Chapter 50
Another week has passed and Lincoln was finally back on his feet. Lynn attempted to help Lincoln regain his running skills, but he denied her offer.
But he was always up for some playful park chase with his GF Jordan and helping out Liam at the farm alongside Tabby.
(Present time, Loud House)
Lincoln is reading a comic book on the lower bunk, while Luna is on the top bunk reading some rock star magazines.
Their door is opened by Lynn Jr herself. "Alright! Whos up for some indoor family Foot Ball?!" said Lynn as she's carrying one.
Luna and Lincoln look at each other confused then back to Lynn. "Sure, why not" said Lincoln. "Sure beats just laying indoors man" said Luna.
"Awesome! I already got the twins, Luan, Lisa and Lucy involved! Get you're A-Game on you two, I'm gonna go and get Lori and Leni" said Lynn. She then leaves their room and heads to the room of the eldest sisters.
(Minutes later)
Lynn Jr looks to all of her siblings piling up in front of her. "33, 89, 52, Hike!" said Lynn as Lily throws her the Football. Lynn hops past all of her siblings. "Loud looks for a receiver, but no one's open and there she goes!" said Lynn in a rush. "The quarter back sneak!"
"GET HER!" yelled Lola. But Lynn accidently runs into Luan's room and breaks through the wall and lands outside on the basketball hoop.
All of the loud siblings gasp in shock. Lori rushes and looks through the Lynn shaped wall. "Lynn? Are you okay?" Lori asked.
"Yes! That's still a TD People!" said Lynn in excitement and victory. Lori then turns to her siblings with an irritated look. "Yeah, she's fine."
Later the Loud parents checks on the damage. "Oh what the heck did you do LJ?" asked Lynn Sr.
"Sorry guys, guess I've been getting pretty ripped lately" replied Lynn as she kisses her own muscles.
But then Lana notices something. "I don't think that's why the wall broke" said Lana. She then rips off a piece of the wall to reveal what was causing the damage. "Look!" and what appeared were thousands of Termites.
"Dang it. Termites. "We'll have to call an exterminator" said Rita. "What? You can't!" yelled Lana.
"Just look how cute these little guys are" said Lana as she shows them the little termites. In which Lynn Sr faints.
"Lana, shoe please" Rita asked. Lana hands her, her smelly shoe and the foul stench wakes Lynn Sr up. "Daaaaah, Termites!" said Lynn Sr wide awake.
"I'm sorry honey, but we can't let the termites eat our house" said Rita. "They're just a few little bugs. How much damage can they do? It's not fair!" said Lana in anger as she stomps on the floor, but it causes a small hole.
"Lana, might I remind what happened when an innocent looking animal almost did to me" said Lincoln with his arms crossed.
That's when Lana remembered what her former snake Pete almost did to her and Lola and then to Lincoln. And Lynn did run through the wall like it was paper and she could've gotten seriously hurt if she hadn't landed on the basketball hoop.
"Fine" said Lana in disappointment.
Later they're all in the living room. "Alright everyone we need to discuss on where we're gonna be staying until our house is done getting fumigated" said Rita.
"Trying to convince other neighbors to let us stay would not work, but instead I'm certain they would just laugh at us" said Lisa. "Lil' has a point dudes" said Luna.
"We could stay at a fancy Hotel" said Lola with excitement. "One problem, we are a little short on road trip cash" said Lynn Sr.
"Maybe we could all stay at the mall or the Tree House?" said Leni in her usual ditzy tone. They all just look at her confused. "Leni, I don't think they'll let people actually sleep in the mall and the Tree House won't be able to fit all of us" said Lincoln.
"And there's no bathroom in there" said Lori. "Oh, right" said Leni.
"Well, I could call Pop-pop, he would be happy to let us stay with him" said Rita as she heads off to the phone.
After one phone call she returns to the rest of her family in the living room. "Good news! Pop-pop says that we could stay there for the time being" said Rita. They all cheered in response.
"Bad news, only some of us can stay there" said Rita. "They all groaned in response.
"Maybe we could call Aunt Ruth? I'm pretty sure she would be happy to let us stay with her" said Rita.
"What?! No!" they all responded in shock.
"Come on guys, let's have a good attitude about this. Aunt Ruth is doing us a huge favor and she's family" said Rita.
"Mom, I can't go to Aunt Ruth's. Last time, I literally got botulism from expired Yogurt!" said Lori.
"Yeah, I'm out too. Her water contains unsafe levels of chromium six" said Lisa.
"I also must decline. Her cats hate me. Especially the black ones" said Lucy.
"And there is no way I'm massaging her bunions!" said Lynn.
Luna wanted to say something, but she noticed her brother thinking. Luna then looks at all of the family members arguing. "Everyone quiet!" said Luna.
They all remain silent and look at the loudest member of the family. Luna then looks to Lincoln. All of them do the same and realize he was the man-with-the-plan.
"Lincoln? Do you have an idea?" asked Lynn Sr. "Actually, maybe could call any of my friends to see if they have some space at their places" said Lincoln.
All of the loud sisters had smiles on their faces. "That actually sounds like a good idea" said Lynn Sr.
"Sweet! Me and Stella could go all in for sports!" said Lynn Jr.
"Me and Tabby could jam out" said Luna.
"I've never actually been to Liam's farm and I wanna see if my pet pig is doing well" said Lana
"Hang on everyone. Lincoln hasn't called his friends yet" said Rita. "Thanks mom. I'm gonna go and give them a call, you guys just wait" said Lincoln. They all nod in response and Lincoln heads to the backyard to make his multiple phone calls.
Lincoln makes his first call to Liam.
Liam: Hello?
Lincoln: Hey Liam. It's me Lincoln.
Liam: Well hey there Lincoln. What can I do you for?
Lincoln: Well, you see termites have invaded my house and I was wondering if you got any spare room for some of us.
Liam: Well that sounds terrible. I wish I could help, but I have multiple family members coming for our annual summer time family get together party. We really need a shorter name for that.
Lincoln: Oh, okay. Thanks anyway.
Liam: Good luck there buddy.
Lincoln then makes a call to Tabby.
Lincoln: Hey Tabby, it's me Lincoln.
Tabby: How you doing mate?
Lincoln: Pretty good, hey I was wondering if you have any room for me and some of my family members. Our home got infested by termites.
Tabby: Blimey! That sounds terrible! Though we don't really have a spare room at my place. Except maybe the attic.
Lincoln: (sigh) it was worth a shot. Thanks anyway.
Tabby: Hope you guys find a place soon. Cheers mate.
Lincoln makes another call. To Stella.
Lincoln: Hey Stella. It's Lincoln.
Stella: Sup Dude.
Lincoln: Nothing much, except that my place is crawling with Termites and we could use a place to stay.
Stella: Wow! Now that sounds like a really big issue. Unfortunately I can't help you out either. My grandma has already taken the guest room and we don't have any more spare rooms for you guys, except for the basement.
Lincoln: Understandable. Thanks anyway.
Stella: Sorry about that dude. Wish you guys luck on finding a place to stay.
Lincoln ends the call and goes through all of his contacts. Then he sees one name that could help them. He takes a deep breath and sets on video call.
Jordan: Hey there handsome. Hoe's my BF doing now?
Lincoln: (chuckles) and a hello to you too beautiful. And I'm not doing so well here.
Jordan: What do you mean? What's going on over there?
Lincoln: (sigh) well you see. Termites have invaded our house. So mom and dad are calling an exterminator and we all can't live here until the fumigation is done.
Jordan: Oh my goodness! That's terrible!
Lincoln: I know, I called Liam, Stella and Tabby if they have any room for us to stay in. sadly they have no space.
Jordan: (she then realizes what he's saying) and you're asking if I have space at my place aren't you?
Lincoln: (blushing) yeah. But it's okay if you don't have any.
Jordan: Hang on. Let me tell my parents.
Lincoln waits for a while. After like 7 minutes Jordan returns to video chat.
Jordan: Great news! We have some room here for you guys!
Lincoln: (suddenly smiles) really! Awesome, I'll go tell them now.
Jordan: Hold it right there mister. I sad we have some space, you can only bring six people. Including yourself.
Lincoln: Oh, okay then. I think I have a plan on how we can decide who can stay there.
Jordan: Good luck. And we'll be waiting for your arrival.
Lincoln: I just can't wait to spend some time with you.
Jordan: Same here.
They then kiss there screens to each other.
Lincoln: See you when we get there.
Jordan: I'll be waiting.
Lincoln ends the video chat and heads back inside.
"Guess what guys?!" said Lincoln with excitement. "We can stay at the farm?" said Lana. "Please be at Stella's?" said Lynn. "Did the mall say yes?" said Leni.
"No, No and really Leni?!" said Lincoln. "I called Jordan and she said we can stay there" said Lincoln.
They were all shocked at this. But we're happy and all cheered. "But" they all remained silent from hearing Lincoln.
"She said she has room for some of us, so including myself, she can only take six people and I have a plan on how we can decided who gets to stay at Jordan's and who gets to go to Sunset Canyon" said Lincoln.
"Well, what is it?" asked Lori. Lincoln goes to Lana and grabs her hat. "I'm gonna need this" said Lincoln.
He then grabs a whole paper and starts cutting them into small rectangles and then writing words on them. He places all of the written little notes back into the hat and starts to mix them all up.
"Now make your pick" said Lincoln. They all line up and each one grabs a piece of paper and looks at it.
They then sit on opposite sides after sorting out who's going where.
"Okay. So mom along with Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lynn, Lucy and Luan are going to stay at Pop-pops" said Lincoln.
"Dad, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lana and myself are staying at Jordan's" said Lincoln. Now normally they would all complain about their arrangement, but all of them were feeling quite happy at how this all ended.
"Nice plan there bro" said Lori. "Total TD bro!" said Lynn. "Good job son" said Lynn Sr. "Thanks guys. Now let's start packing!" said Lincoln.
They all head to their rooms and start packing what they need into their briefcases and head straight for vanzilla.
(Sunset Canyon)
"There's my family" said Albert. "Hey dad" said Rita. "Hi pop-pop" said Lisa, Lynn, Lucy, Lola and Luan.
"So, Aunt Ruth is letting the rest of you stay with her?" asked Pop-pop. "Actually Albert. Lincoln had a plan sorted out and the rest of us are staying at the Rosato's" said Lynn Sr.
"You mean the house of Lincoln's girl friend?" asked Pop-pop. They all nodded. "Wow! That was unexpected, but still a good plan. Have fun you guys" said Albert.
The van then drives off straight towards the Rosato House. The rest of the family wave them good bye.
(Rosato Residence)
Vanzilla finally arrives. They all start to board out and get their luggage out. As they're all about to head to the front steps Lincoln gets in their way.
"Lincoln? What are you doing?" asked Lori. "Yeah, we like wanna see where we're sleeping" said Leni.
"First. Let me lay down some ground rules" said Lincoln. All of them (except Lynn Sr) already know what Lincoln is like with his girlfriend's house, especially what happened with the pool invitation.
"First. We should help out with whatever it is required in there. We're not on vacation. So we should help out as best we can" said Lincoln.
"Second. Dad, I know you like to cook. But please don't go overboard with different flavors. Mrs. Rosato is already an ace in cooking and I don't want you adding some extra things unless she says so" said Lincoln.
"Third. There is a bathroom in there for guests. So no hogging the bathroom or arguing over who's first" said Lincoln. He then redirects his gaze to Lori. Lori looks away in embarrassment knowing what he meant. "Okay little bro" replied Lori.
"Fourth. Luna do not play very loud music. I don't want us getting in trouble when Mr. Rosato is working in his office" said Lincoln. "I promise little bro"
"And finally" Lincoln walks towards Lana and grabs her luggage and opens it. And what comes out is a dozen termites, a cookie and a small disco ball. They all gasp in shock and look to Lana angrily.
Lana looks down in sadness. "I'm sorry guys. I just thought they deserve to have another chance" said Lana.
Lincoln goes down to her level. "Lana, I know how much you like bugs. But this is unacceptable. What do you think might happen if all of the termites attacked Jordan's home?" said Lincoln.
Hearing this made Lana feel guilty and shed some tears. "I-I'm sorry Lincoln" said Lana. Lincoln then hugs her. "It's okay. But you do know you can't have them with us" said Lincoln.
Lana looks up to her brother and nods sadly. Lincoln ruffles her hat and then uses a card board to pick up all of the termites. He then walks away from them and sees the storm drain and tosses all of the termites into the bottom. Afterwards he tosses the card board into a garbage can and walks back to the others.
"Real responsible there son" said Lynn Sr. "Way to go bro" said Luna. "Thank goodness too" said Leni. "Keep this up and you might be the one loud sibling who leads us" said Lori.
Lincoln goes to Lana who looks at the cookie and picks it up. "Sorry Lana. But I had to" said Lincoln.
Lana wipes away her tears. "It's okay Lincoln. You were just watching out for us" said Lana. And then she eats the cookie which does not look comfortable to everyone else.
"Okay one last rule. Lana, you cannot eat anything that just dropped on the ground. Even if it is a five second rule and no mud in their house either and you have to take a bath as well" said Lincoln.
Lana nods while chewing the cookie. "That is literally gross" said Lori.
"Okay guys, let's get going" said Lincoln. They then follow him to the door. Lincoln then rings the doorbell and immediately it opens with Jordan the one answering.
"You guys made it!" said Jordan. She then hugs Lincoln and both spin around and laugh.
Then Jordan's parents show up. "We saw what you did Lincoln" said Jesse. "Real smart with laying down the law" said Rick.
"Well I didn't really want anything bad to happen in the house we were given a chance to stay in" said Lincoln. "You were really awesome back there" said Jordan. 'And hot too' she says to her thoughts.
"Okay then. Let's show you where you're all staying" said Rick. They all followed them upstairs where they spot multiple doors.
"Now these three are the rooms you're all staying in" said Rick. They all look into the three rooms. The first room had a large bed. The second one had two beds and the third one had three beds.
"Okay then. So how are we gonna settle who stays where?" asked Lynn Sr. they all then looked towards Lincoln. "Oh you mean me?" said Lincoln with a little shock.
They all nod at him and smile. Lincoln then looks at the rooms and then back to his family. He knows each one and how they all deal with their personalities.
"Okay, so dad stays in the single room by himself. Lori and Leni are in the second room and me, Luna and Lana share the third room" said Lincoln.
They all smile and nod in agreement. Jordan and her parents just smile at how tactical he was. "Alright fam, let's unpack and enjoy ourselves, sort of" said Lynn Sr.
They all head into the rooms and start unpacking. Jordan heads to Lincoln and helps him as well. They all have some of their most valuables with them and some clothes as well as some bathing suits, since Jordan has a pool.
"Can't wait to head into the pool" said Lori. "Totes!" said Leni in their rooms.
"This is gonna turn out great" said Lynn Sr as he unpacks his stuff and puts on his weird fedora.
"This is gonna be the best sort of sleep over ever!" said Jordan as she places his comic books on the shelf. "Yeah, a sleep over that could last three days" said Lincoln.
"Still is good to be spending time with the girl we can call sister" said Luna. This makes Lincoln and Jordan blush and laugh nervously.
"So Lincoln, why did you want me to be with you and Luna in this room?" asked Lana. "Well someone has to keep an eye on you and I know hops is in your luggage" said Lincoln.
Hops then comes out of Lana's brief case and so does Izzy. "Sorry Lincoln. I just couldn't let them breath in what the exterminator makes" said Lana.
"Wait a minute. Where's your snake El Diablo?" asked Luna. "Well, I knew you wouldn't like it if I brought my snake so I decided to let him stay in the garden or the Tree House" said Lana. He then looks to Lincoln to know if it was okay.
"It's alright. A snake like El Diablo can't do any damage to the Tree House" said Lincoln.
After unpacking they all decided to have some fun at the pool. Rick even brought out the grill so they can all have some barbeque for lunch. Lynn Sr was given permission to cook.
Lana still had to keep Lincoln's pool rule in her mind. So no chicken noodle soup.
Lori and leni were sitting on floatable pool chairs and taking selfies. Lori sent a single selfie of herself to Bobby.
Lincoln, Lana and Jordan tossed the beach ball to each other and Luna was making some sweet jams on her ukulele.
Suddenly Lori has an idea. "Hey. How about we call the others and what they're doing on Sunset Canyon?" asked Lori.
They all looked at each other and agreed. Lori made the call and set it to voice chat so everyone can hear them.
Rita: Oh hey guys. How's it going there at the Rosato's?
Lynn Sr: Well, Lincoln laid down some rules for us and we're doing pretty well here.
Lori: You and dad are gonna have a serious talk with Lana once we get back home.
Rita: What? What happened?
Lincoln: I found out she smuggled some of her termites.
Rita: What?
Lana: Sorry mom. I thought it was a good idea but Lincoln was able to convince me otherwise and get rid of them.
Rita: Well I'm proud of you Lincoln. And Lana we are having a long talk with you when this us all over.
Lana: (sigh) I know.
Leni: So, how are you guys doing over there?
Rita: Well, it turns out the yogurt machine ran out, we have no idea what we were eating, we can't use the pool because of some geese crime scene and the AC at the retirement home is broken. So they rented a cruise ship for the residents there.
They all go wide eyed and shocked to hear what Rita just said.
Lynn Sr: I'm sorry what now?
Rita: Uh huh. We're already boarding now.
Luna: Whoa dude! That sounds unexpected.
Lincoln: (shrugs it off and sighs) well, we hope you guys enjoy yourselves.
Lynn Jr: You know we will bro! Woohoo! (Her voice fades as she runs off)
Rita: We'll talk to you guys soon. Bye now.
After they all say their good bye. Lori's phone rings again. "Oh! It's Bobby! I have to take this!" said Lori. She then gets out of the pool and speaks to her boyfriend someplace else.
Lincoln the goes back to tossing the beach ball with his sister and girlfriend.
Lincoln then looks to the fourth wall. "Now this is how I end this chapter" said Lincoln.
This came to me in a dream and I thought this would be perfect for my 50th chapter of "A Sparking Relationship". I will be making more chapters soon. Some might be remakes of each episode and the chapters of them going back to school as well. Please review and tell me what you think.