, Ky……what is your problem?" Zane asked
"Yeah, why did you drag us down here?" Sol asked
"Did any of you hear this thing that kept going "Eep-Eep"? Come on tell me you did……Come on I'm not crazy."
"Yeah…." Ava said "When I was in the bathroom I heard a similar sound. I wonder what that is….?"
"So did I." Rollinda spoke out
"Uh, Me three….." Wolf spoke out.
"Yeah, me four. I heard that crap and bolted out, but some IDIOT named Falco dragged me back into a bathroom."
Falco gave Sol the evil-eye "Tch….well, yeah Kylette I heard it too. Bitch, don't call me an idiot."
"Idiot don't call me a bitch."
"Who….?"
Kylette yelled, "Hey hey hey hey hey……….Now, as I was saying there's this thing that keeps making noise. We all need to split up and find this thing right now. I can't sleep knowing that there's a thing that keeps making noise and it's not a normal sound. So come on everyone, let's just find it right now okay?"
"Okay." Everyone nodded.
Just then light cracking of a nearby wall was heard.
"Ooh!" Kylette jumped on Fox "What is that?"
Ava hid behind Wolf and Leon tried to do the same but Wolf punched him in the face.
"Ow! Damn, stubborn Wolf……."
The cracking became more extreme as the wall was near deterioration.
BAM!
A figure came through the wall near the front door and yelled, "KOOL AID!"
"What the fuck?" (o.O/O.d) Everyone yelled
"Hey gang! I got this new flavor of KOOL AID and it's kickin'!" The figure came closer with a glass and a packet in his hand
"Andrew what the hell are you doing here? You are supposed to be oblivious to our whereabouts." Wolf held Ava in his arms
"I don't know! I'm just here in a random act of randomness. But hey guys, I got this new flavor of KOOL AID, have you all tried it?" Andrew takes a sip " WHOOO! That's good….."
"Erm……what's the new flavor?" Panther asks
"Here you go! Why don't take a look at it for yourselves." Andrew threw the packet at Panther
Panther looked at the packet" "My Dong"?" Panther looks up at the crazed monkey "Ooookay……I'm going to relax myself in the library. Panther walked off
"Yeah! It really tastes like my dong! Mmmm-mmmm!" Andrew smacked his lips as he took another sip.
"It must be a really good flavor. Can I taste it?" Leon commented and that made Kylette laugh
"………….."(O.o/O.d) All the cast except Leon and Kylette stared at him. They were laughing a little too hard.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!" Leon and Kylette had tears in their eyes and cramps in their stomach.
"I…..I….wonder if he knows what…..it…..is? Cccch…AHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAH!" Kylette couldn't keep it in.
"Naw, a person as nerdy as him wouldn't know jack……You wanna tell him?"
"Hell yeah! Nothing beats raining on someone's parade…Hee-hee-hee!" Kylette gently strode over to where Andrew was finishing the last ounces of dong (XD) Kool-Aid. She tried to keep her composure by not laughing in his face. "H-hey…..-snort snort-….your name's Andrew right?"
"Y-yeah…" Wow….she's hot. "Say, do you want some? My dong actually tastes good! You should try it."
Kylette tried to fight the urge to laugh right then and there, "I did…..but Kool-Aid wasn't the provider of this flavor.-giggle giggle-"
"Oh really? What brand was it then?"
"Not what…..Who?" Kylette winked at Leon
"Huh?"
Kylette put her hand over her eyes to hide her embarrassment "Oh God…..Andrew dear…..Do you know what Dong actually is?"
"Ummm……No. But it makes a good drink."
"Andrew dear…….A dong in actuality is a……" She whispered some stuff that was the truth
"Wha?…….OH?……Are you serious?" (O.O)
"Yup! And the fact that you said that it tastes good…….makes you seem kinda gay."
"Oh….dude….That's gross." Andrew threw the cup down.
"Yeah….you better thank the heavens I told you." Kylette walked back over to where everyone else was
Andrew diverted the subject "So? Wolf, long time no see right?"
"Ummmm….yeah, I guess. What the hell are you doing here? Better yet, how the hell did you find us?"
"Well, I planted a homing device in your eye patch. And when I saw that you were going on enemy grounds I had to see what was up. Even though I shouldn't give a rat's ass I was curious as to where you and your new flunky crew were going? Had I known it was with all these cute girls I would have came too! Speaking of cute girls…..who is that with you?" Andrew was referring to Ava as she turned around to face Andrew.
"Uhhh……." Ava didn't know whether to answer or not
"Ava, don't talk to this fool……he's not worth the time of day."
"Ah! So Ava it is…? What a beautiful name behind a beautiful face." Andrew got on one knee and took her hand "My name is Andrew Oikonny and I will be the new emperor of Venom and ruler of Lylat. Would you join me as I take over this weak and pathetic system that we call Lylat?" Then he kissed her hand
"Uh…..No?" Ava turned her back towards Andrew. She said it softly so he could barely hear her.
"NO? What do you mean no? Didn't you hear me? I am ANDREW OIKONNY! You shall become my wife as of NOW!" Andrew roared
"Er….I barely know you…..Maybe some other time?"
"You heard the lady…….BEAT IT!" Wolf yelled
"………" (O.O) So, Miss Ava…..You think you're too good for me eh? Well, I will have to force my way into your pure heart…..and together, we shall RULE LYLAT! "……..-sniff sniff-…..I've been shut down….." Andrew muttered
"Uh….Mr. Oikonny? Are you okay? I couldn't make out what you were saying. Are you alright?"
"…………." Andrew froze for a second and then, "UNCLE ANDROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" He ran up the stairs and ran to the first bathroom and locked himself in there.
"Andrew STOP!" Ava screamed "Oooh……I'm sorry everyone…I really didn't to make him stay….."
"Ava, just leave him……Ek Son Myhad, lovek eyo." (He is the Dumbass, don't worry.) Kylette said
"I LOOOOOOVE YOU AVAAAAAAAAAA! I'll stay in here until you realize that the potential for our love is far too great and we should express that right now!"
"Ohh…" Ava groaned
"Forget him….." Kylette said "We got more important things to find out. Everyone, let's all split up and try to corner this thingy." Just then she noticed a large creature next the stereo. It was like a chocolate lab puppy but it had red beady eyes and fangs protruding out of its mouth and a tail of a rat. "Hey, look everyone! A puppy! Awww….it's so cute!" Everyone turned to what she was pointing about. (O.O/ O.d)
"……….Uhhhh….Ky?" Zane backed up a few steps to meet her "THAT looks nothing like a puppy."
"Sure it does! On Earth, I think……"
"Eep-Eep!" The creature sirened
"Oh shit! That's the sound! THAT'S THE SOUND THAT I HEARD!" Kylette started to panic "What kinda puppy is THAT?"
Wolf noticed the thing coming up closer towards him, "That ain't no damn PUPPY! ARRRRRRGH!" He darted towards the stairs and ran up them.
Zane looked over her shoulder, "What a pussy……"
"I don't know about you guys but, I'm outta here! YAAAAAAAAAAH!" Sol flew up towards the second floor
"Wait Sol! Damn, we need a black mage!" Kylette yelled. Then she saw Ava and Fox creeping towards the stairs as well. "Ava? Fox? Where do you two think you are going?"
"Uh…" They both said "Bye!" Then they left in a flash
"What's That Panther?" Rollinda yelled out of nowhere "You need help with reading? I'll be there!" She ran past the monster and into the library.
"Tch…..At least I still have you guys…..Guys? Oooh! Bitches." Kylette looked around as she noticed Falco, Ace, Sarge fled the scene. "Well, Zane's already the daredevil…..But what are YOU doing here? Shouldn't you be shitting your pants in the comfort in your own room frog?"
"No…..I wanna fight too!"
"Sure, suit yourself……plan your own funeral……Check in with the autopsy specialist……..request that your friends pick up your body pieces when….."
"Kylette he gets the picture. Come on, let's kick this thing's ass!" Zane beckoned the other two to jump this creature
"Yeah yeah!" Slippy croaked
"Ookay!" Kylette gave a half-smile and a thumbs-up.
"Eep-Eep!" The creature charged at Zane.
"Kyyyaaaah!" Zane tried to kick the monster but it backed up like it was remote controlled "What the hell?" She tried to chase after the monster but it moved so weird that she couldn't configure out what to do. So she picked up a chair and attempted to smack the brown off that thing.
"Hmmmm….I should help. Don't worry Zane! I will help you! AAAAIIIIIEEEE-YI-YIPE!" Slippy fell unconscious and Kylette looked over the fallen Toad.
"Hehehhehee……Nothing wrong with wanting more money!" She picked up Slippy and stood him upright. She then waited for the monster to get into the right position.
"Hey, DAMN FROG! Come on help me! Kylette! Where are you too? You kids are something else….." Zane scowled while she was on the floor trying to hold off the monster who had already ate the chair.
"I'm sorry Zane….." Kylette disguised her voice as Slippy (Making him sound WAY more horrid than what he already sounds like) "I was such a dumb ass…..I stubbed my foot on the floor…..Well who cares? Here I come! YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!" She kept yelling as the monster was about to eat Zane's hand off. She threw Slippy right into the monster's mouth and the monster swallowed him whole.
"Urp! Muchas Gracias! Ble-ack!" The Monster regurgitated the cap that Slippy donned on. Then it looked at the hat "Yo quiero Taco Bell! Vivas Gorditas!" Then it crawled back into the depths of wherever it came from.
"Okay….." Zane got up from the ground "What the hell? That thing can speak Spanish?"
"Yeah, funny thing is it sounds like that little earth dog…..Oh well….I hope we don't see that puppy thing again……Whew…."
"Yeah…..But I wonder didn't Slippy's voice sound kinda crackling and almost girlish?"
"What are you talking about? His voice was always fucked up ever since Star Fox 64."
"Oh yeah, that's true! Well, I am going to go back upstairs and tell everyone of Slippy's dumbass death…..Take care of yourself Ky….."
"Yeah, thanks. You do the same!" Kylette gave her a wink as Zane trotted up the stairs. She waited for Zane to get up the second floor completely to start laughing. "Hehehehehe….HAHAHAHAHA! Killing never felt sooo good! First Krystal now Slippy! It never felt so good before……I must Kill MORE people….I MUST GET MORE MONEY! I MUST SATISFY MY LUST FOR BLOODSHED! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Just then she heard several "WHAT?"'s. Then she simply smiled as she was about to head up the stairs just as well.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Panther screamed like a bitch
"Oh My GOD!" Rollinda was surprised as well
Kylette turned her head towards the library and thought out loud, "I wonder what they are screaming about? Huuuuh! No! It can't be!" She quickly runs over to library and begins to act oblivious to what they discovered. "Hey guys! What happened here?"
"It's……it's…..boo-hoo-hoo….." Panther threw a tantrum on the carpeted floor
"Krystal she's dead……She's decapitated." Rollinda finished off for him. "Possible homicide….."
"H-h-Homicide….Hahahahah……" Kylette gave a nervous chuckle "Dontcha think it more like suicide?"
"No, somebody planned this…..and this killer is one efficient one, Seems like they used mattress coil to magically saw her head off. The bastard. If I had my lab technician with me I can discover about how long she has been dead, and who did this to her…….."
Panther was still sobbing, "Who would do this to her? She was sooooo beautiful….even though her voice is annoying and she doesn't appreciate me as much as she swoons over Fox. Now that I think about that……To hell with her…..I am going back to my room……" Panther stomped off.
"Hmmmm…." Rollinda rubbed her chin "I too wonder who could have done this? What were their motives? I would most likely agree with the money. Something just doesn't add up though….." She shook her head "Oh well, I guess I can't do anything until the contest is over. Come on Miss Vildamera, evening's already starting to settle in."
"You go on ahead……I'll just recollect on all that has happened today…..it's SO devastating." Kylette put her hand over her heart (supposedly acting sad)
"Oh, okay……well, I'm going to leave now. Good night Miss Vildamera."
"-sniff sniff- Good night Rollinda…..boo-hoo…." She rubbed her eye for the hell of it. Then she kept up the act until she heard the door close. The truth was, it wasn't closed all the way. She turned her head to make sure no one was there. "Ahem, Hmmmm…..I got lucky. If I am going to pick off these residents one by one, I would have to find a way to disposed of their bodies…..Tomorrow, I have to call GR, he should come through for me…..But, I am very satisfied with the fact that I killed two of the most annoying SOBs to have ever laid eyes on."
"So, YOU killed Krystal and Slippy?" A voice came through the door.
"Who's There?" Kylette turned her head "Answer me!"
"…………" No response
Oh shit…..I wonder who that was? It sounded like Panther…..but I'm not too sure. I better survey him more carefully….If he says, but one word….He's so fucking dead. Kylette marched out of the room with a mal-incentive look upon her face.
End Of Day Two
Sol-Ratcht's Commentary….
Kinda sucks that I can't have a commentary anymore because of this new rule. But, lemme clear this story up when it come to updates I will try and have it within three weeks past the most recent update. I'm terribly sorry for all those readers who I have disappointed when it comes to craziness, this was supposedly a more mellow chapter compared to the past ones and the ones to come. Don't worry folks, the craziness ensures in the next chapter and the further ones to come! Finally, this chap. Was dedicated to all of my peeps who are currently in school. This bud's for all of you guys! Later my friends….until day three……
Sol