Chapter 63
(Royal Woods Elementary)
Lincoln heads towards his locker, but then he stops what he's doing and smiles, what was he doing? Waiting for this.
Jordan jumps from behind him and they start spinning around a bit and laughing.
Lincoln then pulls her in for a hug and kisses her cheek.
"Well, this was something I'm used to" said Lincoln.
Jordan giggles. "It's just my way in saying how much I truly care about you" said Jordan.
"Well, that's just how I care about you" said Lincoln teasingly. The two of them share as mall laugh.
"Ahem" they turn around to see their friends.
"Still smitten like kittens" said Sadie.
"You two look awfully positive today" said Zach.
"Technically they're always positive when they're near each other" said Penelope.
"So you two looking forward to the big Royal Woods Astonishing quest?" asked Tabby.
"And right we are" said Lincoln. "The one thing we can both cooperate and win, or lose together" said Jordan as she boops Lincoln's nose making him chuckle.
"Well, me and Tabby will be the ones to make the win" said Stella.
"Sure would be nice if someone said what they were going to do as a quest" said Tabby as she sneaks around Liam.
Liam chuckles. "Sorry darlin'. Like I said, I ain't gonna give out any spoilers" said Liam.
"Aww man" they all responded.
"So, any of you guys gonna be part of it?" asked Lincoln.
"Zach and I are gonna be a team" said Clyde.
"I will be there to provide moral support and some water in case they get dehydrated" said Penelope.
"Okay, I wish I could join. But my parents grounded me for wearing my dad's suit without his permission" said Rusty.
"As much fun as it sounds, it's not our thing" said Mollie.
"Yeah, we're just gonna be doing our own thing" said Kat.
"Or we could cheer you guys on" said Cookie.
"So, what happened last night?" asked Jordan. "You didn't even respond to my messages".
Lincoln realized it. "Oh man, so sorry Jordan. I was too busy with Pop-pop and his new lady friend, Myrtle" said Lincoln.
"Oh, your Grandpa finally found love again! That's understandable" replied Jordan. "I'm pretty sure she was fun to be around".
"She was she actually remembered all of our names and in proper order" said Lincoln. "She was even supportive about me and whatever talent I was looking for, she even liked Patriot and thought he was a cool bird".
"Wow! Now I wanna meet her!" said Jordan.
"Well, maybe when she comes by to visit with Pop-pop then I'll tell you" said Lincoln.
Then they all hear the school bell ring. "Well, time for class ya'll" said Liam. "Come on mate, not even a little hint on what your quest is?" asked Tabby with a pouty face.
"Like I said my lips are sealed" said Liam.
(After school)
Jordan decides to go hang out with Lincoln at the tree house, the others were busy with their own thing. Jordan called her mom and hitched a ride in Vanzilla with Patriot flying high above them.
They soon arrive to the Loud House, but as they open the door they spot someone who was cleaning the house.
"Hi fam, I found your door key" said Myrtle.
"Weren't they in the rose bushes?" said Luna.
"I also found your bandages" said Myrtle.
"Myrtle, what are you doing here?" asked Lincoln.
"I thought about it and decided to pay you all a visit again, I even made you all these" Myrtle shows them the sweaters she made.
"Life is better with a gran-gran?" said Lisa. "What the heck is going on?" Lola whispers to Lana.
Later Lucy freaks out when she sees her room. And Lynn sees that all of her lucky jerseys were cleaned.
Next Lori and Leni find out that there recorded show of Nail polish wars has been deleted.
Lincoln and Luna head to their room and luckily, nothing was removed or cleaned out.
Jordan also catches up with the two. "Looks like your room is clean but not violated" said Jordan.
They then hear an explosion coming from Lisa's room. "Looks like she cleaned some of Lisa's beakers" said Lincoln.
"Heck of a bang man" said Luna.
Luna decides to join Lincoln and Jordan to the tree house, to avoid the Gran-gran situation. But first they had to put they're school things away.
"At least we don't have any homework for tomorrow" said Jordan.
"Hey guys" said Lucy out of nowhere. They all scream from her sudden appearance.
"Sorry, but can I join you guys in the tree house?" asked Lucy. "After what happened to my spider friends I could use some company".
"Or you could chill with your bat friends in the bat pen" said Jordan.
"Hmm, good idea Jordan" said Lucy.
They all head outside and retreat to the places that Myrtle might not get to. In fact Lucy locks the bat pen so no one else will enter.
"This sure beats the run down in the house dudes" said Luna as she tunes her axe on the beanbag chair.
"Dang right sis" said Lincoln. "I thought she was fun, but now she's starting to look a bit overwhelming" said Jordan.
All of a sudden Patriot starts squawking form the top of the tower. Th three of them look out the window and spot Myrtle calling for them and then she sees them in the tree house.
"Hi kids, I was wondering if Lincoln would like a haircut. You'd look real cute with a few changes" said Myrtle.
"Yeah, I'm not interested in that" said Lincoln. "He's right dude, little bro is natural with his looks" said Luna. "And I wouldn't want him to change his handsome snow white hair anytime soon" said Jordan. "Or ever".
"Oh, you must be Lincoln's little girlfriend. Hi I'm Myrtle, but you can call me Gran-gran as well" said Myrtle.
"Also, I was wondering if it would be okay if I would join you and Lincoln on your next date, you two look so cute at a kid's birthday party" said Myrtle.
"That depends, how old are the kids and whose birthday is it?" asked Lincoln.
"The kids are all five years old, but I'm sure you and your girlfriend can be acceptable also, this is the birthday of my friends nephew" said Myrtle.
Lincoln and Jordan didn't feel comfortable with the idea. "Hard pass Gran-gran" said Lincoln.
"Okay, but the option is still available if you want" said Myrtle.
She then heads back inside. "Whatever she has planned with your sisters, cant' be good. We have to talk to her about this" said Jordan.
"Hmm, I guess your right" said Lincoln. "Heck, I'm in too" said Luna.
"Me too" said Lucy from the bottom of the tree house. They all get startled by her voice.
"Sorry I came out of the bat pen to see what was going on" said Lucy.
"Okay then, let's get to it" said Lincoln.
Inside the Loud House. Myrtle is in the kitchen sorting out all of Lynn Sr's spices and rearranges them into a reverse alphabetical order.
She then sees Lincoln, Jordan, Luna and Lucy.
"Oh hey there guys. I was just cleaning up here in the kitchen" said Myrtle.
"Gran-gran, can we speak with you in the living room please?" asked Lincoln.
"Oh sure. Just let me finish cleaning all of the expired stuff that have been left in the fridge" said Myrtle.
Jordan then sighs. "No, we wanna talk to you now" said Jordan.
"This is a family meeting" said Luna.
"Oh, well if it is a family meeting than I'm in" said Myrtle. She follows them to the living room and waits for Lincoln, Luna and Lucy to come back with the other sisters.
Leaving her with Jordan.
"So, how did you and Lincoln meet?" asked Myrtle.
"Sorry, but now is not the time to talk about that" said Jordan. This was a bit confusing to Myrtle. "Oh, well okay then".
Soon all the Loud siblings come down.
They all stand in front of the TV. "Alright guys, say what's on your mind and be honest" said Lincoln.
Jordan also stands by them. "What's this all about guys?" asked Myrtle.
Lori decides to start "Well, we just wanna say that, we like you Myrtle-"
"And I like you guys too" said Myrtle.
"Gran-gran please! Let us finish" said Lincoln.
"Oh sorry, okay continue. Ooooh! This is so fun!" said Myrtle.
The siblings felt a bit annoyed by this. "Okay, We like you, it's just the problem is, you're kinda overwhelming" said Lori.
"Yeah and Meddling" said Luan as she strokes her rabbit Gary.
"Oh, that was the rabbit I found in the hallway, I thought it would be better if he were set free" said Myrtle.
"This is Gary, he's a part of my birthday gigs" said Luan.
"Oh my, I'm so sorry" said Myrtle. It was then she realized what was happening and what she has done.
"Oh my goodness. I guess I have been a bit too much today" said Myrtle.
"I wouldn't call it a little" said Lisa.
"So, what I did to all of you today was annoying?" asked Myrtle.
"My Jerseys" said Lynn Jr.
"My Spider friends" said Lucy.
"Our show" said Lori and Leni.
"My beakers and my meeting with my scientific associates" said Lisa.
"My Make-up/Mud" said the twins.
"And your attempt to cut my hair" said Lincoln.
"Oh wow. I'm so sorry kids, it's just I've never had a big family before or any distant relatives. So I guess I was just so excited to be part of a family" said Myrtle.
The louds were now feeling a bit guilty and sad for her.
"Listen Gran-gran, I guess we can accept you, though we already settled that last night. But you have to understand about all the things we like and dislike and that's what makes us a really big family that knows each other" said Lincoln.
With that Myrtle understands. "Okay Lincoln, I'll tone down all of my meddling and I should probably get rid of this" said Myrtle as she hands over her planner.
They all look at the planner and are shocked at what she was going to do. Lori's next date with Bobby, Luna's next gig, Lisa's conference in Sweden, Lucy's poetry reading and Lincoln's date with Jordan.
"This makes me feel less comfortable dudes" said Luna.
"Totes" said Leni.
"Well, I guess I should get going" said Myrtle as she gets up.
Then Jordan notices something in the planner and nudges Lincoln who also sees it.
"Wait Myrtle!" said Lincoln. Myrtle stops and looks at them.
"How about we all spend some quality time with you on your birthday tomorrow, so you can get to know us better" said Lincoln.
Myrtle was excited hearing this. "Oh wow! That sounds lovely!"
"And I guess I can tag along as well" said Jordan.
They all have a group hug and say goodbye to Myrtle, she even said that she was going to tell Albert about what happened.
"Thanks for suggesting about talking to her Jordan" said Luna.
"Wait this was her plan?" asked Lynn Jr.
"It was and it totally worked" said Lincoln.
"Well, thanks Jordan. This really did help" said Lori.
"Nothing to it, I guess you can say I'm the woman-with-a-plan" said Jordan.
They all chuckle at her remark.
"Well, this was great and all, but I gotta go and find a way to make my jersey's feel lucky again" said Lynn Jr.
They all felt like barfing from hearing that.
But in truth she was actually checking on her duffle bag that had a disguise in it.
Lynn pulls out the disguise and smiles. "This time they won't know it's me. I ain't sitting out this year's Astonishing quest" said Lynn Jr.
And there you all have it. It's been a while since I've updated this story, I've had some writers block for a while and I've been focusing on my other story Spells and Louds. I'll try to update as best as I can. Leave a review and tell me what you think.