Mage: Aww are you serious? Come on Sage!
Sage: Yes I am serious. No more humor...time for action! I've been waiting for this chapter to come and it will come!
Mage: XD but can't we put like some small Hana/Tori romance humorish in?
Sage: --; depends. I want to add Neji/Tenten, Sasuke/Sakura, and Naruto/Hinata in the story as soon as possible
Mage: Don't forget Shikamaru/Ino!
Sage: Geez they have like four kids isn't that enough romance?
Mage: (glare)
Sage: All right, all right...just start the story...
Time: Reset
Neji looked up in the sky with wandering questions in his mind and sighs deeply as he threw a small pebble across the river. When he heard the pebble drops in the river, he crouches down and tries to register in his mind of what happened earlier
"My father was a great man...I drove to avenge him and I vowed I would never have my own son to experience the pain I felt..." or daughter...
He shuts his eyes as he faced his back against the tree. Neji opens his eyes again and stared deeply into the river with guilt in his eyes "And now...I just fought him and beat him with my own hands..."
'To my son...Tori...your mother...Hyuuga Tenten...' he recalled of the blade that girl gave him earlier
"It had my mark..." he whispered hoarsely Neji is always fond of birds of their way of lives or the way they look. He made a small bird mark to represents him and to represents the way he lives. His head droops down and his face full of anguish "Musuko...gomen nasai..." (translation: my son...I'm sorry)
"Naruto! Daisuke!" screams out Sakura. After Takashi hunted down Tori and Hana, team seven was missing two uzumakis and they were not happy about it...
"Mou Hana where would Daisuke be?" whispers Tori to Hana. Hana was about to respond until Takashi glared at Daisuke and held Hana away from Tori
"You, stay away from my sister and that's an order from your sensei!" Tori made a small scoff but it was heard by Takashi
'Damn perverted Hyuuga...defiling my sister like that...' Takashi growled
"Naruto! Daisuke!" Sakura cried out again but there was no response. Sasuke rolls his eyes and crosses his arms "Leave them. It's not like they'll get into any trouble,"
Sakura sighs "Where would they go though?"
"HENTAI!" Sakura and the others turn to the voice and Sasuke rolls his eyes again
"I think we found them,"
The team dashed to the voice that belongs to a red Yamanaka Ino. Sakura turned to her with much confusion and approached to her "What's wrong?"
"What's wrong!" Ino yelled out. She began to stomp around and threw a fit while cursing "Your teammate and his look-a-like! That's what's wrong!"
"Told ya," Sasuke said rolling his eyes again
"I saw them...peeking at me!" she yelled out. Sakura felt her temper going up and her eyes turning bloodshot red as if she had sharingan
"Why-"
"We weren't peeking I swear!" Daisuke yelled out when he came out of the hiding spot. Naruto groaned and bumped him over the head "We're not suppose to come out unless it's necessary,"
"But we weren't peeking! We were going to put a small bug-"
"BUG!" Ino yell out horrifically "That's just worse! Get over here you...you...Naruto!"
"Wait I didn't do anything!" He cried out. Ino glared at Naruto and he began to freeze 'I sense danger...'
"Otou-san you can take her easily! Back in the future you used to boss her around as if she was just a lowly maid!" Daisuke laughs raucously while Naruto kept on sweating. He felt Ino advancing him as he took a step back
"Daisuke," Tori whispers to him while Daisuke stared at him with a goofy grin on his face "Your father never did that,"
Daisuke snickers "I know,"
"ITAI!"
The sound of Naruto's voice grew into the village of Konoha
"Our team...is so dysfunctional..." Takashi groaned as he held a jutsu on Tori and another jutsu on Daisuke. Both jutsu were not to go five feet from Takashi and both boys were seriously moody about it. Hana, however, was happy as a clam as she was looking around in the village with Sakura and Sasuke. Naruto wasn't so happy when he felt the beating of Ino and has to 'babysit' team nine under Takashi
"Sensei," whined Daisuke "Why does Hana get to go to the village?"
Tori had to agree "Hai, just because she's your sister doesn't mean-"
"It's not because she's my sister," Takashi said calmly "It's because you're a pervert Hyuuga,"
Tori sweatdrops and said nothing else as they were walking toward the Hokage's tower hoping to get back to their time before they damage anything else
"You again!" Lee cried out when he saw Tori and the others. Tori sweatdrops and whispers to himself 'not him again...'
"Aaahhh it's the son of the prodigy! Where's your cute girlfriend?" Lee said eagerly looking for Hana. Takashi growled and glared at the bowlcut man "First of all, don't you dare approach my sister...second she is not his girlfriend! He's a freaking pervert!"
Tori groaned while putting his head down 'That's the fifth time he said that to me after he caught me...damn you Hana...'
"ACHOO!" Hana rubbed her nose and Sakura and Sasuke stared at her in a weird way. She waved them off and said "I'm fine,"
'Someone must be thinking of me...I hope it's a cute guy!'
Tori sneezed back (weird I sneezed at the same time Tori sneezed) and Takashi snickered "You must be getting a cold weakling. Now bowlcut boy, we have to go to the hokage's tower as soon as possible so would you mind...get out of our way?"
Lee shook his head furiously "We can't find Neji and we want Tori to go look for him,"
Takashi rose an eyebrow "Who's we?"
"Me and Tenten! Tenten ran off trying to find him. Come on Neji's son! Help us out here!"
Tori rolls his eyes 'I have better things to do then hunt for my father,'
"All right," Takashi said calmly. Tori's eyes widen when he heard his sensei spoke 'What the hell!'
"So come on Tori, use your byakugan and find your father," Takashi smirks. Tori glared at his sensei again while activating it 'He knew I didn't want to face him...'
"Hey should we make a run for it?" Naruto whispers to Daisuke but Takashi interrupted them and yanked on the collars of their t-shirt "You two are not going anywhere,"
"Crap," Naruto and Daisuke said in unison with a menacing glare at Takashi who gave them the Uchiha 'I-pwn-you-suck' smirk
Somewhere in the distant future...
"Have you find the location of squad nine yet?"
"iie.."
"What should we do hokage-sama?"
"Send in...the Konoha five..."
"Hai Hokage-sama,"
"I think it's time to unite them again..."
"Hai...baa-chan..."
"Naruto get out already!"
"Itai!"
Blast to the past
"Otou-san...otou-san...otou-san..." Tori kept repeating himself as he kept looking for his father. He kept on sighing as Takashi keeps tailing him to find his father. Lee was looking anxious while the two uzumakis were still gloomy that Takashi got control over them
'He's not even my sensei!' Naruto cried in his head
"Otou-san...Otou-san...otou-"
"I'm going crazy here! Find him already Tori!" Daisuke yelled at him. Tori glared at his teammate but said nothing while trying to find his father
"Don't ignore me! If you didn't get all touchy on Hana-chan, we wouldn't-"
"If you didn't fool around, we would've gone home already!" Tori yell back at him
"Hey! Who was the guy that had no shirt and practically groping her-"
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I don't want to hear you two bickering especially about my sister! If any of you speak and that means you too bowlcut boy and your damn father Daisuke! I am getting a headache here!" Takashi growls 'I could've got into ANBU but nooo father insisted teaching genins will get a chance to learn more techniques...it'll teach you life...well father what I learn so far is that Hyuugas are perverts!' (Sage: Byakugan – see through stuff. If that's not perverted then I don't know what is)
Through the hunt, the team was all quiet in fear of Takashi Uchiha
"Stop moping around Neji," Tenten scowled at him. Neji's eyes were still full of regret and said nothing. Tenten sighed hopelessly around him and crouch down next to him
"Neji stop moping," Neji didn't want to talk especially at Tenten so he said nothing while she kept on talking "Look if it's me then I'll-" Damn, I have to talk now
"It's not you," he growls. Why would it be her? He didn't mind her. In fact he is happy it was her and not some stalker or some girl in an arrange marriage. Tenten wasn't sure how to feel. Happy that it's not her fault? Or confuse that something else is bothering him? Well let's just say she felt both, one of them weighing the other
"Is it about Tori?" She felt him flinch so it must've been him. Neji stood up while staring down at Tenten. Now Tenten is feeling nervous around Neji. After finding out her son is the son of Neji. How did she find out? Well team Gai knows about the mark of Neji too so it's plain obvious...beside she always felt fond of Neji Hyuuga. Neji rose an eyebrow to her motioning her to keep talking
"You...you didn't know he was your son. Tori wanted to prove himself Neji! If you go weak on him that's not proving himself. He maybe broken up but he's picking up the pieces! I'm sure Tori is fine," She stared at him and Neji made a small smirk realizing Tori's eyes were the same as Tenten's but he had to concur Tenten is much better
"You're going to be a great mother,"
Let's go to the future!
"Are we ready?"
"Hai Hokage-sama!" the five shady ninjas said saluting at her
"Naruto, you will be the leader of this squad," The future Naruto made a grin and gave her a good guy pose
"I will not fail hokage-baa-chan!" She whacked his head on the side with her vein popping
"Since Chouji are out of commission, we depend on you four: Neji, Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Kiba. Retrieve squad nine and back. Do not alter the past in any way just retreive them...Be careful...and one more thing..."
"Hai?"
"We must wipe the memory of your past lives about squad nine. You have to use that jutsu,"
"Hai!"
"Ready the scroll!" The hokage made hand signs and stared at the Konoha five
"I wish you good luck. Michi Kiri: Kinou Kyuuseishu no jutsu! (Translation: Path of the mist: Savior of the past!)," The hokage placed her palm onto the scroll and it made Konoha five disappeared within a second before her eyes. She stared at the spot with a smile on her face until her assisstant, Sakura spoke up
"Um hokage-sama?"
"Hai Sakura-chan?"
"How are they going to go back?" The hokage realized that and smack her head on the desk
"KUSO!"
Past time...
"I think I feel my father's chakra now, let's go!" So I can finally get out of Takashi-sensei's wrath and back into my home!
"Yosh! Let's go find my teammate of mine!" Lee said energetically as Tori and Lee dash ahead to go find Neji
"Come on you two," Takashi said while pulling the collars of the Uzumakis who just sigh in response
"Kaa-chan?" Tori tilted his head to see his mother talking to his father. Lee was about to interrupt until Tori lift his hand making him halt
"What's wrong?" Lee said hiding in the bush. Tori hushed him and told him to conceal his chakra which he did. Takashi and the Uzumakis arrive but were confuse of why Tori wanted to hide
"What are we – oh shit..." Takashi stared at Tenten and Neji who were casually talking at first until Neji lean down to her lips. They departed after a second and it seems like Tenten was flush and wanted to go find the others until Neji grabbed her wrist before she could go anywhere
"Why am I not surprise? Even Tori's father is a pervert..." snorted Takashi. Tori glared at him "All they do are just kiss – oh wait nevermind..."
The Uzumaki father and son just stared in shock of the two happy couple until it suddenly ended when something from the sky landed on Neji
"Nani?"
"Mou Naruto next time we should find a spot...where no one could see us!" yell out a man with long raven hair tied with one band and dark eyes. He wore his ANBU outfit and his snake mask was on top of his head
"Well Snake I didn't do anything! It was hokage-baa-chan remember!"
"Well it was your idea," retorted a man with fangs and red triangles on his face. He was standing next to a huge white fur dog with his tongue is hanging low
"Shut it Kiba," the other man in the orange sweatshirt retorted back. The other man sighed and looked up at the sky. He had a spiky ponytail with lazy eyes and wore a chunnin flak jacket with a long sleeve shirt. The man next to him sigh and shook his head in embarrassment. He has long black hair with clear eyes and wore a traditional robe and pants along with straw sandels. He also has a hawk mask on top of his head and a small dragon necklace hanging low
"Hey isn't this Tenten?" the one Kiba said pointed at her. She stared at them as if she was saying 'wtf are you doing here and why did you interrupt my kiss'
"Hai! I think the technique actually work!" the one Naruto said with a happy grin
"Get off of me!" growled Neji from the bottom. One minute he was alone with Tenten (or so he thought) then a group of strangers just land on him
"Hey raven it's you!" the future Naruto said laughing while Raven glared at him and whispered
"We are not suppose to tell us about this,"
"We're going to wipe their memory clean anyways," Naruto whispered back
"Otou-chan!" yell out Daisuke, Takashi, and Tori as they were running from their hiding spot with a grin
"Aahh Daisuke it's been a while," Mirai Naruto stuck out his tongue and placed his hand on his head ruffling his hair
"You were in war! What happened!" Both Narutos frown when they heard the information while Sasuke nod at his son and Neji placed his hand onto his son's head
"We heard you disappeared and so we refuse to fight and tried to find you guys," Daisuke's grin grew big and saluted him
"Sugoi! So you do care!" Mirai Naruto coughed nervously and said
"I always care kid. You are my only bloodline so come on let's get-"
"Where's Hana?" Mirai Sasuke said suddenly glaring at Takashi
"She's with you," Takashi pointed at him while his glare grew stronger
"You're suppose to take care of her," Takashi coughed
"Well you're taking care of her...sort of..." Takashi felt the glare grew bigger upon him and all he can do is sweatdrop
"Let's just go find her and we can get out here," said Mirai Kiba suddenly interrupting the Uchihas. Sasuke grumbles and pointed at Takashi
"We're talking about this after,"
'Man I am so busted...' Takashi thought
"What's going on?" Neji said. Mirai Neji turned to him at age 16 and said "Go back to whatever you're doing and make sure you're alone...I can't remember the times how Lee or someone end up interrupting me and-"
"You mean like the time I thought mom was another-" (1) Tori suddenly shut up when his real father glared at him while the others are still confuse
"Orochimaru and the sound nins are attacking the village. We need every ninja, including squad nine, to participate in the war," Sasuke said coldly. Takashi crossed his arms and said,
"It's never oh I just miss you son is it otou-san?" Mirai Sasuke scowled but said nothing as the Konoha and squad nine left the area. Tenten, Neji, Naruto, and Lee were looking at each other to find answers but were still looking confused
"Where's Hana-chan? I don't sense her chakra anywhere," Mirai Sasuke said hopping from one roof to another "Takashi..."
"Don't worry, I think I see Sakura-kaa-chan," Takashi pointed at her and flew down. He was about to smile at her until he noticed her face full of worry...not a good sign
"What's wrong Sakura-kaa-chan?"
"Itachi is back,"
'Itachi!' everyone thought but the one who is most affected was the future Sasuke himself
"Kuso..."
End
(1) - Corresponds with my other story: Misunderstood
Sage: Itachi! Finally! Well Mirai Sasuke have to stand back as he watches the fight. It's a rule to not interfer with time
Mage: Squad nine seems to break that rule
Sage: They didn't know that rule. This is the first time any ninja has gone to the past. The hokage told Konoha five to not interfer with the past so Mirai Sasuke has to watch and contain himself not to fight
Mage: What about Hana? She can't fight with Itachi
Sage: Again, Hana didn't know that rule therefore it's null. The hokage did not say anything to squad nine because Orochimaru sent them not the hokage. Hana could fight with Itachi...like Sasuke she has a big grudge against him...
Mage: This'll be interesting...
Sage: Yeah...I didn't want to make it full based humor. Got to add other stuffs too --;
Mage: Well if it was full based humor what would you put in this chapter?
Sage: Daisuke and Tori fight each other
Mage: That's not humor
Sage: It is when Daisuke pull out his special move: Oiroke no Jutsu: Hana style! (In other words, Sexy no Jutsu: Hana style!)
Mage: ROFL! I would love to see that
Sage: Yeah well I don't want it full based so just enjoy the fight...
Mage: Hai! XD remember to review minna-san!