I am completely exhausted. If you don't understand just how exhausted I am then look back at everything you just read… good. All of that just took me about five minutes to write. It should have taken it should have taken me ten seconds. Never eat at White Castle.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of its characters. If I did, then things would be, well, different, now wouldn't they?

Alorians

Nobody's P.O.V.

"These are… are… are Kinomi's children. I'm p-p-positive," Vegeta stammered for possibly the first and last time in his life.

"Like we know who Kinomi is dad!" Trunks remarked sarcastically.

"I know what we could do! We could scan them and then I can analyze there genetic structures thereby informing us of there race/races and ancestry," Bulma said almost too excitedly.

The 'Let's all Embarrass the new Family Members by Throwing them a Party and Relentlessly Ask them Questions' party was currently in progress. The two children were in the process of learning to fly and Vegeta had promised he would train them ASAP. He also moved the party up to a week after their adoption because of their being at least part Saiajyn so that ASAP would come faster. Britany was exceptionally quiet that day, although she hadn't made much noise in the past week anyways. She was still getting over the fact that her daddy took her tail and wouldn't give it back. Goku, as was usual, was the life of the party and the family, new as well as old, was often near him. Landon had become fast friends with the now six-year-old Pan where as Britany was getting on well with her eleven-year-old aunt Bra. Bulma and Chichi had been bouncing up and down avidly until Vegeta's outburst moments ago. Everyone else was, oh yeah they're with Goku, never mind.

As seven people entered Bulma's lab to test the children, the seven being: Landon, Britany, Goten, Trunks, Bulma, Vegeta, and for some strange reason Goku.

"Alright you two, get in those pods over there," Bulma stated simply.

The children got into the pods as directed and Bulma immediately set to work cross-referencing the many species of the galaxy with her brand-new interstellar computer.

"Well, it is confirmed that they are Saiajyns but they're something else as well. Now, let's see. It says that they're the daughter and son of a Saiajyn woman called Kinomi and a man-

"See, I told you. They belong to Kinomi. I knew it. She was like my best friend until the planet was destroyed. I thought that she died. I thought that there-

"You had a friend on purpose? That's hilarious. It says she died not too long ago from heart failure, though. It also says Frieza killed you, Vegeta. I just wonder how they got here. Was it random chance that brought them drifting into the Earth's atmosphere or were they directed here purposely. It's so strange. And there father appears to be human but it says Alorian. Do you know who Alorians are, Vegeta?"

"Do I know who Alorians are? Do I know who Alorians are? Good lord Bulma, of course I do. I'm surprised that you Earthlings don't know who they are yet. They stop by for their annual picnic every year, all 57 of them."

"Wait, how do you know that there are exactly 57?" Bulma asked, quite curiously.

"There are always 57. When one is born another one dies instantly and vice versa. It only works that way with full bloods though, so these two aren't bound by that," Vegeta added seeing the faces on the new parents looking rather frightened. "Plus they tend to increase power levels of the child produced when 'cross-breeding' which would make his base power equal to about a Super Saiajyn four with respect to his age and her SS3. Damn."

"Bulma, I just remembered that I hate your cooking," Goku, who was apparently still there for some reason, added in receiving a faint murmur of agreement from everyone around him.

"What does that have to do with Alorians and Vegeta having friends?" Bulma asked, steaming.

"It doesn't. It's just that I threw up while Vegeta was talking about… um… whatever he was talking about. It tasted better coming back up though."

"A) That's gross and maddening, B) My cooking tastes just fine, C) I just had these floors waxed, D)-

"Wow! Did you just learn the alphabet too?" Goku shouted excitedly to his long time friend causing the room to 'sweat drop'.

Before anymore of the pointless conversation at hand had to be heard the party left the room only to find that everyone in the party area was laying on the floor, obviously unconscious, save for eighteen, who merely shrugged at the confused looks coming her way saying that she didn't remember a thing.

Trunks: Yeah but why?

Kaiser: Why was everyone unconscious or why were your kids born stronger than you are currently?

Trunks: Yeah.

Kaiser: Well, actually that's a very interesting story.

Goten: You guys sound like Charlie Brown's teacher.

Kaiser: BwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwaBwa (Nun-un)

I know, really short. Next chapter should be up soon. I've been waiting to do it for a while. I am going to love writing it. Plus, it should totally make up for how short this chapter is. There are like ten places that I would normally stop at that I didn't because I need a ton to fit in there.