Chapter 25
(Monday Loud House residence 5:59am, okay now its 6:00am)
Inside the shared room of Lucy and Lynn "Arise minions! Head the call of your master!" says the Kel'Thuzad alarm clock "This is gonna be a thing every morning huh?" says a very sleepy Lynn, Lucy's coffin opens and she rises up like the undertaker, she then gets off her bed and turns off the alarm "I have risen my master" says Lucy, she then heads out of the room, Lynn just sits up from bed witnessing the whole thing "Yep, this is gonna be a thing" says Lynn
Outside all the Louds are in line for the bathroom "Morning Lucy" says Lincoln "Morning Lincoln" Lucy greets him "Slept well last night?" asked Lincoln "Like a corpse" says Lucy, then Lori knocks on the door "Leni what's going on in there?!" asks Lori being impatient "Hang on, I'm still in the shower!" says Leni "Well don't use all the hot water!" says Lori
Soon after using the bathroom Lincoln and his sisters are eating breakfast "so you planning on something with Jordan this week?" asks Lori "Well we're just gonna do our usual thing, retain the title of dodge ball king and queen, play some online games after school, talk to each other before we sleep, the usual" says Lincoln as his sisters "Aww!" everyone except Lola
"Seriously! That's what you guys just do!" says Lola "Knock It off Lola! That's how they do it together, so don't meddle with it" says Lana "Make me!" Lola retaliates, and a small fight cloud erupts, Lincoln approaches the twins fighting and picks them both up "Let's not start this girls, its Monday after all" says Lincoln "Darn right it is, we're already gloomy enough and we don't wanna be black and blue! Hahaha! Get it?" Luan says jokingly making everyone groan
(Time skip Royal Woods Elementary)
Lincoln walks to his locker after first period, he then sees kids all looking excited "What's that all about?" asks Lincoln, then his friends approach him "Turns out Chandler's throwing a big party this weekend and everyone's invited" says Zach, then Jordan appears next to them "Eh, so what?" says Jordan "My friends got invites, but I don't care" says Jordan "Same here" Lincoln adds then kisses Jordan on her cheek
Then they spot Chandler approaching them "Here we go again" says Lincoln and Jordan "Hey Jordan and Uhh….. Larry?" "It's Lincoln!" says Lincoln/Jordan making Chandelr squint backward "Jeez! Okay, just wanted to say, I'm sorry for what I did a couple weeks ago and to show you no hard feelings, you guys are invited to my party" says Chandler
Lincoln and Jordan look at him with suspicious looks "Yeah no thanks" says Lincoln "You sure? It's gonna be fun!" Chandler tries to convince him "No means no chandler!" says Jordan, Chandler scoffs and walks away "Wow, that was almost intense" says Rusty "At least he didn't threaten you like last time" says Liam, then the next bell rings
(Time skip after school)
Lincoln and Jordan are walking to the gaming hub, Jordan notices Lincoln's worried expression "You okay there handsome?" asks Jordan "When Chandler gave everyone invitations, it kinda got me worried" says Lincoln "Like he's planning something?" asks Jordan "Yeah, I know it sounds ridiculous, but I've been bombarded by Luan's pranks a lot, I know when something's wrong" says Lincoln
"Maybe we can spy on the party" says Jordan "Yeah, and if we see them up to something we can stop it before it even happens" says Lincoln "But we're gonna need help though" says Jordan, then Lincoln gets an idea "I know who!" says Lincoln, after they're online gaming they head to the loud house "So you two think chandler is planning on something at his party?" says Luan, the two kids nod, Luan is sitting on her clown chair stroking cliff "Interesting, okay I'm in!" says Luan
(Time Skip McCann Residence Night time)
Chandler's parents are out for the night and have left Chandler in charge, everyone in school is in the front yard enjoying his party "I can't believe everyone showed up! Even Larry's weird friends! This is gonna be good, let's go boys!" says Chandelr and his friends follow, but what they don't know on the roof of his house Lincoln, Jordan and Luan are hearing in on his conversation with a little help from Lisa who is also there, amongst them are Luna and Lucy who also wanna help
"It seems you were correct dear brother, Chandelr is up to something! But what?!" says Lisa "Pranks!" says Luan looking through binoculars, they all turn to her "I can see the setup of the party, and the hidden traps" says Luan as she looks through her binoculars "He even set up hidden camera's to video cord it" says Luan
"Whoa dude! You know all that just by watching the party?" asks Luna "I've been in the pranks business for years and you guys already know it" says Luan making everyone else a little uneasy, then Lincoln comes up with a plan "Alright here's the plan!"
"Luan and Lisa will stay up here as reconnaissance and instructions on where the pranks are located, Luna and Lucy will create a diversion once a trap has been spotted, then me and Jordan will replace the prank with a little prank of our own, Chandler won't know what hit him!" says Lincoln "Yeah" they all agree "Okay let's do this!" says Lincoln as they set his plan in motion
Luan and Lisa watch from the roof "It appears Mollie and Kat are headed for the punch bowl" says Lisa "Exploding Punch Bowl trap!" says Luan through the communicator "Distraction now!" says Lincoln, Lucy and Luna nod, Lucy opens a small box setting the hedgehog free, it walks past Mollie and Kat who are startled by its presence
Meanwhile Lincoln and Jordan remove the bowl of punch and replace it with a normal bowl of punch, a healthier and tastier one Lynn Sr. made, the two girls grab some punch and drink from it "Wow this stuff tastes amazing" says Kat "I know right" Mollie adds, Chandler spots he girls by the punch bowl, then gets confused "Why didn't it go off?" says Chandler
"Rusty and Liam are inbound to the food table, judging by they're hungry looks they might be going for the sandwiches!" says Lisa "Obviously he knows how much people loves sub sandwiches after they party, so he must've put itching powder or hot sauce" says Luan "There's no way I'm letting rusty humiliate himself, he's allergic to hot sauce" says Lincoln "We need a distraction!" says Lincoln "On it bro!" says Luna
Luna and Lucy use straws and shoo out spit balls which hit the back of Liam and Rusty's necks "Hey who did that?" they both ask, while they're not looking Lincoln and Jordan replace the plate of subs with better ones "Forget it Liam, let's get something to eat" says Rusty "Darn right! I'm so hungry I could eat a whole barrel of beans!" says Liam "Don't make things gross Liam" Rusty replies to him
Chandler arrives only to see Liam and Rusty okay "What the what?" says Chandler "Stella, Zach and Clyde are headed for the dance floor, strange that his goons aren't letting anyone in" says Lisa "The old glue floor trick, I should've known" says Luan "He's not trying to humiliate everyone" says Lincoln "Just our friends!" says Jordan "Luna, Lucy we need a diversion now!" says Lincoln
Clyde, Stella and Zach arrive at the dance floor, shockingly they were allowed, until a large explosion caused the speakers to blow by the DJ "What the heck! My speakers!" says the DJ, Luna chuckles a bit hiding in the bushes holding her axe, Lincoln and Jordan use water guns filled with an adhesive dissolving liquid that Lisa created
They shoot at the dance floor and the glue disintegrates, the two lovers go back into hiding "well that was unexpected" says Zach "At least there's music in the dance area" says Stella, they head to the dance floor, Chandler is surprised they're dancing and not getting stuck "What is happening?!" says Chandler
Soon every prank trap Chandler has been setting up is neutralized "wasabi filled cream puffs, fake tattoos that actually secretly shows inappropriate stuff (the bad tattoos are invisible at first then they're reveal themselves), buckets above bathroom doors filled with sewage water, the soda's spiked with something inappropriate (how did he get that?) And finally rope traps hidden underneath the karaoke machine that can only be triggered by singing the last note to the song, where does it pull the person to is unknown
Soon Chandler makes an announcement with his two goons standing next to him "I just wanna say that it's been a blast with everyone here!" says Chandler as everyone cheers "Everyone's having a good time, but there are some party crashers here as well!" says Chandler, everyone goes silent and confused "I know they're here! So show yourselves!" says and enraged Chandler
Then the spotlight shifts to Lincoln and Jordan in the crowd, Lincoln has his arm around her shoulders and Jordan's arm around his waist and they're both smiling "Grrr! I knew you two were here!" says Chandler "Yup, we're the party crashers" says Jordan "so what?" asks Lincoln "So what! This is my party and you guys can't crash it! I want you two out now" says Chandler
Then Lincoln and Jordan smile "Okay then, but before we go there's just one more thing!" says Lincoln "Oh yeah! And whats that?" asks Chandler "Now!" they both say, a whole plate of sandwiches land on them making them feel itchy, chandler stumbles backwards and falls on his butt, he's sitting on a punch bowl that explodes sending him forward into a hidden bath tub filled with sewage water
He surfaces and runs the dirt water off his eyes, he grabs a towel and wipes his face but then everyone laugh at him, the towel has the invisible tattoos and now his face is covered in butt images "Get them!" says Chandler, even though they're itchy his goons do as he says until two cream puffs land into their mouths after swallowing they both panic and start licking the spilled punch on the stage
Chandler looks to the two lovers "You!" says Chandler pointing to Lincoln and Jordan "Everyday I'm shuffling!" says Jordan "Everyday I'm shuffling?" says Chandler, a rope hidden under his right foot is connected to the karaoke and it is set to the party rock anthem and we all know how it ends, the rope pulls him through the crowd passes the food table hitting him with condiments, he hits a mud puddle a diaper is placed on him as well as a pacifier and a bonnet, then he is pulled to a 10 foot flag pole and a flag rises up with the words 'I'm a pretty baby' everyone starts laughing at him
Chandler spits out the pacifier "This isn't supposed to happen!" says Chandler, Lincoln and Jordan approach him "You okay pretty baby?!" asks Jordan "I'll make you two pay! You will be sorry for doing this to me!" says Chandler "Like we could be afraid of a big baby like you" says Lincoln, Chandler gets even mad "When I get down here I'm gonna-" "You're gonna what young man!"
They all turn to see his parents and they look angry "Mom! Dad! They crashed my party! Look what they did to me!" says Chandler trying to sound innocent "Don't use that trick on us young man! We know all about your little scheme trying to humiliate these kids" his dad says, everyone gasps in shock "What! No I wasn't-""Then whats this then?" they all see on the screen Lincoln and Jordan neutralizing his traps, everyone looks in shock, that could've been them!
They all look at Lincoln and Jordan "You guys are heroes!" says Liam as everyone cheers "It was a team effort" says Lincoln as Luna and Lucy also stand next to them, Soon Chandler is let down, but his parents were not done yet, a police officer arrives "Is this the boy?" asks the cop "Yes officer, he is the one who attempted to drug everyone at the party" says Lisa, the parents and everyone gasp in shock
"You tried to spike everyone with drugs?!" his mother yells "What? But the guy said it would make them act all silly!" says Chandler "We analyzed the soda's back at the crime lab, and it turns out all of it was spiked with cocaine" says the officer "Chandler! How could you!" his parents say in shock "But I-"Chandler gets cuffed "You're under arrest kid" says the Officer as he brings him into the squad car
The parents apologize to all the kids and tell them that the party was over and head into the car to the police station, even Chandler's two friends were arrested for assisting him, Everyone leaves the party one-by-one, after saying goodbye to their friends and prying a crying Clyde off of Lincoln, Lincoln, Jordan, Luna, Luan, Lucy and Lisa head home feeling good with themselves after saving a party gone wrong
After getting congratulated by his family for saving everyone, Lincoln and his sisters head for bed, Lincoln sees his phone go off and answers the video chat "Hello Handsome" says Jordan "Right back at you beautiful!" Lincoln responds "Turns out the video of what happened was uploaded last night!" says Jordan "I'm pretty sure Luan did that!" Lincoln adds "Guess we're all heroes tonight!" says Jordan "Yah it was kinda fun!" says Lincoln
After talking with his girlfriend Lincoln finally sleeps, Luna enters the room and smiles at her sleeping brother, she approaches Lincoln and kisses his forehead "Good night little hero, you deserve a good rest" as Luna gets to her top bunk and falls asleep
Came to me in my sleep yesterday, hope you all enjoy it, please review