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Legal Drug & xxxHOLIC crossover

Disclaimer: I don't own xxxHOLIC or Legal drug. CLAMP does.

Pairings: rikuo&kazahaya, watanuki&doumeki, saiga&kakei (maybe)

Rating: T or maybe M later

Chapter Three :: Insane in the Membrane.

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The time witch looked up at the two unfamiliar boys and gave them her sly and secretive smile.

"So, you must be Kakei's boys…"

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Gulp. There was something about her that didn't seem quite right with Kazahaya. She was…powerful, maybe too powerful. Was it even possible to hold this much power? Gosh, and he thought that Kakei-san was so great already! Kazahaya worriedly bit his lip. He could feel it in the atmosphere, the way she held herself, or the way she dominated and commanded attention in the room. But what made him feel inferior to the mysterious woman the most was that smile. The way that she smiled sent a shudder through Kazahaya. Her lazy and half lidded eyes switched from Rikuo to Kazahaya and then back again. In one fluid motion, she gracefully stood up and strode over to the boys. Watanuki and Doumeki stepped back, giving room for the Dimension Witch to inspect her new victims. She circled Rikuo and Kazahaya like a predator about to spring upon on her prey. Kazahaya looked to the front of the room with his hands in his front pockets. He could feel her eyes on him, watching him. He shifted uncomfortably. Feeling slightly paranoid, he quickly glanced at his partner to see whether or not he was feeling the same way, but Rikuo seemed to have that blank emotionless face again, his arms crossed over his chest, looking no where except for straight ahead. After what felt like the longest inspection in history, she stopped and faced them. Her face was stern, and her eyes cut their skins like knives. She sharply turned her back on them and looked over her shoulder. She smirked. Half a second passed, and before the two boys knew it, they were both on the ground. Did their boss just… pounce on them?

"So do you two have girlfriends?" She asked with such sternness, that they both answered with a nervous 'no'. She brought their faces closer to hers and whispered seductively.

"Good, 'cause I'm not taken…" She paused to add the desired effect. "Yet."

Crickets chirped in the background. Wait… did she just say what I think she just said…? Kazahaya and Rikuo thought along the same lines. Oh my god. She did. At the same time, Kazahaya's jaw dropped and Rikuo gawked, shocked. They looked at their crazy new boss, then at each other with a look of confusion and bewilderment, and then back at her again.

"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!"

"What the hell?"

They both yelled at the same time. Well, more like Kazahaya yelled. But Rikuo was just as surprised as Kazahaya; they were both caught completely off guard by the unsuspected answer. Then ever so slowly, Kazahaya and Rikuo started scooting back, keeping a watchful eye on the crazy woman, scared that they would get raped any second by their horny boss. As they were scooting back, the crazy woman burst out laughing. She was laughing so hard that she ended up collapsing onto the ground holding onto her stomach for support.

"HAHAHAHA! Oh my… god! You two… should've…seen your…faces! HAHAHAHAHA!" She said in between laughs. She was gasping for air, and her face was turning from pale white to an incredibly abnormal shade of red.

Kazahaya and Rikuo were quite surprised by the change of attitude. First, she was this mysterious, sly looking, commanding and dominant figure, and then the next thing you know, she was a hormonal, crazy woman that acted like a five year old!

Maybe she's on drugs… Kazahaya pondered. He nodded, agreeing with this conclusion as he looked up at the insane laughing woman. Yup, either that or she has a split personality.

"Is she ok?" Rikuo checked if the crazy lady was still laughing or not. She was. "Does she always act like this?" Rikuo couldn't help but ask. He usually didn't care for anyone, but this was just extreme. He never really thought that anyone could be weirder than Kakei or Saiga, but compared to her, they were normal.

"You get use to it after a while." Doumeki closed his eyes and replied as if it was the most common thing in the world. Still dazed, Kazahaya got up and lightly placed his hand on Yuko's shoulder.

"Uh… Yuko-san. You better stop laughing now. You're face is starting to turn purple." Kazahaya giggled. After a few moments of calming down, Yuko heaved a sigh and lay back down on her settee, exhausted from all the laughing.

"Ah. Arigato Kudo-kun."

"Eh? How did you know my name Yuko-san?"

"Why would I not know it? Watanuki talks about you and Himura-kun all the time. But since that we all know each other so well now, why don't I just call you Kudo and Himura from now on?" She clapped her hands and smiled cheekily. "And you can call me Yuko."

"Uh… Hai!" Kazahaya smiled nervously. Kazahaya walked over to where the rest of the group was. "You know… I really think that Yuko-san is on drugs. I mean, we don't even know her that well… and she's already calling us by our last names!" Watanuki nodded and sighed.

"That's exactly what I said when I first met her…"

"WATANUKI!" Knowing that high pitched voice familiarly well. Watanuki instinctively opened out his arms to catch the little black Mokona that jumped straight into his arms. The four looked down at the black manju bun.

"Watanuki-kun. What is that…black thing?" Kazahaya poked it with his index finger. In response, the 'black thing' giggled.

"Hahaha! That tickles!"

"It talked!"

"This is Mokona. He helps out with Yuko's biddings."

"KAWAAAAIIII! I WANT ONE!" Kazahaya picked up the little Mokona from Watanuki's hands and started twirling and dancing around with it.

"Watanuki! Where's my sake?" Yuko smiled evilly.

"WHAT! DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME A DAY OFF TODAY?"

"Yes… but since that you're here… I want you to get me my sake! Oh, and don't forget. I want you to make dinner too."

"NO WAY! I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE DINNER FOR YOU! MAKE IT YOURSELF!" A few minutes later, Watanuki was grumbling in the kitchen. Pouring the sake, heating the misou soup, and cooking another one of Yuko's crazy dishes.

Rikuo shook his head as he watched all the commotion happening before his eyes. Watanuki was bustling about in the kitchen shouting out swear words whenever something went wrong, and Kazahaya was still twirling and dancing around with the black manju bun, and last not but not least, Yuko was playing weird hand games that reminded him of 'patty cake' with the twin girls. Doumeki and Rikuo both looked at each other.

"You'll get used to it."

Rikuo nodded and inwardly groaned. This really reminded him of a song he heard on the radio. Even though it was in English, he could understand a little bit of it.

It sort of went like, 'Insane in the membrane! Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane! Plenty insane! Got no brain! Insane in the brain!"

Yeah... if this kept on going, he was sure that he was going to go insane in the brain.

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yay! chapter three done! hahaha! i was quite surprised on how it turned out! i was thinking of making this chapter pretty serious. but i got kinda bored and started all over. hahaha! i hope you liked it cos i had fun writing it!
Chapter four coming up soon! i'm sure that there will be watanuki&doumeki and rikuo&kazahaya fluffness in the next chapter! And if you're lucky i might do some lime. but dont count on it. i'm not good at it! hahahah! thanks for reading.

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