Title: my precious…
Rating: PG
Pairings/characters: Envy, Lust, Gluttony
Word count: 215
Warnings: Crack, OOC
Summary: Envy discovers the most important substance made by man
Dedication: Ookami. 'Cause it's her birthday present :D
Prompt: 'Envy' and 'chocolate'
A/N: I probably could have made it longer, but you get the point with what's here. If I'd written more, it'd probably have gotten redundant. I'm very happy with this.
"Envy…"
"MINE!"
"Honestly Envy…"
"It's MINE! Get your own! Or, no… get some of your own then give it to me!"
Lust massaged her temples with her fingertips, Gluttony standing behind her slightly with a pitifully wistful look on his face as he stared at Envy.
Envy was hugging a bowl filled to the brim with chocolates, more of which was smeared across its face. There was a rather psychotic (well, more psychotic) look in its eyes as it glared at the other homunculi.
"Lust… I'm huuungry."
"Look, just give him a few of them, you have plenty" Lust pleaded
"No." Envy stuffed another handful of chocolate into his mouth.
"It's not even that good!" Lust practically yelled, throwing her hands up in her frustration.
Envy gaped at her, outrage forming on its face after a moment.
"How can you say that?! Chocolate is the greatest creation ever thought up! It rivals even the red stones! No, there is no competition, it is far better! The one who thought it up was a genius among geniuses!"
"…Yes. Fine. You are right, chocolate is the meaning of life, Envy." Lust admitted, tired of arguing
"See. You finally get it. That wasn't so hard now, was it?"
"…So it's all the more reason to share with gluttony."
"MINE!"