Chapter 168

(The Loud house, Friday.)

Lincoln and his sisters have all finished eating breakfast, putting on their daytime clothes, they checked for any events they're having on Friday and Saturday and are all headed downstairs to get to vanzilla.

Lincoln was feeling excited and all of his sisters know why. Luna sits next to Lincoln in Vanzilla. "Hey bro, you stoked for tonight?"

"Sure am and I know that Jordan is also feeling the same thing" replied Lincoln.

"It's so nice of Ronnie Anne, Sid and Bobby to let you guys tag along for a date night at Great Lake City" said Luan. "And I'm sure it'll be a great night! Hahahaha! Get it?"

They all groan in response from her pun.

"Anyway, what was the outfit you guys got from Monday?" asked Lola.

"Indeed, you have never even bothered to show us after you all went to the mall on Monday" replied Lisa.

"I know it's bound to score some more kisses from Jordan bro" said Lynn Jr.

"I wanna know how it looks on you, you always seem to be very clean when wearing them" replied Lana.

Lincoln chuckled at the curiosity they all have, he didn't really show or tell them about what he was planning to wear to his big Friday date night.

"Sorry guys, but Lincoln can only show it once he and Jordan with Lori are ready to go to their date at Great Lake City tonight" replied Leni. "So please guys, let's not push it."

"Okay, fine" replied Lola.

"I honestly hope its black" replied Lucy.

"Plus you're not the only one with something special tonight" said Luan.

"Oh yeah! You're helping Giggles and Zach try and win the juniors comedian contests tonight right?" asked Lincoln.

"Heck yeah I am" replied Luan. "And let's just say I got them a surprise as well."

Lincoln knows she's gonna try and take the spotlight along with Benny, but he's not gonna tell Zach and Giggles. It would ruin the funny surprise.

They all get ready for Vanzilla to move, but then they notice that Lori wasn't there.

"Uh, where the heck is Lori?" asked Lynn Jr.

"Yeah, she's gonna make us all late!" said Lola.

"This is mostly normal and unlikely of her" said Lisa.

"She must still be inside the house" said Leni.

"I'll get her guys" Lincoln gets out of Vanzilla along with Patriot and Valkyrie, but then the front door of the house opens and they see Lori coming out with a panicked expression on her face.

"Lori! There you are. Come on let's get going!" said Lola.

Lori then goes to Lincoln. "Lincoln, bad news! We literally have to cancel tonight's big Great Lake City date night."

They all gasp and Lincoln's eyes go wide. "What?! Why?!" Even the two eagles were confused by this.

Lulu peeks through the garage door to hear this, so do the other pets from Lisa and Lily's bedroom window.

"You didn't get a text from Ronnie Anne or Sid?" asked Lori. Then Lincoln's phone goes off.

Lincoln checks his phone and sees who it was. "Oh, it's from Ronnie Anne" replied Lincoln.

"Read it dude" said Luna. Lincoln reads the text out Loud.

Ronnie Anne: Lincoln! I just got word from Bobby that tonight all the restaurants all over Great Lake City will be closed due to a late night visit from a very serious health inspector, sorry man but I guess we'll all have to cancel out on the big Friday Date night here at Great Lake City. Please tell Jordan about this.

They all gasped and looked concerned to Lincoln. He was feeling kinda sad. "Dang it."

Lori goes to him. "I'm upset as you are bro, but I guess we'll have to make do with it. Maybe you can tag along with your friends on their date tonight."

Lincoln sighs. "Yeah, I guess." But then he gets an idea. "Or, maybe not!"

Lori is confused by this. "Excuse me?"

Lincoln then texts Ronnie Anne. You said that all restaurants will be closed tonight right? What about tomorrow?

Ronnie Anne: They'll probably open tomorrow. Why?

Lincoln: how about we come over in the morning and have a daytime triple date this Saturday?

Ronnie Anne: Dude that is awesome! I'll tell Sid and also tell Bobby, currently he's crying his eyes out at the Mercado.

Lincoln: Then it's a done plan then! I'll also tell Jordan as well. See you tomorrow Ronnie Anne.

Ronnie Anne: You too Lincoln, I'll tell Sid you said Hi.

Lincoln puts his phone away, but then he gets hugged from behind by a cheerful Lori. "That is the best plan you have ever come up with Lincoln!"

Lincoln chuckles. "You saw what I texted didn't you?"

Lori lets him go and smiles. "Sorry, but I had to know what you're up to. I'll be sure to text Bobby, or he might know from Ronnie Anne."

They then head back to Vanzilla. Lincoln sits next to Luna along with his two eagles. "Bro, what was that all about?" asked Luna.

"Yeah, I thought you two would be upset with canceling the big Friday date night at Great Lake City. Wow that was a mouthful" said Lucy.

Lincoln smiles and then tells them what the plan is, all while Lori is driving them to school.

(Royal Woods Elementary)

Vanzilla makes its stop, and they can see the Rosato van arrive and coming out was Jordan.

Lincoln has an idea, even though it might be a bit mean. "Okay guys, pretend we're all upset because of the date night being canceled."

They all get the idea, even Leni, though she thinks it's a bit mean.

The van opens its door and Jordan was happy to see her …. Frowning white haired boyfriend?

She also sees the other sisters disappointed, same goes for the two eagles who fly out and sit on a tree branch. "Lincoln, what's wrong? What happened?!"

Lincoln sighs. "Jordan, we can't have our big Friday night Grate Lake City date tonight. Wow that was a mouthful."

Jordan was confused by this. "W-What do you mean?"

Lori explains. "According to Bobby, all of the restaurants in Great Lake City will be closed for a late night health inspector. So, there's no place we can go to have our date with Bobby, Ronnie Anne and Sid."

Jordan's jaw drops hearing this. They also hear some gasps from their friends.

"Oh man" said Rusty.

"That sucks big time!" said Polly.

"Well, that was bad" said Zach.

"There sure isn't anything funny about this" said Giggles.

"That sure is some bad luck there now" said Liam.

"That just blows it mates!" said Tabby in frustration.

"Wow! Bad timing" said Stella.

"Why are they even having a late night health inspection anyway?!" asked Simon.

"There has to be a good reason to it guys" said Clyde.

Eevryone felt bad for the two twelve year old lovers.

Mollie looks to Jordan. "Jordan, are you okay?"

Lincoln and his sisters notice Jordan looking sad and almost shedding a tear. This was not what they were looking for.

"J-Jordan? You okay dude?" asked Luna.

Jordan wipes away her tear and hugs Lincoln. "Oh Lincoln, I was so looking forward to tonight."

Lincoln hugs her back. "Me to my love. Me too"

"And we both already got what we wanted to wear all set and ready!" they can see some tears running down her face.

Lincoln could tell she was close to crying. "Jordan, please don't cry. It's going to be okay." This was not the outcome Lincoln was looking for.

Jesse Rosato hasn't left yet, she was shocked and felt bad that her daughter wasn't going to a date night with Lincoln to Great Lake City.

Lincoln and Jordan break the hug, Lincoln kisses Jordan and they look at each other. "Jordan, it's okay. Everything will be fine."

Jordan wipes away her tears. "I know, because you have a big plan on what we're going to do on Saturday instead." Jordan was now smiling.

Lincoln and his sisters were now shocked, and they're friends were now confused by this.

"Wait what?" asked Lincoln. Patriot and Valkyrie had no clue as to what was even happening.

Jordan chuckles and wipes away her tears. "You really thought I was going to go all sad and miserable just because our date was cancelled. I know you have a plan for us on Saturday handsome."

The louds were now lost for words. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" said all the loud sisters.

"H-How?" asked Lincoln. Jordan places a kiss on his cheek.

"Lincoln, I know how smart and tactical you can be. You're the man-with-the-plan, so I know when you can act like your miserable and get your sisters to go with it" replied Jordan.

Lori was now in shock. "Literally what?"

"Also, you're not the only one who can try and act all sad and what not. I know how to fake my tears and make them look real. So, whats the plan my love?" said Jordan.

Lincoln was speechless, but then he tells her. "Umm, we're gonna leave early to Great Lake City and have a daytime date instead, for the whole Saturday. All the restaurants will be open by then."

Jordan smiles. "Good plan. Better yet we should have a breakfast get together date with Lori, Bobby, Sid and Ronnie Anne."

Lincoln is still stunned. "Y-Yeah, sure. Let's tell them later."

Jordan then kisses his cheek. 'He's cute when he's shocked at how good I am at his own game.' "Now come on. Let's get to class." She drags Lincoln by his collar and they get into the school.

Lincoln is confused and also impressed. She beat his act and made her act look better.

Patriot and Valkyrie look at each other confused, then they take off and fly around the school. They needed to tell the other pets about what the heck just happened.

Lori then texts Bobby about the new plan Jordan just came up with.

"Well, she was even more convincing than any of us" said Lisa.

"We fell for her tears! Oh she is good!" said Lola as she lightly claps at how impressive Jordan was.

"She was so real when she cried, like when she usually cries when Lincoln gets hurt" said Lana.

"She has to teach me how to do that. I could do the same act as Edwin did in Vampires of Melancholia" said Lucy. The younger Louds then get into the school, still confused, shocked and impressed.

"Dudes. That just happened right?" asked Luna.

"No clue Lunes, but she was a total game player at that point" said Lynn Jr.

"I guess we all fell for that one ….. I have no puns at this point" said Luan.

"She was so good at what she did! How did she make her sad face and crying so real?!" said Leni.

Jesse Rosato giggles and drives back home, she had to tell her husband of what Jordan did and the new plan for Saturday.

Lori then starts the engine and they drive straight for the middle school and high school.

Leaving Lincoln and Jordan's pals still outside the school.

"So, that happened" said Sadie.

"When was Jordan good at acting?!" asked Kat.

"She made me feel so sad, and now I feel so confused" said Joy.

"How in the world guys?" asked Cookie.

Mollie chuckles. "First she's good at dodge ball, then she helps win it at that bald eagle contest, she has some musical talent and now this! Bravo Jordan, bravo."

"Someone give her a trophy for best acting" said Giggles.

"Dang right" replied Zach.

"Now that's what I call fake tears" said Tabby with a smile.

"She should join the drama club at Middle School" said Liam.

"Wow! I felt like crying from all that" said Rusty.

"Really?" asked Polly.

"Umm, no! I was just joking!" said Rusty nervously.

"Nice try with your acting Rusty, but not good enough" said Clyde.

Simon just chuckles. "Lincoln and Jordan sure know how to start a day don't they."

"They sure can. I wish I got that on my phone, people would be impressed and find it kinda funny!" said Stella.

"What are the odds that Jordan won't let us live this whole thing down? I mean we were all feeling so bad for Lincoln and first, then we felt so bad for her" said Kat.

"She probable might have a good laugh when it's lunch" replied Giggles.

"Yup, Jordan and Lincoln know how to start a day for all of us" said Stella.

They all agreed with her on that one. "Well, we should all get to class now" said Clyde.

They all head to the school. They can't wait for whatever Lincoln and Jordan are planning on Saturday, along with their friends from Great Lake City.

A/N: Ha! Didn't see that coming now did ya! Sorry for this early April fool's joke on all of you. I just couldn't resist, but it its true that they will have their date on Saturday instead. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

The real idea of Vasmasdas1 was that they have a Saturday Daytime triple date in Great Lake City. And that is next chapter, stay tuned fellas.