Disclaimer: I've only said this about a million times…no, I do not own any of the HP characters
Author's Note: I want to thank all my reviewers once again for being great! I love you guys and I hope you all keep reading (and reviewing :D). Here is next chapter. This might be boring too but I PROMISE in the next chapter, there will most certainly be H/D action! Enjoy!
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On WMSN (the Wizarding Messaging Service Network), Ron and Pansy have a little 'chat'
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6th of March
-RonW has been added on to this conversation-
PaNSy: Hey Ron! Oh my god! I have missed you so much…
RonW: Me too. How have you been doing, sweetheart?
PaNSy: If being called 'stupid' by your family for marrying a former Gryffindor is 'fine', well then, I've been doing extremely fine! Too fine actually…
RonW: I haven't been doing that great either.
PaNSy: What are we going to do! Our families absolutely hate each other – if we force them to stay in the same room, I'm quite sure both our fathers would have heart attacks together! – Simultaneously!
RonW: Maybe that way, they'd be able to bond in St. Mungos?
PaNSy: Not funny, Ron! Be serious, will you?
RonW: Sorry, love
PaNSy: (sigh) I'm sorry too for being a grouch. I just…I'm just stumped. I can't think of anything…at all!
RonW: Neither can I. I mean unless we elope or something, I –
PaNSy: Oh my god! That's it! THAT'S IT! You are a genius, Ron. Pure genius!
RonW: Huh? I mean…thanks and all for the compliment but what did I say? I must have missed something…
PaNSy: We can elope, dufus!
RonW: Elope? Elope, Pansy? Isn't that a bit too far fetched and –
PaNSy: Do you want to marry me or not?
RonW: Of course I do, Pansy! I love you!
PaNSy: Well, the only way you can do that is if we elope!
RonW: I suppose so. But where do we…?
PaNSy: We'll have a quiet wedding outside London. Away from our parents…families…everyone! I've always wanted to marry away from London. It's such a busy city.
RonW: True…
PaNSy: I know!
RonW: Know what, honey?
PaNSy: Hogwarts! We can marry at Hogwarts!
RonW: Hogwarts? Where the hell did you –
PaNSy: Oh come on, Ron! Where is the romantic side to you, I've always loved?
RonW: It's pretty shocked at the moment – probably dead too from that heart attack we were talking about before.
PaNSy: Just think about it! That's where it all started…that's where we met -
RonW: …as enemies, incase you've forgotten
PaNSy: So? We started as enemies, there. And so therefore, we'll end as lovers there too! So romantic!
RonW: Pansy, sweetheart. I'm sorry to burst your bubble and all but Hogwarts is in session during this part of the year. We can't marry in the dungeons…with the first years staring at us!
PaNSy: Gee…you are right
RonW: Big surprise
PaNSy: Fine then! We'll marry just outside Hogwarts. I heard there's a very beautiful bridal garden around that area. It'd be great Ron! With the trees, the sun…the birds chirping! Amazing…
RonW: Errr…yeah…So do we tell anyone?
PaNSy: I want to. I mean…I don't want it to be completely unknown by everyone – just our families.
RonW: Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Who's okay with the wedding on your side?
PaNSy: Draco, Millicent, Armand and Luna
RonW: Malfoy?
PaNSy: Yes, Malfoy.
RonW: Are you sure?
PaNSy: Of course I'm sure! What's wrong with him being okay with our marriage?
RonW: Oh, everything! I would never have thought that, that bastard would be content with us marrying. Maybe he's planning to bloody sabotage the whole thing? I mean we completely hate each other so –
PaNSy: …which is why I thought he should be best man. You can get to know each other this way and –
RonW: BEST MAN? BLOODY MALFOY AS BEST MAN? ARE YOU FUCKING –
PaNSy: Oh come on, Ron! He isn't that bad, you know
RonW: Of course he is! And anyway I wanted Harry to be best man and it's usually the groom who chooses his best man so –
PaNSy: I thought your sister wasn't happy with us being together? That's what you told me the other -
RonW: Yeah, she isn't.
PaNSy: Well then how would Potter freaking come if his wife is against our wedding?
RonW: Harry could come on his own and –
PaNSy: Oh for god's sake, Ron! Grow up! How the hell will Potter make an appearance without making your sister suspicious?
RonW: Good point…
PaNSy: Exactly! SO now, without making him stressed out and me stressed out too, agree with Draco being best man!
RonW: But Harry said he could –
PaNSy: Ron!
RonW: Fine then! God! Fine! I can't believe Malfoy is going to be my fucking best man!
PaNSy: I love you!
RonW: Yeah, yeah…
PaNSy: You can decide who my bride's maid will be, sweetheart!
RonW: What? I don't get it…Why should I choose your bride's maid?
PaNSy: (sigh) Well…see…the reason I want Draco as best man is because Millie can't come – and I wanted her to be bride's maid. And since she won't be there…
RonW: I knew something was up…
PaNSy: Shut up!
RonW: So I can chose anyone right?
PaNSy: Anyone!
RonW: Okay then, I want…'Mione as bride's maid
PaNSy: The mudblood?
RonW: I'd appreciate it, sweetheart, if you don't talk of my friends in that –
PaNSy: But Ron…are you sure you want her to be bride's maid? I mean, can't you chose –
RonW: You said I could choose anyone I wanted. And anyway if I can live with Malfoy being best man then you can, surely, live with 'Mione as bride's maid…
PaNSy: Okay fine! Fine!
RonW: Well I guess that's settled then :D
PaNSy: Haha. Not funny. Anyway so this is a secret then okay? No one knows!
RonW: Yeah but I can tell Harry, right? – and 'Mione of course…
PaNSy: Potter? But then wouldn't your sister –
RonW: Harry can keep a secret you know
PaNSy: Fine, fine…if you are so sure then tell him. But if that sister of yours does end up finding out, don't tell me that I didn't warn you!
RonW: I won't
PaNSy: So…you tell Potter and Mudblood. I'll let Draco, Millie and Armand (who will definitely tell Luna) know. Just make sure to remind your side not to utter a word!
RonW: Yeah, yeah. Anyway so is anyone else is coming?
PaNSy: No one else, except for Draco, can come on my side
RonW: Hermione and Harry were the only ones who agreed to come on mine
PaNSy: So well, it seems we won't have such a big crowd, which is actually a good thing, I suppose. I've always wanted a small, simple wedding in the outdoors…
RonW: Yeah…a peaceful wedding. That's a starter…
PaNSy: Oh yeah! And I don't think I should tell Draco about Granger and you shouldn't tell her about Draco either. The both of them might not agree to come if we tell them about each other…
RonW: Good point…
PaNSy: Okay we'll keep it a secret from them too okay?
RonW: Yeah, okay. Anyway Pans, sweetheart, I have to go. Talk to you later okay?
PaNSy: Fine then. Come online again tomorrow, okay? We need to discuss this more and get everything ready.
RonW: I will! See you!
PaNSy: Bye Ronnie…I love you!
RonW: I love you too. Good-bye, sweetheart!
-RonW has left this conversation-
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Ginny Potter was idling with her wizarding computer when…
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7th of March
-GinPOT has been added on to this conversation-
'Mione: Hey Ginny!
GinPOT: Hi Hermione
'Mione: What's up?
GinPOT: Oh, nothing much
'Mione: Nothing? What's wrong?
GinPOT: Nothing
'Mione: No really, Ginny. What's wrong?
GinPOT: Why do you think, something is wrong?
'Mione: You seem kind of quiet AND…you haven't used a single exclamation mark yet!
GinPOT: You know me too well…
'Mione: I know :D So. Tell me what's up?
GinPOT: Fine I'll tell you. BUT only on one condition
'Mione: You name it!
GinPOT: You've got to promise me that you won't tell anyone what I tell you right now – not a living soul…!
'Mione: That's all?
GinPOT: Yes but you have to promise me, Hermione, that you won't tell because –
'Mione: I won't
GinPOT: Promise?
'Mione: Promise
GinPOT: Not even Harry because I'm not quite sure how he'd bloody react if he heard –
'Mione: Ginny, shut up and tell me.
GinPOT: Okay fine…here goes nothing. 'Mione…I'M PREGNANT!
'Mione: PREGNANT!
GinPOT: Yes, pregnant
'Mione: Pregnant? Oh-my-god! That is great news, Ginny! That is wonderful! For how long have you known this?
GinPOT: For a little less than two hours
'Mione: You only found out today?
GinPOT: Yeah
'Mione: Whoa…Oh-my-god! This is so wonderful. Little Lils will now have a baby…what? Is it a boy or a girl?
GinPOT: They aren't quite sure yet. It's apparently too early to say.
'Mione: I bet you want it to be a boy?
GinPOT: I'm not quite sure what I want it to be…
'Mione: Why the long face?
GinPOT: I just…I'm not sure if this is a good time for Harry.
'Mione: What do you mean?
GinPOT: Well… Harry wanted to apply for a promotion this month and well, if we have another kid and all…
'Mione: Oh, come on, Ginny! Harry loves kids! Remember how happy he was when you had Lily?
GinPOT: Yes but that was –
'Mione: He was sitting for his final auror exam then, remember?
-Nothing-
'Mione: Are you there Ginny?
-Nothing again-
'Mione: Ginny…?
GinPOT: I'm here. He was busy then too, wasn't he?
'Mione: Mmhmm. It'll be alright Ginny. You two have been married for 5 years! Harry'll be darn happy!
GinPOT: You reckon?
'Mione: I know!
-Nothing-
GinPOT: Thanks Hermione! I'm just being stupid. Of course Harry'll be happy like you say he will be. He'll be mighty excited like he was when Lily was born!
'Mione: Yes, he will :D
GinPOT: I feel a lot better now!
'Mione: I can see that. You've started using exclamation marks :D
-RonW has been added on to this conversation-
GinPOT: Why did you bloody add him?
'Mione: I didn't
GinPOT: How did he then –
'Mione: It's the new WMSN version. People can add themselves on to different peoples' conversations.
GinPOT: Bloody hell! Why can't technology improve for the goodness of humankind!
RonW: Hey Gin and 'Mione! How have you two been doing? Anyway Hermione, can I talk to you privately for a few minutes?
GinPOT: 'Mione is talking to me! And anyway, did you cancel this wedding nonsense? And seriously Ron – I know I've said this about a gazillion times but Pansy out of all people? You really don't have any taste do you?
RonW: I miss you too!
'Mione: Okay fine. I'll be right there!
GinPOT: Hermione! You can't just leave me!
-'Mione had left this conversation-
RonW: Sucker!
-RonW has also left this conversation-
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Hermione and Ron get right down to business…
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7th of March
-'Mione has been added on to this conversation-
'Mione: So what did you want to talk about?
RonW: The wedding
'Mione: Have you two cancelled it?
RonW: Hell, no. I told you we'll get through it and so we are!
'Mione: That's great, Ron!
RonW: Thanks
'Mione: So when is it?
RonW: 28th of March
'Mione: That's mid-March?
RonW: Preparations seem to be taking longer than we expected.
'Mione: Yeah it usually does. So did you actually convince your parents?
RonW: Well…no…you see…Pansy and me…well we are planning on…(pause)… eloping
'Mione: Eloping!
RonW: Yeah
'Mione: Eloping? Ron! God! Are you sure? Eloping seems a bit…I mean –
RonW: I know, Hermione! I know, but that is the only way. We only want to get married and after that we'll tell everyone. We just want to get through with it, you know. A small function in the bridal garden just past Hogwarts and –
'Mione: Oh, I've heard of that place. It's supposed to be really good.
RonW: Exactly! So Hermione, you've go to promise me that you won't tell anyone – anyone you hear me! Not even Ginny!
'Mione: Have you told Harry? Are you going to tell him?
RonW: He doesn't know yet. But I'm planning to.
'Mione: Mmm…okay. I promise I won't tell. I want both of you'll to be happy anyway (Not so much Pansy but you don't need to know that do you:P)
RonW: Thanks Hermione! You are the best!
'Mione: Well what can I say? I do try :D
RonW: And (ahem) we want you to be bride's maid
'Mione: ME?
RonW: Yeah, you
'Mione: What? Me? Are you sure Ron? Doesn't Pansy have to choose -
RonW: Yeah, she does and she chose you!
'Mione: I'm serious, Ron
RonW: So am I…
'Mione: I –
RonW: So do you accept?
'Mione: Yeah, well I suppose I do but –
RonW: Well, that's settled then. Anyway I have to go, Hermione. Sorry but I've got some papers to fill. Talk to you later and –
'Mione: Who is your best man?
RonW: I…errr…don't know yet…
'Mione: You don't know? You don't know who your best man is? I think you are not telling me everything!
RonW: I am! For god's sake Hermione! I am. We are taking a while to consider everything because we only want the bride's maid and best man to come with us – only you and my best man. We want a small quiet wedding in the outdoors – well Pansy does anyway. So we haven't (ahem) decided yet for we need people we can trust you know…
'Mione: Fine! Fine! I guess I'll know sooner or later…
RonW: So I'll see you later okay?
'Mione: Yeah, bye! Oh yeah hey! Isn't Harry coming for the wedding because then –
-RonW has left this conversation-
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And meanwhile, Pansy and Draco also get everything settled…
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7th of March
-Draco has been added on to this conversation-
PaNSy: Hey Draco!
Draco: HEY! Long time, no see…
PaNSy: Yeah, I know :D When are you leaving for England?
Draco: Tomorrow, unfortunately. Anyway so, what's up?
PaNSy: Well, I wanted to talk to you about the wedding
Draco: (sigh) So it's still on?
PaNSy: Of course it is!
Draco: Well, I guess I should be happy. Yay! (ahem) But…how the hell did you convince your parents?
PaNSy: Well you see…Ron and me…we are eloping!
Draco: ELOPING?
PaNSy: Well, yes, that's what we were thinking of doing.
Draco: ARE YOU CRAZY?
PaNSy: Oh come on, Draco!
Draco: ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?
PaNSy: NO I'M NOT! It's the only way we can marry each other incase you haven't noticed!
Draco: But eloping, Pansy?
PaNSy: I want to, okay!
Draco: (sigh) God! I can't believe it! What has the world come to?
PaNSy: Shut up, Draco.
-Nothing-
PaNSy: So you are coming right?
Draco: Well, it's not like I have a choice…
PaNSy: I knew you'd come around :D Anyway about the preposition…
Draco: I'm listening…
PaNSy: We want you to be best man!
Draco: Um…okay
PaNSy: Er…you don't have any questions?
Draco: No. Why? Should I?
PaNSy: No. I was just asking! Anyway I have to go now. Ron is coming over for dinner!
Draco: (shudders) Hope you don't die of Weasley germs
PaNSy: Shut up. See you!
Draco: Bye! Hey! By the way, who is bride's maid?
-PaNSy has left this conversation-
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Pansy and Ron hit it off again…
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7th of March
-PaNSy has been added to this conversation-
RonW: So how did it go?
PaNSy: Draco didn't ask me a single question when I asked him whether he'd be best man! He was just like…um, okay! Weird, huh?
RonW: I wish Hermione was that stupid and easy!
PaNSy: Haha! Sucker!
RonW: Slytherin!
PaNSy: I love you!
RonW: Me too…
PaNSy: SO I'll see you today?
RonW: Yep
PaNSy: Well then I guess I'll meet you at dinner!
RonW: Yes you will
PaNSy: :D I have to go, sweetheart…
RonW: Okay, bye love!
PaNSy: (sends a flying kiss)
-PaNSy has left this conversation-
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Author's Note: So well there you go! Should I do this chatting thing in the future? Let me know. The next chap will certainly be different…I promise you! I have a great idea! Tell me whether you'll like this! Spelling and grammar mistakes were unintended again. Read…and REVIEW:D LoL! So well till we meet again…