Chapter 107
(The Loud House)
Lincoln is in the bathroom combing his hair and making sure he looks good while his sister Luna is leaning on the door frame and Patriot is sitting on top of the shower curtains.
"So, Simon was acting really weird with you yesterday?" asked Luna.
"Yeah, he said something about not hanging out with his friends and that he wants to hang out at my house" replied Lincoln.
Luna felt unsure about this. "This is so not like Simon. As I heard from Sam, he's not much of a cool little bro, but he means well to Sammy."
"Yeah, that's what Tabby told me. Also what did happen on that day when he invited his friends Poppa Wheelie and Flat Tire to his house? He said something that went wrong with Sam and that he never wanted them to come to his house eve again" asked Lincoln.
This makes Luna shocked. "Huh, no clue. I don't think Sam has ever told me that either. Maybe I'll ask her about that later and also talk to her about her little bro Simon. Are you friends with him now?"
Lincoln dries his face and leaves the bathroom with Luna and Patriot on his shoulder. "Nope, I still don't trust him that fully yet. He really looked like he wanted to hang out here at the Loud House."
"Well, as long as nothing bad happens, maybe he's cool with me. Most of the time he actually does listen to rock n' roll music" replied Luna.
Hearing what Luna just said was now sounding a bit more off to Lincoln. He then checks his watch.
"Well, I should get going now. I don't want my special lady waiting for me" replied Lincoln.
They both head downstairs and Luna ruffles Lincoln's hair. "Go get her bro." she then heads towards the kitchen.
Lincoln then opens the front door and sees that Lori was not in the driver's seat.
He then looks to the living room and sees Luan and Lynn Jr. "Guys, where's Lori?"
"Oh, Lori came home earlier than the rest of us because she came up with some kind of common cold" replied Lynn Jr.
"It's the end of the holidays and I guess she still feels the cold shoulder! Hahaha! Get it?" said Luan. "But still, we had to walk home."
"Heh. As for me I liked walking home!" said Lynn Jr.
Then Luna comes back and heard everything. "I took Chunk's van back home, I didn't know boss lady got sick."
Lincoln sighs. "Well this bites it. Now how am I gonna go and see Jordan?"
"Maybe Leni can drive you" said Lynn Jr. but then she realizes. "Oh right! Never mind bro."
"Maybe you can take your bike bro" said Luna.
"This sure is a non-transportable conversation to cause some trafficking trouble! Hahaha! Get it?" said Luan.
They all groan.
But then Lisa comes down and with her is a large machine that follows but they couldn't see it because of the white sheet. "Lincoln, I overheard your vehicular trouble into seeing Jordan. So thanks to the new gift I got from Saint Nick. I was able to reverse engineer this mechanical marvel!"
She removes the sheet to reveal a small Go-kart looking machine. It had treads instead of wheels and two seats and a convertible roof. It seemed similar to a German Kettenkrad.
"Wow!" they all said in awe.
Soon Lola and Lana comes down the stairs to see what the big commotion was about.
"So, what is it Lisa?" asked Lincoln.
"It kinda looks like those Go-karts on TV!" said Lana.
"Why thank you dearest sister. But this here is no G-Kart, thanks to the mysterious mechanical object I was given on Christmas which I found out is called Transformium" said Lisa.
"How do you know that one?" asked Luna.
"There was a note inside of the object. Now back to what I was saying. I call this beauty. The Little Intelligence Speed Automobile Mark 1! L. I. S. A for short" said Lisa.
"Wow!"
"So, this is gonna take me and Jordan to our date?" asked Lincoln.
"Precisely" replied Lisa.
"Hang on there! Did you run any field tests on this thing? Or is Lincoln riding it the test?" asked Luna in a very stern tone.
"Luna. I did not run any field tests, but instead I was able to create a simulator sequence using my computer and thanks to some of the Virtual Reality Tests I have done. This is a fully functioning vehicle" said Lisa.
Luna wasn't quite sure about this, but Lisa did seem like she knew what she was doing and she believes that she may have changed her cruel science style ways. "Fine, but if anything bad happens to our little bro, mom and dad won't like what they hear. Got it Lisa?"
"I am ready to take in whatever punishment that may happen should there be a consequential mishap" replied Lisa.
Luna then looks to Lincoln. "Alright bro. give her a whirl."
But then they hear a voice. "Do not worry. You're little brother is in good hands."
They all looked towards the vehicle, it was the one talking. They all turned to Lisa.
"Like I said Little intelligence Speed Automobile. She has an AI within her that will be of great use for any dire situation. So in short, there will be no trouble at all. This is my way of fixing all of the dangerous car crash issues that have been made last year" replied Lisa.
Lincoln was shocked, the little ride could talk.
"Now, are you ready to pick up Jordan Rosato to your date Lincoln Loud?" asked the vehicle.
Lincoln didn't quite like that weird female lady voice. He did play Portal once and this ride sounded just like GLaDOS.
"Umm, can I change your voice to someone I can be comfortable with?" asked Lincoln nervously.
"Certainly Lincoln" the vehicle then scans Lincoln's mind and changes its voice to someone he is more comfortable with. And the one person he is more comfortable with is the calming voice of his third eldest sister, Luna Loud.
"So, is this voice okay Lincoln?" asked the vehicle.
They all gasp and so does Lincoln. Luna had no clue what else to say about this thing. Patriot looks towards Luna and then back to the little car.
"Umm, I guess it's sorta okay" he then looks to Luna. "Is it cool if it copies your voice? It's okay if we can change it sis."
Luna knew that her voice would be the one thing that would make him comfortable. She was the one who sang to him when he wasn't born yet. Luna sighs and looks to Lincoln and smiles. "I'm sure dude. It's okay with me."
Then Luna looks towards the little car. "Do you promise to keep my little bro and his lady safe?"
"I will keep that promise. As you have always kept him safe, I will do the same. I did mimic your voice to make things more comfortable, dude."
Some of them were weirded out by this. "Okay then. Get going Lincoln, don't wanna keep Jordan waiting."
Then Lincoln had an idea. He looked towards the vehicle. "Is it cool if I call you Lulu?"
They all gasped. But Luna knew why.
"Why Lincoln Loud?" asked the vehicle.
"Well, it's just. You sound like Luna and I have seen her become someone she is not and you are something that she is not and there is only one Luna Loud. So I guess maybe this name should suit you instead" replied Lincoln.
The vehicle stays silent and then they hear a bell sound. "New name acquired, Lulu identity confirmed."
"Whoa bro!" said Lynn Jr.
"Making her sound like that and have a new name is kinda cool" said Lola.
"Good call Lincoln" said Lana.
"Looks like new names are running at cars pace in the family! Hahaha! Get it?" said Luan.
"No I don't" replied Lulu.
"Hmm, this sure is a new revelation to me" said Lisa.
"Well, I guess you should get going dude. And show your girl a good time too" said Luna.
Lincoln hops into the drivers eat of the vehicle. "I will, later guys."
It then leaves the house with Patriot following them.
They all waved goodbye and good luck to Lincoln.
"Wow Luna. Leaving you in charge sure is kinda cool" said Lana.
"Well, Lori is sick and Leni is taking care of her. Mom and Dad are with Lucy at the parent teacher meeting, so since I am in charge I will be stepping up. Now let's order some pizza!" said Luna.
"Yeah!"
Then they hear Leni from the stairs. "Can you guys keep it down please? Lori needs some bed rest."
(Rosato Residence)
Jordan is waiting outside of her house wearing her yellow winter clothes and checks her watch. "I hope Lincoln's okay?"
Then she spots a familiar bird in the sky, seeing this makes her smile. "And looks like he's coming."
Jordan then hears this small motor sound and then spots what looks like her boyfriend riding a small treaded vehicle.
The vehicle stops and Linco0ln hops out with a smile. "Our chariot awaits milady."
Jordan was shocked by this. "Umm, what is this?"
"This is one of Lisa's inventions. Lori's sick and no one can bring me here. So Lisa let me use her new vehicle and she talks" replied Lincoln.
"Hello Jordan Rosato. My name is Lulu. I will be escorting you and Lincoln on your date" replied Lulu.
Jordan gasps and looks to Lincoln. "Why does it sound like Luna? And why is it named Lulu?"
"Let me answer that one Lincoln. He did not quite like my first voice so I decided to use the voice he was more comfortable with and that was the voice of the one sister who was there for him before he was even born and he called me Lulu because I reminded him of his sister's identity mistake, or it just suited me."
Jordan had no idea what to think. But they did need a ride. "Okay, I guess this is fine. It's like you got a car or something."
"I am not a car I am The Little Intelligence Speed Automobile Mark 1! L. I. S. A for short."
Jordan just chuckled. "Now I know why you called her Lulu."
Lincoln smirks and kisses her cheek making her blush.
He then hops into the driver's seat and Jordan sitting next to him. "Alright Lulu. Take us to Bangers n. Mosh!"
Lulu then calculates. "There is little traffic and no detection of any law enforcement. We will arrive to your destination in less than one minute. Hang on tight, this will be one heck of a ride."
They both put on their seat belt and Patriot was ready to fly at great speed.
Soon Lulu drives off with Lincoln and Jordan at roller coaster speed and Patriot following.
Rick and Jesse Rosato were looking through the window and were shocked.
"Could you imagine if he had a Ferrari?" asked Jesse.
"I would imagine Lincoln with either a Mustang or a Porsche" replied Rick.
(Banger n' Mosh)
Lulu slows down and makes a gentle stop. "We have arrived, dudes."
Lincoln and Jordan pant slowly with big smiles. They both get off, though Lincoln helped her off.
"That. Was. Awesome!" yelled Jordan.
"Way better than Dairyland!" said Lincoln.
They both looked to Lulu. "You're not so bad Lulu. In fact I think this is the start of a pretty cool friendship" said Lincoln.
"Yeah, it's like you're the chauffer" said Jordan.
"I cannot feel any possible emotions Lincoln Loud and i am your Chauffer" replied Lulu. "I will now park myself and wait for your call."
Lulu finds a parking space and mimics the holographic image of a Mustang in the spot.
Lincoln and Jordan were impressed. "Nice!"
"Well, we better get going handsome" said Jordan.
"Right behind you my love" replied Lincoln.
Patriot just flies above and then lands onto the roof of the building.
(One hour later)
Lincoln and Jordan come out of the restaurant.
"Well, that was unexpected" said Jordan.
"Didn't expect for Liam and Tabby to be there" said Lincoln.
"And also seeing Rusty and Polly and Zach and Giggles" replied Jordan.
"I think Rusty is here to celebrate his grades coming back up" said Lincoln.
They then spot the Mustang drive towards them and the hologram disappears and reveals Lulu. "Did you enjoy yourselves? I overheard you saying that you saw your friends."
"We did enjoy ourselves and yes we did see our friends" replied Jordan.
"Let's go for a nice slow drive Lulu. We wanna enjoy this night" said Lincoln.
"As you wish Lincoln. Should I play something soothing for the moment?" said Lulu.
Jordan then chuckles. "Maybe when the night gets romantic."
"Confirmed" replied Lulu.
Lincoln helps Jordan take her seat and also hops in.
Then Lulu slow drives onto the road, but they didn't notice Poppa Wheelie and Flat Tire who saw them. The two kids were on their bikes.
"Whoa! Was that Loud and Rosato?!" said Flat Tire.
"Looks like they got themselves some kind of new ride" said Poppa Wheelie.
"Come on, let's go and ask them!" said Flat Tire.
They both raced towards them with their bikes. But they had no idea that Patriot was watching this and also follows.
With Lincoln and Jordan, they both relax on the comforting seats and Jordan leans onto Lincoln's shoulder.
"This is nice. Just the two us, slow riding for the first time, no parents, no friends, no family to make things overwhelming and the moonlight making things all the more romantic" said Jordan.
"Yeah, this sure is soothing" replied Lincoln.
Lulu then realizes this was the best moment. So she is about to play something slow and calming, until they all hear some bike bells ringing.
This made Lincoln and Jordan's smiles turn to annoyed frowns. Lincoln and Jordan knew those bike bell ringing and they know the two numbskulls who use them.
On the right by Jordan was Flat Tire. "Hey Lincoln! Cool ride!"
On the left by Lincoln was Poppa Wheelie. "This sure is sweet! She looks like she can go through snow!"
Both young lovers don't reply, instead they just look annoyed and very unhappy.
"So, we were wondering if we could. Maybe hang out tomorrow? With this beauty of course!" said Flat Tire.
Poppa Wheelie then sighs, but sports a smile. "And you can be our leader!"
Lincoln still doesn't respond.
"Did one of your sisters build this?" asked Flat Tire.
"You think she can build us one? We could be like a cool new gang with these bad girls as our rides!" said Poppa Wheelie.
Lincoln's right hand turns into a fist, Jordan could feel just how ticked off he was and so did Lulu. She did promise to Luna to make this night go well for them and to keep them safe and it seems like these two were making things worse.
"You two are being annoying. I must ask you two to leave them alone, now" said Lulu.
"Whoa!"
"The car talks!" said Flat Tire.
"Dude! This is awesome!" said Poppa Wheelie.
"I will not ask you two again. Please leave Lincoln Loud and Jordan Rosato Alone" said Lulu.
"Yeah, yeah. But what are you? Why do you sounds o familiar?" asked Flat Tire.
"Can you connect to the internet? Do you know any cool tricks?" asked Poppa Wheelie.
Lulu suddenly did not like their lower form of intelligence. "This is completely unsuitable conditions for a romantic night. I must ask you two again to please leave, now!"
"Whoa! Easy there car lady, we're Lincolns' friends. Right Linc?" said Poppa Wheelie.
"Lincoln, do you know this bottom feeders?" asked Lulu.
Lincoln then smirked. "Never seen them in my life."
Poppa Wheelie and Flat Tire just gasped. "Come on man, we're pals" said Flat Tire.
"We hang out. Right dude?" asked Poppa Wheelie.
"Please leave them alone. You are not making this any better" said Lulu.
"Can we at least just have him hang out with us? This ride is so cool!" said Poppa Wheelie.
"Yeah, a lot of kids will be impressed" said Flat Tire.
Lulu then notices Jordan about to get ready to beat them up and Lincoln was also getting the same vibe.
Then Lulu spots Patriot circling them and it looks like he is ready to strike.
"This is probably going to hurt, a lot" said Lulu.
The two boys were confused. "What?"
But Lincoln and Jordan knew, they also know who's airborne right now.
Patriot then dives in and starts squawking and clawing their helmets. The two boys panic and run off on their bikes. They were not harmed, just scared off.
"Nice one bud" said Lincoln. He then tosses a salmon cube into the air and Patriot catches it.
The Eagle sits on the back of the car and Lulu plays some soothing guitar tunes, similar to what Luna plays to them.
This was turning out into one heck of a date night and Lincoln and Jordan knew this was just the beginning of something great.
Some of you guys asked for a date chapter, so I provided and added some conflict into the mix and the idea of Lisa with the vehicle just came to me at the last second. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.