Chapter 30
(Aloha Beach, Loud Beach House)
Another beautiful sunrise ascends on Aloha beach, Lincoln awakes and then realizes there's an extra weight on top of him, it was none other than his GF Jordan, then he remembers why she was there, and why he's been having such peaceful dreams as well
Then the bathroom door opens and Luna comes out wearing a purple flower shirt (Hawaiian style), she then sees Lincoln already awake, just stroking Jordan's hair, Luna smiles and knows that she should let them have some alone time, she heads towards the door without Lincoln even noticing
As Lincoln keeps stroking his sleeping beauty's hair, suddenly Jordan starts to stir 'It was fun while it lasted.' Lincoln said to himself
Jordan's eyes start to flutter open, she slowly yawns and then notices Lincoln looking at her, she then smiles and kisses his nose "You look happy." Said Jordan
"I had a good dream." Replied Lincoln, Jordan giggles "Same here."
Even though this was a moment they don't want to leave, it was already morning "We should head downstairs." Said Lincoln "Aww, do we have to?" complained Jordan, she then makes a pouty face
In Lincoln's perspective, she seemed very cute when she pouts, Lincoln chuckles a bit "I wanna stay here like this as well, but the last thing I need is someone thinking we're doing what I think we're doing." replied Lincoln
Jordan knew Lincoln had a point, and she did not want her parents freaking out, they like Lincoln, but they're technically kids, so with a defeated sigh "Alright, let's go." Said Jordan
They both get up from the bed, Jordan takes her overnight bag, luckily her parents packed her clothes in there "After you." Said Lincoln as he shows Jordan the bathroom "Oh you're just being way too gentleman like." Replied Jordan as she enters the bathroom
Lincoln waits outside for her to finish 'I am one lucky kid.' Lincoln said to himself
Soon Jordan comes out 35 minutes later already in her day clothes "Sorry for taking long." Said Jordan "Not at all my love." Replied Lincoln, they both kissed each other's cheeks, then Lincoln entered the bathroom
Jordan arrives downstairs to see the Louds and her parents having breakfast together "Morning Jordan." They all greeted "Morning everyone." Replied Jordan, she takes a seat next to her mom
"So, how was your night sweetie?" asked Jordan's dad "Well, I guess I'm over the whole horrific scene from yesterday." Replied Jordan as she eats her breakfast
'At least she doesn't have to worry' Lucy said to herself, then Lori asks Jordan "So, you enjoy being in bed with Lincoln?"
Jordan immediately spits her orange juice onto Lisa "Sorry." Said Jordan "This seems familiar." Replied Lisa
Then Jordan turns to the grinning Lori "okay first of all, Lincoln and I are still kids, and finally that question was way off course and beyond anything in my relationship, yet." Replied Jordan
Some of them just giggles "But you wish you guys were married huh?" asked Lynn with a grin, Jordan blushed, the image of her wedding was already in her head, she then shakes her head out of her daydreaming and returns to eating breakfast
Not long Lincoln makes it downstairs "Morning everyone" greeted Lincoln "Morning Lincoln/Linky/Son/Bro." they all greeted, Lincoln takes a seat next to Jordan, he could see her awkward silence, then he looks to everyone else
"Okay guys, what did you do?" Lincoln asked in annoyance "Whoa, take it easy Linc, we were just breakfasting the morning here! Hahahaha! Get it?" Luan said jokingly causing everyone to groan, except Lynn Sr. he got the joke
"Alright bro, Lori started asking Jordan how it felt sleeping with you" confessed Luna, Lincoln was bright red at those words "I'm gonna let that question slide, for now" replied Lincoln as he glares at Lori
Lori just giggled "Sorry bro." replied Lori, they all returned to their breakfast "Well, this is a un-fork-tunate morning." said Luan, and everyone groans at her bad pun
(Hours later, around eleven)
Both parents, Lori, and Leni were headed for the nearby gift shop and see what looks nice and Lynn Jr. was gonna run some laps on the beach, and yes she told them that if she sees something odd she'll call someone and not test her own strength or whatever
Lincoln and Jordan set up an umbrella and some sheets on the ground, Lisa and Lana head to the water with snorkels to find any indigenous shallow water creatures
Lola head for the water with her inflatable chair, she made sure she had a small anchor like object so that she won't float away
Lincoln then sees something they can all enjoy "Hey Luna, Come on." said Lincoln, Luna stops what she was doing and sees what he meant
"I'll be back love." said Lincoln, Jordan was just laying down on the beach chair with her shades on "Take your time handsome." replied Jordan, Lincoln kisses her cheek and he and Luna head off
Jordan then sees Lucy headed to the water "Lucy, might I ask what are you doing?" asked Jordan
"Sigh, I floated in the pool once, now I wanna see if I can float in salt water, even though it contains the very element most creatures of the darkness hate." replied Lucy, she then walks into the water
Luan stands next to Jordan with a water ring "You won't 'sea' me doing that! Hahaha! Get it!" said Luan jokingly, Jordan just looks at her with confusion and annoyance
"But don't worry, I'll watch over them, especially miss spooky" replied Luan, she then heads towards the water as well, leaving Jordan to sun bathe and wait for her BF to come back
Not too long, a shadow looms over Jordan, she thinks its Lincoln "Glad you came back to-. " Jordan sees that it was not Lincoln "who are you?" asked Jordan
IT was a kid, same age as her and Lincoln, he was wearing shades and has long blonde hair that reaches the back of his neck but he has a slight shave to his sides and he has a tattoo on his shoulder (fake), wearing blue and white sports theme swimming trunks and green flip flops and was trying to look cool
"Hey there cutie, the names Jeffrey, you wanna hang?" asked Jeffrey, Jordan was completely unamused with this punk and just returned to laying frown on her chair "Hard pass." replied Jordan
But Jeffrey was persistent, he sat down on the edge of the beach chair "Aww, come one girl, you're hanging with the coolest kid on the beach." said Jeffrey
"Not interested, now leave me alone." replied Jordan not even looking at him
Then he lowers her glasses and Jordan sees he was closer to her, Jeffrey then lies next to her
Feeling disgusted by this creep, Jordan shoves him off "Hey!" yelled Jeffrey "That's what you get for messing with me!" replied Jordan
Instead of getting annoyed, Jeffrey smiles "Playing hard to get huh? I like it." said Jeffrey, he then sits back down, Jordan attempts to knock him off again, but he grabs her arm
"Let go of me you weirdo!" said Jordan "Come on, don't be like that, you and me can be friends" replied Jeffery
"Really?" they both turned to see Lincoln and Luna holding ice cream "Cool you two brought snacks" said Jeffrey
Lincoln hands the rest of the ice cream to Luna and walks up to the punk "Stay away from my girlfriend you nitwit!" said Lincoln, his slightly raised voice gets the attention from his sisters in the water
"Oh no." said Luan "That looks like trouble." Said Lucy "We should help him." Said Lana "How dare that guy!" yelled Lola "Lower minded simpleton." Replied Lisa, they trudge out of the shallows and try to head for shore
"Listen old man, why don't you make yourself useful and walk back to your wheel chair," said Jeffrey, Lincoln was not having this, Luna tries to intervene, but is stopped by Lincoln's raised arm
"I got this sis." Said Lincoln, Luna nods and backs away, Lincoln then approaches him, Jordan then pulls herself off Jeffrey's grip and runs next to Lincoln
"Listen girl, you're better off with me than senior over here" said Jeffrey with his arms crossed
Lincoln wasn't shaken by his insults "thanks, Old guys are always smarter than dumb beach elven year olds" replied Lincoln
Jeffrey removes his glasses "What did you just say grandpa?!" yelled Jeffrey "Sorry kid, couldn't hear you from annoying-ville" replied Lincoln as he crosses his arms, Jordan giggles at Lincoln's comeback
Then Jeffrey cracks his knuckles in anger "I'm gonna enjoy this!" said Jeffrey, and just as he's about to start a fight, someone grabs his arm they all look to see it was a lifeguard
But this was no ordinary lifeguard, he was shirtless had a Hawaiian tattoo on his shoulder to his right peck, he was wearing red trunks and shades, he removed his shades to reveal (Cue The Rock Music.) "Is there a problem here?" asked Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Jeffrey was at compete shock, Lincoln and the others were lost for words
"I-I was just getting my girlfriend back." Jeffrey said nervously "Liar!" replied Jordan
The Rock looked back and forth between the kids "can anyone here justify that?" asked The Rock "I can" they all turn to see Carol Pingrey wearing a two piece purple swimsuit and a beach towel at her lower bottom
Carol hands the man her phone, and The Rock sees Jeffrey disturbing the beach goes (Jordan) "Alright then, you are coming with me." He said as he grabs Jeffrey's arm "And you are a witness, come with me" Carol nods and follows
"This is the fifth time you've done this Jeffrey" said The Rock "No! Please! Not my parents!" said Jeffrey as he tries to convince the life guard, but to no avail, Carol looks back and waves at the louds and Jordan
They wave back in return with their mouths agape "What. Just. Happened?" asked Lincoln "I don't know dudes, but let's not let this ice cream melt" replied Luna
They all grabbed their cones, and each was the flavor suited for them, afterwards they all spent their time on the sands for a while
(Two hours later)
Soon the parents, Lori, Leni and Lynn return "Hey guys." greeted Lincoln and Jordan "We like got a lot of cool souvenirs!" replied Leni
"The hard part was your father picking a beach tie as a souvenir." said Rita "I couldn't help myself! There were so many of them." replied Lynn Sr as he adjusts his tie that looks like an octopus hanging onto him
"You really like ties don't you?" asked Rick "Guilty as charged." Replied Lynn Sr
"I ran from one side of the beach, then made a detour through the other beach houses, there were some beach chairs that lined up like hurdles! Best work out ever!" said Lynn Jr.
"So, what have you guys been up to?" asked Lori, they all smiled at each other "do we have a story for you!" replied Lincoln
There you have it, day three of the Loud's and Rosato's beach vacation, and why Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was there as a Life guard, that'll be for next chapter, please review