EDsassination #6: EDsembly Required
(Class 3-E)
"Thank you for the help, children. I really appreciate it." Koro Sensei said as he, Isogai, Kataoka, and Double D were in the staff room.
He called for Isogai and Kataoka to gather a few lab equipment for the class, as they were the class representatives, and Double D also volunteered to help after hearing that it was going to be an experiment lesson.
"No need to thank us, sir." Double D said with a smile, as he and the other two students each picked up a box containing the equipment. "Even though your abilities for Mach 20 travel would have allowed you to have the class setup within the range of a second, we're just happy to be of assistance."
"That's true, Double D. But it's nice to have company." Koro Sensei assured him.
"I have a question, sir?" Isogai asked.
"Yes?" Korosensei said, pays his attention to Isogai.
"Are you starting to feel at home?" He asked. "Like with all of us?"
"Wow, I can't believe you're really asking that." Kataoka said, looking at the class male representative.
"Putting in those terms, I'd say I feel incredibly at home, as your teacher." Koro Sensei replied before turning and heading towards the door.
"That's strange." Kataoka said, as they followed him out of the room.
"Really?" Koro Sensei turned to her.
"I have to agree with Kataoka, Koro Sensei." Double D said, as he struggled to carry the heavy equipment as he walked. "I mean, you're an unknown creature that's willing to teach a class full of troubled junior high students isn't something you see every day."
"I mean, you actually teach us, so it's borderline cool," Kataoka said. "It just takes getting used to."
"Yeah, no kidding." Isogai told her with a smile, as they arrived at the classroom. Koro Sensei opened the door and…
"SINK 'EM!"
Eddy jumped at him from inside the classroom, as Maehara, Mimura, and Okajima charged. Koro Sensei disappeared from where he was, causing the short Eddy to crash into Double D. As the two were sent to the ground, the box Double D was carrying flew out of his hands and into the air. Luckily, Koro Sensei's tentacles grabbed it before it could fall.
"Get him!" Eddy yelled, launching off of Double D as he joined the other three attackers in trying to kill the octopus, as he set up the tables with the lab equipment.
"Are you okay, Double D," Isogai said, as he and Kataoka looked down at his shoe print-covered body. Koro Sensei's tentacles took their boxes in a slip second later. Double D looked in pain and deadpanned at the ceiling.
"I'm afraid it's something that you get used to, Isogai." He said, before sitting up with a few cracking bones. "As much as it is to get used to all the assassination."
The smart Ed-boy stood up and the three walked into the room.
In the room, the desks were swapped out for longer tables and teams of four sat at each of them. When the three kids entered, Koro Sensei was finished with setting up the lab equipment at each tab, and Eddy, Maehara, Mimura, and Okajima had collapsed together on the ground and were panting in exhaustion.
"How does he do it?" Eddy asked, still trying to catch his breath.
"You mean dodge four knives while prepping lab?" Maehara asked. "I don't know."
The bell soon rang as Koro Sensei chuckled for a moment, after setting up Karma and his group's table.
"They should know that that was too obvious." The redhead said.
"I would tell him." Edric said, seated with Ed at their table while reading Jump. "But he'll do it regardless."
"Alright boys and girls, let's begin!" Koro Sensei said, before making his way to the front of the room.
However, he passed a girl with purplish black hair styled into twin braids that reached just below her shoulder and dark purple eyes, Manami Okuda, looked down with a nervous expression.
(Cue Tougenkyou Alien by serial TV Drama)
(Instrumental)
(Then scene pans at the city of Tokyo, Japan. Edric walked in facing backwards as he turned around and gave a biggest goofiest smile. The scene changed to Kunugigaoka Junior High as pans away. Eddy and Ed came next as the two did the same thing as Edric. Then changed to the E-Class building in the mountain as it zooms closer. Double D came last as he gave his smile. The scene zooms to the classroom, in which no one was there except Koro Sensei with his arms wiggling about and giving his signature smile as the title appeared.)
Ed Edd Eddy n Edric: The EDsassination Classroom
{Sunda hitomi ga yobisamasu wasurekaketeta seigikan seigikan}
'My dead eyes are woken up by the sense of justice, a sense of justice I had forgotten.
{sui mo amai mo shaburi tsukusu kyou no TĒMA wa kanzen chou aku sa}
'Sour or sweet, I'll gobble them all down. Today's theme is rewarding good and punishing evil.'
(Edric was walking towards the halls of his dorm room, making his way to the bathroom, yawning. He picked his nose as his 13 year old self appeared behind him as did his 7 year old self. The scene changed to him sitting at the table with the other Eds as he drank his cola before throwing it away, hitting Eddy on the head, and ate his red bean paste on rice. Then Edrice was standing on top of the mountain, viewing Kunugigaoka Junior High and Tokyo from afar. The screen panned to the E class building as it gradually moved to the classroom, where Nagisa and Kayano by their desk as they looked up smiling, Karma glanced up and smirked, The Eds sat by their desk while Edric leaned back before looking up and smiled.)
{sanbuntekina kuchiburi de yatara usobuku EIRIAN EIRIAN}
'With a commoners' speak. Randomly cry, "Alien! Alien!"'
{norarikurari to tsumibukaki tougenkyou ni GUDDOBAI shitan naraba}
'Evasive and sinful, if you've said your goodbyes to Shangri-La.'
(Yada, Kanzaki and Nakamura talked as they walked to the building. Nakamura decided to tease them a little as Yada blushed while Kanzaki simply smiled. Transition to Koro Sensei as he wiggled around before he split into nine and posed. Changed to Takebayashi and Okajima chat about the maid cafes with the Okajima gushing about the girls there on their way home. They then turned to see the Eds coming at them in a makeshift go cart with Edric driving, freaking them out, as they passed by them.)
{risou ni chuujitsu na ooh kibou wa mada sutete wa ikenai sa}
'You must not yet. Ooh, Throw away a hope that is loyal to your standards.'
(Nagisa and Kayano were driving their go cart with Karma with a Anti-Sensei rocket launcher and Sugino hanging on. Terasaka and his entourage were running with Ritsu on wheels, carrying Hara, Kurahash, Hazama and Okuda joining with Takebayashi and Okajima. Yada, Kanzaki and Nakamura were on theirs while Okano used skates. Fuwa pointed forwards as she's with Maehara and Mimura in their go cart. Isogai drove his cart with a nervous laugh while Kataoka sighed. Chiba and Hayami drove theirs with guns in hand. Kimura drove with Sugaya drawn in his sketchbook. Itona drove a makeshift motorcycle. Then Karma fired his launcher as it was going towards the Eds as they screamed in panic as it exploded into them.)
{SHĪSŌ GEMU wa tsudzuiteku sou sou bokura mo yuzurenai}
'The seesaw game is continuing. Yeah, Yeah, and we won't give up.
{shinkenshoubu ni yami tsuki de mou doushitatte yamerarenai ya iya}
'Addicted to full-on fighting, I just don't know what to do, I can't quit now-owow.'
(The scene changed to the forest in the mountains where Edric was running in a military uniform as he wielded his Anti-Sensei bokuto in blue paint as he slashed his opposing students with it in a battle cry. The Eds joined him as they fought off as the scene changed to Takaoka with Smog, Grip and Gastro. Then the screen panned up to see Shiro along with the Reaper as he showed his frightening smile. Karasuma was having a meeting with his superiors before turning around and walking away as the scene flashed into Irina in her casual look, then to Gakuha Asano in his office, then to Aguri Yukimura in her lab coat.)
{unmeiron nante zenzen kankeinai}
'Fatality doesn't matter at all.
{isshokenmei da da da}
'With all you've got, yell 'Da! Da! Da!''
(The Eds emerged from the smoke from earlier and drove as fast as they could while Karma kept firing at them. The mountain was seen as explosions were seen as they gradually went down. The Eds stops at the fence of the school as Edric skidded, leaving tire marks on the ground. Edrice then faces the screen with a 'da' followed by Ed Edd n Eddy then Koro Sensei appearing above the Eds.)
EDsassination #6: Edsembly Required
"And now for the final step." Double D told the class, holding up a beaker that had a strip of strawberry candy came Pokkil, as he wore a white apron, long rubber safety gloves, and a disposable face mask.
After Koro Sensei started the class, he asked if there was a volunteer who was willing to show the class the steps to doing the experiment: extracting the food coloring from candy. Double D eagerly volunteered, which didn't surprise anyone. Standing behind the teacher's desk, the hat-wearing Ed-boy grabbed a dropper filled with a chemical liquid.
"With our chemical substance ready, all we have to do is inject it into the breaker and…" He shoots the liquid out of the dropper into the breaker. A second later, the transparent chemical turned red. He then takes a pair of tongs and pulls the candy out of the liquid, showing it had lost its red coloring. "Voilà. You now have a sweet robbed of its flavor."
Some of the kids looked at it in wonder, while others looked at Double D and asked why he was wearing so much protection on him.
"Thank you very much, Double D." Koro Sensei said, before suddenly using his speed to take the boxes of candy that everyone had, before stopping next to Double D and holding them close to his body. "I'll, uh…I'll just take the leftover samples, thank you! Excuse me!"
He disappeared and then reappeared again, as the kids started complaining again.
"Wait! We bought those for ourselves!" Sugino complained.
"KISAMA! GIVE ME BACK MY SWEETS! YOU THIEVING OCTOPUS!" Edric shouted as he stood up and was about to kill him with his Anti-Sensei bokuto if not were Yada held him back while he struggled to break free.
"Oh, come on!" Eddy whined and Ed looked around to see where his candy went. "I was gonna eat that!"
"Is it just me, or was this lab just used to support his junk food habit between a paycheck?" Maehara asked as Kataoka, Kayana, and Nagisa sat at the same desk.
"My question is why a super organism has to live on a teacher's salary in the first place." Kataoka said before she and everyone, except Koro Sensei and Double D, noticed Okuda walking up to the two.
The teacher was thanking the Ed-boy for the demonstration when the girl stopped before them, and the two turned their heads to look at her. Taking a good look at her, Double D saw her standing in front of them.
"I…uh…well uh…" She really seemed to struggle to speak and find the right words, as she looked at the ground.
"Go on, speak up, Okuda." Koro Sensei pressed her. Double D made a note to himself to know the other student's names. "What can I do for you?"
"Umm!" She tried to speak again but gave up. Instead, she brought hands out from behind her back and held out three flasks containing different colored liquids. "Poison, sir! Would you drink it, please?"
Almost everyone was taken back by her request and none of them really knew how to react.
"Well, she doesn't beat around the bush." Maehara said.
"I'm sorry." Okuda said. "Is this weird?"
"It's certainly a very straight forward assassination attempt, I'll give you that." Koro Sensei told her, sweatdropped.
"See, the thing is, sir, I'm not very good at being sneaky. I mean everyone else is good at this stuff." She explained herself. "But for me, what I'm good at is chemistry! And I put my heart and soul into this mixture!"
"Uh, Okuda…" Double D said, trying to find the best way to tell her the flaws that this assassination attempt has without hurting her too badly. "Maybe you should…uh. Perhaps you should…"
"Your heart and soul? Don't mind if I do!" Koro Sensei said, before taking the mixtures and taking off the cape of one of them, then drank it.
"BAKA SENSEI!" Edric retorted, shocked.
The action shocked the other students in the classroom. However, they all watched as Koro Sensei suddenly leaned forward and hunched his back. They all then felt pulses beating from his body.
"This-This is…" Koro Sensei said in a choking voice.
"Is it really gonna work?" Isogai asked.
"This might be it!" Maehara said.
Could this be it? Could it be the end for him?
However, his body turned blue and horns poked out of his head.
"Or he could grow horns." Isogai said.
"BLUE HORNS!?" Edric shouted.
Double D, on the other hand, looked at the horns with an excited grin.
"What a discovery! The poison he took in caused a radical body change!" He exclaimed and pulled out a small notebook and pen and started writing down. He then turned his attention to Okuda, who was a little taken back by his joyous attitude. "Tell me, what did you use?"
"Uh, Sodium Hydroxide." She responded.
"Good try, Miss Okuda." Koro Sensei said. "If I were human, I'd most definitely have bought the farm. Shall I try the other two we have here as well?"
"Yes, please!" Okuda said, as Double D prepared himself to write.
"Right, down the hatch!" Koro Sensei drank the next mixture. They all looked in anticipation as he started making the choking sound again. The pulse was felt again by everyone. Double D quickly wrote that down.
And then Koro Sensei's skin turned green and grew wings.
"He's a bird!" Ed pointed at the teacher.
'He grew wings this time?!' Isogai thought.
'Wow, he's starting to look kinda fancy.' Maehara thought.
"Incredible!" Double D chipped as he wrote down what had happened. "The poisons Okuda provided with are causing your body to adapt to different forms!"
"You're a riot, Double D." Eddy groaned, knowing that his friend was in his own little fantasy world.
"Thallium Acetate. Interesting. Let's see what the last one does." Koro Sensei told Double D and Okuda. He then drank the last flask. All the way down to the last drop.
Afterward, the reaction was more intense. His body shook and a purple aura shined off his body, as stronger pulses fired off his form. The students, Okuda, and Double D were starting to become very worried and scared.
"Uh-oh!" Kataoka gasped upon seeing this.
"Not sure I wanna see this!" Sugino exclaimed.
"HE'S GONNA BLOW!" Eddy yelled, thinking that the teacher had turned himself into a living bomb. "TAKE COVER!"
Before anyone could have guessed, he flipped over his group's table on its side and ducked behind it. Luckily, there was nothing on it.
"MEGANE ONNA! YOU DOOMED US ALL!" Edric shouted as he and Ed quickly joined him. But nothing happened and the pulsing stopped, so they looked from behind it.
Koro Sensei's face had turned white with a boring expression.
The class looked unimpressed and sweatdropped.
"That's boring." Kayano groaned.
"This just keeps getting weirder and weirder." Sugino said.
"I don't like this look. It's creeping me out." Isogai said.
"I'll say!" Eddy said with a scowl. "He reminds me of Plank!"
"Why the hell would he remind you of that hunk of wood!?" Edric retorted back to Eddy.
"So poison turns him into an emoticon?" Mimura questioned.
"If you hate me, I understand." Koro Sensei said in a weird voice. "But please, don't hate assassination."
"What's that even supposed to mean!?" Okajima exclaimed. Double D finished writing down his notes before he realized something and looked at Okuda.
"However, I do wonder, Miss Okuda." He said, getting her to look at him. "Just how were you able to concoct these poisons, especially when they're extremely dangerous?"
"Double D does bring up a valid point." Koro Sensei told her. "I can't overlook the fact that you handle toxic substances unsupervised."
"Yes, sir. Sorry, sir." Okuda lowered her head.
"Don't worry, I have an idea. And Double D, you can help if you want. Why don't we work on a poison that has a bit more of a kick?" Koro Sensei said. The offer surprised the two, but they looked at each other and smiled in agreement, before turning their heads back to Koro Sensei.
"Uh, sure!" Okuda chipped.
"I'd be happy to assist!" Double D nodded. Nagisa and Kayano looked in deadpanned expressions.
"Doesn't seem like this is gonna end in success if you ask me." Kayano said.
"Might get some good notes out of it at least." Nagisa said.
Eddy, who was looking at the teacher and two smart kids unimpressed, then asked Edric.
"Can we even call this an EDsassination attempt?" He asked his scarred friend.
"Hell if I know."Edric shrugs his shoulders.
(Timeskip)
By the end of the day as the sun sets, everyone but Double D, Okuda and Koro Sensei were outside playing Assassination Badminton. The said three were back in the classroom working on a poison that would kill the octopus for good, so he says. The buildings around this time were getting hotter due to the lack of air-conditioning in the old building. Karasuma was watching the students from the window.
"Hey there, big boy. How's tricks? It's an absolute sauna here. Ugh. Aren't you on fire?" He turned to see Professor Bitch coming towards him. She then hugs his left arm with her boobs and had direct contact, but that didn't faze him.
"That's not the word I would use, no." Karasuma replied, making her growl in irritation. "Look, save this act for the big target. Back off."
"Ugh, I swear, you're such a killjoy." Professor Bitch groaned.
"If you're gonna cut it here as a teacher, pull it together. I thought we had discussed this." He tells her.
"For your information, it's not an act. It's hotter than hell in this dump." She said, fanning her hands to collide herself off. "How do they expect these kids to function without AC?"
"I've tried to put in several requests for renovations, but the funds aren't there. Or so I'm told." Karasuma said.
"Seriously?" She asked, looking at him.
"Can't be helped. It's how things are here." He said, continuing watching the students from afar.
(With Double D, Okuda and Koro Sensei)
"Now then." Double D looked at a book about chemical mixtures, while he and Okuda wore gas masks that he provided. "Let's add it into the Ethanol."
"Okay." Okuda nodded, before taking a breaker and pouring the liquid contained in it into the beaker containing the Ethanol. "I know that it's not safe to breathe in the vapors, but I didn't think that you'd have these gas masks on hand, Double D."
"Call it a habit of mine." He responded. He then blushed a little behind the mask. "A-And I must say that you're quite the science enthusiast."
"T-Thank you," Okuda said in a timid and shy way. She blushed too and nearly spilled the mixture before correcting herself. "If only it was the same for everything else..."
"What do you mean?" Double D asked, cocked his head to Okuda. She takes off her gas mask and places it to the side, before grabbing her glasses, looking at them sadly.
"Everything else seems to go over my head." She said, before slipping the glasses on. "Especially when it comes to language arts and stuff. That's why I'm here, I guess. I never knew the right thing to say. The words don't come out r, or I get them all turned around. Tell me to express myself and I seized up."
Koro Sensei silently watched the two students talk to each other, wanting to see a bond form between them.
"It's okay, I don't mind it much. At least with math and chemical formulas, there's always the right answer. Everything's spelled out for you. They're concise. No double meanings, no weird feels. No worrying that someone will take your words the wrong way. It makes perfect sense." She explains.
As Double D listened to her, he could understand what she's going through. The hat-wearing Ed-boy took off his gas-masked and looked at Okuda. For the longest time in his life, he was what you would call the 'goody-two-shoes,' who had a love for academics. He was good with talking to people, but he really struggled to connect to people around his age and was often rejected.
"I see the appeal." Koro Sensei said, spooking the two teenagers a little after they forgot he was in the same room with them. He reached into his uniform and pulled out a folded piece of paper. "Tell you what, Okuda. I have a special homework assignment just for you."
Okuda and Double D look at it in confusion.
"Remember, though. Safety first." He tells her.
(Next Day)
The next day came and Okuda was successful in making the toxin. Eddy and Kayano looked at the poison in a Florence flask questionably. The Ed-boy and Kayano raised an eyebrow and looked at Okuda, who was holding the flask.
"Um..okay, so he really asked you to bring the poison to class?" Kayano asked,
"You're sure that this stuff's gonna do the job?" Eddy pointed to the flask.
"Yeah." Okuda responded in a chipper tone. "He said this stuff in this flask should work like a charm."
"He even drew a manga of the safety guidelines for proper use and storage." Nagisa said as he, Double D, Edric, and Ed looked at a handmade booklet that was said to be manga.
"Cool." Ed had his goofy smile.
"I'm still impressed that he would go that far to help a student." Double D said.
"I doubt it." Edric said, getting the attention of his friends as he reads his Jump. "Him, giving Okuda something that'll kill him is too good to be true."
"It's nice, right?" Okuda smiled. "I think it's his way of encouraging me. I'm good at chemistry, not words. He said to focus on my strengths!"
Just then the door opened as Koro Sensei walked into the room.
"Good morning everyone. Take your seats please." He greets his students.
As the yellow being walked to the teacher's desk, the Eds, Nagisa, and Kayano nodded at Okuda, before walking to their then turned towards Koro Sensei and went to him.
"Here it is, sir." She presented him with the mixture. "Just like you asked."
"Ah! Nice work." Koro Sensei said, taking the flask. "Well, here's to your health, children. Salud!"
And so he did. Right down to the last drop. Everyone watched closely for any reaction. They got their reaction, but not the way they imagined. Koro Sensei's eyes turned and glowed red and his face turned dark. He chuckled evilly, as an intense power came from his body.
"Thank you, Okuda." He said in a dark tone. Koro Sensei's then startled glowing red, and veins started to pop and show. "Thank you very much indeed! This conviction is precisely what I needed to level up!"
"OI! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MEGANE ONNA! YOU DOOMED US ALL AGAIN!" Edric shouted, he shot up and drew his Anti-Sensei bokuto.
"Wait, you…I don't-" Okuda looked in shock and fear at the teacher.
"GUOOOOOOOHHH!" Koro Sensei roared and spread out his tentacles. Unleashing a shockwave blast that almost knocked everyone back.
Almost everyone. Edric was thrown by the shockwave and sent to the back of the classroom. Planted into the wall, he groaned in pain for only a second, before Ed was set out of his seat and slammed directly into him. The big Ed fell off of the wall, revealing an even more beaten up Edric before he fell onto his friend.
And then it was over.
Koro Sensei was now a big silver blob on his desk.
"Pyuu~." The Silver Koro Sensei wheezed.
"HE MELTED!?" Everyone screamed, gawking at the sight of their teacher's new form.
"You didn't think that was poison, did you?" Koro Sensei asked. "On the contrary, I had you whip up a special tomic designed to increase my fluidity."
Edric stood up but struggled to keep his balance with his Anti-Sensei bokuto. His face was all beaten up and he gave an annoyed look to his classmates.
"What did I tell you guys? Too good to be true." He grunted in pain, then collapsed on the ground again. Koro Sensei's body then shot off the desk at lightning-fast speeds, darting around before going into Kataoka's desk, making her gasp.
"In liquid form, I can fit conformably into the tightest nooks and crannies." He explained, his head poking out from the inside.
"What are you doing in there?" Kataoka demanded.
"Best of all, I LOSE NONE OF MY SPEED!" Koro Sensei shot out of the desk's inside and started sped up all around the room. Bouncing from wall to wall and corner to corner at intense speeds. Every student was shocked, as they tried to follow him. "GO AHEAD! TRY to BEAT ME! COME ON!"
"Wait a…!"
"No way, this is impossible!"
"He's too fast and slippery!"
"This is messed up, dude!"
"What the heck is with this flighty sensei!?"
"What in the world did you give him!?"
The kids complained as they tried to shoot Koro Sensei. But none of them were about to hit him, due to the liquid form and the speed he had. Edric snapped out of it and tried to slash him but he's too quick even for him.
"You tricked me!" Okuda called out to Koro Sensei, he stopped in a high corner on the ceiling. "That's not fair!"
"Hmm…Fair?" Koro Sensei questioned her. "Verbal depiction is a vital part of an assassin's arsenal."
This confused Okuda, as Edric and Ed walked back to where their seats were.
"What are you saying, sir?" Double D asked.
"Approaching the target so naively is a good way to fail in your mission. Even the deadliest of poisons is, if one can't persuade the mark to drink it." Koro Sensei tells them, before falling from the ceiling. His body was pouring down to where his clothing was. "Nagisa. Say that you wanted to poison me. How would you go about it?"
Nagisa looked up to think. "Well, let me think. I'd probably put it into something you'd like. Then I guess I would offer it to you as a gift."
"Excellent. You see, to deceive someone, you have to get inside their heads; know what they respond to. Use language creatively." Koro Sensei explained, as he started to move into his clothing. He then disappeared into the clothing, before his head popped out of the neck. His body regained his shape and yellow color. "In poisoning, as in life, the key to success is communication."
This surprised Okuda a little. Koro Sensei's body then started to reform, and he stood up.
"Imagine that one day, you make an Earth-shattering scientific discovery. How can it benefit mankind if it stays locked inside your head?" He asked her, as Okuda looked at him in wonder. "Knowing the right thing to say can make all the difference, right?"
Okuda stared at him with wide eyes for a moment, before smiling. "Right! Thank you, sir!"
Everyone smiled at the scene. Okuda then turned her head and looked at Double D, who gave her a thumbs up. She blushed a little, but righted the gesture. Edric looked at the two with a smile of his own, knowing that Double D may have found a person just like him.
(4th Wallbreak)
"That was always what we liked about Koro Sensei. In his eyes, even a student trying to poison him was still, first and foremost, a student." Edric tells the readers, looking back at Koro Sensei. "But we're a long way off from killing him. He's just that good."
(Timeskip)
A few days has passed since Okuda's failed EDsassination attempt, and it was now a beautiful day in Tokyo. However, E-Class wasn't enjoying it in the slightest, as they were walking down a trail in the mountain to the main school campus. Today was Assembly Day, and that meant that everyone had to attend.
"I don't get it." Edric panting, with his back hunched, his arms dangling, and sweating. "Why are we taking the long way down the mountain?! Why is there even a long way?!"
"It's a rule that the school makes us do." Yada smiled, walking next to him. "We just have to make sure we get there on time."
"Why? What happens if we don't?" Edric looks at her with a dissatisfied look.
"Because if we're late again, there's no telling what kind of messed up stuff they'll make us do." Isogai said, as he walked ahead of the two with Okano and Maehara.
"Yeah. Last time we had to clean out the flower beds." Okano tells him.
"Heh. Man that blew. Those freakin' things were the size of a house." Maehara complained.
"What are you bitching about? We did the work." Isogai retorted.
"I was the moral support!" Maehara laughed.
"OH COME ON!" Eddy yelled, walking behind Edric and Yada. "We have to go to the school the long way, all because a guy who doesn't even care about us says so!?"
"Cheer up, Eddy." Double D said, as he and Ed walked with him. "So it might be long, but I'm sure that it'll be over before you know it."
But that wasn't the case, and they would be suffering on their journey.
(Teach us, Kunudon!)
"Surprise!" Kunudon appeared again.
"Hey! Is that Kunudon?" Boys and girls asked.
"Hello! It's me Kunudon!" He greeted them.
"Hooray!" They shouted with glee.
"Today, we're going to talk about underachievers! Here, we like to give them a special place all their own! A place called E-Class, where they won't bother the good boys and girls!" Kunudon said, showing a sign that said 'E-Class: Down-the-Mountain Game' and showed them a map of E-Class.
"Wow! What a great idea!"
"Now we don't normally like it when E-Class students set foot on the Main Campus. But we do make exceptions for school assemblies, when we invite them to take a stroll down the mountain on their lunch break." Kunudon said.
Yeah, this isn't turning out good for them from the start as they journey down from the mountains with obstacles standing in their way.
(First Obstacle)
Eddy, Okajima, Mimura and the black haired boy with his bangs covering his eyes, Chiba, made it to a bridge, but that bridge ended up breaking and most of the boys fell into the river.
"Ahh! The stupid bridge is out!" Okajima cried out.
"No way!" Mimura screamed. "Who's the genius who told us this was a short cut?!"
They were all able to get out of the running river, but Eddy screamed as he was carried away by the water.
"EDDY!" Mimura held out an arm to the castaway Ed-boy while holding a nearly drowned Chiba and Okajima.
"Discipline is key! Especially for E-Class slobs." Kunudon said as he began to close up to the screen. "And nothing instills discipline like lining up inside the gymnasiums for special assemblies, kids!".
"Discipline!"
(Second Obstacle)
A bunch of snakes started to fall onto Yada, Fuwa, and Hara.
"WHY ARE THEIR SNAKES!?" They screamed.
However, they watched as a mound of snakes dropped down on Eddy. Like a cartoon, he jumped out of the pile screaming before running around. Freaking out as he was still covered in snakes.
"LOOK OUT, EDDY!" They shouted.
"Come on Maggots. Get in gear!" Kunudon exclaimed with aviators on and a bokuto hitting on the picture of the Main Campus. "Give me a 'sir, yes sir!' Now!"
"Sir, yes, sir! Hooray!"
BLAM!
"SIR YES SIR, MY ASS! ARE YOU BAKAS TRYING TO BRING US TO OUR DEATH!" Edric knocks him out again with Lake Kiryu and is about to hit him again but Yada appears out of nowhere and holds him back.
"Edric, there's no need to hurt him!" Yada tells him before she was aware of her surroundings. "Wait, where are we!?"
"I'm afraid this is the usual for him, Miss Yada." Double D said, arriving next to her as he then bowed to the reader. "Excuse us."
Yada and Double D pushed Edric away from the scene, followed by Ed laughing.
(Third Obstacle)
As Eddy ran away down the path, a couple of boulders started falling near Terasaka, Muramatsu, Hazama, and Yoshida.
"WHY ARE THERE FALLING BOULDERS?!" They exclaimed.
And just like before, Eddy, still covered in snakes, ran away from a boulder rolling down towards him.
"AH, CRAP! LOOK OUT, EDDY!" They shouted.
(Fourth Obstacle)
"Okay! Who's the idiot who poked the damn beehive!?" Edric yelled as he, Ed, Double D, Nagisa, Kayano, Sugino, Okuda, Sugaya, and Kanzaki tried to withstand a swarm of angry bees.
Oh Eddy. Poor Eddy ran past them, attracting the bees, and making them follow after him.
"OH NO! LOOKING OUT, EDDY!" They shouted.
"He's, uh, not having a very good day, is he?" Sugino said, as they watched the running Ed-boy in pity. "Hope the poor guy's all right."
"Me, too." Nagisa said.
"End the first half and insert the gray line below." Ed said.
(Later)
After that, they all finally decide to take a break. While Eddy continued to get himself into trouble down the path, everyone else was either on their hands and knees, sitting down and against a tree, or laying down on their backs. Double D leaned against a tree, panting heavily like everyone else. He looked at his uniform and saw how dirty it was.
"For heaven's sake." He groaned. That'll teach him to leave his cleaning kit at the dorm. Oh, how he hated getting dirty.
"Ugh. Can we be done with the rock and the bees and things trying to kill us please?" Kayano groaned on her hands and knees.
"I'm glad Eddy was around to take the brunt of it for us.' Sugino said, laying on his back.
"Hey. Anyone hurt?" Karasuma asked as he approached them.
"Everything's shipshape, Boss-man!" Ed said with a salute.
"Let's not forget about Eddy." Edric pointed a finger up as he leaned against the same tree Double D was using. "But other than him taking a beating, we're good."
"Good. No rush," Karasuma said, before looking at his watch. "In fact at this rate, we're making a fairly excellent time."
"WAIT FOR ME!" A familiar voice called to them. Looking back in the direction they came from, they saw Professor Bitch, running towards them. "Way to ditch me, jerks!"
"Hey, Professor Bitch!" Kayano greeted the blonde teacher.
After catching up to them, Professor Bitch just gave up and fell to her hands and knees, panting in exhaustion.
"No one said anything about a class trip during lunch." She groaned, as the kids looked at her with pity.
"Yeah, no offense, Professor, but you look wrecked." Sugino said.
"You try running through nature in heels!" She glared at him.
"Karasuma sensei." Nagisa called out, getting the man's attention. "Where's Koro Sensei?"
"I don't think it's a good idea for him to be in the Main Campus, Nagisa." Edric deadpanned, sitting up.
"Edric's right. It wouldn't do for the other students to see him." Karasuma informed them. " So we told him to wait back at the old campus for security reasons."
(E-Class)
Back at the old school, Koro Sensei stood at a window with his white, blank face.
"…I'm all alone…" He said in a hollow voice, looking at the sky as a bird landed on his head. "…A shunned sensei…"
(Back to Edric and the others)
"Well. The main campus isn't much further away." Karasuma told them. "Are you ready?"
"Yeah…" Everyone groaned, before continuing their journey.
(Kunugigaoka Junior High: Main Campus)
And so, after jumping over a giant crack in the ground, dodging lightning bolts from a thunderstorm that came out of nowhere, and fending off an angry bear, E-Class finally made it to Kunugigaoka Junior High School's Main Campus.
In the blistering sun, everyone was either standing with their hands on their knees, on their hands and knees, sitting down, or lying down. They were more exhausted than they were before.
"That sincerely sucked." Okajima groaned.
Eddy groaned in pain while lying face down on his stomach, as snakes were still wrapped around him, his clothes torn, dirty, and soaked, bruises covering his body, bee stings all over his face, and a large chunk of his side bitten off by the bear.
"…Someone…please…kill me alright…" Eddy groaned and pleaded.
Ed, bruised and scorched by the lightning, grabbed one of his ankles and started walking to school, dragging his friends across the ground.
"No can do, Eddy." The dumb Ed-boy said. "Not until I'm done with homework."
Edric and Yada were next to each other, with the scar boy lying on his back and the busty girl on her hands and knees.
"Did…you guys ever…had to deal with something like this?" She panted. She and the class knew that while the Eds didn't tell them about their adventures, they could tell by the way they acted and talked that they had quite a few.
"You mean that death march where someone would take all the beating? Not even close to it." Edric groaned a response, just as bruised as the Eds while also being clawed up by the bear, before standing up. He offered her a helping hand, which Yada accessed with a tired smile.
"Well, at least we're not late." Isogai said, as Ed walked past him, still dragging Eddy.
"…And alive…" the badly damaged Ed-boy said.
"NO idea how that happened.' Maehara said,
Double D sat up while panting and sweat flowed from his head. Like his friends, he was all bruised up too.
"It's a miracle, really." He said, before pushing his spine back into place, causing many cracks from it.
"Hurry up, people!" Isogai told everyone. "We've got to get in line before they start."
"Okay." They all groaned loudly.
(Kunugigaoka Junior High: Gymnasium)
They all walked into the large gymnasium. Upon entering, they were met with the sight of many other students who were higher on the Kunugigaoka Junior High class system. While they talked and chatted with each other, the Eds followed the rest of their E-Class members to their position, the far right, and stood in two lines. Looking around at his fellow E-Class members, Edric noticed that all of them, except for him and his friends, had their heads facing forward and were either looking down or trying not to look at the other students.
"Hey, Nagisa!"
Edric looked and to his dread, it was Takada and Tanaka sneering at them. The same two students that tried to pick on them at the train station the day Karma came. Eddy appropriately called them Four-Eyes and Fatso.
"Wow, look at you guys. I'm surprised you made it. Must have a heck of a trek rolling down the mountain." The two of them laughed as they walked away.
"OH YEAH? Well, let me give you a taste of the experience with my fist!" Eddy exclaimed angrily, standing next to Nakamura, and was about to chase after and thrash the two pricks. However, she quickly grabbed him by the shoulders and held him back from going through with it.
"Eddy, stop! Just let it go!" She told stopped and looked at her incredulously.
"What? Are you serious?" He demanded. "You're just going to let them walk all over you?"
"That's the way it is." Eddy looked at Nakamura in surprise, who looked down with a depressed look on her face. "It's best to just…Take the hits for now, okay."
He didn't like it at all, but he nodded. However, in his shoes, Edric would have done the same thing when he looked to his right and saw Yada looking down with the same defeated expression. The dead-fish eyed teen then looked to his left and saw that some of the students were laughing and pointing at her. To get them to stop, he looked at them with a slight glare, scared them off from his demonic face.
(4th Wallbreak)
"From what I heard from Nagisa, the school had a once-a-month all-school-assembly. But even here, we were expected to experience a depressing time."
Edric turns and looks at the other students.
"I knew it would be bad, but as I saw the other students laugh and point at us, I found out that the discrimination against us was worse than I thought. Me and my friends weren't strangers to discrimination, and it was mostly deserved with the scams and stunts we've pulled, but there were only a few kids in Peach Creek. This is a hundred times more than back home."
Once everyone was in the gymnasium, the assembly began. The Eds were forced to listen to an old man make a pampering speech that nearly made the scarred boy groan if he wasn't suppressing it.
"You are the cream of the crop. This nation's natural elite. Never forget that. I am proud to be your dean." The dean said to everyone, before glancing at E-Class. "But! Don't get too comfortable. No. Let E-Class remind us of the perils of that."
This got the A to D-Class students to start laughing at E-Class. Eddy's fists were trembling, as he snarled at the ground. Ed looked down in depression, as Double D patted his back to comfort him, as he secretly criticized the principal for his unprofessional and discriminative speech. Edric just looked at the back of the person in front of him, trying not to let the words of the old man get to him. But subconsciously, he gripped Lake Kiryu tightly.
"Now, now! It's unkind to laugh at their expense!" Dean told them, even though he'll let it be for his amusement.
"Hey, Nagisa." Sugaya whispered to him. "Why isn't Karma here?"
"Because he's ditching." Nagisa answered.
"What? Is he out of his mind?!" Sugaya asked quietly.
"It's not like he doesn't know he'll catch hell for blowing off assembly; he just doesn't care. Wish I had the grades to get away with that." Nagisa said, a bit jealous of Karma. "They'd probably just throw me out."
"Yeah, ain't that the truth." Sugaya groaned.
(Board Chairman's Office)
Within the board chairman's office, the man himself sat at his desk and watched the assembly on his computer screen.
"If I may say so, sir, this method is remarkably effective!" An Instructor said, standing in front of the board chairman's desk. "It shows the percentage of the students from our academy who go on to top universities. E-Class aside, of course."
"We are pragmatists here." The chairman said, watching the E-Class students being laughed at by the rest of the school. "Realist. Young people must be prepared for the world as it is. Sadly, the best way to ignite their potential is to let them see it extinguished in others."
"Very sound reasoning." The Instructor complimented.
"Yes, of course it is." The chairman said. "Whether in school administration or assassination, I pride myself on adherence to logic."
He considered himself a rationally moving man. In managing the school, and even with the situation that E-Class was placed in, if it's reasonable, then it's fine with him. The results are all that matters to him.
(Back with the Eds)
Back in the gymnasium, the Dean was done talking and they were going onto a special announcement from the student council. Erdic glad the bullshit was over with. He tried to tune out the old man, but the laughter was another story.
As he stood with the rest of the students, he noticed a familiar person from the right corner of his eyes. Turning his head, Edric saw Karasuma walking towards where the other teachers were standing. As he saw him greeting a female teacher, who flushed at the sight of him, then he heard the students from D-Class talking to each other.
"Who's that? Never seen him before."
"He looks way too cool to be a teacher."
Edric was a little surprised by his presence. He didn't think he was going to show up with them and would be doing…whatever government related stuff he does. He and Karasuma's attention were then taken by the voices of Nakamura and Kurahashi talking to each other.
"You too! Wow! cool!" Kurahashi said to Nakamura.
"Yeah." Nakamura said as the two of them held up their Anti-Sensei Knife sheaths, which were decorated. When Karasuma saw the sheaths out in public, he held in his gasp of shock and panic. The two girls then turned towards the man and showed him. "Hey. Check it, Mister K?"
"We decorated the thing we keep our knives in!" Kurahashi chipped.
"So stylish." Nakamura commented. Karasuma quickly went over to them and placed his hands on the sheaths to hide them, while leaning forward toward their face.
"They're 'totes adorable', yes! Now put them away!" He whispered forcefully at them, as the girl smiled nervously. We're supposed to keep this on the DL. The other students can't know!"
"Oh, sorry." the two of them said. As Eddy watched the exchange going on, he heard the other students in the gymnasium talking about them behind the back of his head.
"I think he's the new E-Class teacher."
"Looks like he's big on the hands-on approach."
"No fair. Why can't the regular teachers be that hot? I mean, seriously, is there some kind of rule?"
Eddy felt a smirk come to his lips with a sense of some pride. But then he heard some quiet murmuring coming from the back of the gymnasium. The Ed-boy turned around to see what was going on. It turned out that everyone's attention was directed to Professor Bitch, as she walked into the place. All the students and faculty, except for E-Class and Karasuma, stared at her, with the males all blushing and drooling. Many couples were split up on that day at that moment.
"Whoa! Who's the boobalicious foreign-looking chick?"
"Don't tell me she's an E-Class teacher, too?"
"So jealous…"
"Look who finally decided to join us." Edric jokes, looking at her with a slight smile.
"Five minutes ago, she was down on all fours but damn, look at her work it!" Sugino said, remembering earlier before they went to the gymnasium
"Quick recovery, huh?" Nagisa said as they watched Professor Bitch walk over to Karasuma and stand next to him.
"What are you doing here?" Karasuma demanded, without looking at her.
"Don't even try to pull rank on me." She said. "I'm an educator. Just like you are."
"So you're finally embracing your role here?" He asked.
"Or I just need an excuse to scope out the student body." She cringed a little when she saw Four-Eyes and Fatso staring at her with perverted gazes. "Me-ow. Said nobody ever. Oh, that's right."
She then started walking towards Edric.
"Edric. The octopus isn't around, talk to me." Professor Bitch placed a hand on his shoulder, Edric looked at her and raised an eyebrow. "Gimme some intel. You and Nagisa are still keeping record of all the ooey-gooey bastard's vulnerable points and plans, right? Let the teacher peek at your notebook and I'll make it worth your while."
"Well, uh, actually." Edric tried to tell her but he was a bit surprised by her sudden contact. "We haven't added any new attempts or weaknesses since the last time you looked."
"Please, sweetheart. You and I know you're keeping the good stuff all to yourself." She whispered to his ear.
"Iie, iie, it's like I said…" Edric didn't have a chance to finish when she grabbed his head.
"Ugh. Come on now, kid. Dish." Professor Bitch said, before pressing and smothering his face hard into her boobs. Yada glared with soulless white eyes at her, as Edric struggled to try and push himself away from the blonde while at the same time enjoying. "Or I'll smother you."
"You already are, Professor Bitch!" Edric exclaimed in a muffled voice.
Four-Eyes and Fatso stared at the scene with weird faces and bloody noses, wishing that they were in Edric's place.
'What a teacher.'
'What a…bitch.'
"What the hell?" A student exclaimed, complaining about Professor Bitch being the teacher of a group of—in their eyes—failures. "Are you kidding me?"
"The End Class douchebags aren't supposed to get any special perks!" Another student complained, as Karasuma grabbed Professor Bitch by the back of her collar and dragged her away, making her let go of Edric.
After that, the assembly continued with a male student with glasses, black eyes, a somewhat prominent nose, and short dark green hair, Teppei Araki, stepped onto the stage.
"Okay. All the coming student council's events are detailed in the you've just been given." He said, holding up a piece of paper.
"Wait. What?" Edric said in confusion. And he wasn't the only one puzzled.
"Uh. Hang on. How come we didn't get any?" Okajima asked, to which Okano shrugged.
"Uh, excuse me, sir?" Isogai said, getting the student on the stage's attention. "E-Class didn't get the handouts."
"Oh wow, really? That's kind of bizarre." Araki's face then turned from fake genuine to flat out mocking. Huh. I'm so sorry.~ I thought for sure we printed enough for everyone! Guess E-Class will just have to memorize it off your neighbors.~"
That got the student body to start laughing at E-Class. Eddy could feel his face turning red with anger, but tried to hold it in. Ed frowned at the student, while Double D scolded. Edric's gripped Lake Kiryu even harder.
"That works out for the best, really." Araki laughed. "I mean, you people could use the mental exercise I'm guessing."
At that point, Eddy had finally reached his breaking point and rolled up his sleeve.
"Why you little—!" He stopped from doing something he might regret when a familiar blur of speed rushed past them. E-Class looked to see single pieces of paper falling down over their heads. Eddy and the others grabbed it and were surprised to see it was the handouts that they never got.
"There you go, Isogai." A familiar voice said. They turned their heads to see Koro Sensei in his human disguise standing next to Karasuma and Professor Bitch, who looked at him in shock while twirling a pencil on his finger. "That should take care of it, I think. All of you have a copy of the handout now, correct?"
"Yes, sir!" Isogai nodded with a smile. He then turned towards Araki on the stage. "Never mind. We got some. My mistake, sorry."
"You what?! But, I…how did you…?" Araki was taken back by this, looking in disbelief at those he saw as inferior. The E-Class students smiled in gratefulness and in victory. "Okay, who's the wise guy? Who killed our fun? Er, I mean. Ahem! As I was saying before. Um, if you'll take a closer look at the events schedule, you'll notice we have quite a few things packed…"
"I thought we agreed we couldn't let the other students see you." Karasuma whispered aggressively at Koro Sensei. "What part of 'state secret' do you refuse to understand?"
"Relax." Koro Sensei whispered, wiggling his arms about. "My disguise is flawless. No one would expects a thing."
"Looks like somebody got a little lonely." Nagisa sweatdropped.
"Can't say I blame the guy." Sugino said, sweatdropped also.
As he stood there, however, the student body started to take notice of him. They could figure out where he came from, or get over the fact that he was tall and didn't seem to have any joints. Professor Bitch took this as an opportunity to try and stab Koro Sensei. He was able to dodge her easily, but they were causing a scene, so Karasuma stepped in. The man grabbed her arm and pinned it to her back, before leading her away.
"Hey. Was that teacher standing there a second ago?"
"I dunno, what's with him being all big and, like, wriggly?"
"Yeah. And what's with the hot one trying to stab him?"
"Is that a thing? Can she do that?"
"The other one's got her in some kind of hold."
"That class is crazy."
This caused the E-Class to laugh.
"I can honestly say she reminds me a lot about Eddy." Edric said with his goofy smile.
"Why's that?" Yada asked with a smile.
"She doesn't know how to quit." He then joins them in the laughter along with Yada.
The student body looked at them strangely, while Four-Eyes and Fatso glared at them.
(After the Assembly)
Eddy laughed out loud as the Eds exited the building.
"Did you see the look on his face?!" He exclaimed, before laughing again, with Ed joining him.
"We showed him, huh Eddy?!" The strong Ed-boy said.
"Yeah, we did!" Eddy said with a satisfied smile.
"While I'm not one to one-up another individual." Double D said, "I must admit that with the unprofessional discrimination we've received at the hands of our peers on the main campus, I feel quite satisfied."
"You got that right!" Eddy exclaimed, as Edric stopped and looked to see a vending machine.
"Hmmm." Edric hummed before turning to the other Eds. "You guys go on ahead, I'm getting something from the vending machine."
The Eds did, and they walked towards the entrance they came from, where the other members of E-Class were going through. Edric went and brought a bottle of chocolate milk in a vending machine and drank it as he was about to catch up with them.
"They're one of them! Just like I told you!"
Edric head a girl's voice as he turned his head towards the source of it and felt any positive attitude he had was quickly extinguished. Standing a few feet away was a girl with black hair and dark eyes, who was clinging onto the source of Eric's displeasure. A boy around his age with short, flat dark brown hair that went to his nape with almond, dark eyes, a big nose, and large lips and fair skin. The way this guy looked at Edric tells him he was full of arrogance and was without any manners.
"So, that's him, Kaho?" The guy asked with a smug look.
"That's right!" Kaho, who Edric could have sworn was a girl Maehara was dating, pointed at him. "He and friends destroyed the trophy display!"
This attracted the attention of some surrounding students who were watching to see if the A-Class student, Tomoya Seo, was going to teach the foreign student a lesson. Yada, who was walking a few meters through the gate to walk back to E-Class, stopped when she heard the commotion. Turning her head, she gasped when she saw Edric being confronted by the boy and his girlfriend.
"Oh no…" She whispered in worry.
Edric sighed and turned to face Seo and Kaho.
"Oi. What's your deal, huh?" He asked.
"Ah, look at that. The little freak is acting tough." The moment Seo said 'freak', Edric felt his anger spike. He could handle many other name-callings, that's he and his friends went through back at the Cul-De-Sac, but being called a freak was something he never liked. He hated being called a freak because of his eyes and scar. "You and your friends got some nerves showing your faces around here after what you did. Especially laughing at the assembly."
"Oi! That was an accident! We already apologized for that!" Edric said, aggravated by Seo's goddamn voice.
"It doesn't matter anymore, though. Because now you and your friends are where you belong." Seo said, puzzling Edric. He then took a good look at the E-Class student, seeing him glaring at him. "Hey! Who do you think you are glaring at me like that, huh?! You and your kind need to keep your eyes to the floor and your heads down when you're in the presence of a superior!"
"If that's all you have to say, then excuse me." Edric said, before trying to walk away before he gets a migraine from Seo's ranting. However, he didn't get far when Seo's arm blocked him and he grabbed his collar.
"Hold on there, freak!" Seo said with a sneer. "You're got some groveling to do."
"Huh? What do you say? Shoveling?" Edric asked in English.
"Don't play dumb! I understand English! Now you're just making fun of me!" Seo then shoved Edric back, hoping for him to fall so that he would get him to get on his knees and humiliate him. But Edric didn't fall. He got a good footing and stood straight. As he gave Seo his annoyed look, the A-Class boy saw it as a challenge of some kind and smirked. "Hoh. Still want to be the tough guy, huh?"
Meanwhile, after Nagisa dealt with his bullies, he ran up to Yada's left side.
"What's going on?" Nagisa asked.
"This jerk started mocking Edric, and now I think they're going to fight." Yada informed Nagisa, watching Edric with extreme worry.
"You're going to regret coming here, freak! Right after I kill you!" Seo exclaimed and brought his fist back.
That's when Edric's special ability kicked in, and he saw time moving slowly. He watched as Seo brought his fist forward. Aiming right at Eric's face.
'Kill me? You? If life in the Cul-De-Sac couldn't kill me.' Edric said in his head as the fist was getting closer, he charged it with his head. 'What makes you think you could? Bakayaro.'
POW!
Seo's punch landed, making the Eds, Nagisa, Yada and rest of E-Class gasped in shock while the other students were smiling smugly to see an upperclassman put the inferior in his place. But their smiles wavered when Edric was still standing from Seo's punch, much to his surprise. Blood bled from Edric's forehead but it didn't bother him, he had worse back home. Instead, he looked at Seo with his eyes narrowed and glinted, making Seo flinched.
"Teme. You think it's fun beating up your underclassman like that?" Edric said, Seo was now getting a bit nervous from his demonic look. "That's not how upperclassmen behave. Iie. That's not how a decent person should act."
WHAM!
He then drew Lake Kiryu and hit Seo hard in the chest, which sent the arrogant teen off his feet and flying a few feet back, before hitting the ground. As Seo groaned in pain, Kaho and the other students looked on in shock. Even Yada and Nagisa were in disbelief at what Edric did. Not to mention Karasuma, who was standing a few meters away with Koro Sensei, was a little taken back by the act but knew full well that it was in self-defense. With no one to stop him, Edric walked over to Seo, who was holding his chin when he noticed the student he was picking on. He let out a yelp of fear when he saw him with Lake Kiryu resting on his shoulder.
"Listen because I'm only going to say this once." Edric said as he pointed Lake Kiryu at him. "Don't call me a freak. Don't mess with a samurai. And don't ever mess with E-Class or else the Yorozuya Eds will kick your ass!"
Seo blinked and the students blinked in confusion. Is that what they called themselves?
Afterward, Karasuma watched Edric walk away as he sheathed Lake Kiryu.
"What did I tell you?" Koro Sensei said as the scar teen joined up with Yada and Nagisa, who asked him if he was alright and tended to the bleeding. "They have more self-respect than to roll over for a bully. Edric did the right thing by trying to walk away from the situation, but when he was threatened, he retaliated."
However, Nagisa standing up for himself and Edric's fight hadn't gone unnoticed by the chairman. He watched on the computer in his office as Edric, Nagisa, and Yada walked towards the gate. This was troubling to him. A student from E-Class class has pushed normal students aside and walked away. And then one of those boys from Peach Creek, more importantly from E-Class, has decided to stand against his betters. For both of these events to happen in his school, one of them causing physical harm, it was illogical and unacceptable.
With his eyes glued on Edric, it was clear to him that there need to be some slight improvements to keep up the statue quo. To him, this was of a higher priority than the assassination.
(Cue Silver by RIZE)
{Instrument}
(The scene showed the crescent moon as it zoomed out before it glitched showing Koro Sensei's face in its place. Lake Kiryu was showed as it panned up, Anti-Sensei rifle panning to the left, Anti-Sensei gun spun across the screen, and the EDsasssination Plan Journal panned downward. Back to the moon as glitched again, revealing the E-Class building.)
{Sora o koe yama o koe minato e touhon seisou asa kara ban made}
'Past the sky, over the mountains, city-bound on the go from morning until the night.'
{Toki o kakenukeru ima na o nokose miraieigou sekai no hate made}
'Running through time, leaving our names in this moment.'
(Edric was in a red black-lined shirt and a black yukata with red flames on the bottom holding Lake Kiryu while Yada stood next to him, wearing a blue yukata with floral design. Then Edric is shown in white silhouette, practicing with his sword by the E-Class building while the sun rises and sets. Eddy wore a white millionaire suit counting his money with Nakamura in an elegant dress having a drink. The Eds in white silhouette were walking home passing by Kunugigaoka Junior High.)
{Wasshoi wasshoi wasshoi wasshoi Tataka waneba soko de owaru}
'Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! If we don't fight, it all ends right here!'
{Wasshoi wasshoi wasshoi wasshoi Mamoru yatsu ga iru hana ga chiru toki hana wa mau}
'Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! There's something we have to protect, the flowers dance while they fall.'
(The scene split horizontally as Edric appeared on top, then Eddy, Double D, finally Ed. Double D and Okuda are in lab coats as they work with some chemicals. The scene split vertically as Ed appeared, then Double D, Eddy, and Edric. Ed was in his monster costume as he rampaged on a city set while Fuwa recorded it on her phone. Changes to night as the moonlight shows a daisy sprouting from the ground.)
{Ah daiji na mono ga aru Ah Ah kawaranai mono ga aru}
'Ah, I have something important. Ah ah, I have something that doesn't change.'
Yeah! Yeah!
{kimi to ikiru koto kimi o mamoru yo}
I'll live on with you, I'll protect you.
I'm here to fight for you…Today!
(Nagisa was in a dress, much to his chagrin, while Kayano was trying out girly accessories on him as the scene zoomed out. E-Class does their regular shooting on Koro Sensei as he dodges them on Mach 20. Koro Sensei flew across the ocean before he sped up close to the screen as he gave his signature laughter.)
{Bakurai sairai kendo juurai}
'The bombs going off again, let's try twice as hard again'
{Bakurai sairai kendo juurai}
'The bombs going off again, let's try twice as hard again'
(The scene goes back to Lake Kiryu panning down as the Anti-Sensei rifle appeared and intersecting it. The spinning Anti-Sensei Gun and the Edsassination Journal appeared as they intersect the two. Then they stopped at each corner as the title appeared in the middle.)
Next Time: EDsassination #7: Time for the ED Test