This one begins Merry and Pippin's very random adventures. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings or The Wizard of Oz or Alice and Wonderland or The Gingerbread Man.
Randomness the third: We're Not In Wherever We Were Anymore"
"Hey Pip. Pip, wake up!" Pippin awoke to the sound of his cousin's voice. Yawning he sat up and found himself sitting in the middle of a road made of yellow brick. Grassy meadows stretched endlessly on either side.
"Where are we?" he inquired, taking the hand Merry offered and standing up.
"I don't know anymore than you, Pip. I only just woke up myself," Merry shrugged.
"I don't know about you," Pippin began, "but I think I remember how we got here."
"Really and how is that?" Merry asked.
"Well…I remember I was hungry and then I smelled gingerbread and that made me even hungrier and I looked up and there was a man standing there, a man made of gingerbread! So we started chasing him, you know to eat him, but he was really fast and he kept calling over his shoulder 'You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man'!" And then he ran down a rabbit whole and he chased him and then I don't remember anything until you woke me up."
Merry stared at Pippin for a moment. "I think you need to lay off the pipeweed, Pip."