Chapter 109
(The Loud house)
Lincoln is heading down to the kitchen all dressed up in his day clothes, he passes by Leni who is wearing a medical mask and has some soup with her.
"Good luck in trying to help Lori sis" said Lincoln.
"No need to worry Linky, thanks to Abuela Casagrande Lori no longer has a head ache or a sore throat, though she is still sneezing" replied Leni. She then heads towards her room to tend to Lori.
Lincoln then sees Lola and Lana watching Blarney on TV. Then the doorbell rings.
"Are we expecting anyone?" asked Lana.
"Is it Jordan?" asked Lola.
"Nope, she said she was busy hanging out with her friends today" replied Lincoln.
He opens the door and see it was Rusty, Polly, Liam, Tabby, Zach, Giggles and Stella. "Hey Lincoln."
Lincoln was shocked. "Umm, hey guys. What are you all doing here?"
"Well, we thought it would be cool if we all hanged out together, like at the tree house" said Stella.
"IS your lady here dude?" asked Polly.
"No. She's hanging out with her friends today" replied Lincoln.
"What's going on?" they all turned around to see Jordan had just arrived confused.
"Jordan? What are you doing here? I thought you were hanging out with your friends" said Lincoln.
"Yeah, we were. But the mall was closed, as in for the whole freakin' day!" said Jordan.
Lincoln then remembers. 'That explains why Leni is staying home.' "Well, I'm glad you're here my love."
Jordan giggles and kisses his cheek. "What is going on here? And why is everyone with or without a date here anyway?"
"I don't find that offensive" chuckled Stella.
"We just thought it would be cool to hang out with you guys, like a big group of friends" said Zach.
"And it's bound to make one swell non-breakfast bunch! Hahaha!" said Giggles.
"So, the Tree House?" asked Tabby.
Lincoln and Jordan looked to each other and smiled. "Sure."
All of them head towards the backyard and towards the Tree House.
Lola and Lana were shocked to see one large gathering of Lincoln's friends.
"And I thought Lori and Leni had big friendly gatherings" said Lana.
"Or when I gang up in a fight against all of my enemies" said Lola.
"Let's not mention that one, ever again" said Lucy out of nowhere. Which startles the twins.
As Lincoln and his pals are headed to the backyard they spot Lincoln and Jordan's little vehicle ride.
"Greetings Lincoln Loud and Jordan Rosato, are you two headed towards the Tree House?" asked Lulu.
"We are and these are our friends who are also headed there" replied Jordan.
"Very well, I will remain here underneath the tree as a guard. Also your eagle pet Patriot is at Mr. Grouse's house. He needed help in catching some mice" replied Lulu.
"Okay Lulu" replied Lincoln.
They all climbed the tree house ladder, some of them look back and see the vehicle was still there.
They all enter the tree house and chillax onto the bean bag chairs.
"So, that's what we saw yesterday" said Rusty.
"You guys saw us with Lulu?" asked Lincoln.
"We did. We didn't expect you to have a car dude!" said Polly.
"Technically she's not a car. She was made by Lisa and was named L.I.S.A" said Jordan.
"I called her Lulu because of her voice and because she reminds so much of Luna but in her alternate form, like when she was at America's next greatest hit maker" replied Lincoln.
"Then why does she sound like your roommate?" asked Tabby.
"It sure sounds weird" said Liam.
"Well, I didn't quite seem comfortable with her womanly robotic voice, it sounded like something from an evil computer game" replied Lincoln. "So she scanned me and mimicked the voice I was always recognized with since birth."
"Wow man! Talk about AI" said Zach.
"And Luna's okay with this?" asked Giggles.
"She is, she's okay with having another thing that sounds like her. Lulu is very resourceful and nice" replied Jordan.
"She can be very protective a well" said Lincoln.
"Did she escort you guys to your date?" asked Stella.
"She did, Lisa also gave her to us. As an emergency ride since Lori isn't gonna be well until tomorrow" replied Lincoln.
"Whoa man. This sure beats your bike" replied Zach.
"No wonder why Poppa Wheelie and Flat Tire were talking to you guys yesterday at the park" said Rusty.
"If you guys take her to school. You guys will be even more popular" said Tabby.
"Yeah, but like Lincoln said, she is only for emergencies" replied Jordan.
"By the way, what did happen during your date on Friday night?" asked Liam.
"Well, Lulu and Lincoln picked me up. He brought us to Banger n' Mosh, in which we did see Rusty and Polly, Liam and Tabby and Zach and Giggles" replied Jordan.
"Then she escorted us home, but we did not see those two bike boys and they followed us" said Lincoln.
"They started getting very annoying about asking about our ride. Lulu did tell them to leave but they didn't listen" said Jordan.
"So
Patriot scared them off" said Lincoln.
"Nice man. You got yourselves a flying bodyguard and a ride too, talk about royalty!" said Tabby.
Lincoln chuckled. "Well, Jordan and I are the king and queen of the dodge ball gym, so maybe we are royalty." He then winks to Jordan.
Jordan giggles at his teasing. "He's right. All we need now are servants."
The others started to laugh as well.
Stella decided to play along. "Well then my lord and milady, how would you like your tea?"
"Is there anything else you may need from us?" said Zach.
"I shall be eth silly as I can" said Giggles.
"Shall I shine your shoes?" said Rusty.
"I haveth the freshest produce in thy kingdoms" said Liam.
"You're humble champion ready to slayeth them beasts!" said Polly.
"May the lord and lady require music, or shall I be calleth the royal loud of musical empathy?" said Tabby.
They all laughed at what they were all trying to mimic. Then they heard Lola calling.
"I hear royal servant words! What's going on over there Lincoln?" they all could see her from her bedroom looking at them.
"It's nothing Lola. We're just messing around" replied Lincoln.
Lola looks at them with suspicion, but shrugs it off. "Fine, but if anyone wants to be my servant. I'm still here."
They all chuckle.
"Dude, your little sister needs to calm down" said Polly.
"She actually heard us. Wow! She has some royally good hearing then!" said Giggles.
"That's Lola for ya. She's the pageant queen of the Loud House and she always tries to demand to be treated as if she were royalty" said Jordan/
"Lincoln, where the heck is Luna anyway? I haven't even heard her on her guitar today" said Tabby.
"Oh she's with Sam doing rehearsals with her band" replied Lincoln.
"And what about Luan? I didn't hear any puns or jokes today" said Giggles.
"She said she was gonna stay at school for a while, something about doing something with Benny" replied Lincoln.
"I already know where Lynn is. She told me she's getting ready for their final ice hockey game this month. Until next winter" said Polly.
"Well, since we're all gathered together. What's say we have some snacks to munch on?" asked Tabby.
"Sounds like a plan then" said Lincoln. He then opens the snack box and they noticed there was more food than there was before.
"Whoa man! When did this get full?" asked Rusty.
"Yeah, the last time we were here this thing didn't have that many" said Zach.
"Did Santa leave you guys some snacks during Christmas?" asked Stella.
"Well, during December I went to each house in the neighborhood and they paid me to clearing the snow from their driveway" replied Lincoln.
"So that's why you brought me to Bangers n Mosh for our date" said Jordan.
"I still have a lot of cash left over and I'm also planning to join the Local Net game trivia contest, again" said Lincoln.
"And I know you're gonna win!" said Jordan.
"Cool, what's the big prize this time?" asked Stella.
"Is it a trophy?" asked Polly.
"Close. But no, the prize are ….. Ten free passes and all expenses paid trip to the next San Diego Comic-con!" replied Lincoln.
Even Jordan knows, they both saw the prize name on a poster yesterday when they went to do some gaming.
Liam, Rusty, Zach and Stella drop their bags of chips.
Polly sees this. "Five second rule!"
"San Diego Comic-con?!" they all yelled.
"Yup. I haven't told my sisters yet, or Luna. I wanted it to be a surprise" said Lincoln.
"Dude! This is big! Like really big!" said Stella.
"You could meet up with some big shot celebrities there man!" said Liam.
"And some famous comic book writers too!" said Zach.
"There's gotta be so many awesome ladies in costumes there!" said Rusty. But he gets elbowed by Polly.
Lincoln chuckles. "Thanks for the motivation guys, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna win this one. There are a lot of kids, teens and grown-ups signing in as well."
"Which is why I also signed up yesterday as well. The best way for either of us to win with ease" said Jordan.
"Nice one mate" said Tabby.
"Very comical and smart! Bound to get a signature win there!" said Giggles.
"Usually when something like this contest shows up, there has to be like the second and third place prizes too" said Polly.
"And that your right Polly" said Lincoln.
"The second place prize is ten thousand bucks" said Jordan.
"And third place gets a laptop with some games" said Lincoln.
Then both Lincoln and Jordan decided to speak at once. "And of course, first place are the passes to Comic-con and a free X-Box."
Rusty spits out his juice onto Zach. "Whoa dude!"
"That sounds so cool!" Said Stella.
"Now that is a prize worth getting guys!" said Tabby.
"Dude, you have to try and win this" said Stella.
Lincoln chuckles. "Come on guys. Let's not get to that, the whole contest starts on April, let's just think about that next time and just stick with just chilling here right now."
"Lincoln's right. Let's just relax" replied Jordan.
They all agree and enjoy eating their snacks.
There was one thing on Lincoln's mind though. "How's Clyde been doing? Last we heard he said he was going on a date with Penelope."
"Oh yeah. He said that he actually got food poisoning!" said Zach.
"Wait what?" they all say in shock.
"Uh huh. Turns out he may have made a mistake when eating Hawaiian and Russian cuisine. I guess his stomach couldn't handle it" replied Zach.
"So, where is he now? And is Penelope alright?" asked Giggles.
"Clyde is currently at home and Penelope is okay. She is constantly gonna check on Clyde to make sure he was doing alright" said Zach.
"Well, this isn't gonna go so well when Huggins finds out" said Stella.
"Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna start freaking out about where's Clyde at" said Rusty.
"Maybe we should check up on him, like maybe tomorrow?" asked Liam.
"And risk getting some hard trivial lesson from his dad's? Not gonna happen man" said Polly.
"I already had to deal with they're whole 20/20 rule and safety in snow. I am not going to visit them again" said Lincoln.
"Same" replied Jordan.
"Even though we both like antiques and junk. I don't think I wanna see Clyde look like a messed up bowl of soup" said Zach.
"Same here man" said Stella.
"Okay then. So, does anyone have any plans on what to do at the Sadie Hawkins Dance this year?" said Liam.
They all start chatting among themselves about the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
But what they don't know is that, once again Simon walks by the Loud House with his hands in his pockets and sighs.
He walks towards the door of the Loud house and looks to the doorbell. 'Come on Simon! You can do this! Just ring the doorbell, ask if Luna is there and then go and tell her how you feel! You can't let this thing eat you inside!'
Simon is about to ring the doorbell, but instead he walks away feeling nervous. 'Nope! Nope! Nope! Can't do it! Can't do it! Can't do it! I'm bailing out!'
He then just sits on the sidewalk and sighs. "What is wrong with me? Why can't I speak to Luna? Why can't I just tell her how I really feel about her? Why am I such a coward?"
He then remembers everything that makes Luna amazing. 'Luna … Luna Loud …. The way he hears her name, Her brown Pixie cut hair, The way she makes purple work, the way she rocks her body when she moves, her serenating voice, her cute laugh, her way of making a British accent and her amazing smile.'
All he could think of was Luna and he has no idea someone was standing right behind him.
"Sup little dude!"
'Yeah, I can even hear her now' Simon says to his thoughts.
"Are you here to see Lincoln? Simon?"
'Wow! Her voice is just so, so, so …. So real!' Simon has a goofy smile as he thinks to himself.
Then he feels someone place a hand on his shoulder. Simon looks to the hand and sees a black bracelet and some violet fingernails.
Simon gets tense and slowly turns around to see Luna Loud right behind him with her smile.
"You okay dude?" asked Luna.
Simon turns bright red and runs for it as great speed.
Luna is shocked, speechless and has no idea what just happened, same with Chunk. "Holy smokes! That kid can sure run, he's faster than me can when she's at her full tank."
Luna was still confused. 'What the heck is wrong with Simon? Why is he always acting like this? Mostly when I'm around.'
"Well, I gotta get going lass. See you on the next rehearsal" said Chunk.
Luna picks up her axe. "You know it Chunk, later man." Chunk then drives off and Luna heads into the Loud House.
'Maybe I should call Sam and ask her if Simon is still acting weird' Luna enters the house. Sees the Living room was now empty and heads upstairs to her room.
She then looks through her window and hears some laughter. She then spots Lincoln, Jordan, Liam, Tabby, Zach, Giggles, Rusty, Polly and Stella in the Tree House.
"Looks like little bro has some friends over. I should just let him hang out for a while" said Luna. She then spots her phone and then texts Sam.
Then they all hear some sneezing coming from Lori and Leni's room. "Sounds like Lori is still sick" aid Luna.
Then she hears some yelling from their neighbor. "There it is! Get that vermin!" along with the sounds of an eagle squawking.
Elsewhere, Simon had finally stopped running. 'Wha? Wha? Wha? L-Luna! S-She …. She Touched m-me! She actually touched m-me!'
A goofy smiles soon forms on his face. 'S-She felt so nice …. Her touch …. I feel so weird right now ….. And I think I like it.'
Some part of Simon couldn't get the fact that Luna was right there in front of him, he feels weird in his pants, but it son subsides.
Simon rubs his temples. "What the heck is wrong with me?!"
Then he realizes something. "Where the heck am i?"
He then sees the sign of Royal Woods. "Dang it!" he had a long walk back home, so he decides to text Sam.
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