Chapter 36

Think is different from my other Story of Yes Man

(Loud House Residence, Lincoln/Luna's Room)

Lincoln is on his computer looking up on any new video games, and Luna is on her top bunk using her laptop, then she enters an auction site and sees something that immediately catches her attention

"Whoa! The shirt that Mick Swagger wore on his first tour! Sweet!" said Luna, this kind of got her little brothers attention

"You found something cool sis?" asked Lincoln as he removes his head set "Sure did! This thing!" replied Luna as she shows Lincoln the image on her laptop

Lincoln was a bit confused at first, then he saw what the shirt was "A Sweaty, Crusty T-shirt from Mick Swaggers first rock tour?" said Lincoln

"Yup! And it's already gotten a lot of buyer's attention! I have to beat them for it!" said Luna in determination

Lincoln wanted to see Luna get the shirt and feel happy, but some part of him felt like something was wrong "Luna, maybe you should look up on the real information about the shirt, so you won't make a mistake" said Lincoln

Luna was feeling skeptical about Lincoln's advice "What are you talking about bro? This is Mick Swaggers shirt! It definitely looks legit" replied Luna

"That's what Clyde said when he bought an antique vase online that was said to have been from the old era of china, but it turns out it was paper Mache, he was devastated for days" said Lincoln "And all it took to wake him up was a picture of Lori"

Suddenly they heard a commotion coming from outside "Sounds like the twins, I'll go see what they're up to, try and look for anything about the shirt and then you'll see" said Lincoln as he heads out to the twins room

Luna was at a crossroads in her thoughts, so she tried to look it up, she tried every site she could find that may have some info about a shirt from Mick Swagger, just then she saw a post from years ago, about the first Mick swagger Tour, and what she saw made her grossed out

(Minutes later)

Lincoln returns back into the room "Turns out that the twins were fighting over the jump rope because since Lola couldn't find hers and it turns out her jump rope was outside in the backyard, again" said Lincoln

Lincoln stops when he sees Luna just looking at the laptop with shock "Luna?" asked Lincoln, but he got no response, so he climbed up to her bunk and sat next to her "Luna? You okay?" but no response

Lincoln then looked at the laptop and read the post "Best moment of my life being the driver and Mick Swagger let me keep his shirt for the whole tour, since he needed a new one" said Lincoln

The Post even had a picture of Mick Swaggers driver wearing the shirt and it already looked like it had fresh sweat stains, in other words, Mick Swagger only wore it on his first concert of the tour, the rest of the time his driver wore it (Gross!)

Lincoln was shocked by this info, he then looked at Luna, who just closed the laptop, she gave a defeated sigh "You were right bro, I could've ended up like Clyde" said Luna

She then looked at Lincoln and smiled "Thanks bro" said Luna "You're not upset or disappointed?" asked Lincoln

"Well, maybe a little, I mean Mick did wore it on his first concert, but the rest of the time it was his driver" said Luna, then she chuckled a bit "For a minute there, I nearly ended up buying it, way too close" said Luna

Lincoln also smiled "Well, I'm gonna go get some pudding and soda, you want some little brother?" asked Luna

"Sure" replied Lincoln, Luna headed out of the room and went to the kitchen, Lincoln felt kinda bad for Luna that she didn't get the shirt, Lincoln looked at his still on computer and had an idea

(Minutes later, again)

Luna returns into the room with two sodas and two chocolate pudding cups "I should probably put some pudding and refill on soda's for our mini fridge" said Luna, then she sees Lincoln looking at the computer and to his stash of money that he's had since Jordan (Neighborhood yard work)

"What are you doing little bro?" asked Luna, Lincoln finished counting his money and put some of it away "Getting us to a concert" said Lincoln with a smile

Luna placed the sodas and pudding cups onto the table and saw on his computer "Backstage passes to SMOOCH! Tonight!" said Luna in shock "YEP! And I was able to get us two of them!" said Lincoln in glee

Luna looked at the price of the passes "450 dollars!" said Luna, then she saw the money Lincoln had "But, are you sure?" asked Luna "Yeah! Besides, I know you're still bummed after finding out about the Mick Swagger shirt and so I thought maybe this could cheer you up" said Lincoln

Luna suddenly had tears of joy and hugged Lincoln "Oh you are the best bro!" said Luna "And I'll be paying for whatever snacks we'll have" said Luna "Okay Sis" replied Lincoln

(Nighttime)

Lincoln and Luna were dressed like SMOOCH, and they were ready to go to the Royal Woods Mall, they already told their parents where they were going, and agreed to let them go, Luna tried to call Chunk, but he was busy with a longtime friend, so Lori had to drive them to the mall

"This is gonna be awesome!" said Lincoln "I know, first you got to dance with them at the stage on your first concert and now you get to hang out with them backstage!" said Luna

"Sure wish my friends were here with us though" said Lincoln feeling a bit sad "Well, they have their own thing for the summer, and we have ours" said Luna "Let's just enjoy this one concert together"

This kinda made Lincoln feel better "Okay sis" said Lincoln, then they hear Lori calling them "Would you two hurry up already!" they both raced out of the room and headed outside and into Vanzilla

(Royal Woods Mall)

Vanzilla stops in front of the mall, Lincoln and Luna exit the van "Alright you guys, just text or call me if you want a ride back home" said Lori, she then drives back home, Lori didn't have any plans at the mall since her friends were all busy

Lincoln and Luna enter the mall and get into the line, they soon got in line and bought some backstage passes "Yes! Finally got them!" said Lincoln "This is gonna be so cool bro!" replied Luna

"Luna?!" they both turned around and saw "Tabby!" it was Tabby, in a SMOOCH like attire and makeup

"Hey mates, looks like you two got backstage passes as well" said Tabby "Wait you got one too?" asked Lincoln

"Pretty much, me and my date split the cash to grab these little beauties!" said Tabby

"Date?" asked Lincoln, just then someone exits the restrooms "All done Tabby, now let's get our rock on- Oh hey there Lincoln!" said Liam, who was also dressed like SMOOCH

Tabby ran towards Liam and hugged him "This is my date!" said Tabby, both Lincoln and Luna were shocked "Whoa man!" said Luna "When did all of this happened?" asked Lincoln

Liam and Tabby giggles a bit "Let's just say we bumped into each other at Flip's and we immediately recognized each other" said Tabby

"We talked, had a few laughs, played some dancin' game at Gus' and got to know each other" said Liam

"And just when you thought it was just getting all friendly, this little chap asked me if I wanted to hang with him some more, or in other words, a date" said Tabby

"And I guess, we got a little caught up in each other and well dang it, we're official!" said Liam, then Tabby kisses his cheek making Liam blush

Lincoln and Luna were stunned by this news, but smiled "Well looks like we're both the cool guys in the group" said Lincoln "I guess yer right about that Lincoln" said Liam

"Come on dudes! Let's get our backstage on!" said Luna "Yeah!" they all replied

"By the way, where's this Jordan person you're dating?" asked Tabby "Oh, Jordan's Godfather/Uncle came to visit, so she's spending some time with him" repelled Lincoln

"Oh, well it would've been nice if she was here too, kinda would make it like a double date or something" said Liam "It would, but Luna's here too, and I don't want my sis to be the third awkward wheel" said Lincoln

Luna felt flattered by this "Come on little bro, wouldn't feel like that" said Luna "Besides, as long as you're happy with Jordan here, I wouldn't mind being the third wheel, I would be you're VIP body guard" said Luna teasingly

They all laughed a bit, until "Luna!" they all looked to who was calling, but Luna immediately recognized that beautiful voice, and Luna was right "Sam?" said Luna as she blushes, and it was Sam, also dressed up like SMOOCH

"Hey Lunes, I was wondering who was making that cute laugh" said Sam "Hey there little loud" said Sam, Lincoln was just stunned by Sam "Hi" said Lincoln

"Hey Tabby, this you're date?" asked Sam "Dang right he is, good to see you too Sam" replied Tabby

"Guess we're all going backstage huh?" asked Sam as she shows her backstage pass, Lincoln needed to know more about this "Can you excuse me and Luna for a bit" said Lincoln

Lincoln drags Luna behind an empty food stand "Okay Luna, I'm not upset that Sam is a girl, I'm just a little shocked" said Lincoln

Luna blushes "Yeah, Sam is a girl, and the one I have a crush on, I mean she's cool, pretty, cute and the blue streak on her hair and the way she rocks her body when she plays music" at this point Luna was just like Lincoln whenever he starts describing Jordan, though that last part was something Lincoln did not want to hear

"Okay Lunes I understand, but I need to know, are you a Lesbian?" asked Lincoln "Well, not fully, I'm actually Bisexual" replied Luna "Sorry for keeping this secret from you and the other's" said Luna is sadness

"Luna, I get it, you were afraid that they would be disappointed if they found out, but I'm sure they won't" said Lincoln, Luna felt happy that Lincoln had her support "Thanks little brother" replied Luna as they hug

"Also, have you told her that the note you gave her was from you?" asked Lincoln, Luna blushes again "No, I just thought she would figure it out by now, I haven't had the courage to actually tell her how I feel" said Luna

"Well, maybe you'll get the chance, maybe not today, or tomorrow, but someday you'll have the chance to tell her" said Lincoln with a comforting tone "Thanks bro, why are you always so thoughtful with your words?" said Luna jokingly

"Come on sis, let's go see SMOOCH" said Lincoln, the two loud siblings head back to the others "Good, you guys are back, now let's get our rocking on!" said Tabby "Yeah!" they all cheered

Lincoln noticed that Liam had Tabby, Luna had Sam (sorta), it felt a bit awkward, but he didn't mind 'Guess I'm the VIP bodyguard now' Lincoln said to himself

Just then an employee with a mega phone arrived and went on top of the ticket booth "Attention all SMOOCH fans, SMOOCH won't be playing tonight" said the man, this made everyone boo at him

"one of the band mates broke his leg when he was getting off of the bus, which made multiple instruments fall onto each other like dominos, therefore clashing with the other band mates, SMOOCH is currently headed to the hospital" the man continued

"Oh no!" said Lincoln "Sorry for the inconvenience people, we'll be giving out full refunds later" said the man "Thank you for your patience and again very sorry"

(Later outside of the mall)

After getting their refund on their passes, Lincoln, Luna, Sam, Tabby and Liam were sitting next to each other on the bench "Well, now what?" asked Sam

"I can't believe this is happening, and I just got my face all good!" said Liam "This is blows guys!" said Tabby

Luna looked at Lincoln who was feeling sad, Lincoln wanted to make Luna feel better after the shirt auction, but now he was the one feeling miserable "You okay little bro?" asked Luna

"No! I'm not okay!" replied Lincoln with a raised voice, this caught the attention of the others

"This was supposed to be a cool night with you and me hanging out with SMOOCH, I wanted to make you feel better after the you were miserable, but instead it all blew apart" said Lincoln who was now looking more miserable

Sam, Liam and Tabby asked what he was talking about, Luna was able to tell them what had happened at the house "Oh poor kid" said Sam "At least you didn't get the shirt" said Tabby "Sounds like something my cousin would've worn" said Liam

Before Luna could say anymore, they all hear a large truck horn, they all look to the car that stopped in front of them, a black GMC Pick-up truck "Whoa!" said Sam "That's one big monster!" said Tabby "Looks bigger than my pa's first prize pig" said Liam

The trucks door opens and coming out was Jordan, but she was dressed differently, not like SMOOCH but something else "Lincoln!" Jordan runs towards him "I heard what happened from a post online, I'm so sorry that you didn't get to go backstage" said Jordan

"Yeah, and I was trying to make this night even more memorable with Luna, she made my first concert unforgettable, but I guess it all went wrong" said Lincoln

Jordan then smiled "Maybe this night isn't gonna be all so bad" said Jordan, they were all confused by what she just said "What are you talking about mate?" asked Tabby

Then the trucks window rolls down revealing Jordan's Godfather/Uncle "You guys wanna see a concert and go backstage, because I can provide" said Peter Harris (his description is in the my Yes Man story)

"Wait what?" said Liam "There's a concert going on over at Beaverton and my godfather can take us backstage, since he know the band that's playing there" said Jordan

Lincoln looked towards Luna "I guess it's worth a shot little bro" said Luna, Lincoln smiled and looked at Jordan "Okay, let's go" said Lincoln

They all boarded Peter's truck "Oh by the way, how did you and Tabby became a thing?" asked Jordan

(Beaverton Grand Stadium)

Peter's truck parks in the back, they all get off and enter backstage (they didn't even notice the bus parked next to them)

As they go through the hallways, they spot a door with a star on it that says "Kiss!" said Luna and Sam in shock "Wait a minute, you mean the band Kiss?" asked Tabby

"Darn right little girl, I know them because I used to be their tour bus driver" replied Peter

"Whoa! That must've been so cool" said Lincoln "Driving for a band to their concerts, now that's way better than meeting them backstage" said Liam

Then the door opens and they see Spaceman, Catman, Starchild and The Demon, Gene Simmons "Well, well, if it isn't the man who drives through Texan fire" said Catman "It's good to see you guys again" replied Peter

"So, are these the guys who couldn't go to the other concert?" asked Starchild "Pretty much, I just thought it would be nice to let them come and meet real Rock n' Roll Legends" replied Peter

The band approached the kids "i-It's a true honor to meet you all!" said Tabby with excitement

"This is really happening!" said Sam "I can't bloody believe it!" said Luna

"Well it's happening, you get to watch us perform on stage as the legends we were in the past!" said the Demon

Then the stage manager arrives "kiss, you guys are up in ten minutes" then he left back to the stage

"Well, looks like we're gonna be on soon" said Spaceman, then Peter got an idea "You two know how to rock with electric guitars right?" Peter asked Luna and Sam

"Well, I know how to jam on an electric, acoustic and a bass, but Luna is the one who knows how to play any instrument" said Sam "You should see the instruments she has in the room, she even has a gong" said Lincoln

Luna blushes "Y-Yeah, it's kinda true!" this made the band smile "How would you guys like to play with us on our third song?" asked Starchild

Both Luna and Sam were shocked at their offer "R-Really?!" they both asked. "Yeah, you two are the next generation of music or better yet the next genre for bands" said Catman

"So grab some guitars and we'll tell you when you're up!" said the Demon, they all followed the band to the stage, they just wait to the side of the stage and watch

The concert begins as Kiss perform two of their songs "This is awesome!" said Lincoln "Totally!" said Jordan

"Alright my Kiss fans! We have two special guests here who are big time music lovers! Let's give it up for Luna Loud and Sam Sharp!" said Starchild, Luna and Sam get on stage with some electric guitars they found backstage, they wave at the cheering crowd

"Are you two ready to show these people who gave us Rock n' Roll?!" asked the Demon

"Heck Yeah!" Luna and Sam responded, they all performed the song "God gave
Rock n' Roll" Lincoln and the others also singing and dancing to the music

After the song Luna and Sam head back to the others "You two were awesome!" said Tabby "Totally awesome!" said Jordan "I'm proud of ya sis!" said Lincoln "I never knew god invented Rock n' Roll!" said Liam

"Thanks guys, this has been quite an experience" said Sam "It was a great experience when I was playing it with you" said Luna, but then she realized what she just said "I-I mean that … well …. We were so great and" Luna was confused at that point

Sam smiled at Luna's stuttering, so she shut her up by kissing her cheek, making Luna blush and look at Sam "L. Loud, that was you're note, wasn't it?" asked Sam

Luna then blushes redder "Y-You knew?" asked Luna "Lunes, you're the only one in the school who would've left the note in my locker and I always notice how a bit nervous you get when I was around you" said Sam

"And to be honest, I kinda like you too" said Sam as she walks closer to Luna "I guess you can say, I'm a lesbian and I have a crush on you Luna Loud" said Sam lovingly

Luna was now in her own love trance "Well, let's see how we boogie shall we?" said Luna, they both passionately kiss each other

Lincoln just smiles at this, but then he's grabbed by Jordan "this is making me feel all lovey dovey inside as well" said Jordan, Lincoln smirks and pulls Jordan in for a kiss

Liam was at a loss for words "So, girls can like each other too?" asked Liam, but he's cut off by Tabby pulling him by his shirt "Shut up and kiss me farm boy!" said Tabby, and they also kiss

Gene Simmons sports his signature long tongue as a congratulations to the young couples kissing

While they were busy having a kissing session, Peter smiles at them "I feel awkward"

(Royal Woods, Loud House Residence)

The black GMC Pick-up stops in front of the Loud house, Lincoln and Luna hop off as well as Jordan and Sam with their Kiss signed guitars "This wouldn't have happened if you didn't show up beautiful" said Lincoln "I couldn't leave my handsome man hanging around doing nothing" replied Jordan

"So, does this mean you wanna try and see if we're meant to be?" asked Luna "Yeah, I'd love that" said Sam, then they both couples kiss each other again

They then break their kiss "See you tomorrow I guess" said Lincoln "Call me" replied Jordan as she heads to her godfather's car

"Can't wait for our date love" said Luna "Same here Lunes" replied Sam, she then heads back into the truck as well, Peter was gonna take them all back to their homes as well

"Thanks again Jordan and you too Peter" said Lincoln "Hey, if a gentleman like you is nice to my goddaughter, than you've got my respect little man, and madam musical, catch you two on the flipside" said Peter, and his truck drives off

The two Loud siblings were now headed back inside "This was the best concert ever!" said Luna "One that we'll both never forget" replied Lincoln

As they open the door they are greeted by their parents and sisters "Tell us everything! And was that Sam?!" asked Lori, Luna and Lincoln chuckled, they had a lot to explain

Decided to take this from my story Yes Man and give it a little change, hope you all enjoyed it, please leave a review

I do not own Kiss, but I do own the OC, Peter Harris