Chapter 97
(The Loud House, Friday)
Lincoln wakes up to the sound of a snow plow breaking down. Wait what?
Lincoln and Patriot looks out the window and sees the large vehicle stop a few blocks near their house.
"Lana will wanna be a part of this" said Lincoln. He then heads to the bathroom.
But when he gets there, the bathroom opens and Lana comes out in a hurry. "Lana? Where are you going?"
"Can't talk! Gotta go Lincoln! Broken down snow plow! Once in a lifetime opportunity!" said Lana as she heads back to her room. She then comes back out with her toolbox and heads down stairs.
Lincoln smirks and heads for the bathroom.
After using the restroom, he heads back to his room to be greeted by a hug and a kiss to the forehead from his roommate.
Morning sis."
"Morning little bro" replied Luna. She then heads for the bathroom.
Lincoln then puts on some fresh new clothes, then he looks to the calendar and smiles.
The day they are having right now has some words marked with red and says: Date night!
"I can't wait for tonight. Just me and my lovely queen. She's so going to love what I have planned for the both of us" said Lincoln.
Patriot caws and hands Lincoln his school bag. "Thanks boy, by the way. Yesterday, what was it with Waltz and all of those letters?"
If Lincoln could speak animal he'd understand what Patriot is saying. "Just his feathered lover in Miami."
Lincoln and Patriot head downstairs and into the kitchen. Lincoln grabs a bowl and some cereal.
Then he sees Lana reenter the house. "Ah! Nothing like the smell of motor oil, grease and dented engine in the morning! And I got paid!" she heads back upstairs with the wad of cash with her.
Lincoln chuckles. "Classic Lana. She does have to take a bath, again."
Soon Lincoln finishes breakfast and waits in the living room, but he gets startled by Lucy who was already sitting there.
"Oh, morning Lucy. Shouldn't you be eating breakfast?" asked Lincoln.
"Sigh, I already did. You and Patriot just didn't notice me" replied Lucy.
Patriot was shocked. "He's lived in the house for almost four months and he hasn't even detected the presence of the spooky sister.
Then the rest of the loud sisters come down and see Lincoln and Lucy watching TV.
"Hey bro, you stoked for your date night tonight?" asked Luna with a smile.
"I'm sure you have something romantic planned for her" said Lori.
"And you also have something nice to wear. Oh wait, it's snowing. Well at least you can be stylish even with winter clothing over your suit" replied Leni.
"I don't think that would be a very conclusive idea. Having the suit underneath his winter clothing wouldn't make his date night comfortable and could increase the amount of heat to his body and therefore sweating will occur at an awkward moment" said Lisa.
Lynn Jr scoffs. "Way to drop the ball on that one nerd."
"Gross" said Lola.
"That sounds fun" said Lana.
"Not to be a drag, but it doesn't sound quite Sweat for Lincoln! Hahaha! Get it?!" said Luan.
"Guys, guys! Please, I have this covered" replied Lincoln.
"We know you do bro and we are not meddling in your romantic affairs" replied Lori.
The sisters head for the kitchen to eat breakfast, leaving Lincoln and Lucy in the living room waiting for them to finish.
(Royal Woods Elementary)
Vanzilla pulls in and Lincoln with the young Loud sisters come out.
But then they all gasp when they look at the school with Norm the janitor helping Principal Huggins shovel the snow out of the school.
"W-What the heck happened?" asked Lincoln in shock.
"It looks kinda fun!" said Lana.
Then the Rosato van pulls up and Jordan exits and tackles Lincoln and this time he goes down to the snow. "Finally! Gotcha handsome!"
She then sees his shocked look. "You okay there?"
Lincoln gets up and turns her head to look at the school. And now Jordan gasps. "Whoa! What the heck happened?"
Jordan's mom lowers the window and is also shocked. "Oh my!"
The Liam and Tabby and the rest of their friends arrive.
"Whoa what?" said Zach.
"Now that is one snowy mess" said Rusty.
"What the heck happened?" said Stella.
"This looks worse than the snow in at my family's barn" said Liam.
"You got that right luv" said Tabby.
"Well, there goes school for today" said Mollie.
"So, what do we do with our book report now?" asked Kat.
Then they spot Clyde and Penelope in the golf cart and he hands the others some fliers he printed.
"School is out until we have cleared out the snow that has entered the school. Reason to this is because a bear broke down the two doors in the school, therefore letting in an overnight blizzard. School will continue next year, have a good early Christmas vacation."
"Well, that was very informative. But why is this notification late to some of us?" asked Lisa.
Clyde takes deep breaths with his paper bag. "Give us a break, we had to go around to each student's house to tell them this."
"Why didn't you just contact everyone using your phone?" asked Sadie.
"My phone was broken by accident and Clyde's phone was eaten by his cat" replied Penelope.
"We had to print these out and hadn them to each kid. We came late to you guys and found out you were all not home" said Clyde.
"Well, I guess we're headed home" said Lola.
Lincoln looks to Vanzilla. "Lori, you take the others to school, me and the younger ones will walk home."
"Are you sure bro?" asked Luna.
"I'm positive, go ahead guys" said Lincoln.
"Okay then. See you later bro" said Lori.
"Lucky!" said Lynn in annoyance. Soon Vanzilla was out of sight.
Jordan says the same thing to her mom who then drives off to her cooking classes.
"Mind if I join you guys?" asked Jordan.
"Not at all" replied Lincoln.
Then they all see Agnes Johnson arrive with a shovel. She then sees the rest of her students and goes to them. "Please hand me all of your book reports and I will deal with them later."
They grab their book reports and hadn them to her. Soon they spot Principal Huggins putting the shovel down. "That's it! We can't just keep doing this! Norm we're gonna need you're cousin."
"Way ahead of you Huggins" replied Norm who makes the call.
Soon enough a Snow plow arrives and a large man with the same mustache as Norm comes out and does a battle cry towards the snow.
"Huh, that's the guy who needed help with his snow plow this morning" said Lana.
"I did not know he was Norm's cousin" said Stella.
Soon Nurse Patty and Coach Pokawski arrive with shovels. "So, we're not shoveling then?"
(Later)
Lincoln, Jordan and the younger Louds are walking back home. They then spot two thugs in winter clothing picking on a little girl. And that little girl was Darcy.
"Hey!" yelled Lincoln.
The two thugs turn around to reveal they were Hank and Hawk.
"Oh look! It's the Loud kid and his sisters!" said Hank.
"What the what? I thought you two were in juvie by now" said Jordan.
"Ha! We were bailed out by the same guy who hired us to take this kid" said Hawk.
But then Hank slaps him. "What is wrong with you man?!"
"Ahem!" they both turn around to see officer Shoffner. "What was that punks?"
The two thugs look at each other. "Run!"
The two of them make a run for it. Lincoln whistles and Patriot flies down and scratches their heads.
The two boy's trip and land tongue first onto the icy road and they all see the bald spots on the top of their heads in the form of eagle talons.
Officer Shoffner calls it in. "I'm gonna need back up, call Hazeltucky police and some hot water, it's them. Again."
She then looks to Lincoln and his eagle. "Nice job there kid, nice bird too."
"Thanks officer" replied Lincoln.
Then they spot Teri run to Darcy. "Oh my god Darcy! Where were you?! I turn my back for two minutes and you're gone!"
"Sorry Teri. I was trying to grab my hat, the wind blew it away and these two stinkers were picking on me" cried Darcy.
Teri spots the two thugs and the officer. "You two are lucky an officer is here or I would rip your heads off!"
"Teri, Lisa's brother's bird saved me!" said Darcy.
She then looks to Lincoln, Jordan, his sisters and the large eagle. "Thank you so much. I don't know what was gonna happen to my lil' sister."
"No probs, it was this guy who stopped them dead in their tracks" said Lincoln.
They all head their separate ways, but not without a thank you hug from Darcy.
(Loud House)
They all head inside after getting the spare keys from underneath the rug.
Lisa heads upstairs and into her room.
Lola and Lana go into their room.
Lucy takes refuge into the vents, again.
Patriot lands onto the chair and sleeps.
Lincoln and Jordan sit on the couch and relax.
"Well, this wasn't how I expected this day to start" said Lincoln.
"Same here. You wanna hang in the tree house, I know you're gonna have something planned for tonight. I wanna at least get an early access hang out with you before tonight" said Jordan.
Lincoln smirks and kisses her cheek. "Nothing would make me happier."
The two of them head to the backyard and into the tree house.
They hear an argument coming from the twin's room. So Lincoln yells from the Tree House window.
"What is it thi time guys?!"
They both look out the window. "We weren't fighting Lincoln. We were just telling off Cliff to use the Litter Box!" yelled Lola.
"First fixing a snow plow, we don't go to school today and now I get to pick up poop! Best day ever!" yelled Lana.
Lola rolls her eyes and heads to her side of the room.
"Well that happened" said Jordan.
They both relax on the bean bag chairs and read some books.
(Night fall)
Jordan left for home five hours ago and the rest of the loud sisters made it back home and Lisa and Lucy tell them what happened while they were heading home.
Lincoln is now in the bathroom checking his breath. "Okay, smells good."
He then heads out and into his room and puts on his winter clothes.
When he leaves he spots Luna walking towards him. "You ready for tonight little bro?"
"Sure am sis. I already have it planned for what me and my lovely lady will do tonight" replied Lincoln.
"Sweet bro, have fun Linc" said Luna as she hugs him.
But then Lori and Lana come upstairs. "Bad new Lincoln, Vanzilla broke down. Again" said Lana.
The other sisters come out of their rooms hearing this. "What?!"
"Dang it!" said Lincoln.
"Maybe you can take your bikes to wherever you and Jordan are going" said Leni.
Lincoln sighs. "Maybe I can ask Mrs. Rosato to escort us."
Luna then gets an idea. "I got you covered bro!" she then pulls out her phone and makes a call.
Soon they all hear a car horn coming from outside and see Chunk and his van. "Heard you have a bit of a van problem."
"Chunk?" said Lincoln.
"She may not be a ride for a princess or a queen but she can get you and you're date to where you need to go lickety-split mate" said Luna.
"She could be for a queen, if the queen loves her" said Chunk as he pets his van.
"Sure" said Lola sarcastically.
Lincoln enters the van. "Take me to Rosato Residence Chunk."
"You got it governor" replied Chunk.
The van drives off leaving the loud sister to wave goodbye and good luck to him, Luna feels proud for what she did for her bro.
At the same time they see Kotaro's can arrive with Lynn Sr, Rita and Lily. "We've got pizza!" said Lynn Sr.
(Rosato Residence)
Jordan is waiting outside in her winter gear. Then she spots ….. Chunks van?
The vehicle stops and Lincoln steps out and opens the back for her. "She might not be what we were both expecting, but she's all we've got."
"Good timing I guess. The family van's engine seized up from ice" said Jordan.
"Good thing I tidied up my van before I got to Casa loud eh mates" said Chunk.
They look into the back and for some reason it looked like it was decorated for the queen of England.
They both looked at Chunk. "What? This stuff belonged to my grandparents and they left it all to me months ago before they kicked the bucket. I decided to put them to good use for the season."
"Your grandparents must be big fans of the queen" said Jordan.
Lincoln helps her step inside. "This sure seems nice."
"Why thank you Governor. My granddad was actually the butler of the queen, he met me grandma at an opera hall" replied Chunk.
"Now we know where the musical side came from" said Lincoln.
They both take their seats on some beautiful red fabric seats.
"Now this is living like royalty" said Jordan.
Chunk chuckles as he drives to their destination. "Don't tell Luna or the rest of her crew about this, I wanna make it a surprise. And don't tell you're pink loving sister, she might use this as a getaway ride."
They all laugh at his joke.
(Ketchum Park)
Lincoln and Jordan both get out of the van, via Chunk who puts down some steps and a small red carpet.
"This isn't really necessary Chunk" said Lincoln.
"I know, I just thought you two deserve this. I heard from Luna that you're both the fair rulers of dodge ball, so technically I have royalty in me van" said Chunk teasingly.
The two kids chuckle at his joke.
"Why thank you my good man" said Lincoln.
"This truly is quite quaint" said Jordan.
"All in a good days work sir and madams" said Chunk.
Then they all burst to laughing.
"Now that was good" said Lincoln.
"We should get going now handsome" said Jordan.
"I'll be here by the parking lot waiting for you lot to head back home" said Chunk.
The two kids enter the school and Chunk hits the driver's seat and listens to some old school rock and roll music.
Lincoln and Jordan head into the park and see a lot of lights and people by the frozen lake skating.
"So this is our date?" asked Jordan.
Lincoln then rents two pairs of royalty themed ice skates.
"Whoa what?" said Jordan.
She then sees a banner that says. "This year's ice skating theme is Romantic Livers of Royalty."
Lincoln then escorts Jordan to the seats, he then helps put on Jordan's ice skates.
For Jordan it was like she was Cinderella.
Soon Lincoln puts on his ice skates. "You ready for this my queen?"
Jordan giggles and accepts his hand. "You know it my king."
The two eleven year olds dance across the ice rink enjoying this romantic moment along with the other young couples in this nice and beautiful night.
Came up with this in my sleep. Also please be patient my readers. The Christmas chapter will make its debut as my 100th chapter! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.