Chapter 64
(Loud House residence)
Lincoln puts his shirt on and checks his breathe. "Smelling good Linc" he says to himself.
When he leaves his shared room he sees Lori banging on the bathroom door and yelling at Leni. But then Leni arrives.
"Wait a minute, if you're here then who's in there?" said Lori with confusion.
The door opens and reveals Luna. "It's me dudes" said Luna.
"Whoa what? Luna?" said Lincoln.
"Luna, are you crimping?" asked Lori and Leni covers her mouth.
"I'm just getting ready for the big Royal Woods Astonishing quest, Sam's my partner and I wanna look good" said Luna.
"Wow! Did not see that one coming" said Lincoln. Then Lori and Leni push Luna inside and they start talking to her.
Lincoln feels like he should head out to the Royal Woods Astonishing quests as well, but then he decides to wait for his third eldest sister by the door.
Then he spots Lynn Jr. coming. "Hey Lynn" said Lincoln. "Sup Bro, so who's in the bathroom? Leni or Lola?" asked Lynn.
"Rude much" said Lola as she heads out of her room and goes downstairs.
"Actually Lori, Leni and Luna are in there, they're having a conversation" said Lincoln.
"Oh and you need to use the bathroom too?" said Lynn.
"Nah, just waiting on Luna" replied Lincoln. "Well, I need it know" said Lynn.
She then enters and talks to the others to wrap it up.
Soon Lori and Leni leave the bathroom and Lynn waits next to Lincoln.
"So, you planning on going to the Astonishing quest as well?" asked Lynn.
"Yup, me and Jordan are going to be partners" said Lincoln. "I'd bring Clyde, but he said he's paired up with Zach, so that sounds fair to me".
"Hmm, having your GF be your partner, sweet move bro" said Lynn.
Then Luna exits the bathroom al cleaned up and changed. "Okay sis, all yours" said Luna.
"Finally!" said Lynn as she enters and closes the door.
"So, you ready little bro?" said Luna. "You know it, let's go meet our partners" replied Lincoln.
The two of them make their way out of the Loud House, but what they don't know is that Lynn went back to her room to get a large duffle bag.
As Luna and Lincoln make their way to the Royal Woods Astonishing quest, Luna was curious as to why her brother didn't just go on by himself.
"Hey Linc, why did you wait for me? You could've gone by yourself you know" said Luna.
"I know, I just wanted to talk to you about the situation you're having with Sam" replied Lincoln.
"W-What are you talking about bro?" asked Luna nervously.
Lincoln looks to his sister. "Luna, I know you're doing this so you can see what you two have in common besides you're shared love for music" said Lincoln.
"You two might not have something's in common, but don't forget that you two love each other, she revealed it back when we went to our first Kiss concert. So I don't wanna see you feel like a nervous wreck out there" said Lincoln.
Luna felt touched by her brother's words. "Thanks bro, and your right. Sam and I can make this work out, even if we have little in common" said Luna.
Then Scoots drives past them with her partner onboard. "Out of the way losers!" said her partner Helen.
"Is it just me or did Scoots friend look kinda familiar" said Lincoln.
"She sounded kinda familiar too" said Luna.
Soon they make it to their destination and see all of the people partnered up.
Coach Pokawski and Nurse Patty, Pop-Pop and Myrtle, Clyde and Zach, Tabby and Stella, Lola and Lana, Lori and Leni, Their parents, Scoots and Helen and finally …. Mr. Grouse and Flip?
"Well, I'm gonna go and look for Sam. Good luck out there bro" said Luna.
"You too sis" replied Lincoln.
They both went their separate ways and looked for their partners.
Lincoln then spots a familiar ponytail from a girl who's talking to Tabby.
Lincoln sneaks behind her and covers her eyes and tries to deepen his voice. "I'm here for your purse" said Lincoln.
Tabby and Stella giggle at this. Jordan also giggles and removes his hands from her eyes.
Jordan turns around and hugs Lincoln. "Was that the best you could do handsome?" said Jordan.
Lincoln chuckles a bit. "I guess you make surprises better than me" said Lincoln.
"Hey Tabby, Hey Stella." Lincoln greeted the other girls.
"Hey mate" said Tabby. "Sup dude" said Stella.
"You two ready for this thing?" asked Lincoln. "Oh you know it!" said Stella.
"It's a real shame that my farm boy couldn't be here to be my partner" said Tabby. "Though it's even more of a shame that he won't let me in on what he's doing in the astonishing quest".
"Let's hope it's not too hard" said Stella.
"It's probably a farm thing, Cows, Chickens, Pigs or crops" said Jordan. "We have been helping him out when he needs it".
"True, so I guess we all got this wrapped up!" said Lincoln.
"You know what Linc, you're right! We do got this!" said Tabby.
"I wasn't really there for the whole farm and crow incident so I'm just gonna do what you guys do" said Stella.
"By the way, where's Luna? Is she with Sam?" asked Jordan.
"She's over there" said Lincoln. They spot the two teens laughing and handshaking. "And it looks like things are turning out swell for them" said Lincoln.
Then they hear the sound of an air horn, which was coming from the keyboard of the Mayor, she then tells them of the rules and the prize.
Lincoln and the others had stars from seeing the key to the city, but then it went to normal when it was just a small trophy.
"Well, it's still gonna be a win anyway" said Stella.
They then hear the joke from Scoots and Helen. "I swear she sounds familiar" said Lincoln.
"Huh, she kinda does" said Jordan.
They are all given their instructions. The mayor then hits her keyboard which makes a fart sound but then she hits the right one and the race begins!
Lincoln and Jordan read their clue together "You're first challenge will be easy to master, if you're handy with a blaster". Tabby and Stella also do the same.
And then an idea comes to Lincoln, Jordan and Tabby. "Lazer Maze!" they say together. "Whoa! Talk about thinking alike" said Stella.
(Lazer Maze)
The four kids arrive and suit up with the instructions from the manager who recognized them.
"Well, if it isn't our silver medaled fighters. Looks like you kids are in for a treat" then he notices something. "Where's your spooky friend who crushed it?"
"She didn't want to be part of this, so she just went off to what she does best. Which I have no idea" said Tabby.
"Well then my questers, all you have to do is score 500 points for your next clue. But I'm pretty sure you kids got this" then he sees Stella. "Well, maybe some of you got this".
They all head inside and start blasting. Lincoln and Jordan spot Lola and Lana and shoot at them.
"Are you kidding me?!" said the twins.
"Awesome!" said Lincoln. "Alright!" said Jordan.
"That's a hundred points! We only need 400 more!" said Jordan.
Then they see Luna and Sam who failed miserably.
"I guess this wasn't Sam's thing" said Lincoln.
Then Jordan sees someone who could be easy to pick on. She leaps out and blasts the two elderly.
"Sorry about that" said Jordan.
"Heh, no worries Jordan" said Myrtle. "You got yourself some good aim" said Pop-pop.
"Whoa! Good shot and apologizing" said Lincoln.
"He's your grandfather, I couldn't just shoot and run off. That would be rude" said Jordan.
They spot Tabby and Stella mowing down all targets from the tower.
"We should avoid them" said Lincoln. "Yeah" said Jordan. The two of them head off and look for other targets.
They soon finish their objective and receive their next clue. Then they spot Tabby and Stella come out.
"Too close!" said Stella. "I swear that Scoots and Helen are just Wiley!" said Tabby.
They all receive their clues and read them.
"How now, brown cow, don't take a lakin', you'll win this round unless you're Chicken"
"Liam!" they all said together and headed out of the maze, Luna and Sam come out soon after.
(Liam's farm)
Liam puts his phone away when he spots Lincoln, Jordan, Tabby and Stella.
"Liam!" they all called out to him.
"Howdy fellas, welcome back to my farm" said Liam.
"So farm boy, what's the big quest we have to do?" asked Tabby as she winks at him.
Liam blushes. "Well, ya'll have to get a dozen eggs from the hen house" said Liam.
"Really? That's it?" said Lincoln. "Sounds easy enough" said Jordan.
"huh, so this whole time I was worried it was something hard, but it wasn't" said Tabby.
"I still wasn't here for the whole farm incident guys" said Stella.
"It'll be easy mate, just keep up with me" said Tabby.
They all got their basket and headed inside.
Stella was shocked to see the chickens.
"Wow! Liam sure has a lot of hen's" said Stella.
Lincoln and Jordan went through the hen horde and got some eggs from the chickens at the back area of the hen house.
While Tabby and Stella were already doing a good job. "Man, when he said hen house he said hen house. This place is almost as big as my house" said Stella.
"Alright, me and Jordan got a dozen eggs" said Lincoln.
"We even put a sheet to avoid them from falling out" said Jordan.
"Nice one mates, we also finished our egg run" said Tabby.
"Let's head out and get our first clue from Liam" said Stella.
As they were leaving the hen house they see Luna and Sam who just came in. Lincoln could see the nervous look on his sister's face.
"Hey guys! Looks like you got your yolkers dozen" said Sam jokingly.
"Nice one Sam, just try not to overdo your puns" said Lincoln.
"We're headed out now" said Tabby.
"Have fun you two" said Jordan.
Lincoln then walks to Luna and hugs her. Luna clams down and hugs him back.
"There's nothing to worry about sis, you got this" said Lincoln.
"Thanks bro, I needed that" said Luna.
Lincoln and his friends soon leave the hen house and hand their baskets over to Liam.
"Good job guys, here's your next clue" said Liam as he hands them the paper with their clue.
"Feeling restless? In a rut? Come over here and shake your butt"
Stella's eyes go wide with excitement. "I know this one! And it's my fave!"
(Werk it Dance Studio)
This time everyone was present, even Luna and Sam.
As they all follow the instructor to the beat, Jordan felt like she wanted to change the whole dance scenario into something romantic with Lincoln.
But it gets cut short when all of them are knocked to the ground by Sam. "Sorry guys" said Sam nervously.
But Stella was still in the groove. "Geez, you sure know how to ace this one mate" said Tabby as she gets back up.
After the whole dance breakdown they all meet outside and read the next clue.
"You're muscles ache, but don't you stop. You're challenge is to reach the top"
"I know this one!" said Sam.
They all meet up at the rock climbing column, with some of them already climbing.
"Like scaling the tree to build the tree house!" said Lincoln.
"This is way too easy!" said Jordan.
"This is awesome mates!" said Tabby.
"Hey look its Sam" said Stella.
They all look up to see Sam had already got the next clue.
Lincoln looks down to see his sister having trouble. 'Oh boy' Lincoln says to his thoughts.
(Afterwards)
Jordan, Stella and Tabby head to the restrooms, but Lincoln needed to go talk to Luna.
He then spots her sitting alone on a bench.
"Hey Luna. Where's Sam?" asked Lincoln.
"Bathroom" replied Luna in a miserable tone.
Lincoln sits next to her. "Not going so well sis?" asked Lincoln.
Luna sighs. "It's so hard for me. I don't know if Sam and I have anything in common" said Luna.
"Hey now, remember what I said earlier. Even if you two don't find the one thing you have in common, remember that you still love each other and that's a win you two can't lose" said Lincoln.
Luna smiled and ruffled his hair. "Thanks bro, I needed that too. In fact I feel motivated! I'll tell Sam if the next challenge is not my thing. But I'll give it my all!" said Luna.
"That's my sis" said Lincoln.
Then Lori runs towards them. "Did any of you guys see Leni?! She got off her leash!"
"Umm, did you try the ice cream stand?" said Lincoln.
"Good point" Lori then runs off. "Leni! Here Leni!"
"Well, that was weird" said Luna.
(The Organic Juice Store)
Lincoln and Jordan were given the new beverage from the man. But then they spit it out and describe what they tasted, then went to barf.
Tabby and Stella came in next and saw their two friends throwing up. "This can't be good" said Stella.
Luna and Sam follow next. Luna goers to her brother and sees his green colored face, even Jordan's.
"You two dudes okay?" asked Luna. "You guys don't look so good" said Sam.
"I-I taste F-Fish oil!" said Lincoln. He then passes out.
Jordan continues to wrench inside the trash bin.
Stella and Tabby put their drinks back on the counter with shocked eyes.
"Maybe you two should call it quits. I don't want either of you falling apart" said Luna.
"And you two were doing so well" said Sam.
Jordan was still barfing out what she just drank. Lincoln was still out like a light, but his stomach was starting to growl.
Feeling concerned Luna makes a call and an ambulance arrives along with Mayor Davis.
The two kids are hauled onto a stretcher. All the other players were shocked by this.
"Huh, guess big bro couldn't handle fish oil" said Lana. Now Lola felt like barfing.
"I am so sorry Mayor Davis! I swear it wasn't supposed to do that, even to kids" said the manager.
"Well, you should double check again, otherwise this place isn't going to be the next challenge for next year" said Mayor Davis.
Eventually it was all sorted out. Turns out the drinks they were given accidently got a little bit, more than just Kale, Wheat grass, Dandelion, nutritional yeast and fish oil. Someone accidently added some horse radish, onions, garlic and lobster paste?
Lynn Sr and Rita decided to bail from the quest and escort the kids. Luna wanted to do the same, but she's stopped by Jordan who was still dazed.
"Keep going Lunes, Sam, Tabby and Stella" said Jordan.
"But what about you guys?!" said Luna with worry.
"Would Lincoln want you guys to just give up?!" said Jordan.
Luna knew she was right. "Watch over him Jordan" said Luna.
"I always do" replied Jordan. They are then driven off to the hospital.
They all turn their attention to the man in charge of the place.
"Well, I …. We'll mix something else for this challenge" said the man.
"It better not have whatever is on this list" said Penelope as she waves a list of Clyde's allergies.
(Meanwhile in the ambulance)
Lynn Sr and Rita look at their passed out son.
Jordan holds his hand while looking tired as well.
"Well, we didn't win. But at least we're still together" said Jordan.
(Hours later)
Lincoln and Jordan come out of the hospital with the parents.
"Well, I'm sure not doing that again" said Lincoln.
"I don't think I wanna eat anything that's' blended for the next three months" said Jordan.
"How about we go get some ice cream to burn out the taste" said Rita.
"Sure" they both replied.
After getting Ice cream they all head back home, where they see Liam, Tabby and Stella waiting,
"Hey guys" said Lincoln.
"Lincoln! Are you oaky buddy?!" said Liam with worry.
"I'm fine, they got me and Jordan all cured from out food poisoning" said Lincoln.
Then the door is swung open and Luna runs to Lincoln and hugs him.
"Oh Linc! Are you doing alright my wayward son?!" asked Luna.
"Luna, I'm fine" said Lincoln.
"We got some ice cream so we could forget this whole thing happened" said Jordan.
"Well that's a relief" said Stella.
"After you guys got hauled away, the organic juice store had to make something else for the challenge" said Tabby.
"And thankfully no one else was poisoned, I swear that place is evil man" said Luna.
"Well, we're fine now. So what happened while we were out?" asked Jordan.
"Well, as it turns out I'm terrible at sailing, but Sam was able to show me how it's done right" said Luna.
"The last challenge after that was to bake an apple pie" said Tabby.
Lynn Sr felt like his whole world just blew up. 'I could've been part of it' he says in his mind.
"That was one thing Sam and I had in common, we're terrible at baking" said Luna.
"Which is why I keep getting calls about you in home economics which involves a mess" said Rita with an unamused face.
Luna laughs nervously.
"So, who won?" asked Jordan.
"Scoots and Helen" they all replied with irritated looks. "Dang! You guys don't sound happy to say that" said Liam.
"We're not upset about Scoots" said Luna.
"It's Helen we're upset about" said Stella.
"Why? Did she cheat?" asked Jordan.
"Nah, she just wasn't Helen" said Tabby.
"Wait what do you mean?" asked Lynn Sr.
"Pops, Helen was LJ! She was disguised as an old lady the whole time!" said Luna.
They all gasp at hearing this. "Okay she is so grounded for doing this!" said Rita.
Just then they spot Lynn riding with Scoots and getting away from Mayor Davis in her limo.
"Come back here you two!" yelled the mayor.
"Well, that's our cue" said Rita. Her and Lynn Sr head into Vanzilla and catch up to them.
"So, you guys wanna hang out at the tree house?" asked Luna.
They all agreed and went to the backyard.
Hope this was a good chapter for you guys. Decided to make a twist into the Racing Hearts thing. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.