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Chapter 2 Naraku's love trouble .

Miroku pulled his hand from Sango's.The demon slayer got up and hugged him, grabbing his butt in the process.

"Sango what is wrong with you?"

"Nothing my love…"

"Hey guys, a little help… here..." his words remained in his throat at what he saw.

Kirara was softly purring, trying to lick the 2 headed dragon, who was growling at her and trying to get away.

Jaken was hugging and kissing Sesshoumaru's fur, repeating over and over, "Lord Sesshoumaru, my love, will you be my mate?"

Sesshoumaru had gotten up and was having a discussion with his father.

"You know father, I never realized how nice you smell. I wonder how you taste." Sesshoumaru said looking at his father and licking his lips.

"Sesshoumaru, wake up! It is me your father! You don't want to become like that dragon now, do you?" The ex - Inu no Tashio was desperately trying to reason with his son.

Kagome was dogging Kikyou's arrows, screaming at Inuyasha to help her. Kikyou was telling her with a smile.

"Come on Kagome stay still, it doesn't hurt that much. Just a little pain and we will be together for eternity. I will make you a body just like mine. You will never grow old…my yummy piece of meat. I already died once, it is not that bad." Another scream at Inuyasha, another arrow later. "Or maybe you want to go to hell with me, my darling. "

Kaede was given Totosai the kiss of life. He had fainted after she had said to him.

"You know, I always wondered what it's like to make love to a demon. I have heard that you fire demon's are hot in bed."

Inuyasha and Koga were just watching every thing like they were waiting for something when…

Naraku was furious. How dare they ignore him? So he shouted:

"I am still here you know!"

That got Inuyasha, Koga and Sesshoumaru's attention, who forgot about his father.

"I am so sorry!" all three stated.

"That is better! Now, should we continue?" asked Naraku, ready to fight.

"Oh, my love, don't get mad." Kouga told Naraku.

"What MY LOVE, how dare you say that?"

"Yea, how dare you?" Inuyasha hit the wolf on the head. "He is my love not yours!"

"Wha…" Naraku's mouth opened and closed like a fish's would.

"Have you two lost your mind? Did you forget who Naraku is?" Sesshoumaru jumped into the conversation.

"Thank you, Sesshoumaru." Naraku felt better that at least one demon was normal.

"Why do you interfere, you cur?" inquired Koga.

"Yea, you don't have the right to do this, brother." Inuyasha stated.

"I have all the right in the world. I am the lord the Western Lands, I rule over these lands. I make the law around here, plus that is my future mate you are talking about."

Naraku was about to faint, and would have if Kagura, Kanna and Kohaku wouldn't have supported him.

"My sons." Interrupted Touga. "And you, Koga you want to mate with this Naraku? But you and he are male, how do you expect to have heirs? Don't you want to continue your blood line?"

The three of them seemed to be in deep thought when they were interrupted by a violent quarrel.