-1Disclaimer: If you believe I own Harry Potter then you are even more insane than me. And that's pretty fucking insane. As I am in a mental institute run by aliens from the planet Woot!
First of all I'd like to thank all the lovely reviewers who have taken time out of their wonderful lives to tell me how much they loved my piece of shit.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!
No, really. FUCKING LOVE!!!!!
If I had to give you all my organs so that you would live 5 seconds longer I would do it just like that.
Like THAT.
Like….thaTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Woot!
Super.
Oh yeah!
Go Snakeman!!!!!!
Drinks diet coke
It's silver, which is shiny!
I'm typing one handed which sucks especially for caps and shit.
Finished! YAY ME!!!!!!!!
Snoopy dances.
However, a lot of you have expressed concern over the lack of actual Harry Potterness in this story. In careful consideration have I been deciding how to respond to these outrageous slurs. So bear with.
To all of those peeps out there who think I should put some more Harry Potter stuff in my Harry Potter fan fiction I have this to say. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU BURN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! BURN!!!!
I KILL YOU!!!!
I KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
MuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahacoughcoughGASP.
Thank you.
BURN!!!!!!!!
Sorry about that.
Hacks.
More diet coke.
Sweet Diet Coke.
Silver Diet Coke
Sweet Silver Diet Coke.
Sweet Silver Shiny Diet Coke
Sweet Silver Shiny Diet Coke Contains a source of Phenylalanine.
Phenylalanine?
Phe-ny-la-la-nine?
Her-my-oh-knee.
Hooraaay!
No biscuits for you. All for me!!!!!
Precious Diet Coke
Precious Pretty Diet Coke
Precious Pretty Phenylalanine Diet Coke Dress to impress.
Oh look. Almost 2 pages and still no fucking Harry Potter. Ha! How do you like them apples? Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HOH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH?
And there's no fucking in Harry Potter anyway.
So all of you who put it in are completely AU.
HA!
Don't even get me started on you Slashers.
And as for you Harmione Shippers.
Spit!
Ha.
Right in the eye.
Anyway, on with the story.
Stupid Doorbell. Grrr!
Is Elizha in?
Grrr.
Draco Malfoy
Luna Lovegood.
Slash.
Hmmm.
There my be trouble ahead.
Goes to meet Luna.
Can't be bothered to impersonate the batty blonde.
Maybe later.
Till then.
BUUUUUURNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Potter for me!
No Potter for you!
We'll have a fic,
With no fucking clue!
BURN!