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The Misunderstood Asylum
Chapter Four
Day Three: "I Dare You To Tell The Truth….."
Two days it has been and no food in the gut, if the crew doesn't get any food, they're going to roast someone's butt…
A/N: There's going to be some racy moments and some disturbing moments including like two shojo-ai moments and one shounen-ai moment……..it's not going to be THAT bad though……Just comedy…..Hopefully no-one kills me……LOL. j/k
Panther's Room
"So….It was that Vildamera girl. She killed off poor beautiful Krystal." Panther thought aloud to himself. "Hmmmm…..I wonder if I should report it to the Police?" Panther continued to wonder as he sat up in his bed.
Kylette's Room
The twin tailed fox sat up in her bed as well, "Think Kylette THINK! Panther had to have heard me say all that crap. I just know it! The author's even telling me in a secretive sort of way……I have to kill that fucker…."
Grrrrrrrrr……
"Ohhh….." She groaned and clutched her stomach "I am really hungry….."
Grrrrrrrr…….
She plopped back in bed and tried to take her mind off the hunger.
Fox's Room
"I can't believe she called me fat! Whoo-hoo…..Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo!" Fox sobbed uncontrollably in his bed and kept crying his eyes out. Then his stomach started to act up as well.
Grrrrrrrrr…….
"Oh…..-sniff sniff-….My stomach hurts. I haven't eaten in two days already. Gotta get out of this room." Fox got up and left his room in his tank top and shorts.
Wolf's Room
Grrrrrrr……
"Hah….Dammit! Two days and no food…." Wolf clutched his side as it growled "Grrrr…..where's that Mirage when you need her?" Wolf jumped out of bed "I need to clear my head….." Wolf slowly made his way towards the door. "Maybe a shower will take my mind off hunger." He left the room at that
A'Lou's Room
"OH! I can't believe I went through all of that yesterday. I know for a fact the man upstairs is going to smite me on this one." A'Lou put her hand over her forehead and shook her head in disbelief.
Grrrrrrrr…..
"Ooh! Hunger's kicking in." The lupine clutched her stomach "Hmmmm…..I wonder how everyone else is fairing? Better yet, I should see how Zane is doing? Yeah, I'll go see about her." A'Lou got up and left her room.
Falco's Room
The poor avian tossed and turned continuously in his bed as his stomach roared in need of food.
"Aah!" He quickly rose up "This is really getting on my nerves…I am STARVIN! I need to call that girl up and tell her to bring some grub." Falco quickly got out of bed and groaned as he exited his room.
Zane's Room
Grrrrrrrr…….
"Ohhhh……Mmmmm….God." The other female lupine clutched her stomach and groaned as she suffered in famine as well. Then all of a sudden her door opens as she continued to wince in pain. "Oww…..Ohhhh….God….."
A'Lou covered her eyes as she prevented herself from looking "Say, Zane….I….I….didn't know you were…..busy….I'll come back later. Okay?"
"What's your deal A'Lou?" Zane sat up in her bed, still clutching her stomach. "Aren't you hungry…? You know we haven't eaten in two days straight."
"Yeah, but all the sounds you were making I thought, differently…." A'Lou removed her hands from her eyes
"Differently?" Zane shot a brow as in she knew what she was talking about
"Yeah, I thought you were having sex or something……heh-heh-heh-heh-heh……" She gave a nervous smile.
"Sex? By myself?" Zane asked
"Well you were moaning and groaning really loud so durrh…..and besides it doesn't always take two to tango. Trust me. With a very horny older brother like Wolf, I know."
"Hmmmmm……" Zane gave a harsh breath. "Okay, then point well taken. But, so early in the morning? Who in the world would do that?"
"Hey, there are a lot of freaky people in Lylat……They would have sex anytime in the day."
"Are you one of them?" Zane smiled
"No!…..Are you crazy?" A'Lou semi-panicked
"Okay then, smart one, forget about all of that. So, do you have anything planned up your sleeve for today?"
"Naw, I think I wanna leave Wolf alone for today……I got a little too into character yesterday."
"Oh….heheheheheehe……That's a good one."
"Hey, what about you Zane? You got anything planned?"
"Actually I do. You know what? You can leave him alone for this round. Play it safe."
"'Play it safe?'" A'Lou turned her head in confusion
"Act like you are disgusted when he touches you the wrong way. You know."
"Ah! Okay…I take it you got something good in store."
"Yup! You got it!" Zane winked "Go now, I gotta take a shower to relax or something. This hunger is really killing me."
"Oh yeah, I feel you on that one. Okay then, Later girl!" A'Lou walked out of Zane's room.
:"Yeah, later A'Lou….." Zane got up and grabbed some clothes out of her suitcase and headed out the door.
Back to Kylette's Room\
Grrrrrr……
Grrrrrrr……
Grrrrrr…….
I said GRRRRRRRRRR Dammit. Her stomach growled for the umpteenth time.
"GAAAAAWD! I am getting way too hungry! I……I……Oh! I forgot! I have to get rid of those two corpses. Shit!" Kylette jumped out of the bed in her lingerie and tied on a short robe that matched. Then she bolted out of the door.
Mansion Main Room
"AVA! AVA! AVA!" Obviously Andrew bawled out over and over "I Love you AVA! MARRY ME AVA!"
Wolf walked down the hallway and into the second bathroom. Then he thought of something. "Oh No….I forgot about Andrew. I sure as hell don't feel like hearing his voice first thing in the morning. Um….I'll just take the fifth bathroom." Wolf walked over to the furthest bathroom away from Andrew's voice.
5th Bathroom
Wolf put his new clothes aside and started to undress. (Rowr!—Bad Me…..) then he was completely naked and he went into the shower stall. After he got in he turned on the hot water knob and started to wash himself. A few seconds into it he reached for the soap and felt an empty tray. "D'OH!"
He stepped out of the stall and looked into the sink cabinet for some soap. "Damn it man…..where the hell does this dumb turtle keep his soap? Tch….Grrrrrrr….." Wolf kept searching for it as the water kept running.
Mansion Main Room
Zane and Fox simultaneously stepped out of their rooms as they were headed towards the bathrooms as well.
"Hey Zane! Wait up!" Fox ran over to her
"Yeah?" She turned her head and saw it was Fox "Oh Fox, what's up?"
"Zane….I don't know about you but I am super hungry."
"Yeah, me too….."
"I want to call Mirage so bad. Do you have her number?"
"Unfortunately No……I think A'Lou had it."
"Yeah? Well she…."
Just then Kylette ran past the two of them and said, "Excusemesorry!" Then she slid down the rail
THUD!
"Oof!" She got up from the floor and dusted herself off. Fox and Zane looked down at her
Zane quickly thought of something, "Hey Ky?"
"What? Owie…." She yelled from the first floor.
"You got Mirage's number?"
"No!"
"Ohhh….." They both groaned
"Yeah, sorry about that guys. Hey I have to do some really important business stuff on the phone. Sorry!" Kylette walked over to the nearby phone and dialed a number.
"Damn!" They both cursed out loud
"Hey Fox, I am going to see if I can find A'Lou. Okay? I think she's still in her room."
"Alright. I'll go shower up then….." Fox walked off in the direction of the bathrooms.
"AVA! AAAAAAVVVAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAA! I….STILL LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUU!" Andrew kept howling out loud
"Huuuhhh……" Fox sighed "I think I am going to take the furthest away bathroom. Andrew's voice can be annoying as ever." Fox went over to the fifth bathroom and opened it.
"CLOSE THAT DAMN DOOR! Unless you are a girl…..hehehehehe…."
WHAM! The door slammed shut.
"OH! Erm…..Sorry Wolf….I had no idea you were in there." Fox went into the fourth bathroom blushing badly.
5th Bathroom
"Holy cow that was a guy……I hope he didn't see me naked…..Oh well…..I gotta get some soap." Wolf wrapped a towel around his waist (Awwww…..Shoot.) and left the bathroom.
Mansion Main Room
Wolf looked around quickly to see if the coast was clear. Then he started to go downstairs as he noticed Zane coming out of A'Lou's room.
"Whoa! I….I…." Zane covered her face "What are you doing here like that? It's very rude and disrespectful."
"Sorry, babe…..But I have to get some soap okay. This is not intentional Zane, trust me.
"Yeah, I bet……" Zane rolled her eyes upward "Anyways, why didn't you check with the other bathrooms first eh Einstein?"
"Well, I would but I "magically" thought of coming downstairs first. Plus, I think the author locked the other bathrooms."
"Yeah….okay whatever." Wolf rolled his eye upwards in annoyance as well. "Say, can you help me find some?"
"Yeah sure….I'll touch it…." Zane dozed off
"What was that?" A smile came on his face
"Huh?" Zane realized what she just said "OH! I mean I'll get it! I'll get it for you…..heheheheheh……"
"Haha….that's alright babe…..I can see you're a little preoccupied with your thoughts so I'll just get it myself." Wolf smiled at a scowling woman "But, tell me something…….Do you know where it's at?"
"Um yeah, Check that cabinet over there. Next to the stairs on the left side." Zane pointed in the direction then Wolf walked over there and opened the first drawer. He looked left and right continuously then he started to complain,
"Uh, I don't see it over here. Are you sure there's soap in the cabinet?" What kinda retard puts soap in a cabinet away from the bathrooms
The female lupine sighed deeply, "You know I'll get it for you…..Jesus Christ….." She walked over to where Wolf was and continued, "Stand aside…."
"Okay okay…..I'm just looking where you told me to look that's all."
Zane looked left and right as well and saw nothing in sight, "Hmmm….well, what's stopping you from looking in the second drawer huh?" She bent her legs a little and reached to open the second drawer. She opened it and then reached for "something"
"AH!" She screamed and took a couple of steps backwards.
"Whoa whoa whoa…..I didn't mean that Zane…you know that."
"You put it out there so that I would "accidentally" touch it! You bastard….YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
"Hey, it's not my fault it's that big……" Wolf cracked a greasy smile on his face
"You know, this isn't your house O'Donnell! You should be a lot more considerate and think twice before running down the stairs practically naked." Zane kept blushing out of control. "What if one of the girls came down here and saw you like that?"
"Well I'm sure any girl who took one look at me, would try to lock me in her room and rape me. Not that I would stop the lucky girl or anything. Hehehehehehe……"
"You think that's funny eh?"
"Yeah, I actually do……besides, I'm surprised you didn't try anything on me when we first saw each other."
"Wolf I could stare at you for ten straight hours and still not have the urge to touch you."
"That is a bold face lie Godhand……You know it. You didn't think for a split second when you "accidentally" (He even did the hand gestures with the quote) touched my mandhood. Hehehehehehe……"Wolf laughed again
"So you think you're a comedian Hmmmm? Well then you won't find it so funny when I find a way to kick you out of this damn house myself."
"Look baby, let's just keep this battery between you and me okay?" Wolf stopped as he heard the heavy breathing coming from the pissed off woman "I'm only kidding Zane……take it easy….it's all in good fun."
"You know, I should expect this from a so-called criminal who is as childish as yourself." Zane turns her back towards Wolf "You need to be more respectful, not only to me but to others who are living in this house okay?"
"I said I was sorry all right?"
"Tch whatever" Zane shook her head and closed her eyes in annoyance as well.
"Well then again……" Wolf gently turned her to face towards him "Why should I have to apologize to you? I mean, this isn't you house as well and if I wanna trounce around half-naked to get some soap then I will….you better thank God that I'm half naked instead of fully naked. Now……" He pulls her closer to him "Why don't you show me….some respect…." He holds her face and tries to get a kiss out of it. But Zane puts her finger on his mouth to stop the kiss.
"I'll start showing respect when you become the man I met instead of the little boy that stands before me."
Wolf got agitated and let his arms down, "Look woman….I'm breaking like crazy and I need……!"
At that time Kylette walked in the main room interrupting the two lupines, "Zane, Wolf can you guys keep it DOOOOWN…..?" (O.O) She was obviously looking at the half-naked Wolf and his good body, "Wolf, what the….? WOLF?"
"Oh, um….Vildamera……I can explain." Wolf backed up away from the staircase.
"Wolf……?" Kylette started to grin widely. Then she came closer to him. Zane muttered "Thank you God…." And left Wolf in the twin-tailed lion's den as she went upstairs. Kylette continued to talk, "What are you doing downstairs like that?"
"I just came to get some soap for the shower that's all."
"Oh is that all Wolf?" Kylette couldn't help but giggle sweetly "You are so naughty for coming downstairs like that Wolf!" She begins to blush "Ahem….well whatever, I'll get it for you Wolf, wait right there! I don't know what the hell is wrong with you man. She walks to the cabinet pulls out the second drawer and grabs the bar of soap. "You shouldn't do that though Wolf, next time make sure there's some soap in the shower stall before you go in there. Okay?"
"Hahah……yeah sorry about that kiddo, I didn't mean to startle you." Wolf scratches his head and gives a smile
Kylette then turns around and smiles sweetly at Wolf. "Now here you are! Take it." She then "accidentally" dropped the soap in the gap between Wolf and herself. "Oops! My bad….hee-hee-hee-heheheeh……!" She winked and giggled and took her seat on the staircase.
"Hmmnnn….." Wolf looked at the soap on the ground and he looked at the cute innocent smile of Kylette's face. "You two-timing little….."
"Hah-Ha!" She giggled
Wolf muttered some more explicitives under his breath as he inched toward the soap Kylette simply observed. He started to bend down but quickly got up realizing that this girl might have something up her sleeve (or behind her robe for that matter) He then put his foot over the bar of soap and dragged it towards him. Kylette hopped off the staircase and came a little closer towards him, smiling like she was some kind of horny pedophile. Wolf kept his eye on the girl as he stooped (not bent) down to pick up the soap. She quickly darted to the side but it was too late, he ran past her and up the stairs.
"Damn!" She snapped her fingers and stomped on the ground then she said aloud, "Well Wolf, I can tell you been in jail before. You were scared as hell to bend over and pick up that soap heheheheh!" Kylette yelled up the stairs . "Oh well back to business….." She walks over to the library and picks up the phone and dialed her friend's number. "Hmmmm….let's see…..Now the number was spelled in a message. Hmmmm, I believe it was…..G-O-T-O-H-E-L-L (4-(686)-4355)." She dialed the number and awaited the receiver to pick up.
5 minutes into the call……
Kylette patiently waited as the song, "Mr. Roboto" by Styx played……
"Hooooh……What the hell is G.R playing in his answering machine?" Kylette continuously tapped her foot on the floor and awaited for the person to pick up.
10 minutes into the call……
"Grrrrrrrr…..who the hell takes this long with the freakun phone?" Kylette's nerves began to twitch as Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" was playing through receiver.
A Half Hour into the call……
"……………….." The twin-tailed fox was two seconds away from crippling the phone in her hand as she heard the feel-good song from The Carpenters……um….that famous one….
"…………GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She hung up the phone in frustration. Well, hung doesn't describe it….she slammed the phone down to the base so hard that she put a hole through the little table it was resting on. "Whoops…..I guess, I'll buy another one……."
"No need to worry….." A strong heavy voice came out of nowhere
"AAAAAH!" She screamed "God?"
"God?" The voice questioned "Dang, it's just me…..Sol! The author……."
"Oh….Sol…..whew…..you frightened me for a moment……" Kylette put her hand over her chest. "Oh, and what did you mean by "No need to worry"?
"I can fix the phone basically……" With the snap of my fingers I made a new phone appear out of nowhere. "There…..all new…."
"WOOOOOW!" She applauded me "That's amazing! If you can do that, why don't you make food appear?"
"No….."
"WHAT? Why not? Dontcha see we're starving over here…..Help us out Sol! Oh, Mighty powerful Sol! I throw myself upon your grace……" Kylette tossed herself on the ground
"Because, it's not fair for me to help you guys break the rules…..Nope….Not cool at all…..won't do it."
"Tch…….such a bitch….."
"……………You know just for that……I was thinking about it…..but now I'm sure as hell I'm not helping you."
"Ffft……fine….go away……that's all you're good at……well that and taking forever on your updates…..You know….you would be a great author if………."
"Shut….up…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
"……………." (O.O)
"Hmph……..don't push the line Vildamera……your life is in my hands……." I stormed off in an uproar. Sniff sniff…..I try and update as quick as I can….sniff sniff……
"Ahem….well……I guess, I'll get with the rest of the chapter then huh?" Kylette walked out of the library and suddenly there was a knock on the door. "Hmmmm….I'll get it! Since, I'm the only person downstairs….." Kylette opened the door. "Huh?...Hmmmmnnn……who the hell plays tricks at this time of day, especially in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE? I swear….."
WHAM!
The door was shut closed and as Kylette turned around an ice-cold pair of hands were felt around her waist "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" She ran towards the door but she stopped when she heard a voice
A tall shady figure cloaked in a robe and wielding a scythe as an accessory spoke "Kylette Vildamera……is that your new way of saying "Hello" to me? It's been a long time hasn't it? You don't remember your old pal Grim?"
"Huh? OH! GR! HIIIIII!" She ran towards him and tackled him…..or his upper half…… "Oh….oops…..sorry about that GR…..uh….lemme put your upper half with your lower half….heheheheeh……sorry…." She stood up, dusted herself off then grabbed the Grim Reaper's upper half and walked over towards his lower half, (Which was just a pair of skeletal legs and a thin tail bone) and gently put it in place. "There ya go!"
"Uh….Kylette……you put me facing the wrong way……My feet and my eyes are supposed to be pointing in the same direction not in the opposite……"
"Hey……I did you a favor GR….." Kylette pouted
"Oh yeah? How so?"
"Weeeeellll………now that you're this way you don't hafta worry about twisting your arms to scratch your ass…..now you can just….." She showed him what she meant by scratching her outer thighs "BAM! There you go…….on the other hand….I don't know about your nuts…..I guess"
"…………………." The Grim Reaper gave her a horrid look, one that would signify when you were going to hell type of look. "Number one……..I really don't have any so-called "nuts"…..Number two….. "I AM DEAD! I am nothing but a walking talking skeleton of a crow….why would I need to worry about scratching my behind when I am DEAD!"
"Oh, I'm sorry GR…..I meant nothing but raillery and humor…..I'll fix you back to normal….." Kylette simply walked over to the disgruntled taker of souls and repositioned his body within 2 seconds. "There all better now….."
"Ahem…..now, I didn't answer your call for nothing……
"You didn't answer at all….."
"Where are the cadavers? I can't stay long……."
"Awwwwww…….why's that?"
"I have to go pick up Andross for like the 5th time….."
"Oh……Well……sad…..I was hoping we could talk more……"
"Hah! You and me talk? That's a good one……Now, where are the dead bodies?
"Okay…..one of them is in the library……and the other……" Kylette froze as the rat-puppy thing came out of the shadows.
The rat-puppy strolled in the doorway as casual as ever "Hola, Buena Mañana. Amperio hora, Kylette, usted parece tan atractivo como siempre. ¿Cómo usted hace?" (Hello, Good Morning. Ah, Kylette, You look as sexy as ever. How do you do?)
Kylette smiled when she heard the creature talked to her then she replied, "Oh, Hehehehehehe... soy muy bien...still al poco loopy a partir del ayer por la noche. ¿Pero es usted bueno?" (Oh, Hehehehehehe...I'm fine...still a little loopy from last night. But are you good?)
"Mami, Hahahaha..., no podía quejarse... no podía quejarse en todos." (Hahahaha...,I couldn't complain...I couldn't complain at all.)
"Buen…..Buen….." (Good…..Good)
"Uh……" The Grim Reaper starred at the girl and the creature….."You know Spanish Kylette…..? Or better yet, THAT THING TALKS?"
"Why yes and yes…..or should I say Si and Si. Heeehehehehehe….." Kylette laughed.
The rat puppy groaned and then began talking again, "Esta rana maldita es dura de digerir..."( This damn frog is hard to digest) Then he slithered forward with a huge lump near his butt……resembling Slippy.
"MmmmMmMmMmMmMMMMmmmuummuuuuFuuuu!" The lump shook the rat-puppy in general
"AH! Do NOT tell me that's a body…….He's still alive and I'm not taking him……."
"WHAT?"
"You know, the code of the people destined for the afterlife…..section 100120 dash 478092 sub sect 1889. A living being cannot be brought into the after life because he/she is STILL LIVING."
"Oh….well…..he can't take the money while he's still in the rat-puppy thingy so whatever……Now, as for the other body….."
"Here it is……" He held Krystal's head in one hand and body in the other hand.
"Wow…..you are fast GR…..that's why I love you….." Kylette smiled
"Augh…..Vildamera…..well, I will make my leave now…..if you have any more bodies…..do let me know, like a good girl will you?"
"Mmmm….Hmmm!" She nodded
"Well, farewell then……" Grim Reaper magically disappeared with Krystal at both hands.
"Bye!" Kylette waved then she turned her attention towards her rat-puppy, "¿Rata-Perrito, es usted aceptable?" (Rat-Puppy, Are you Okay?)
"Sí, conjeturo que... véale un Kylette más último." (Yeah, I guess...See you later Kylette.) The rat-puppy slithered off to the dark area where he's from and stay there.
"Okay…..adios!" Kylette waited for the creature to go back then she started to talk again, "Whoo…..glad that's over with…..But, there was something about seeing Wolf like that……I just feel all giddy inside…..Or horny….but what's the difference? I think I should surprise him by going in his room and awaiting him. Hee-hee-hee! Vildamera you devil you……." Kylette runs up the stairs and to his door. She turns the handle but it's locked. "Ooh…….tch….well, I am a renowned thief…..And LOCKED DOORS never stopped me from getting what I want……"
5th Bathroom
Wolf turned off the water and shook himself out of the excess water that was still in his fur. "Ah…..well, that was something else….." He put another towel around his waist and walked out of the bathroom.
Mansion Main Room
"AVAAAAAAAAA…….LET'S GET MARRIED TOOOODAAAAAAY-AAAAAAAA! I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH! AVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Andrew continuously bawled out
"Ugh……Oikonny is not getting a girl anytime sooner……" Wolf made his way past the bathrooms and towards his room. He was shocked that he was enabled to open his door easily. "Hey, I thought I locked this……door……" He stopped to think for a second Hmmm…..who the hell was able to pick through a locked door….Man, if it's A'Lou…..I'm going to KILL her……He opened the door and looked around. Then he focused attention on the bed as there was a figure between the sheets.
"Hmmmmmnnnn….." Wolf scowled "You know…….I'm getting sick and tired of telling you to get the hell out of my room…..but you don't learn from your mistakes……." He quickly tip-toed to the bed "So…..now….." He grabbed the covers and held them "I'm going to KILL YOU!" He pulled the covers back quickly and cocked his hand like he was getting ready to throw a punch and he immediately stopped when he saw a half naked fox girl lying asleep in his bed. (Or supposedly asleep).
"Mmmmm……." She lightly turned to the side shivering
"Uh, Kylette?" Wolf gently tapped her "Vildamera…..wake up……wake up okay?" He kept tapping her on her shoulder.
"Huh?" She woke up "Oh, Wolf……Hi there!"
"Ky, what the hell are you doing in my room?"
"Well, I……I…..felt a little whoozy and so I just went into any old room and decided to take a rest here. I'm sorry…..I didn't mean to impose." Kylette simply jumped out of his bed and started heading towards the door. "Ooh….." She started to clutch herself and tremble
"What's wrong?" Wolf turned his head towards her way
"I…..I…..I….don't know……I…..feel so weird……I don't know what's wrong with me……." She shook even more
"Hey…..Ky….." He got up to comfort her "Seriously….are you okay?
At that time Kylette leaned forward for a kiss. As soon as they let go of each other she replied, "I'm okay now….."
"Ky……Kylette! What the hell was that all about? Don't you like Fox?"
"Yeah……." She rolled her eyes "But, I like you too……..well, it may just be your body but…….I like you as well."
"Heh……that's what it starts with then, I become more of a more sincere gentleman with feelings then…….you'll get knocked up with my kid and we get married soon there after."
"Hmmmm…….don't count on that Wolf………for me, it's just going to be a once, twice or multiple time fling. But the thought of staying with you is tempting……."
"Well, Ky……..The thought is crossing my mind as well…..but I told Fox that I would hook him up with you…….So sorry no can do."
"Look Wolf……I'm….in heat…..and…..I…." She shivered a lot more "and When I saw you……I just let my urges get the best of me……..It's your fault you know! I shouldn't have looked at you…..but you're responsible for this as well Mr. O'Donnell…….so you can just……"
"Cool you off basically……." Wolf took off his towel
"Yeah….." She breathed out loud in ecstasy
"Wait, one thing before we do this……."
Kylette intervened "Don't worry……I don't scream loud……"
"……….Uh…..not what I was going for but……that line just turned me on." Wolf approached the young anxious girl, who sat upwards on the bed, took a seat as well, then they gazed into each others eyes for like half a second and then they started kissing and well, you fill in the blank.
Sol's Room
"Ugh….this…..famine is KILLING me…….I can't take it……anymore…….Ugh….." Sol gets up and heads out the door.
Mansion Main Room
Sol's ears flicked as she heard soft moans coming from Wolf's Room. (Busted…..) "Hmmmm….that O'Donnell sure is a busy person……I wonder who's the lucky girl?" She asked herself sarcastically
Falco suddenly popped out of nowhere and answered her question, "It's you…….That is if you were with me."
"Deep emphasis on IF……." Sol corrected him
"Tch…..bahhh……" Falco brushed it off "So, Sol……what do you plan on doing for today……?"
"Same thing I do everyday so far…………avoid contact with you."
"Hah-hah……." Falco scoffed, Even though he sounded offended "Well, Ms. Saporro……I do believe I'll take myself a shower so you are most certainly welcome to join me if you'd like Sol…."
"You know what? I do believe that I will…….."
"Really?"
"Ahem pass……" She walked back into her room
"Psssshhhh……..Sol…….why are you playing 'hard to get'?"
"I'm not playing 'hard to get' Falco…….I just don't want you and you need to get that."
"Hmph……" Falco walked off
"AVA! AVA! AVA! AVA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAA! I WILL NOT SHUT UP UNTIL YOU SAY YOU ARE MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE! DO YOU HEAR ME?"
"Oh boy………" Falco nods his head "He is SO not getting any action like that……" Falco went into the fifth bathroom
4th Bathroom (Remember Fox is in here!)
"Ah…..something to s-soothe the pain……" Fox barely managed to compose himself. "Boo-hoo……Boo-hoo-hoo!" Fox kept sobbing….. "I'm not fat……I'M NOT FAT!" Fox stomped out of the bathroom all weld up with pride.
Mansion Main Room
Fox kept muttering, "I'm not fat….." Over and over…..as many times as he marched towards his room. "I'm not fat…..I'm not fat…..I'M NOT FAT!"
Just then Falco peeked his head out of the bathroom and said, "DAMN STRAIGHT FOX! MARCH THOSE LOVE HANDLES AWAY!"
"L-love handles……mmmmm…..mmmmmm…..mmmmmmWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He ran towards his room and slammed the door shut.
"Hahaha……now, I feel a whole lot better……" Falco went back into the bathroom
Wolf's Bedroom
The frolicking ceased in the bed as the two panted heavily
"Wolf…….huuuh….huuuh…..I think we should stop. I mean, we should be a little more precarious because everyone else is probably up and out."
"Stop? Why? We're just having fun……a little too much fun…..but it's fun."
"I know Wolf…..but we should think about the ones were interested in……"
"…………………….." They both gave a moment of silence then they concluded, "Time's up……." Then they got back to…..you know
Ava's Room
"N-nothing….like…..hunger and starvation to ruin the day even though it hasn't really started yet…" Ava hopped out of bed. "Oh boy……might as well get out of here….." She struggled to get out of her room.
Sarge's Room
Sarge, like any other true bat was suspended upside down on the ceiling of her bedroom with her eyes closed.
Grrrrrrr……..
Grrrrrrr……..
GRRRRRRRRRRRR…………
"Man, this is ridiculous….two days and no food. Whoa-whoa!" Sarge became tipsy then her concentration broke and she fell onto the floor.
BAM!
"Oof!" She grunted then staggered up from the floor "Ow….."
"CAPTAIN!" The door opened widely and Rollinda and Ace barged in the room. "Uh….captain are you okay?"
"Yeah, yeah…..I'm fine….I….was….just doing some floor Pilates yeah, floor Pilates." She arched her back and made it crack.
"Yeeeah…….well…..Get this! I thought of a mastermind plan, if I do say so myself……Hee-hee!" She giggled with pride as she thought she earned a gold star or something.
"Alright, I'm listening……" Sarge sat on her bed. "Hey, close the door will ya Ace?"
"No problem Sarge……." Ace walked over to the door to close it.
Rollinda then started over again, "Ahem, now as you know we are putting Wolf O' Donnell under our jurisdiction and in order to seal the deal we have to get him to admit all those crimes right?"
"Right…….and your plan Roll?" Sarge inquired
"Okay, so tonight why don't we get him as well as any other criminal to play "Truth or Dare"? Huh? Huh? How bout it?"
"What in the world makes you think that someone as tough as Wolf would want to play this game?"
"Well, I believe we all know he has an interest in Ms. Zane, so we ask for her cooperation as well."
"Hmmmmmnnnn….." Sarge looked down and thought about it.
"Aw come on Captain, it's a great plan! It's a WONDERFUL plan…….IT'S THE BEST PLAN EVER!" She screamed
"………………….." (O.O) I do believe Roll needs to stop thinking so highly of herself. "Well, okay…..you set up the arrangements……if you screw up……I don't believe I can help you guys…..because it's Cornerian affairs.
"No problem!" She gave a thumbs up and smiled
"Say, Roll, shouldn't we inform A'Lou about our plan?" Ace asked
"SCREW HER! Come on Ace we must make this plan happen for us!" She stormed out of the room
Just then Sarge got up "Ace wait!"
"Yeah?"
"Is her craziness due to lack of food…..?"
"Could be that…….or she got laid. She seemed a little too happy for my good."
"Heh….I see….well, carry on Ace."
"Yeah, take care Sarge."
As Ace closed the door, Sarge's stomach growled once more and she flopped right back in her bed for a few more minutes.
Wolf's Bedroom
The couple was vast asleep after their very long adulterous affair. Kylette was the first one to wake up. She gently kissed him on the lips and said, "Hi Handsome! Good Afternoon!"
Wolf then woke up and said, "Huh? Oh, Hey yourself cutie……"
"Whoo….that was something else." She turned on her side to face him
"Yeah……Hey, Ky, I wanted to say this from the beginning. Can I ask you a favor?"
"Wolf? If it's about Zane, I promise I won't tell her……" Kylette got up out the bed "You really must have a thing for her. I admire that….." She gathered her clothes and put them on then tied on her robe.
"Thanks Ky…..I really appreciate it."
"No problem…..but I should thank you for the best hour of my life."
"Hour? Come on really, didn't it feel it like two?"
As she just headed out the door, she turned around and crawled on the bed, "Okay…Okay….the best hour and thirty minutes of my life." She kissed him on the lips again and got of the bed, "Bye Wolf……this is our little secret." She went out the door and left it at that.
"Man, she's my kinda girl……too bad she's into Fox, or I woulda took her for myself." Wolf then got out of bed and gathered some clothes so he could take yet another shower.
Mansion Main Room
"What's the big deal Rollinda? We are a team and if we don't inform A'Lou……she could ruin it for us." Ace pleaded
"No she won't……besides I'm not letting that bitch in on my fame and glory……Plus….this is CORNERIAN affairs not Fortunian……she can go jump off a bridge for all I care."
"Rollinda…..I can expect this out of you….." Ace hung his head low
"Yeah, well…….."
"Excuse me…." Panther interrupted "I believe I can help you two out……."
"Help us out with what?" Ace scratched his head
"The homicides……"
"Ah! You know something Caroso? Best to spill it while it's just the three of us." Or so I think……
"Well, let's just say there's a twin-tailed death dealer in this house right now……."
"What?" Rollinda's ears flopped back
"Ahem, there's double trouble with one of the Vice Girls……"
"I don't quite get what you're trying to say, elaborate."
"Tch…." Panther then sighed "Okay, a 19-year-old Titanian Fox thief beckons to kill more people."
"Ace……." Rollinda turned to him with eyes of concern "Do you understand what this fool is talking about? I clearly don't."
"GRRRRRRRRR…….LOOK!" Panther was getting the point out and at that time Kylette came out of the room and heard her name come out of Panther's mouth.
"What the…..?" She quietly walked to the bathroom and kept the door cracked so she could hear what they were talking about. "That son of a bitch! He's ratting me out……." She closed the door completely. "Now, I must kill this fool as well……by nightfall…..Now to come up with a plan….." She pondered to herself as she was getting ready to take her shower.
Mansion Main Room
"Now, you understand?" Panther asked
"Yeah, completely…….but in order for us to arrest her we hafta hear her confirm that she actually did it herself." Ace told him
" Yeah, well the "Truth Or Dare" seems like a good idea. Please, get Kylette arrested……she's probably planning her next kill right now."
"Yeah yeah……we got you covered…..just go back to your room and pretend like nothing happened….."
"Okay…..thank you both."
"It's our duty to protect and serve……think nothing of it." Rollinda assured. "Ace, it's late afternoon, you think now's a good time for me to get Zane's help?"
"Yeah…..go for it. I'm staying downstairs for your queue."
"Okay….." Rollinda went into Zane's room as Ace went downstairs.
Leon's Room
"Ah, another horrid day without food……tch…..well, I guess I'll go downstairs…….yeah….." Leon got up from his late sleeping and exited his room.
Zane's Room
"Okay…..so you're saying that you want me to coax Wolf into playing Truth Or Dare? Well, I don't see anything wrong with that……Count me in…."
"Thank you Ms. Godhand…..your help is truly appreciated. If you like we are gonna start in a few minutes…..Come downstairs with me?"
"Okay….let's do this then….." Both Zane and Rollinda left the room.
Mansion Main Room—Half an Hour later……..
Rollinda, Ace, and Zane were all downstairs and it was the time of dusk. Rollinda was the first one to speak, "GEEZ! I AM REALLY BORED!"
"Roll….you don't hafta scream….." Ace tapped her on the shoulder
"Well this is how you draw the crowd Ace……" Rollinda whispered then reganed her loudness, "I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING WE COULD DO…….LIKE A GAME OR SOMETHING…….RIGHT ACE? RIGHT ZANE?"
"YEAH!" They both replied
"SAY?" Zane asked "WHAT TYPE OF GAME SHOULD WE PLAY?"
Kylette jumped out of nowhere from the second floor…… "Oh! I know! I KNOW! It's a really fun game……"
"Huh? Beat it kid…..I'm scripting this….." Rollinda said
"Tch……please…..I know of an even better game……" Sol flew downstairs. "Well, not a game but a magic trick……it's really cool…..you wanna see it?"
"Yeah!" Ace smiled
"Ace! We are doing something here…….Have you forgotten?"
"But I wanna see the magic trick……."
"Yeah…..sorry Roll….but I wanna see too." Zane said
"Tch…..fine, show us your little magic trick so that we can get on with the game."
"Okay……First of all, I am going to need a spoon or something…..I'll be right back." Sol walked towards the kitchen
"ALRIGHT!" Kylette screamed " A MAGIC TRICK! SOL'S GUNNA DO A MAGIC TRICK EVERYONE COME ON!"
Everyone else peeked there heads out and then they all came downstairs within a few seconds later.
"What's going on?" Wolf asked
"Yeah, what's with all the ruckus…..?" Falco was curious too.
Kylette became all jittery "Sit, sit! Gather round everyone! Sol's going to do a magic trick! Isn't it cool?"
A'Lou gave Kylette a stern look, "If she can make food pop out of nowhere I will call her messiah…………"
"Maybe she can….Maybe she can't but let's just see……" Ava said with a smile
"Ahem….I'm back everyone! Whoa……" She stopped in front of everyone "I didn't know everyone was going to come down…..oh well…….Now, as you can see, I have a spoon in my hand……" She shows the spoon to let everyone see it.
"No shit, Sol……." Falco commented
"Falco, if I hear another comment out of you…….I will perform a vanishing trick with this spoon involving your ass……" Sol then continued "Now, who in here wants to see some hypnotism?"
"……………….." Nobody responded
Sol gave a nervous chuckle, "Why with all the silence……?"
"That's what we were going to hear about? Some lame hypno crap…….? Hmph….." Zane scoffed
"Just for that…..you can be my first volunteer….." Sol said
"Tch….whatever….." Zane said with attitude
"Take a seat Zane….." Sol pulled up a chair in front of everyone and Zane did just that. on looking at the spoon and only the spoon….." Sol moved the spoon from left to right and right to left…..in a continuous motion. Zane's eyes followed it's every movement. "Now you are getting sleepy……very…..very….sleepy….your eyelids are becoming more and more heavy……on the count of three….you will be consumed into a deep sleep. One….."
"This is so stupid and pointless this will never work……."
"Two……."
"Why do you even bother Sol…..this is a retarded trick…..just to let you know….."
"Three!" With the snap of her fingers Zane immediately went to sleep
"Zzzzzzz………..Zzzzzzzz………Zzzzzzzzz……….Zzzzzzzzz……" Zane was in a deep slumber
"Okay, now Zane……On the count of three I want you to……."
Wolf interrupted "Have sex with Wolf O'Donnell……"
Sol threw the spoon and it hit Wolf directly on the forehead
"Ow!"
"Silence back there!" She retorted "Ahem……I want you to pretend that you are a cheerleader. One…….Two……Three!"
Zane immediately got up and had a big smile on her face, "READY! OKAY! GO TEAM GO! WE MUSTN'T LET THEM SCORE! D-E-F!" She claps three times "E-N-S-E!" She claps four times "DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE! YAAAAAAY TEAM! WHOO!" She hits a split in front of everyone
"………………………." (O.O)
"Enough Zane……take a seat……and on the count of three…..you will become normal….as if this never happened. One…….Two…..Three!"
Zane woke up "Like I said……this will never work…..thanks for wasting three seconds of my life Sol…..I want them back."
Everyone else clapped while Zane took her seat back in the crowd. "What the hell are you guys clapping for?"
"Ahem…..next….do I have another volunteer?"
"Me me MEEE! I wanna be homogenized!" Kylette screamed out loud
"Hypnotized……Hypnotized Ky……" Sol corrected
"Come on! Do Me! DO MEEE!" She jumped up and down her spot
"Ahem….who was thinking dirty thoughts when she said that?" Falco asked and all the guys raised their hands
"Weeelllll……. Okay! Come on and have a seat!" She patted the chair
"YAY!" She ran up to the chair and took a seat
"Now, Wolf may I have my spoon back?" Sol turned back to the crowd
"Yeah, here….." He got up and put it in her hand.
"Thank you…..okay! Now, Kylette…..I want you to focus on the spoon….and only the spoon."
"Okay!" She kept her concentration on the spoon
"Now, your eyes are getting sleepy…..very very sleepy…….Your eyelids are weighing heavy……On the count of three you will be in a deep sleep…..One……Two….Three!" Sol snapped her fingers and Kylette went into a deep deep sleep as well. "Okay…..now on the count of three…..you are going to be….a….a….Spanish Bullfighter! One……Two…..Three!"
Kylette immediately got up and started prancing around she grabbed a nearby cloth and began to speak, "Oye! Toro! TORO!" She kept leaping from side to side as she thought she was actually in a bull fight…… "Como aprisa...Pero no aprisa bastante…..Hahaha!" (How quick…….But not quick enough!)
"Ole!" Ava yelled out loud, clapped and giggled
"Hmmm….?" She turned her head towards Ava "Aye……Que Bonita Senorita!"(That pretty lady) She walked over towards Ava.
"H-Huh?" (O.O) Ava looked confused "Uh, Ky…..what are you doing seriously?"
"No no no…….Deje nuestros toungues hacer todo el hablar, mi amor……" (Let our tongues do all the talking my love……)
"Why does she look like that? Uhhhh……Kylette…..please stop…..Stop right there that's just fine….Hehehehehe….."Ava chuckled, but it ceased when Kylette was kneeling right beside her.
Then Kylette spoke again with broken heavy accented English, "Do not break love's fate….." She then gently pushed Ava to the floor then she made out with her.
"……………………….." (O.O) All the girls and Leon stood straight forward as they looked away but the guys…….the guys……they were rather encouraging it.
Tears came out of Falco's eyes, "It's so beautiful……….two cute girls making out in front of our eyes……isn't it something brother…..?"
"Yeah……" Ace put his hand over his younger brother's shoulder. "It surely is….."
"Sol….do something!" Zane told her
"Uh…..um……Kylette…..wake up…..WAKE UP!" Sol clapped her hands once and Kylette stopped mid kissing and pulling off her friend and teammates clothes.
"…………………………."(O.O) Kylette kept her face of horror and simply took her seat back in the crowd. Ava looking like she's mentally disturbed for a good while, got up as well and fixed her clothes right and all the guys groaned.
"Well, that ends the magic trick……." Sol blushed extremely
"SO!" Rollinda just jumped in front of everyone like nothing happened. "Why don't we play a game? Come on……the night's young!"
"Well……what should we play?" A'Lou asked
"Ooh! Ooh! I know! How about this fun kissing game?" Kylette jumped up
"NOOO!" Ava screamed then she shook violently "The horror…..THE HORROR!"
"Don't worry Ava…….I won't get on top of you…..I dunno how I did though…..Oh well! So how about it guys? It'll be fun trust me!"
Wolf gave a perverted smile "Count me in….."
"ME TOOO! AS LONG AS I GET TO KISS AVA!" Andrew raced out of the bathroom and down to were everyone was at
"Heheheheehehehe……" Sarge held in her laugh, "Okay sure…..why not…..?"
"Okay the rules are simple……Someone's going to turn off the lights and then we find someone to kiss, you have to keep kissing them until the lights come on them you let go! Easy enough? Okay…..who's got lights?"
"I will….." Rollinda said
"Alright then Everyone, SPREAD OUT! Just to make it fair…….and interesting."
Everyone walked to the far walls of the Mansion Main Room, upon arriving there Wolf purposely bumped into Zane
"Watch it Wolf!"
"Tch…..sorry…..sorry….." Wolf walked away
"Hmph……" Hey, my tail's a little damp……
"Okay, everyone ready…….we get 3 seconds to find someone okay? Rollinda…..hit the lights!"
Rollinda did just that and in a matter everyone was frantically looking for someone. Chaos was indeed present. Constant swear words could be heard and nothing but pitch darkness was around them.
"Okay!" Rollinda said, "Time's UP!" She hit the light switch again and everyone was swamping spit with someone else.
First to let go was Sol and Panther…….
"Rowrrrr……Sol…….you are so good at this kissing….."
"Yeah, and yours could use some work."
"Hah-hah……Hey that hurts……"
Next was Fox and Ava………..
"Oh, Fox……" She blushed "I'm sorry….."
"Huh? There's nothing to apologize for……The kiss was quite good."
"Really? Thank you so much!" Ava blushed even worse
Afterwards was Zane and Wolf
"Oh……" She moaned then opened her eyes to see Wolf "Hmmmmm……Who would have thought?"
"Yeah, who would have thought that love and fate were on our side? Especially with a small vile of cologne to help see us through…."
"YOU CHEATER! You used cologne on my tail to track me down!"
"Only for you Zane…….." Wolf touched her face
"Ugh….you make me sick sometimes."
Then came Ace and Sarge
"Wow…..that was something else….." Sarge looked at Ace
"Yeah……"
Leon and Falco stopped afterwhile
"UGH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOL!" Falco was in total uproar
"Yeah, you mistake me for a female a lot of times…….I wonder what that means? –strange noise-…….Doesn't that bring back memories?"
"Leon……I am seriously going to kill………." Falco stopped in mid sentence to look at the next couple kissing. Oh thank you Lord……
Surprisingly Kylette and A'Lou were next to last
As soft moans were coming from both ladies, all the guys except Andrew and Leon were looking at the two girls holding each other. A couple of more seconds into it and the gently let go of each other and opened their eyes.
"………………….." (O.O) A'Lou looked in pale shock as she saw Kylette stare back at her in the same way.
From thoughts of incest to displays of homosexuality…….A'Lou what do you hafta say for yourself now?
DAMMIT! I Kissed two girls……..That's not good.
And the last couple was Andrew and…..a wall…….
"Oh yeah!" He mumbled "I love you too Ava! Mmmmm…..Mmmmmm……you are the best kisser in the world……I LOVE YOU AVA! I WANT TO MAAARRYY YOOUUU!" He kept saying while he was kissing.
Ava had this annoyed look on her face and she went up to Andrew who was too busy making up to the wall "Andrew……? Andrew……?"
"Ava…..no no no…….don't leave me hanging……Ava…..Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm……you are doing great."
"Andrew?" She started tapping him on the shoulder
"Hmmmmm?" A big trail of spit led from the wall to his mouth as he looked at her "HMMMMMMM? Ava……I……I…….UNCLE ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!" He ran up the stairs and back into the bathroom in embarrassment.
"Oh okay……" She went back into the crowd
"NOW! It's time for some real FUN! Whaddya say guys?" Rollinda said with a smile
"…………." Everyone rolled their eyes and complained and moaned that they were tired
"That's it……..We are going to play "Truth Or Dare" and that's what goes down. No questions."
"Hell No……." A'Lou said
"WHAT?"
"You heard her…….in fact you heard all of us…..we're tired and we all had enough games for tonight." Wolf said
Zane decided to help Roll out, by sitting on Wolf's lap and stroking his head, "Oh come on Wolf……a little "Truth Or Dare" wouldn't hurt……besides if you're a good boy, I'll dare you to………." She whispered something in his ear.
"Oh! Well, hehehehehehehe……yeah, I'll play…..I'll play it Roll." Wolf said as he looked at Zane get off his lap.
"Well then it's settled…….let's all sit in a circle and……"
"Like I said, Hell no……." A'Lou said again. on A'Lou, what's one more game gonna hurt?" Wolf lightly touched his sister on the shoulder.
She immediately slapped his hand, "Don't touch me you perv……."
"What?" Wolf looked confused, What the fuck? This girl was jumping on me yesterday now she wants to act like this when I barely touch her…….she's got real bad issues……Let me just leave her alone. "Whatever kid…….I didn't mean anything by it."
"That's right, you better not mean anything about it……Hmph…" A'Lou turned her head away from Wolf
"Okay!" Rollinda smiled "Now, let's all sit in a circle and do this thing! I'll start!" Everyone got up and formed in a circle "Ahem……..Wolf……Truth or Dare?"
"Dammit….why me first……?" He groaned
"Choose!" She lightly urged him
"Okay…..um……Dare……."
"Well, I dare you to……answer this question!"
"Well that's just like saying Truth……"
"Shut up and listen…….Did you ever commit any felonies from Venom to Fortuna?"
"For a receptionist you are pretty quirky………"
"Yeah? Oh, um…..well, I'm just interested that's all……..now answer the question…" Then she turned to Sarge, "Sarge……."
Sarge immediately got up from her seat and grabbed Wolf's right arm
"What the hell?" He yelled out loud
"It's just to verify what you say is true that's all…….."
"Sarge……what are you doing…?"
"It's a reflex check…….almost like me acting as a polygraph test."
"Sarge, is Rollinda actualliy a cop?" Wolf asked her in a hushed tone
"Yes……." She replied in the same manner "Okay, answer the question O'Donnell….."
"Hmmmm……Yes……Now, it's my turn."
"He told the truth……" Sarge informed Rollinda
"Ah-hah! But, I can only ask one question at a time……Shit!"
"Well we just gotta keep this game going enough so that you can finish your interrogation."
"Yeah……"
"Okay, Zane, Truth or Dare?"
"Hmmmmm……Dare."
"Bold girl……." Wolf smiled "Why don't we conduct this in my room?"
"Okay……." They both get up and head upstairs
"Zane you traitor!" Rollinda whispered to her
"I'm sorry babe, but I did keep my end of the bargain……you never said how long you wanted him here"
"Ooh……." She growled as Zane and Wolf went upstairs
"Well that leaves Fox since he sat next to Zane, Fox pick somebody for Truth or Dare." Rollinda said
"Okay, Kylette………."
"Oh Fox! Hee-Hee! Yes?"
"T-Truth or Dare?"
"Ah, Truth!"
Yes! Thank the heavens now I can ask her what I been wanting to ask her ever since yesterday…….. "Ahem, Kylette…….Do you think I'm fat now?"
"WHAT? Is that what you wanna ask me? Well, to tell the truth no compared to last time. I apologize Foxie……..You aren't or were never fat…….Now, you just got a massive forehead (Thank you SMD!)...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" She laughs out loud "Look out! It's not a fourhead…..It's a FIVEHEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"-sniff sniff- YOU BITCH! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" He runs off upstairs to his room. And slams the door shut.
"Well, that means I'm up next……"Kylette said "And I choose…….Panther! Hee-hee-hee! Truth or Dare?"
"Ah-erm-uh……Dare!" He immediately shouts
"Ooh! I like that, bold……..Hmmmmm……I dare you to come with me……" Kylette gets up and walks towards the kitchen.
"Hmmmm…..o-okay….." Panther got up Maybe it won't be so bad….. Then he followed her into the kitchen.
"Man, this game sucks……." Falco said "Everybody's getting laid when they say Dare…….Hmmmmm…..Say Sol?"
She instantly replied "Truth……"
"Fuck………Well, I dare everyone else to go to bed."
"I'll take that….."A'Lou got up and headed upstairs
"Me too……" Sol flew upstairs
"Right behind ya….." Sarge flew up as well
Ace tapped his brother on the shoulder, "Hey, let's get some shut eye…..it's late." Both Falcons went upstairs
"I agree!" Ava goes upstairs "Good night everyone!"
"Waaaaaaaahh……." Rollinda groaned "I didn't get the answers that I want! What was the point in that? Ohh…..if I keep screwing around…..I'll never get the right to throw O'Donnell in jail……..GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I must come up with another genius plan I must!" Rollinda went upstairs leaving Kylette and Panther by themselves.
In The Kitchen………
"Well Panther…….do you know why I wanted you to come in here so bad?"
"-Gulp-because you want to kill me……."
"Hee-hee-hee!" She held in her laugh "Why would you think that?" She smiled
"Because…..because you don't like me….."
"What? Are you kidding me? I think you're hot! And I want you……..most definitely."
"Really?" Panther's eyes widened
"Yeah!" She backed up into a kitchen drawer and had her hand on the handle. "Now, why don't you come over here and give me a kiss, sexy?"
"Rowr……okay….."Panther marched towards the young fox and they started kissing each other. Kylette turned Panther onto the drawers then backed up a couple of steps so she could pull the drawer out more. She leaned forward to see what she was going to pull out.
Ah! Perfect…….Just what I needed.
They kept kissing until Kylette pulled away.
"What's wrong, my lady?"
"I know….Panther……I know everything….."
"Know Everything? What are you talking about?"
"I know, you opened your big mouth to those cops……."
"Wha-WHAT? Are you talking about, I never……"
"Save it……." She replied coldly
"Kylette, if you think that you are going to get away with it……" He notices Kylette moving back towards the drawer "You are mistaken……I can't let you get away with Krystal's murder…….anybody else, I don't care but Krystal……that's the wrong one….."
"Well you figured me out….yes, I am the murderer, I killed Slippy and Krystal……but, before all of this is over or even the next day begins, I say to myself…..what's one more body in the bag since I been ratted out?"
"You wouldn't……." Panther took several steps back
"Oh yes, I would…….." She reaches her hand in the drawer and pulls out a knife
"AH! AH! Someone Help! AAAAAAAH!" Panther started to run but then
THUD! His body fell to the floor as a knife was found in his back.
"Why do they make it so hard for me…..? Tch Tch Tch…..Panther…..I wasn't even thinking about killing you….but, when you mess with my name, you pay the ultimate price……."
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr………
"Ohh…….My stomach….."Kylette clutched her stomach before she was going to get the Grim Reaper to get Panther's fresh corpse. "I……I…..can't function right…..I need some time to think……."
2 Hours later…..
An aroma filled the house…….
DING! The timer went off and Kylette opened the oven door and suddenly the eleven other members flocked the kitchen.
"Food……" They all murmured and drooled
"Yup! Could you believe I caught this big……ah…..chicken? It was roaming the garden! It may be a bit bland but……."
"WHO CARES?" Falco butted in
"Yeah! Let's eat!" Wolf said
"Okay!" Kylette didn't argue and she set out the roasted meat on the counter top and served everyone a healthy portion
Kylette observed everyone eat and she decided to dig in herself…..Yum yum……Never knew that Panther tasted so good once you bake him right…….Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Sorry GR, but this is one corpse you won't get your hands on……..
End Of Day Three
Sol-Ratcht's Commentary
Hahahahaha……Sorry I took forever……Hahahahaha! Again I thank all of you for reviewing so far! Thank you thank you thank you! And Check out the next chapter...don't worry it'll come sooner than this update will…..Day Four Away!
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