Sage: Right now Mage is asleep at the moment so I have to be the one to answer the questions (This is such a drag...that's my new word now...if you do not know that's what the Dub Shikamaru say instead of troublesome) eighteen years into the future. xP Well the Third hokage was 69 before he died. I don't want Naruto to get the Hokage title just yet so Tsunade is 69 as same as Orochimaru and Jiraya. Everyone is still alive...but sooner or later someone will have to die (Mostly like someone in Team Nine and the 'old' jounins. I can't tell you who...but someone will die in the battle. There is no happy ending in war...)
When I wrote out Itachi flicked Hana's forehead, my mind went to Sakura when Ino poked her forehead and I was wow I didn't realize Sakura and Sasuke has something in common when they were little. I'm not sure if Naruto had anyone that he admire flick his forehead so yeah...Sasuke (presently) will change his feelings...this is my story after all XP The Naruto Characters are still as clueless as ever...well maybe except Sakura and Sasuke but hello wouldn't everyone be clueless when you're looking at the future you? Clueless...wait I change my mind, hell of a shock!
Hmm time for Science! Ok Daisuke have a chance of fifty fifty of getting Byakugan (no half and half like one eye is Byakugan and the other is normal)
I made Naruto the more dominant eyes because he has Kyuubi and Hinata the recessive, however I made Naruto half dominant (Ff).
Fh - Naruto
hh - Hinata
So if Ff and hh were to have a child the result would be Fh, Fh, hh, hh (a fifty fifty chance). Hmm why did I make him half dominant? I have no clue but it would be best if he is. Biology was not my best subject so I'm not too fond of DNA and all of that stuff (Plus I totally forgot about everything from last year)
Secretly Shino is looking at girls (shifty eyes) Ok I'm just kidding but there's a reason for him to disappear like that. Hana and Itachi...well you'll see soon (Not in this chapter but future)
Here is the next chapter of Time: Reset! (Maybe I should change the title to Time is such a drag! LOL!)
Time: Reset
"THIS SUCKS!" scream out the future Naruto at Konoha five and team nine. Everyone wince at the sound of his voice and he kept on screaming until the presently Tsunade slammed his head down with her veins popping. The future Naruto got up while rubbing his head making Tsunade a little bit shock but the future Naruto told her she was much stronger and he was used to it. Tsunade coughs nervously and told the ninjas
"Well since we have no clue to get you back you nine will have to live in our time for now," The Konoha five blink while Team Nine just sighs. One week...one damn week...how will this work? "Unfortunately, we can't give you any missions," Their eyes widen and almost blew off the Hokage tower "NANI!"
Tsunade rubs her forehead while Shizune, still holding ton ton, gave her some dangos on the table "One, most of the missions are taken. Second, you're not my ninjas...well...you are but you're the future ninjas. Third, we want you to 'hang out' with your past selves for the time period,"
The Konoha Five gave an intense glare at her while team Nine was celebrating in their minds minus Takashi of course. He has to be in a world of perverts...
"Till then...get out of my office!" Tsunade almost threw a chair at them but they left quickly before any damage was going to happen. The Konoha Five wished the world was swallow them up and spit them out in the future so they didn't had to deal with boredingness (a word I just make up at the spot) for a whole week
"Let's get drunk," the future Naruto suggested. The other four ninjas glare at them while Team Nine, from behind the Konoha five, walk quietly
"Train," the Future Sasuke, Hana, and Takashi...obviously...
"PARTY!" Daisuke and Kiba said with a grin
"Mendoukusai..." Shikamaru whispers with his head onto his forehead
"I have to agree..." whispers out Neji slapping his forehead with his hand
"Chotte matte..." cried out a voice from behind. The Konoha five and team nine really didn't want to turn but Daisuke did and he cried out the girl's name with a wave "Hello Sakura-chan!"
The others groan but turn anyways to see the former rookie of Konoha. All nine of them...
"What do you want..." the future Shikamaru said with a bored expression. The present Shikamaru gave out the same expression but as Ino tapped (pushed) him from behind, he rolled his eyes and said, "We want to ask questions,"
All of the 'future' Konoha Ninjas quirk up an eyebrow with a confusing look "What type of questions?" question the Future Shikamaru
The girls glance at each other but then turn back at Konoha Five and team Nine "Our love lives!"
At that one minute...that one moment...all the guys groan in desperation and felt another aching headache coming right up!
"Man this sucks," The future Naruto pointed out when they were all sitting in the house of Uchiha Sasuke. It was a bit spacious...plus they had no else where to go
"Urusai, let's just do with the questionings, get out, and hope seven days would past by fast," mumbles the Future Neji while placing his hand onto his forehead. Sakura smiles at the sight of the future Konoha boys and took out a piece of scroll. The Konoha Five stared at it for a while until Kiba pointed at it with a nervous smile
"What is that?" Sakura kept on smiling and expanded the scroll. It fell down to her feet and kept on rolling until it hit the Konoha five. Her smile grew bigger...and somewhat sweeter making both Sasuke shudder. What was that feeling they had when Sakura smiles like that? Oh yeah. Trouble. "It's our questions,"
Yup...and the headache grew bigger as they fell down with eyes widen and their hands up in front "QUESTIONS!"
Sakura and the other kunoichis nod their head with another sweet smile making every ninja shudder. Sakura wagged her pointer finger at them and said,
"Question number one. Who was the first to get married?" Everyone all pointed at the future Sasuke who sighs and made Sakura squeals with a glad look on her face
"How did Shikamaru and Ino hook up?" the Future Shikamaru lazily stare at her with his eyebrows quirk up
"How did you kno-"
"I have my ways," Sakura cutting him off but he shrugged and spoke
"A bet,"
"NANI!" Ino scream out when she tried throttling the current Shikamaru who is begging for help and running out of air. The future Shikamaru rolls his eyes and placed his hands into his pockets
"What was the bet?" Hinata spoke up curiously. The future Shikamaru rolls his eyes again "Everyone bet I wouldn't last a week with Ino. My prize was no mission for a month,"
"And you got much more than that didn't you, you lazy bum?" The future Naruto joked but the future Shikamaru jabbed him in the stomach while the others were confused of what he meant
"He's talking about his kids," The future Kiba explaining to them. It was a mistake to tell them that for the girls made another smile if you call it that. Ino let go of Shikamaru who collapses from the lack of oxygen and she huffs with her arms crossed
"How many kids do we have?" Ino said still angry from what the future Shikamaru just said earlier
"I have two kids, Inuzuka Riku and Inuzuka Risa," the future Kiba said with a grin showing off his fangs "Great twins I say,"
"Four," that was all the future Sasuke said but he had a minor blush on when everyone stared at him. Four!
"Yosh! I only have one and that's Daisuke here!" the future Naruto said while ruffling the hairs of Daisuke who grinned at his father. Tori and Hana sweatdropped when they saw his teammate getting mauled by his father
"One," the future Neji said while staring at Tori. Tori gulps and waves sheepishly at the group. Now time for Shikamaru when everyone stared at him. He sighs and whispers 'mendoukusai' but he stares at them lazily and said,
"Four," Eyes widen, sweats dropping, and an angry Ino came attacking the awaken Shikamaru who just had anime tears. What was wrong with that? They all gave him a questioning look but the future Shikamaru said nothing however the current Naruto snickers
"He was too lazy to use protection didn't you?" Again, the future Shikamaru didn't say anything but he left the Uchiha manor. Guess he was too embarrass to admit the truth
"Actually, Ino and Sakura are...still rivals," the future Naruto mused with his hands stroking his imaginary beard "Well it's all Sasuke's fault actually, he is trying to rebuild his clan. Plus he kept on pressuring Sakura like that tim-"
"URUSAI! I was drunk!" the future Sasuke was about to punch the future Naruto but Takashi and Kiba kept him back. The future Naruto made a laugh while the present Sasuke and Sakura blush as the Konoha ninjas stare at the two couple. The future Naruto stuck his tongue out
"Let me think..." He nodded and placed his hand upon his chin
"I think it went like this..." The future Naruto cleared his throat and began to mimic Sasuke's voice
"Oh Sakura-chan we already have four children! Let's double it!" He fell to the floor laughing while everyone snickers when they stared at Sasuke and Sakura
'Oh boy...' Sakura thought with her blush keeps coming up
'I'm going to be like him! What the hell!' Sasuke thought wishing the world would eat him and spit him back out when all of this stuff didn't happen
the future Naruto keep snickering at the Uchiha who has a full blown blush. When Takashi and Kiba let go of him once he calms down, he sighs and rubs his forehead
"We have another question..." Sakura started out
"Hai?"
"Who did Shino marry?"
Everyone was curious about that and the Konoha Five and Team Nine suck in their breath
"Well..." the future Naruto started until the future Shikamaru came rushing in with a smirk on his face. That's the first time anyone saw Shikamaru with a smirk...or something close to that
"Guess what...time to go home..." his eyes glint with happiness and his smirk grew wider while everyone was bewildered
"We have a week...what are you talking about?" the future Shikamaru's smirk were still on and held a scroll
"We have an hour. Meet me at the Konoha gate out front," he said simply before disappearing once more. Shikamaru's eyes narrow at the disappearance while everyone, who was from the future, cheered as they finally go home. Ino felt her doubts too and turned to her team. Chouji and Shikamaru nodded at her while she nodded back
Something...was not right...
An hour later...
"Alright Genius take us back home now!" the future Naruto cheered as the Konoha Five and Team Nine stood there with a pleased look at the future Shikamaru. The future Shikamaru nodded and took out the scroll...but suddenly a kunai from no where shot the scroll making everyone tense and got into their battle stance "Who shot that!" yell out the future Shikamaru
"Give it up..." he said simply. Everyone turned to the voice. It was team eight standing in the tree! The future Shikamaru made a glare at them and was about to say something except team eight interrupts him
"You're not me..." Shikamaru's mouth twitch. Ino and Chouji nodded as Shikamaru poof!
"Just who are you anyways..." the Shikamaru with Ino and Chouji turned into future Shikamaru! What? (Sage: I have never been so confuse in my life...but I want some action and some action I will get...not like that you perverts...)
"Heh,"
The fake 'future' Shikamaru also poofs! but everyone didn't expect it to be...
"Kakashi-sensei!" yell out Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, future Naruto, and future Sasuke. Kakashi waved at them with a pleased look and a smile under his mask
"Konichiwa!"
Everyone stared at him as if he was a joke...what the!
"Nani!" cried out everyone. Konoha Village is now the most loud village of all...
"Only team eight spot this..." Kakashi said seriously and turned to team eight "Where's your other teammate?"
Ino smirks at him "He's asleep...just what he wanted!"
The future Shikamaru sighs and places his hands behind the back of his head "I wish I could be him right now...sleeping...instead of this future crap..."
Ino felt a vein growing on her. Shikamaru...past or future...they're both annoying! Chouji felt the aura around her and moved down from the tree with a sweatdrop
"We have too many ninjas in our village..." said Kakashi simply pointing at Konoha five and team Nine. They all blink at him and gave him a shrug with a simple 'so?'
This time, Kakashi sweatdrops and cleared his throat
"Let's make it simple...if other villages feel this...immense...chakra from our village, it'll probably...be afraid no? Considering we have two Jinchuuriki (1)-"
"Three! Don't forget me!" Daisuke said cutting off Kakashi. Kakashi cleared his throat and nodded
"Right...three...so we must send you ninjas to the other villages..." both Naruto was blinking at his sensei "Ano sa, ano sa! What was the point of this...concealment Kakashi-sensei!" they both said exactly...freaky...
Kakashi smiles under his mask again
"Did you know this little mishap has already spreaded to the other villages...including...the sound village?"
Everyone shook in fear when they heard sound village...since it connects to Orochimaru. They were all tense and the air was thick but Hana tried to make it better by cutting the tension
"Minna-san...we shouldn't worry about this for eighteen more years...stay calm," she nodded and everyone hesitated but nodded back at her. Kakashi grinned again
"All right then. You future Ninjas...the Hokage may have said there were no missions...but I worked her out of it...you five will report to sand village..." the future Shikamaru faltered when he heard Kakashi said that
"Sand village?" he yelled out. The other ninjas smirk at him and nodded at Kakashi "We agree," the future Shikamaru flew down with the others as Ino did with him
"Well I choose not too," Kakashi shook his head
"Gomen nasai...Shikamaru but all of the ninjas from the 'future' must accept this mission,"
"What's wrong with sand village?" Sakura questions. The future Kiba smirks at her (Sage: Too many people smirk...I have a low vocabulary...)
"Well we all know Gaara lives there..." everyone nodded slowly but they didn't get what he meant. The future Kiba sighs but the future Naruto took over
"Gaara's sister, Temari lives there too! And she has the hots for Shikamaru!" That certainly got everyone's attention
"Nani?"
"Mendoukusai..." the future Shikamaru sighs with his hands upon his forehead. Ino was glaring at him but was dropping it down. She didn't want to look...jealous...
"In fact, he used to court her," The Konoha five had a devious grin on while the future Shikamaru flushed. Ino clenches her fists and grits her teeth. She's not jealous. Of course not! Why would she be jealous? Even though Temari is stronger than her...probably even prettier than her...but why would she be jealous! This is Shikamaru! She's still in love with Sasuke for goodness sake! Sakura notices her best friend fuming beside her and shot a glance at her to cool down. Ino ignores it and still fumes which causes a dangerous aura and tension in the air
Everyone cleared their throat nervously when they felt Ino's aura. The future Shikamaru rolls his eyes
"It's not like I'm in love with her-"
"Cha!" the future Naruto and Kiba interrupted with the same grin they had earlier "You were about to marry her!"
They didn't help the situation for Ino still felt insecure and unhappy. Everyone began to back away except for the future Shikamaru who just sighs again
"That was a long time ago!"
"Shikamaru..." everyone was pointing at Ino whose eyes turn brightly red and her fists were bleeding from clenching
"I. Am. Jealous," She admits it? She admits it!
Yamanaka Ino...jealous!
Wait...jealous? That's not good!
"Now...I have things to do," she choked before leaving. The future Shikamaru winces when she said that
"I don't think I will enjoy this..." he said in a low voice
Somewhere...
"Achoo!" Shikamaru sneezed. He woke up with a sneeze and notices he was in his home. How did he get here? He dismiss the thought while he shrugged and fell back to sleep...not knowing a shadow with a smirk slowly walks into his room...
Back to Konoha Five
"Mendoukusai..." the future Shikamaru said while sighing. Kakashi clears his throat for the umpteenth time!
"Well we should get going..."
The Konoha Five groaned. They seriously don't want to depart Konoha but this is Kakashi...
"Kakashi-sensei, can't we go too!" the present Naruto chirped up. Kakashi's eyebrows grew up and pondered a moment but then nodded
"Hai, it could work. Team seven go with team future,"
"YATTA!" Daisuke and Naruto cried out with a high five and a pleasant smile. Hana squeals and held onto Tori while Takashi tries to pry her off and Sasuke and Sakura just looked amused. The future Sasuke turned to Takashi with a stern face
"Remember to take care of Hana well. I do not want that incident happen again, do you get me?"
Takashi nodded slowly and whispers to him "Hai sir..."
The future Sasuke smirked and held his left shoulder. Takashi was taken back a little bit and put on his shock face
"...As I expected, you are my child. I'm proud to call you my son,"
Takashi's shock face slowly turned into a pleasant look and nodded. This time, Takashi looked at him stern in the eye with a smile and saluted with honor "Hai otou-chan!"
The other Sasuke heard what he said and suddenly felt a flashback
'As I expected...you are my child,' his father said
He slowly clenches his fist and his face grew grim
'I will avenge you father...'
Sakura, who was next to him, saw his reaction to what he saw and suddenly felt worried
'Sasuke-kun...'
"Hai so this is it right! The hawk guy (future Neji) will go with Gai's team. Lazy Jounin (future Shikamaru) will go to team eight...if they'll get in here in time. Snake boy and Dog boy (future Sasuke and future Kiba) go with team ten. Last but not least, Team Future (Team nine) with team seven!"
"Hai!" everyone chorused but the future Naruto was not pleasant about it. He cried out to his 'former' sensei with a fist shaking in front of him "What about me sensei! Where am I going to go!"
Kakashi looked lazily at him and nodded slowly
"Aa...I almost forgot...you can always go with team future but it would be crowded..." the future Naruto frowns at his former sensei and places his hands behind the back of his head
"How come Snake and Fang get to go together!" he cried out. Kakashi coughes and pointed at team ten "Did you not notice Shino's not here? He left with his father and his clan a few days ago to go to Stone Village for settle the feud. Snake boy will take his place,"
Everyone sweatdropped
'Why is Shino always gone?'
"So...the only option is..." Kakashi shifted his look on every team but he couldn't figure out where Naruto would be placed...
"Fox boy will go with team future and team seven," he sighed while shrugging "I have no clue if your sensei will be strong enough to protect you all," Kakashi said referring to Takashi
Takashi made a frown but the future Naruto grinned. He swung his left arm over Daisuke while swinging the other arm over Naruto "This'll be great! Wait till Hinata hears this!"
"Hai!" Daisuke cried out with a smile
The 'present' Hinata flushed when she heard his name
'Naruto-kun...'
Kakashi nodded and saluted them "Your mission starts right in the morning...where's Ino-chan and Shikamaru?"
The future Shikamaru groaned
"Something bad I bet. We'll tell them later,"
So what did happen to Shikamaru..?
"Ooh...ahh..." Shikamaru groans "How troublesome..."
"Shut up and kiss me again," Ino smirked. Shikamaru rolled his eyes before placing his lips onto hers.
When you're jealous, it's best to admit it
For when you admit it, things can go wrong...
...But then again...it can help you out...
End
Sage: Finish chapter...I'm going to work on my other stories for now. This story...I hope I can finish it! XD Shikamaru and Ino's realtionship is pretty much ok but Ino is still feeling insecure...so no one's relationship is canon yet. Sasuke and Sakura is the one that's building way slow. Naruto and Hinata is not even started and Neji and Tenten are almost there but not yet. Future Neji and Neji need a little...man to man talk...
Neji and Tenten is always rushing...well since they are older than everyone else but I always seem to rush it...hmm should I add a little trouble to their 'relationship?' you know...some Kankurou/Tenten? Hehe...I'm mean like that...
Ok I am serious that someone will die...angsty isn't it? (Either in Team nine or Konoha Five) Add something exciting in this story...(shifty eyes) because in this war someone has to die (Man this is such a drag xD)
So here are the questions for you to ponder...
Will the future Sasuke actually get the will to kill Itachi?
What's Hana connection to Itachi?
Is Itachi 'human' when it comes to Hana?
Will Ino stop being insecure?
Will Sasuke warm up to Sakura?
What happen in Suna village?
Why is it Shino always gone when it's important?
And the most important question of them all!
Who did Shino marry?
(And yes she appeared in the anime)
That's all so review! (When does Mage wake up...geez...)
Oh one last note:
Neji, Sasuke, Naruto, Kiba, and Shino are perverts! Believe it!
I'm kind of fixed on that. Actually I'm just quoting my friend
"Every male are perverts! Nice guys, losers, emo, they're all perverts! Even Neji is a freakin' pervert! We all know Sasuke is staring at Sakura's boobs in that movie (She saw a screencap about it)! Kiba is pretty much a dog! Shino has eyes...everywhere...and Naruto! COME ON he created the sexy no jutsu! EVEN You Steven are a freakin' pervert!"
...yeah I have to agree...we male are perverts...