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Fifteen minutes later, Apple finally concluded her allegedly impromptu tirade: "...I don't know what caused you two to look the way you do..."

Like hex you don't! Raven thought.

"...But I feel it is only fitting that you now look as ugly on the outside as you do in the inside." Apple said solemnly. She then gave Daring a particularly hard look. "And someone as ugly as YOU, Daring Charming, will never find True Love with the Fairest-of-Them-All!" With that, Apple turned on her stiletto heel, and flounced away.

Once Apple finished, the other students present were quick to comment on Daring's infidelity:

"It's disgusting!" The smallest of the three pigs snorted.

"It's so sad!" Lilly Bo-Beep sniffled.

"How could he do this to Apple?!" The son of the hero of Haarlem demanded of the universe.

"I'm so sorry Apple, is there anything I could do for you?" Tiny the giant called after Apple.

"This is just not right!" Blondie declared fiercely. "Not right at all..."

"YOWWW...TOTALLY GOT CAUGHT DOIN' THE NAS-STAAAAAAAAY!" Sparrow screech sang.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Holly continued.

"Har-UMPH!" Duchess said (although she was secretly fighting back tears of disappointment too).

Faybelle could hardly breathe from laughing so hard. "Oh...my...GODMOTHER!" She gasped.

The sight of his roommate in this situation made Hopper turn into a frog out of sheer awkwardness and embarrassment. "My good man, this is MOST unprincely." He sternly said once he got his amphibian eloquence back.

Daring's younger siblings Dexter and Darling were way too embarrassed to say anything.

Kitty was absolutely furious. For once, her trademark smile was completely gone and she was ready to scratch Daring's eyes out. "YOU FIEND!" She hissed at Daring. "YOU DID THIS TO HER!"

"NO WAY!" Briar said angrily. "Your bitch friend did this to Apple's fiance!" And a huge cat fight ensued.

Surprisingly, neither Lizzie or Daring tried to escape from this hate fest; they just looked like a couple of stupefied deer that were about to be plowed over by a class eight coach. Clearly, the shock of being caught and losing both their reputations and good looks had blown their minds. However, the very ugly truth was slowly starting to sink in for Daring Charming; it was apparent that panic and despair were steadily filling him. Like air in an already-full balloon that's getting ready to pop.

Suddenly, Professor Baba Yaga zoomed in on the scene on her flying mortar.

"Alright, what's going on?! What are you lot doing? Class started ten minutes ago! And you two, cut it out!" The sorceress said crossly as she forced the fighting Kitty and Briar apart. Then she noticed Daring and Lizzie:

"HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?!" Baba Yaga exclaimed.

At that point, Daring finally cracked:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" He howled. The sound of his anguish could be heard all the way in the Village of Bookend. His cries were so powerful, they knocked the inconspicuous Rotty off his perch much to his sister's grim satisfaction.

"OK that's enough..." Baba Yaga tried to say. But Daring still kept screaming in his deranged fashion. Finally, Baba Yaga had to resort to zapping up a magical gag to shut him up.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII-GRK!" Daring went.

"Right." Baba Yaga said authoritatively. "Mr. Charming, Miss Heart: report to the headmaster's office. The rest of you: get back to class. NOW." She added threateningly.

The students didn't need to be told twice and all of them booked it for their respective classes. Albeit whispering and gossiping all the way.

Only Raven stayed behind. She didn't have any classes she needed to get to just now. And she had a bone to pick with her evil big brother.