Chapter 83
(Loud House, after school)
Vanzilla makes a stop and they all get out. Though Lisa is the one who exits first followed by Lincoln who is just happy for her.
"No homework, no inventions, no lecturing, no conferences and no other ridiculous school projects to stress with" said Lisa with excitement.
Lisa enters the house immediately. "Wow, usually she's all about homework and science junk" said Lynn Jr.
"What is her problem lately?" asked Lola.
Lincoln just smiles and heads inside with Patriot flying in as well.
Luna understands this. "Come on guys, let's just give her this one moment to feel happy, plus less explosions in the house." Luna then enters the house.
They do like the times when she's not blowing stuff up. "She does have a point and she won't ask us to be her test subjects as well" said Lana.
"Well, time to see what's on TV" said Lori.
"I'll be in the vents, as usual" replied Lucy.
"I am headed round back to practice on my soccer" said Lynn Jr. They don't know that Mr. Grouse is hearing this. "And she's gonna break something again."
"I have to check if I have any calls for any gigs this weekend. The party must go on and not go down!" said Luan.
If you're all wondering, Leni is at work.
Lola and Lana were curious, what has gotten Lisa all riled up about and what did Lincoln and Lisa do after school on Monday.
The twins enter their room and put their things away, they then step out to see Lisa run to Lincoln's room and close the door.
They both put their ears to the door to listen in. "Dang it! I can't hear anything!" said Lola. "Why can't we hear anything?"
Lana remembered. "Oh yeah, Last week this door was about to come lose from her hinges, so I replaced her with a new kind of wood that dad and I got, mom made the door."
Lola looks at her in annoyance. "Of course you did. Now how the heck are we gonna know what their doing in there?"
Lana then gets an idea. "Vents!" To Lola it was not a good idea, but she was desperate to know what was going on between Lincoln and Lisa.
So the two of them go into an open vent and make their journey through.
"Gross, this place smells weird" said Lola.
"Umm, that's because we're in the bathroom area, I think we went too far" replied Lana.
"Okay, let's find out where Lincoln and Luna's room is" said Lola.
After a couple of minutes they both find a room but it was Lisa and Lily's. Lily is with Lynn Sr at the restaurant.
After another couple of minutes, they were know at the room of Lucy and Lynn Jr and the smell of Lynn Jr's jerseys was not what Lola wanted to smell, Lana didn't mind though.
Another few minutes and they ended up in Luan's room and they accidently triggered a left over trap in the vents. Three month old banana cream pie. So they both retreated to the bathroom.
Luan looks around. "Huh, I thought I heard something."
"Now you know how I feel toots" replied Mr. Coconuts.
"What do you mean Mr. Coconuts?" asked Luan.
"Because everything is Loud in here!" replied Mr. Coconuts. And they both laugh. Boo!
After washing their faces, though Lana enjoyed licking off the pie, they make it to another vent only to be in Lori and Leni's room.
They make it to another location which was their parent's room and they accidently got into the closet and freaked out seeing the white hair tie.
They then see they were above the kitchen and they see Lynn Jr making another sub sandwich. 'Looks like I got some work later" said Lana. "Gross" said Lola.
They end up in the dining room where they see Luna walk by. "Looks like Luna isn't in the room with Lincoln and Lisa right now" said Lola.
They then end up in the living room, where they see Lori surfing through channels. Lori looks around and sees no one is there, so she farts.
"Yup, flatulent problem" said Lola and Lana.
As the twins leave through another vent, Lori looks around. "Okay, who said I have a flatulent problem?!"
They twins keep going through the vents and always end up in the same rooms or under the porch.
"Where the heck is Lincoln's room?!" said Lola in anger.
"How the heck does Luc navigate this place?" asked Lana.
Just then they both hear Patriot squawking. "Follow that eagle call!" said Lana.
They keep moving and they finally made it. Lincoln and Luna's room.
The vent they're in is at the side of the wall at the foot of the bunk bed between Lincoln and Luna.
They see Lincoln and Lisa assembling something, with Patriot going through instructions to make sure they didn't miss any pieces.
"Are those bricks or blocks?" whispered Lola.
"What the heck is that thing?" whispered Lana.
They then see the box at the corner of the room.
"Wow, now that is big" whispered Lana.
"Either that's a ball or something else. I do like those little people" replied Lola.
"Why didn't they invite us to play with them?" asked Lana.
"I could be using that stuff to make my own castle. Not some weird disco ball" said Lola
"What are you two doing here?" asked Lucy from behind. The twins get startled but their mouths get covered by Lucy's hands and she drags them away. "Come with me."
Lincoln and Lisa stop and look around, so does Patriot.
"I had this strange feeling that someone was watching us" said Lisa.
"I had the same feeling as well" replied Lincoln.
Patriot scans the room for any changes. Then goes back to the instructions.
Lincoln and Lisa shrug it off and go back to work, but they both stay cautious.
Meanwhile Lucy drags Lana and Lola through the vents in into their room.
She then puts them on the ground. "Are you two spying on Lincoln and Lisa?"
"Umm, no" replied the twins.
"Then what the heck were you two doing in the vents? That's my thing" asked Lucy.
"We were …. Lost?" said Lola.
Lucy crosses her arms and looks at them sternly, even though you can't see her eyes.
"Alright fine! We were spying on Lincoln and Lisa! Happy?" said Lola.
"We were just curious and wanted to know what they were doing. Sorry Lucy" said Lana.
"They were playing with blocks! Blocks that I can use to make my own castle!" said Lola.
"I just wanna help them finish what it was, it looked kinda cool" said Lana.
Lucy sighs. "I know you two wanna play with whatever it is they were doing, but you cannot get involved with Lisa's bonding time with Lincoln."
"Sorry Luce" replied Lana. "Yeah I guess I'm sorry too" replied Lola.
Lucy then walks out of the room. "Don't let me catch you two in the vents again, I'll let this one slide for now. Lincoln left me in charge of watching the vents in case things like this happen and I know all about what they're doing."
Lola and Lana were shocked. "She knows what they were doing?!" said Lola.
"Well, I should go and get ready to fix the toilet once Lynn bombs it" said Lana as she picks up her plunger.
Lola sighs. "I guess I'll just play with my own toys."
Lucy is about to head into the vents but then she runs into Luna who just got back from the kitchen. "So anyone tried to spy on baby bro and lil' sis?"
"Yes, the twins. But they didn't see everything, we should let it slide for now" replied Lucy.
"Cool. We don't want Lincoln to be stressed and angered out, Lisa looks really happy spending time with bro like this, I like it" said Luna.
Lucy smiles and retreats into the vents. Luna heads to her room, then Lynn runs past her and into the bathroom. "And I don't think I wanna use the toilet until its all clear."
(An hour later)
Luna is on her top bunk listening to some music, while Lincoln and Lisa stand back and look at their work.
"Almost there Lisa, we just need to finish off the top of it and then we're done" said Lincoln.
"The last piece to finish off for tomorrow. And I am surprised this all came with two Luke's" said Lisa.
"Yeah, one in his farm boy style and one in a storm trooper mode" said Lincoln.
Patriot squawks and looks outside and spots a squirrel and flies off. "Be back later Patriot, we still have to read on those Eagle competing books" said Lincoln.
"So, you're putting those books from Sid to good use I see" said Lisa.
"Well, they seem pretty cool. Plus I get to be in a competition with Patriot" replied Lincoln.
Lisa smiles. "And I am assuming that everyone else has no clue to what you are doing, so I shall keep it a secret."
"Thanks Lisa" replied Lincoln as he hugs her. Lisa also hugs her brother back.
"Well, I should go and rehydrate myself from whatever beverage I may find within our refrigerator" said Lisa as she leaves the room.
Lincoln chuckles and heads for the bathroom, but first he bangs on the vents. "Lucy, there's no need to keep guard anymore."
"Sigh, I'll come out later. I need to finish this poem, I just need something that rhymes with Conclusion" said Lucy.
"Concussion, Intrusion, Excursion and Distortion" replied Lincoln. "Thank you" said Lucy.
Lincoln then moves the Lego Death star next to his computer and puts all of the instructions into the box. He then checks on Luna who fell asleep.
Lincoln smiles and kisses her forehead then heads out of the room and to the bathroom where Lana comes out wiping her hands. "Hey Lincoln, bathrooms all yours."
"Thanks Lana" replied Lincoln. But then he gets hugged by Lana. "I'm sorry Lincoln!"
At first Lincoln has no clue what she was doing or what she meant, but then he figured it out. "Lana, we can play some other time, I just wanna spend this bonding moment with Lisa. Okay?"
They soon break the hug. "Okay" replied Lana.
Lincoln smiles. "How about this, once Lisa and I are done. You, me and Lola can go to the place where Lisa and I got the Lego stuff, sound cool?"
Lana smiles. "Sure Lincoln!"
"We will have to split the pay though" said Lincoln.
"Lola has stacks of cash and I always find extra bills when I go dumpster diving" replied Lana.
"Okay, but when the day comes for us three to go there. I want you to take a shower and try not to get dirty when we get there" replied Lincoln.
"Oaky Lincoln" said Lana. Lincoln ruffles her hat. "Now go on, I gotta use it and tell Lola about what we're planning."
Lana hugs him again and then races to her shared room with Lola to tell her what Lincoln has planned.
Lincoln then closes the bathroom door.
Meanwhile Jordan arrives on her bike and rings the doorbell. Lori answers it. "Oh, hi Jordan. I thought you were at the mall"
"I was, then it turned crazy and I decided to leave. Same with my gal pals, I came over to hang out with my BF" replied Jordan.
Lori smiles. "He's upstairs."
Then Patriot flies in and passes Jordan and heads up the stairs. Jordan soon follows.
Lincoln finishes using the bathroom and sees Patriot fly into the room then he sees Jordan coming up the stairs. "Good afternoon my lady."
Jordan giggles. "Oh you! So what have you been up to?"
"Well, we're almost done. We just have to do the finishing touches tomorrow and give her a test run with the lights" replied Lincoln.
"Cool. Should I call the gang to come and see it?" asked Jordan.
"To those who watched with us. Dang right, plus Zach said he wanted to see it as well" said Lincoln.
"Sweet, so what are planning to do now?" asked Jordan.
"Well, Patriot and I are planning on trying out some tricks with the book on eagle competitions" said Lincoln.
"Mind if I help out?" asked Jordan. "Sure thing beautiful" replied Lincoln.
Lincoln grabs the book in the room and heads to the backyard with Jordan and Patriot and they pass by Leni who came home early.
"Have fun you three" said Leni. "Leni? What are you doing back here so early?" asked Lori.
"Well, there was a big sale and a lot of people came to make a big purchase, but in the middle of it all Mrs. Carmichael kinda got injured, so she had to close Reiningers for the day" replied Leni.
"Oh wow! I hope she's okay" said Lori.
"Me too, well I'll be in our room" replied Leni as she heads upstairs. But as she enters she sees that the door to Lincoln and Luna's room is slightly opened, she peeks inside and sees the unfinished Lego Death Star.
"Where have I seen that before?" Leni asks herself. Then she remembers and decides to stay quiet.
"Maybe I'll get something for Lisa and Lincoln something similar to that for Christmas" Leni says to herself. She then closes the door and enters her own room.
The Death Star is almost done! Leave a Review and tell me what you all think.