Chapter 18: Dangan Sage 1: The Standooff at the Marraige

(A/N: This chapter is kinda long but don't wrry, it's really good you'll be interesed the entire time.)

So Syobia Hashimoto and Tsurigi Kingo were getting married in the jailhouse. I know that's a wierd place to have a wedding put Kinjo rlly likes it ther.

So the two stud up to each other and the guy at the alter was like "So do you take ecah other to be married in sikness and inn heath?"

"I do." the two of them agreed and they wood have kissed but the alter dood had to do impotent weeding things fist.

"So then if any of you ppl have objections to this sacred marraige of Syobye Hashimota and Tsurugi Kino…"

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP!" came a voice from the audine and they all look to c Kakaroo stood up out of his chair. (A/N: Kakeru was put in jail for spoling in chapter 10 in case you forgot which chapter it was)

"Shyobai Hashimoto? THAT GUY IS WANTE CRIMINAL FOR KILLING POEPLESSSS!" because he know syobai from cases fom his lawyering cases.

"WHAT? crimal?" Tsurugi siad all heatbroken bacause he rlly liked this guy but he doens't like criminals.

"Aww curses." Syobai said some bad words you shoudn't be saying. "Sorry Tsurugi, I'm needed to get out of this place!"

Tsurugi was having mental breakdown while guards wear coming from all over the place to arrest Syobai because he's kind of a serial killer and that's bad. They were no match for Syobai though, he jumped in the air and did a cool manever to get on top of one of guard's heads and stepped on each gaurd's heads one by one until he got to a window which he kicked down the glass and was able 2 escape.

"OH NO! hE'SS TOO SEXY TOO CAPTURE!" yells one of the guirds.

Anyway the leader of the guards was reel stupid and was all like "Yeah, so all the guads have to go follow that guy." and the guards all followed orders.

BUT THERE WAS NO GUARDS LEFT TO GUARD THE PRISNERRRSSSSS!

So while guards were out, Akane was getting out of her sell. "Hahahahaha I CAN FINALLY LEAFEEEE!" and she escaped.

—MEENWHILE—

Nikei Yomiyuri and Miako Tomori were at a wedding place across the street. There were two tables closest to them. The first one had Yuki, Kuzuna and Setsuka sitting at it while the other had Hajime, Orphan, and Emma. (A/N: I meant to type in Irohan but my computer autocorrected it.)

Everyone else in the another cast that wasn't at the Tsyobai weding were there exept for kande. Instead, they had the one cute blue-haired girl from Despair Time. (A/N: i didnt watch Despair Time in full yet but she's already best girl.)

All the tables be cherring for this awesome wedding because the two of them are just so pefect for eech other. After all that, Mikado came up to give wedding views.

"So then, do you take each other to be…" but be4 he could get that far, THEE GLASS WINDOW BEHIN THEM EXPLODED!

"Hey! Who would interupted my wedding?" Nikei ask angryly, but his question would be answered because AKANE TARA CAME RUNNING IN and she had all these mechs to fit for her.

Weeby, who of course was also there, stood up. "Akane, why r u doing this?"

"Well you all got me lock up so I'm taking revengeeee!" said Akane.

Yuki stood up with his girlfried Kizuna and he said "You better leeve Akene, or else we's going to kick you out whil looking all sexy!"

"Yeah, while I think you full of it Maede!" Akaned yells back.

"Yeah well don't take my opinion srsly, I watch dubbed anime!" Uki said and he and Kizuna did this awesome pose to lanch them both in the air and they did this cool dropkick to the mechs and they all get destoyed.

"Ah no!" Akane screamed because her plan was falling. "I need to come up with plan qiick!"

"Hey Akane, it's me Obama. I'm in love with you again."

"WHAT? Really?" said Akane all happy-like.

"Haha no, it's me, Eamma." Emma said reveeling herself.

"WHAT? How u do that?"

"I'm the Ultimate Actress, I can pretend to b anyone I want."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"" Akane scramed in teror and ran out the place but before she left she turned around and said "I will return someday!"

Just after Akane left, Yuki heard the microwav beaping. "Oh hey, my Hot Pocket's done!" and he went over to the microwave and tooked the hot pocket out and he eight it.

"Enjoy ur snak while u can Yu." said Kizuna. "Have feeling Akane is going to come back soon!"

"Let's hope we can take her on." Weeby saids clutching her boyfriend Mitch's arm and everyone was get ready for the next epic part.

TO BE CONTINUED