Here I am appearing in the actual story (Whee! I'm so excited!) "Ahem, Hello readers, what you are about to witness occurred approximately eight days ago. That's right on April Fools Day, a time where pranks, tricks and jokes were common. Also, it was a time where all was just fun and games. Well not last week…..You see, on April Fools day, there was an incident….An incident I'd like to call…..
"THE JOKE THAT WENT TOO FAR!"-echo-
"On the Twi…..What the hell?"
-Background Music-
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
My fair la---……
"STOOOOP!"-Record scratches- "That is not the music for the Twilight Zone. Could you please cue up the correct music please?"
"Sorry!" Somebody in the back yelled
-Twilight Zone Theme-
"Thank you! That's more I like it! Now, where was I? Ah yes. On The TWILIGHT ZONE!-echo- MUAHAHAHAHAH!(Supposedly Sinister laugh) AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!-cough cough- HACK! HACK! ARGH! HACK!" I started choking (I know, great huh?)
Another person yells from backstage, "Someone hurry and get Miss Saporro a bottle of water!"
"-coughwheeze- Hurry……..-cough- UP!" Tears are flooding out of my eyes. (That's the sign when I'm about to die.)
"Miss Sol! Here you are! Catch!" Someone tossed me a bottle of water
I caught and opened it within a flash took a sip and stopped choking. "That's much better! Whew!"
"Shall we do another take Miss Saporro?"
"No, I think they got the picture and the frame already. Let's just go on with the story."
Last Week……
Zane's Room
The female lupine sat on her bed as she was wide awake. She simply yawned as the sun was already beating down on her eyes. "Hmmmm…..that funeral was something else. In fact I don't think that there will be anything as obscene as that event was. But there's something about today, even though the day just started I already feel like something bad is going to happen…..Then again it may just be my pessimistic attitude." Zane got up from her bed and left the room
Mansion Main Room
Zane walked down the hallway only to see Sol sitting on the rail. Zane simply approached her and said, "Hey, Sol what are you doing up this early?"
"Oh Good Morning Zane, How are you…?" She had a warm and simple smile.
"Whoa…..this is a first. You actually being nice and polite to me out of all people."
"Yeah, well……" She hops off the rail "When you can snap people's neck's like twigs I tend to be a little bit nicer to them so that I live to see another day at least."
"Hmmmmm……." She sounds a little offended "Anyways, why are you up so early? You usually are a late sleeper."
"Well, this week has been a real eye opener so far and I don't trust all these other people we live around. I especially don't want to get caught up today. Heh….nooooo not today."
"What's up with you Sol? And what's the big deal about today?"
"Hello?" Sol's eyes widened "Did you not bring a calendar into view in your head? It's April Fools Day. Also, it's……"
Zane gasped "OH NO! OH NO! OH NO NO NO! HELL NO!"
"SHIT!" Sol exclaimed too "SHIT SHIT SHIT!"
Then both girls yelled looking up at the ceiling "IT'S KYLETTE'S BIRTHDAY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The Misunderstood Asylum
Chapter Six
Day Five: Kylette the Supreme April fool
"Hey! What the hell is going on here?" Wolf peaked his head out of his room
"Yeah? Why with all the noise ladies?" Fox woke up too
"You two come here….NOW!" Zane hushed her voice
"Okay….."They both shrugged their shoulders and went over to the two girls.
"Today is a rather…….bad day." Zane started off
"Yeah, you see today is Kylette's Birthday."
"Oh, really?" Wolf shot a brow "So then what's the big deal?"
Fox smiled "Yeah, let's go sing happy birthday to her."
"NO!" Sol ceased him "But, if both of your memories serve you short, in which I really believe, then you would know that its April Fools……"
"Oh yeah, it is April Fools….." Fox scratched his head
"Hmph….I swear…..if she were born a day before or after…..I'd call her retarded." Wolf said
"Hey!" Fox snarled
"Now now…..Settle down boys….." Zane said "Now that you know that, this is going to be one of the shittiest days of this house."
"Not necessarily." Wolf said "Maybe we could get her instead of her pulling off a traditional prank."
"That's nice but we don't know what the hell to do to counter act with whatever she plans to do. But I like the way you think." Zane nodded her head
Sol looked out of the nearby windows of the Main room "Hmmmm….the sun's fully risen. Let's go into Zane's room so we can talk more."
"Hold up…..why does it have to be my room?"
"Because it's the furthest away from Kylette's room."
"Oh yeah. Come on you guys……" Everyone went back into Zane's Room
Kylette's Room
The birthday girl woke up all of a sudden and jumped out of bed, -joyous music accompanies her-
Happy Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday me!
Happy Happy Birthday!
I'm full of joy and glee!
I can't believe it in my eyes
It's a wonder and a surprise
That I turned the big two-oh!
Out of the bedroom door here I go! –music changes-
She kicks down the door and continues with her song
Go Shawty its mah berfday!
I'm gonna party like its mah berfday!
I don't even know the song but its mah berfday!
And I don't give a fu—(bleep) cause it's mah berfday! (Edited for the kiddies! XP)
Zane's Room
"And that's just what happened in the past….." Zane finishes "Oh SHIT! I think she's up already. Everyone hide!"
Just as everyone is about to move guess who comes in?
"HIIIII EVERYBODY!"
"AH!" Everyone screams
"Hi Kylette…."
"Yeah, hey kid…."
"Good morning."
"What's wrong with you all? And another thing, why are you all in this room? Is something going on here, or maybe about to go on?"
"An orgy….." Wolf said
"Really?" She asks and then looks at Fox "And Fox you weren't gonna invite me?"
Zane rolled her eyes "No! That's not why we are all here. Ummm…..we just had something to discuss nothing much really. And to tell you "Happy Birthday KY!"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Everyone else screams
"You remembered! Thank you all so much well, I gotta go. I'm still in my pajamas! Hee-hee! Okay well, bye now!" Kylette walks out
"Bye!" Sol and Fox waved
"Yeah, Bye….." Zane and Wolf had sort of sour faces
"Okay so where was I?" Zane continued
Mansion Main Room
"Hehehehehe…..All of them are potential candidates for my genius plan. HAR HAR HAR! AH HEEHEEHEEHEEE! But first I need some shaving cream. Hmmmm….where to get some?" She looked around towards the bathroom
Zane's Room
"So, are we clear on all that….?"
"Yup!" Fox nodded
"Ch'eh…." Wolf's version of whatever. "Anyways, how about the orgy ladies…minus the pup?"
Zane and Sol looked at each other then smiled, "You know Wolf, that's not a bad idea."
"Yeah, I mean, why not have a little fun before we deal with Kylette?" Sol smiled
"REALLY?" Wolf got all excited
"Mmmm-Hmmm." Zane laughed "Fox, could you excuse us please?"
"Okay….." Fox left the room with a wrinkled face Damn it……
"Now, as for you Mr. O'Donnell…..take off your clothes right this instant."
"Yes, ma'am!" Wolf had that greasy smile on his face as he quickly wore only his boxers
"Sol, "dispose" of these……The way that we are going to be at it, it'll probably be half a day."
"Oh okay….." Sol grabbed the clothing "Be right back." And she stepped out of the room
"Hey wait where is she going?" Wolf was about to stop her but Zane touched his shoulder
"You, don't worry about her…..Pay attention only to me for now, I want to get at least a good one-on-one session even if it's only for two minutes.
"Oh, I see…..Well, in that case, I'm all yours."
"That's good to know….." Zane and Wolf lightly kissed each other
Mansion Main Room
Sol just finished "putting away" the clothes and spotted Fox and Kylette talking. Hmmm….I wonder what they are talking about? Oh well, never mind, I better get back if I'm going to get in on the action. Sol then decided to fly over to the room to save more time.
Upon arriving there she heard two knocks on the lower part of the door.
Zane's Room
"Zane, we've been kissing for a long time now and you still have on your clothes. When are we going to do it?"
"Soon my love, very soon I hope Sol heard that…..I just love kissing you that's all." Then they started to kiss some more
A light knock was heard, then Sol opened the door. "Ah-ha! I see you two couldn't wait without me."
"Don't worry Sol. You didn't miss out on much." Zane decided to put turn Wolf away from Sol then she mouthed out something else to her. Sol smiled and Zane continued, "Being that it's April Fools and all, it would be a really mean thing to do if we were playing jokes on each other with the harsh living conditions of this house eh Sol…..?"
Sol shifted her body a little "Yeah……"
"Oh, Wolf! I can't wait! I'm so in the mood and everything!" Zane clutches Wolf and wraps one leg around Wolf's midsection
"Whoa…..we're a little frisky this morning……"
"Before we make Three's Company, I just want to tell you one thing."
'
"Huh? What's that baby?"
Zane's muzzle is near his ear and she seductively whispers, "I wanted to tell you……April Fools."
"What?" Wolf flicked his ears
Zane pushed Wolf off of her and with such gracefulness; he tripped backwards on Sol's extended leg. (Who would have thought?) "I never intended to have sex with you and neither did Sol, Cyclops…..HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Zane laughs loud and proud as she closes the door
"Ooh! That bitch……" Wolf snarls while on his
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wolf didn't get any…..Wolf didn't get any….." Fox and Kylette laughed from afar
Kylette keeps going, "Hey Wolf? I like your boxers! Is that the new fashion statement? P-Polka dots? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" She points out his (cute) red dotted boxers.
"Heeheehee!" Fox is just giggling like a little schoolgirl.
"Hey Wolf, look! Up up and Away! It's a bird; it's a plane, NO! It's your clothes stuck on the ceiling! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" She's obviously having too much fun with it as she points and looks at the clothes being suspended on the chandelier of the Mansion Main Room "Hey, Wolf! I got an idea! Why don't you put on some loincloth and do a Tarzan to get your clothes down? That's sounds fun right? Right? AHHHH-AHAAAAAAA-AHAHAHAHAHA!"-imitating Tarzan-
I wish I had a camera….. "Heeheheheheeheheheh!" Fox couldn't hold it much longer.
Wolf cranks his head towards the couple "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO!"
Sol tried to take small steps to try to make it back into her room. Wolf turned his head and saw the bat girl head on.
"And as for you……" Wolf gets up from the floor
"Oh shit….." She mutters and turns around
"I oughta get you for this. You know, I'm a feared man, a mercenary…..not something to be made fun of." He sounds serious. "I keep that reputation and I honor it."
"-gulp- Look, it was just a joke Wolf, lighten up." Sol backed up.
"If it's such a joke, then why are you acting all coy about it?" Wolf came closer to her
"Uh….. I think I left something in my room. I'll be back, then we can talk about it and stuff."
"Oh no need, we can talk in my room."
"That-that's quite alright……" Sol was so close to her room all she had to do was to reach the doorknob and she was home free.
"Gahhh…..I can't wait much longer….." He takes two more steps and grabs Sol by the hand
"No no no! What are you doing? Let me go…..LET ME GO THIS INSTANT!"
"I said we were going to talk in my room. And do a little more than talking……Hehehehe….Oh O'Donnell my boy you are the typical genius." Wolf pulled her hand more roughly
Sol tries to latch on to the floor, fly away, dig her nails into the wall but Wolf is still stronger than her and he pulls her like a rag doll. "No Wolf, I know what you want with me……And I'm telling you for your own good, let me go right now."
"Hahahahhaa…….I usually don't follow orders I make them, so much for your rebelliousness." Wolf and Sol arrived at his room "Come on, Sol, you've been a bad girl and now, I get to punish you. Heeheeheehee!" I guess I can have one without the other…..
"Wolf! I…..I…..Oh forget it….." I never had sex before….might as well, let a sexy guy make it my first. Sol and Wolf went into the room and did the horizontal whatchamacallit…..
Kylette and Fox simply looked at Wolf's room door.
"……………" (O.o)
Kylette decided to break the silence, "So, Fox…..where was that shaving cream again?"
Ava's Room
"Oh boy, Kylette's birthday is today……Aye…..I really want this day to pass so quickly." Ava nervously gets out of bed and puts a robe over her pajamas. It seems our bright, cheery and optimistic rabbit has a sullen look on her face that could kill a whole garden off.
Ava's always been the primary target of April Fools day, because she's so easy to fool. Ever since the years she's known Kylette she always falls for everyone of her tricks.
"Well, I guess I could get ready." She sighs and gathers some clothes from her suitcase. As she closes it, she opens it really quickly….. "Hmmmm….." Then she walks towards the closet and opens it really quickly "Ohh! Hmmmm….." Nothing there and she grabs a pair of shoes.
Then she walks while turning in a full circle to check everything out. Nothing wrong with her room so she opens the door and steps out and then she closes the door
Then the door opens again "HA! Oh, whew….."
Mansion Main Room
Ava's eyes narrowed as she surveyed the area. Nothing seems out of the order here. I guess it's safe to move along.
She moved towards the row of bathrooms. And she knocked on the first bathroom. "Hello? Anyone in here?"
"AVA! IS THAT YOU AVA? MY SWEET SWEET AVA!" Andrew yelled
"Oh Andrew……I thought you were dead because you never said anything else after the third day."
"Well, no…..I was just sleeping the whole time."
"Oh okay…..well, I'm going to be on my way now….."
"Ava! WAIT!" His voice cracked
"Hmmm?"
"Marry me…."
"No Andrew……"And she when away from the first bathroom
Second Bathroom
"Heeheehee! Here she comes!" Kylette squealed "This oughta be good……"
Mansion Main Room
Ava then went to the second bathroom and knocked on the door "Hello? Anyone there?"
"Yeah! Go away I'm busy……"
"Oh Kylette, I'm sorry. I'll just go to the next bathroom."
"Oh okay! Just don't bother me!"
"What are you doing Kylette?"
"I said…..ARGH! UGH! OWWWWWWWWW!"
"Oh my GOD! Kylette are you okay……..?" Ava gasped as she set her clothes down on the floor
"I…….Friggin…….Cut……Myself……..UGH!"
"WHAT?" Ava screamed "WHAT WERE YOU DOING KY?"
"Shaving my excess forearm hair."
"Hey…..you don't have excess forearm hair……" Ava pouted
"Yes, I do……I just use gel to pat it down."
"Oh so is that the trick…..? I ought to try that sometime." Ava smiled
"Yeah, it saves a lot of…….. BLOAAAAARGH!"
"Kylette! I'm going to get some help okay?"
"NO! NO! I DON'T WANT……TO CAUSE ANY MORE……..UGH!"
Ava leaned on the door "KYLETTE WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T EXCITE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE WHEN DEALING WITH A CUT OKAY?"
"YEARGH!"
Ava gasped as Kylette clearly sounded like a monster from behind the door. She didn't know what to do so she panicked and by that time……
"UWAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
BAM! Kylette kicked the door down
"GRAAAAOOOOOOOOH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! KYLETTE HAS RABIES!" Ava screamed so loud the whole house shook.
"NRAAAAAAAAARRR………RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!" Kylette was "foaming" out of the mouth and she clearly sold the rabid girl act. "Fresh meat………RARARARARAAAAAAAWR! GROOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The shaving cream managed to drip down occasionally
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY!" Ava took off running and Kylette followed behind her.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!" Ava kept screaming as she ran down the hallway "SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Kylette kept running and noticed something Oh shit…..this cheap crappy ass shaving cream……. It was already drying up on her fur. Oh well, good thing I brought the can with me.
She quickly shook up the can and sprayed a little more on her face.
"Huh?" Ava thought she heard correctly a can going off.
"Oh, uh…..GRAAAAAAARRRRRRR!"
"AHHHHHHH!" She kept screaming
Falco opened his door and Ava ran past him. "Morning Ava."
"MOOOOOOOORNING FALLLLLCOOOOOO!" Her voice trailed off as she ran further away.
"Okay….. What's her rush?" Falco then spotted Kylette right behind her. "Oh Morning Ky!"
"GRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR…..RAWR RAWR RAWR!" She simply said
"Ooooookay……Never mind" Falco simply closes his door and minds his own business.
"-cough wheeze pant wheeze-………………" Ava was becoming out of breath and she made a run for her room.
Sweet salvation for Ava she was able to make it and close the door. Poor girl, she barely made it to her bed as she slumped on it wheezing.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"BLOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOO!" Kylette howled
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Ava screamed as she edged up on the bed. "PLEASE KYLETTE DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME? IT'S YOUR FRIEND AVA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
BAM! BAM! BAM! Kylette was able to kick the door down this time.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Ava almost had the coloring scared off of her
"ROOOOOOOOO! ARGH ARGH! BLAHAGAGAGAGAAGGAGAAGGA!" Kylette ran up to Ava, but Ava jumped over her head and made a run for it past the door.
Damn she can jump high. "YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA! ARRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOWWW!" Kylette ran out the door as well.
Ava still wheezing and running ran down the stairs and saw Kylette right behind her. "PLEASE!-wheeze wheeze- leave me ALONE!" She barely managed to scream
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
Ava decided to run for the kitchen, and she closed the door behind her.
"NNNNNNRRRRRRRRNN……" Kylette groaned as she faced the door
"Please…..boo-hoo-hoo! Just go away! PLEASE!" Ava cried out as she huddled in a corner
"Hmph……" Kylette walked away and headed up the stairs "Heeheehee! That was a classic in the making….." She smiled
A'Lou finally woke up after all that commotion. "Man, was a messed up night that was…..Oh holy mother of crap!" A'Lou saw the "rabid" Kylette ascending the stairs. A'Lou ran off to get Sarge and Rollinda.
"Yawn…..When should I tell her April Fools? Hmmmm……Oh hey A'Lou, hey……"
WHAP!
Rollinda gave Kylette a nasty uppercut to the face
"Come on we got to notify the local hospital of a rabid outbreak. We're not letting you stay here Ky if you got the rabies."
"No no…..it's a misunderstanding."
"Now Ky, I know you are trying to cover up the fact that you have Rabies and that's perfectly normal. But let's face it, you have to forfeit the contest." Sarge nodded her head "It's for the best dear."
"No seriously guys, I do not have rabies….." She laughs nervously "Now you can let me go."
"A'Lou, go call the ambulance. Tell them we have an outbreak on our hands." Sarge ordered
"WHAT? NO NO NO! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!" She tried to squirm free.
"DO NOT RESIST!" Rollinda yelled as she and Sarge kept restrain on her
A'Lou went downstairs to use the telephone. She dialed the three magical numbers and asked for the ambulance.
As that was going on Zane came out of her room, she saw the ruckus that was going on. "Hey! What are you guys doing with Ky?"
"She had a rabid outbreak. We're going to have to take her out of here and into a hospital."
"Oh Ky…..what did you do?" Zane's eyes grew concerned
"NOTHING! I DID ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY FREAKIN NOTHING! I DO NOT HAVE RABIES!" Kylette yelled
Rollinda tightens up her grip on Kylette "See? She's already got the symptoms….."
"Symptoms? Symptoms? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT HARE?"
"Aggressiveness, Denial……Violence, Confusion. It goes down the line….."
" 'Goes down the line'? What kind of bull is that?"
"Oh, Kylette, do you know what this means? You have to forfeit your share of the money." Zane said
"The hell I will…..I DO NOT HAVE RABIES!
A'Lou came back up the stairs, "Okay the Hospital sent out some ward units to pick her up. They also have to get a sedative ready along the way so that might take up some time. They say we should use any means necessary to stabilize her. We just don't kill her."
"WHAT?" Kylette yelled
Leon groggily opened his door and went to where everyone was at this time. "What's going on here?"
"Kylette has rabies……" Zane said
"RABIES!" Leon stopped in his tracks and then a blood curdling scream followed "AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Oh my God…..I do not have any traces of rabies. Check me…..Come on. Check me Check me….CHECK ME!"
"Repetitiveness…..another symptom." Rollinda said
"Rollinda, shut up with your symptoms. I don't want to hear it."
Wolf's Room
"Oh, oh…….oh God….." Sol sounds exhausted "No more…."
"Oh come on Sol…..that wasn't bad for the first…..couple of times." Wolf smiled
"I'm too tired." She turns her back towards him.
"Hmmmm…..okay then." Wolf huffed as he watched her eyelids close.
Sol was about to dose off when she thought of something "Wolf?"
"Yeah?"
"Seriously…..I want to say I'm sorry and I'll get your clothes from the ceiling."
"Meh, I need to learn how to take a joke nowadays. So, it's okay."
"This is quite odd for a first time you know."
"No shit….This is your first?"
"Yeah." She blushes.
"I'm impressed."
"Oh wow……I…." Sol stops when she overhears the girls in the Main room. "What in the hell are they making all of that noise for?"
"Tch, let's go see."
"Okay, you stay behind and I'll get your clothes for you." Sol suggested
"Fine, I'll wait." Wolf sat up in bed as Sol quickly put on her previous clothing. "Hurry though." He called out
"I will……" She opened the door and stepped out.
Mansion Main Room
"What is going on here?" Sol asked out loud
"Kylette has rabies, we're holding her down and waiting for the ambulance to come get her." Rollinda informed her
"NO I DON'T YOU STUPID BITCH! I'M FINE!"
"Damn it Ky, I told you, you need to stop hanging out with that rat puppy thing. I knew that thing had rabies."
"Huh? No he died like two days ago because his GI tract exploded trying to pass Slippy through. Go take a look downstairs near the staircase." Kylette motioned Sol
Sol peeked her head downstairs, "Oh gross….."
"Muuuufuuufufufufuffmmmmuuuufuuuuu……." Slippy still was moving inside the deceased and decaying rat puppy. (Accompanied by maggots and flies.)
"Well, I'm going to give Wolf back his clothes." Sol said
"Why? It's supposed to be a joke." Zane narrowed her eyes
"Because, I was acting like a bitch and I shouldn't have played that trick on him. I'm so mean." She seems so lax about Wolf.
"You seem so lax about Wolf. Why the change of heart?" Zane asked
"Oh I don't know, I'm a lot nicer than what I used to be." Sol flew up towards the ceiling and got the suspended clothes from the ceiling. "I'll be back; I'll give these to Wolf." She walks back to his room.
"They did it……" She mutters
Wolf's Room
"What's going on?" Wolf sat up as soon as she enters his room
"Kylette has rabies….."
"Seriously?" Wolf's ears heightened
"Well, Sarge, Rollinda and your sister have her pinned down pretty good so I'd say yeah."
"Whoa……"
"Here you go." She hands him the clothes "I'll be…..um….outside." She walks towards the door and opens it
"Okay. See ya." He winks
"Goodbye…." She whispers as she closes the door behind her. Oh…..I think I'm in love….
"Man, that girl's something else….." Wolf gets up out of bed and looks at himself in a small vanity mirror on the nightstand. "Whoa…….I never knew I had 5 o' clock shadow. I should shave it……Hmmm…..I wonder if there was anymore of that shaving cream left in the bathroom?" He yawns and gathers his clothes and heads out the door.
Mansion Main Room
Fox is hysterical at the moment and Falco, he's savoring the moment right now.
"KYLETTE! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE RABIES? JUST WHEN I WANTED TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER!" Fox is sobbing all over Zane
"YOU IDIOT! I…..DO…..NOT…..HAVE…..RAAAAAAAAAABIIIEEEEEEES!" Kylette screams
"Hmmmm……Slowed down speech patterns yet another symptom." Rollinda observed
"You know what Roll? I think your brain is slowed down………to the max."
Wolf just walked past everyone and went into the bathroom.
"Wolf?" A'Lou called out
"Yeah?"
"Don't you even care what's happening?"
"Yeah, something about Kylette having rabies and blah blah blah……" Wolf just walked into the bathroom
"Yeah, he pretty much got it down." Rollinda said
"UGH!" Kylette rolled her eyes
"Unintelligible Speech Patterns……."
"Let me guess, let me fucking guess……it's a symptom."
"Right you are."
The Kitchen
"How long has it been? I wonder if Kylette's just waiting to pop out and bite me……I got to kill her before she infects me. Yeah……But she's been my friend for so long…..I can't. But, I don't want to die young." Ava is breathing harshly. Then she walks over to the knife drawer and pulls out a big shiny new cutting knife. "I think this is an all time low for her…..but this will be the last time…." She stares into her reflection provided by the knife.
Third Bathroom
Wolf went into the third bathroom this time, because he knew Andrew was still alive. He had just finished changing clothes and now he was on to shaving. As he was applying the cream he just noticed something.
"Oh man, I wasn't thinking. I need another towel. Crap……Well, it can't be that bad of a necessity. I'll get one later." He began to shave and like all men at one point…….
"OW!"
He cut himself. (Badly I might add……)
"Damn it! ARGH!" He yelled and stormed out of the bathroom while holding his muzzle
Mansion Main Room
"ARGH! OWWWWWW!" He kept yelling as blood seeped out of his hand
"……….." Everyone else stopped to look at Wolf in his state
"What the……?" A'Lou looked onward "WOLF!"
"ARGH! RAARR UGH!" He mouthed out. "I…..need….a towel……this…..hurts….too……much….."
"YOU BITCH!" A'Lou turned to Kylette "YOU BIT HIM!"
"WHAT?" Kylette yelled "Even if I did bite him, he couldn't have got like that. I never had RABIES!"
"THE BULLSHIT ENDS NOW! I'm going to KILL YOU!" A'Lou was choking the life out of Kylette
"ARGH! UGH! CHHHHHHHH-----!" She was struggling to get A'Lou off her.
"Fox, aren't you going to save your girlfriend?" Falco asked
"I would but I don't want to catch the disease……."
"Fox……YOU……trai…….tor……CHHHHHHHH-----! ACK!"
"A'LOU! GET AWAY SHE'S FOAMING AGAIN!" Rollinda yells
"Huuuuuuuh!" Kylette was breathing hoarsely
"SETTLE DOWN NOW!" Sarge commanded as she kept her restraint on her "Rollinda! I want you to keep Wolf under your restraining."
"Yes, Ma'am." Rollinda got up and left for downstairs
"A'Lou, I want you to call the meds, see what's taking them so long and another thing notify them that we got another infected one here."
"All right……" A'Lou got up and left for downstairs as well
"Kylette? This will all be over soon okay…….? Just try to cooperate and hang on." Sarge clutched Kylette's arm and stood her up.
Meanwhile, downstairs……..
"GOD! I NEED……TO……STOP…..THE……BLEEDING!" This cheap ass shaving cream makes the stinging feel ten times worse……
"WOLF!" Rollinda motioned "CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN SWEETIE! IT'S ME! ROLLINDA! REMEMBER ME?"
"ROLLINDA…….GET…..ME……A TOWEL…….QUICK!"
"Okay…..just stay put okay…..I'm going to get you a towel." Rollinda slowly inched towards the chest drawers to pull out a white towel. "Here! See? Towel…..I'm going to toss it to you okay?"
"HURRY! ARGH!" Wolf clenched his jaw shut
"Here!" She threw it he caught it.
He grunted while applying pressure to the cut
The Kitchen
"What was all that?" Ava looked around "I better get out there and see what's what….." She walked towards the door and gently pushed it opened to exit.
Mansion Main Room
"Huuuuuuuuuuhh………" She froze right in her tracks when she saw Wolf with a bloody towel and shaving cream all smeared on his face. "Stay away from me……"
"Avaa……..OWWWWWWWWWW!"
"STAY AWAY FROM ME WOLF! I KNOW KYLETTE PUT YOU UP TO THIS! NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE ULTIMATE PRICE BY HAVING TO LIVE WITH RABIES!"
He simply groaned as he got up, "URGHHHHH!"
"DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP!" She screamed
"AVAAAAAAAA…….IT'S A...Mis…….Understand……ing….." He took steps then halted at the third when he saw her
She had taken out the knife and held it out trembling. "STAY BACK! DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!"
"AVAAAAAA…….L-LISTEN!"
"NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME! I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SICK APRIL FOOLS JOKE THIS IS, BUT THIS NEEDS TO STOP! WOLF, YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH RABIES! I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS A PERSONAL LOW FOR KYLETTE! I'D NEVER THOUGHT SHE WOULD PLAY WITH A TERMINAL ILLNESS SUCH AS THIS BUT FOR YOUR OWN SAKE STAY AWAAAAAAAY!"
"LISTEN!" Wolf came closer
"WOLF! SERIOUSLY STOP!" Rollinda screamed "I THINK SHE HAS THE POTENTIAL OF HURTING YOU!"
"She……needs…..to…..LISTEN……TO……ME! ARGH!" Wolf clenched his teeth once more then he started growling
"NOOOOOOOO! STOP!" Ava shut her eyes and screamed "I MEAN IT! STOP!"
Wolf came closer to her, breathing very loud and gritting his teeth.
Ava jabbed and slashed at the air until……
"UGH!" Wolf ran into the blade
"OH noooo……"Ava let go of the blade with her tiny hands still trembling "Oh, no……I can't believe what I did…….Oh….Oh my God……"
Wolf groaned as his side still had the knife in it. Blood was drenching one side of the shirt "AGH!" He fell down on the floor after 3 seconds and he just gave up.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Rollinda yelled out loud "WE NEEDED HIM ALIVE!"
A'Lou dashed from the other room "Roll, quit yelling….I couldn't hear the medic dispatcher. What happened?"
Rollinda in horror, pointed at Wolf's lifeless body.
A' Lou's eyes heightened "WHAT THE……? WHAT THE HELL? WHO DID THIS?"
"I did……." Ava still in shock "I'm sorry……." Her voice was gone
" 'SORRY?' 'SORRY?' YOU FUCKING IDIOT! 'SORRY' DOESN'T BRING HIM BACK! 'SORRY' CAN'T RESSURECT THE DEAD!" A'Lou stomped her foot on the ground
"I'M NOT AN IDIOT!" Ava yelled back "I'M NOT STUPID, THIS IS APRIL FOOLS DAY! AND IT'S KYLETTE'S BIRTHDAY! OH AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I ALWAYS FALL FOR HER FUCKING TRICKS EACH FUCKING YEAR! WELL, NOT THIS TIME! I'M NOT GOING TO GET RABIES FOR A DUMBASS CHEAP THRILL! NO, KYLETTE YOU CAN FORGET THAT!"
"Don't talk to her!" A'Lou yelled "Your problem is with me! And I'm not going to let you walk away knowing you killed my brother!"
"Well, then! I said I was sorry! I didn't mean to, but he had an infection and he was getting a little too close for comfort! But that's as far as it will go, I will pay my respects at his funeral."
"No, I think we need to have a talk in the kitchen if you know what I mean….."
"Fine……just fine……"
"Roll, if I don't come back, it was nice meeting you and tell Sarge thanks for everything."
"Hmph……"
Both girls walked into the kitchen.
"Shit! What should I do?" Rollinda ran upstairs.
Rollinda made it up the stairs "You guys!"
"OH MY GOD!" Kylette sobbed "This was only a freaking joke…..boo-hoo-hoo! You guys, just…..BLEW IT OUT OF PROPORTION! Now, Wolf's dead…..man, it's all Ava's fault. Some birthday this is……" She kept sobbing
"Don't worry Ky, I'll write to you when they believe you're capable of reading again." Fox said
"Fox….?"
"Yeah?"
"Shut up……"
CRASH! CLATTER! CRASH!
"What was that?" Kylette looked downstairs
"Oh yeah, Ava and A'Lou are having a fight in the kitchen….." Rollinda said it like it wasn't a big deal
"WHAT?" Kylette yelled "Why aren't we going down there to help them?"
"This seems like something that the two girls should handle on there own." Zane said
"ZANE! You know Ava can't fight that good……let's go!" Kylette tried to move but Sarge still held on to her "LET ME GO! I can get to her!"
"Oh no and infect both of them…..I don't think so."
"Uhhhnnn!" A voice came out of the kitchen
"YAAAAAAAAAAH!" Another voice followed
"Seriously you guys, let's go! Let's GO GO GO!" Kylette squirmed some more
"Ah, nothing beats a good catfight……Even though we aren't seeing anything." Falco commented
Sol turned her head towards Falco "Falco save the dumb-ass comments for another chapter."
CRASH!
A'Lou screamed "TAKE THAT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! DAMMIT!"
Leon popped out of his room, "Hey everyone what's the goose's caboose?"
"Huh?" Everyone else said
"Tch…..what's going on?"
Rollinda filled him in "Well, Kylette here has rabies, Ava, stabbed Wolf and he died and…….."
"WHAT?" Leon shrieked
"Wolf's dead now…..I'm sorry……"
(Everyone……get out those handy dandy earplugs!) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THERE'S NO MORE STARWOLF! ARRRRRRRRRRGH!" Leon ran into his room crying uncontrollably.
"Poor Leon……."
CRASH!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" A scream came out of nowhere
"AVAAAAAAAA!" Kylette screamed
A figure came out from the kitchen, and then slowly made her way upstairs.
"Whoa………." Kylette, Sol and Zane said instantaneously
Ava with cuts and wields on her arms got up the last two stairs and said, "I didn't mean to do it…….."
"Ava, I'm so sorry…….I promise that I will never……"
THUD!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Kylette screamed
Ava collapsed with a knife lodged in her back.
"Oh no…..no no no……AVA! Please don't die…..PLEASE!" Kylette pleaded
Zane stooped down to check her pulse. "………….." She shook her head
"Nothing? No, you're not checking it right! Sol, please…..tell me she's not dead……"
Zane got up to let Sol check her pulse. "I'm Sorry….." Tears fell out of Sol's eyes "Nothing…."
"No….NO! This was just a joke! It was supposed to end when I take the shaving cream off…..THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS!"
"Yeah, Rabies can just sneak up on you like that." Rollinda said
BAM! BAM! BAM!
A voice was heard over the door "Open up, this is the Cornerian Medical Ward! We've come for the infected rabid hosts."
"Okay everyone downstairs……." Sarge commanded
"Oh grave cruel world! Goodbye! Farewell, parting has such sweet sorrow……" Leon came out in a black dress (Probably from A'Lou's suitcase again) and a black veil.
"Leon, what the hell are you talking about? And why do you have on a dress again…?" Falco yelled
"Because, I am the only member of the no more Star wolf team and it sucks being lonely, so I decided to kill myself off slowly, by taking two poisoned pills. It's slowly eating away at my life……I'll be dead in the next ten or fifteen minutes……"
"Man, Leon……..whatever…..." Falco went downstairs.
Andrew came out of the bathroom, to see what everyone was yelling about and then he noticed the lifeless Ava on the last stairway. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!AVAAAAAAAAAAA!" He screamed and ran up to her. He ran his hand up and down her face to see if she was going to respond
Nothing……
"UNCLE ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!" He ran downstairs, passing everybody and through a wall.
BAM!
"Man, that idiot could have used the stupid door, now we have to worry about insects and crap flying in….." Zane rolled her eyes
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" A scream was heard from the kitchen
"Rollinda!" Sarge yelled
Rollinda came out of the kitchen breathless and traumatized
"What happened?"
"A-A'Lou……she's…..You! Come here and look at what your rabid infection did!"
"WHAT? OH MY GOD! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS? I DON'T HAVE RABIES! OW OW OW!"
Rollinda twisted her arm as she dragged her into the kitchen.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"Hello? This is the Cornerian Medical Corp. Is everything alright? We've come for the two people."
Sarge ran over to open the door. "Thank goodness you guys came…..The first one is right there……" She points at Wolf's body.
"Jeez, Laweez…….Hey, Earl, he's a goner……" One of the meds screamed and the assistant withdrew the stretcher.
"Hey, hey! Remember…….." Sarge went over to whisper something in his ear and he nods. "There's another one…….Just to let you know."
"Okay ma'am……No Problemo. We'll get the sedative ready for the girl."
Meanwhile, In the Kitchen……..
The two girls observed the lupine's body stuck to the wall, a knife held her to the wall. A'Lou's facial expression was creepy. Her mouth slightly open and her eyes wide open as if she saw a ghost.
"Oh, God……She did this….? No freakin way……Ava's not that good with a knife….."
"IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU IDIOT! Now, two of my teammates and the culprit I was looking for are dead and it's your entire contaminated fault! I can't WAIT until they get rid of you Vildamera! You're a nuisance!"
"I could care less if I were a nuisance to you, Hare……However I'm sorry……..this is a bit too much even for me……"
"Whatever…..let's go…." Rollinda twisted her arm like it was a rag or something
"Ow!"
Mansion Main Room
"Here she is…..Patient Zero." Rollinda threw her into one of the meds arms
"What the hell? NO! I don't have rabies! DAMMIT! Don't you guys hear me? THIS WAS A JOKE!"
"Okay, we'll take it from here…..Hey Earl, you got that sedative ready?"
"Yup! Hold 'er still…..this is my first time giving an injection……I don't want to miss….."
"AAAAAAAAAH! YOU BETTER GET AWAY FROM ME MAN!" Kylette squirmed
Then another knock on the door was heard…..
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"Yeah, who is it?" Sarge asked
"It is I……" A voice responded
Sarge opened up the door
"GR? What the hell are you doing here?"
"Well, Kylette, my dear, I'm here to pick up three dead bodies of course……isn't that my job?"
"No! Well, yeah, but please, not this time……please…" Then Kylette realized something "Hey, who the hell summoned you? Only I can do that….."
"Sol did……"
"SOL! Why in the hell did you call him?"
"That's what the Grim Reaper does Ky……and I have just as much a right to summon him if someone dies just as much as you do."
"But Ava's dead, why?"
"That's life….and death is a natural part of the cycle." Sol nodded
In a flash, the Grim Reaper got Ava in one hand and A'Lou in the other. "I will come back for the boy."
"Okay now……." Earl interrupted "Time to give this lil mama, a dose of the sleepy. Hold still now….." He squinted his eye and tries to aim for her brachial artery.
"Get away from me! NOOOOOO!" She tries to move.
"WAIT!" Rollinda screams
"Huh?" Everyone else is puzzled
"Let's just hear what she has to say…….I'm interested……"
"Okay……" Earl said and everyone else nodded
"LOOK YOU GUYS! LIKE I HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL THIS TIME, IT ALL WAS JUST A JOKE! NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS……."
"Ah, she says it's a joke people……Just an average joke, you know……much like this one….."
"Huh?" Kylette didn't get it
"Okay, then……" Rollinda chuckles
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND APRIL FOOLS KYLETTE!" Everyone screamed
"Oh my God……What the hell?" The med guard let go of her and she's in complete awe.
All of a sudden Ava, Wolf and A'Lou regained consciousness and the Reaper helped Wolf up off the ground.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" She jumped "You three aren't dead!"
"Yeah, of course we're not. But, it was my duty to make sure one of these years that I got you good." Ava giggles.
"Yeah, you did…….Hehehehehehe…..God, this was too real……"
"Well, kid, this was the finest April Fools joke, I've ever been apart of." Wolf was laughing it off as well.
"Well, the three of you looked like you were really dead……How did you do that?"
"Simple!" Ava said "I told Mirage way ahead of time to get me at least 10 small pouches of water, some red food coloring and a syringe. Then you fill up the syringes with the food dye and inject it into the pouches very delicately so that they wouldn't burst so easily. Then I asked Wolf and A'Lou what outfit were they going to wear on your birthday and they showed it to me. From there I was able to attach the pouches and make them look discreet. Finally when today came, I knew where to stab them and I told A'Lou where to stab the pouch for me."
"Okay, but how did you get everyone involved in this…..? Even GR? How the hell?"
"Heheheheh! Well, I just told them it was all in good fun and we would get you good. They were really bent on the revenge part."
"Well, that goes for the Vice Girls only…….I don't know these guys-pointing to the medical team- and I would never play a trick on GR, or I would be going straight to hell."
"That doesn't matter now, Ky! You still got to make a wish and blow out your candles!" Zane smiled
"Speak of the devil, Earl! Here it is!" Another medical worker brought in Kylette's birthday cake.
"HEY!" I said "THE RULES SAY NO FOOD!"
The cake disappeared
"You have got to be kidding me……" Kylette huffed
"Yeah, I am…….Hah! Enjoy!" (My April Fools Prank….XP)
The cake reappears
"OKAY EVERYONE!" Sol yelled "Let's sing to our Birthday Girl!"
Happy Birth-----record scratches-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" A scream was heard upstairs
"What the hell was that?" A'Lou turned her head
"You're alive Wolf?" (O.O)
"Leon, what the hell do you have on that dress and veil for?"
"Because, I thought you died……"
" No, I'm alive and kickin….."
Leon came downstairs in a hissy fit….. "I would like to know how come nobody told me about this…..I could play along….."
"We did……" Sol said "I know I told Falco to tell you…….Right Falco?"
"Um….." He scratches his head
Falco's Flashback
"So, guys……Ava said for me to tell you all that we're going to meet in Zane's Room tonight for Kylette's Birthday. Okay? So be sure to tell Leon and anybody else who may have forgotten about it." Sol walks off
Falco scoffed "I'm not telling him…..Are you going to tell him?"
"Nope…..how bout you pup?" Wolf looks at Fox
"Nope……" Leon gives me the creeps Fox shudders
"Then I guess nobody will….." Falco concluded
"Meh….." The three guys said together and shrugged their shoulders
Back to the Present
"Oh yeah, Sorry Leon……I forgot." Falco chuckled
"Hmph….." He folded his arms
"Well, Leon, if it's any constellation, I didn't know about it either….." Kylette said
"Well that's because YOU ARE THE ONLY THAT WAS GETTING FOOLED!" He yelled "Now, I feel left out……Ah, nu-----……"
THUD!
Leon fell on the floor
"Uh….anyone wants to explain what went on here?" Wolf pointed to Leon's limp body
"Leon thought you were dead and he couldn't stand it being the last member of Star Wolf so he popped two pills in his mouth that he said could kill him in less than fifteen minutes." Falco said
"Damn it Leon……" Wolf shook his head
"Awwwww……" Said the Grim Reaper
"What's wrong GR?" Kylette asked
"Leon's death symbolizes something……." He had a glum tone
"What? That suicide is increasingly common among middle aged reptiles?"
"No…….." He continued "Leon's death, is…..going to make me miss out on the cake….."
"Oh, psssh…..don't worry, come back by the house, I'll save you a piece."
"Cool. Well, Let me go take his body to the afterlife……" The Grim Reaper snapped his skeletal fingers and Leon's body was in his hand "Happy Birthday though Kylette……we sure did get you this year….."
"Hahah! Bye GR!" Kylette waved "SO! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!WHOOO!"
Outside the house, Music was blasting and the constant cheering of the TMA crew certainly kept that isolated piece of land at its liveliest. For today, Kylette learned a valuable lesson……
Make sure no one dies before the cake is passed out.
Well, kids, that was April Fools Day for the TMA gang……what other stuff lies for them? Who knows? Only two more days to go……Let's just hope things stay as positive as they are now…..
I'm Sol-Ratcht Saporro, the author, and you are now leaving
"THE TWILIGHT ZONE!"
-music cues up-
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
"God…..You all in backstage really need to get fired……" I walk off the set
All through the TOWN!
End of Day Five
Sol-Ratcht's Commentary
WHOO! Five Days already down! This week is gonna be over with before you lovely readers know it! Don't worry, though, I plan to be current with the updates! SPRING BREAK IS HERE FOR ME! WHOOO-HOOO! Later everyone!
Sol