Chapter 171
Happy April 1st everybody!
(The Loud House)
Lincoln wakes up to the sound of his alarm clock, he sits up and puts his feet onto his fluffy slippers, only to hear a fart sound. Lincoln is a bit startled by this sound.
This also wakes up Luna, she sits up and looks down. "Bro, what was that?" Patriot and Valkyrie also wake up and look to Lincoln.
Lincoln picks up his slippers and sees two small whoopee cushions in them. "Yup, it's April 1st."
He then puts the slippers back on and proceeds to leave the room.
Luna then gets up and follows, but when she puts on her slippers she also hears a fart sound, then they hear multiple farting sounds.
"Dude, looks like Luan just got everyone with that" said Luna.
Lincoln chuckles. "It's just her way of starting it off early. At least she won't overdo her pranks anymore."
Lincoln and Luna leave the bedroom together and they see Lori entering the bathroom and both of them get in line with the others behind them.
"So, you guys ready for this day?" asked Lucy.
"The first time where none of us are getting an April Fool's beating? Heck yeah" replied Lynn Jr.
"And we don't have to be scared anymore" said Lola.
"Or cover ourselves in bubble wrap" said Lana.
"Luan did learn her lesson from last year" said Leni.
Then Luan opens the door to her room. "Good morning and a happy April every-One! Hahahaha! Get it?"
They all chuckles a bit from that small pun.
"And I see you're all farting a little early for today" said Luan.
"I heard that Luan" yelled Lori from the bathroom.
Luan chuckles. "Easy there guys, I'm not going overboard like last year. Things are gonna be different now!"
Luan leaves her room, but she gets soaked in warm and cool water. "What the what?!"
They all gasp in shock. "Okay, this seems new" said Lisa.
"What?! What's going on out there?" yelled Lori.
"Luan got soaked in water" replied Leni.
"What?!" asked Lori. Patriot and Valkyrie fly out of the room to see what the noise a about.
Luan then sees the bucket on top of her door and sees a note, she opens it and it reads. "This is just the start of me getting even with you for injuring me, sincerely Jordan"
Luan's jaw almost drops after reading it.
"What does it says sis?" asked Luna.
"Jordan did this. But how?" asked Luan.
This was a shocker, Lori also hears this and they all gasp.
"How the heck did she even know?" asked Lola.
"Was she here yesterday?" asked Lana. They all looked to Lincoln, all but Lori.
"No, she wasn't I swear!" said Lincoln. "Jordan and me were at the Local net doing some online gaming!"
"He's right dudes, he came home around four yesterday and he wasn't with Jordan" replied Luna.
This was making them all confused. "How did she manage to get that prank ready? I should look to my cameras for this one" said Lisa.
"Did she break in the house?" asked Lynn Jr.
"If she did then she is one crafty and sneaky person. All my respect" said Lucy.
Luan chuckles a bit. "Guys, guys. It's okay really, I think I'm gonna take some of these pranks with stride. I know last year I was responsible for a near life threatening prank and this is what I deserve, so just let me be and I'll handle it."
They were all shocked at how she's gonna take it, but they smiled and understood why.
Lori then comes out with a towel on her body and hair. "Okay guys, who's next?"
"Us" replied Luna and Lincoln. The two of them enter the bathroom, which confuses all of them.
Patriot and Valkyrie then fly to the stairs with Charles and Cliff following.
"Did Lincoln and Luna enter the bathroom together?" asked Lynn Jr.
"That was odd" said Lucy.
"Maybe they're used to each other's' company that they're okay sharing the bathroom, like how they're roommates" said Leni.
"That sounds proper for an answer, and this helps in decreasing the line for all of us" said Lisa.
"Should some of us share the bathrooms with each other as well?" asked Lana.
"The only ones who sometimes share it is either Leni and me or Lincoln and Luna. And I know some of barely tolerate each other in there" replied Lori with her arms crossed.
"True" Lucy looks to Lynn. "What? What's wrong?" asked Lynn.
Inside Lincoln is brushing his teeth, while Luna closes the shower curtains and takes a shower.
"So, you gonna talk to your girlfriend about what just happened this morning bro?" asked Luna.
Lincoln spits out his toothpaste. "I am, and I know she has the reason as to why she's doing this. And I fear there's gonna be loads more for Luan."
"Dang right bro" said Luna.
(Skip, breakfast)
All the loud kids are now eating breakfast. They're parents left early for work.
Rita had an early appointment with someone from Huntington Oaks and Lynn Sr was headed to the restaurant to check on some new ingredients being delivered there.
Luan opens the cupboard only to be hit by flour. She opens her eyes and chuckles. "And that was her second prank of the day."
They all chuckled a bit. "Wow, she's really sneaky with her traps" said Lynn Jr.
Even some of their pets were laughing at this.
"Odd, I opened that earlier and I wasn't hit" said Lori.
"Not odd Lori, strange is more accurate" replied Lisa.
"How in the world did she even do that?" asked Lola.
"Well however she did it, it sure is working" replied Lana.
Lincoln smiles. 'She has a lot of explaining to do.'
(Skip)
They all board Vanzilla, but when Luan goes on to her seat she hears a farting sound.
They all look to her and gasped. Luan removes a whoopee cushion from underneath her seat.
Luan chuckles. "I tell you what Lincoln, she sure is very clever."
"How did she even put that there and why did it trigger for Luan only?" asked Leni.
Luan then tosses the whoopee cushion out, but when Luan takes a step she steps into another whoopee cushion.
They all gasp, Luan looks down and sees lots of whoopee cushions. "Whoa! Now that' what I call making it gassy in here!"
They all chuckle a bit, even Lori found it amusing. "Okay guys let's get going." Lori starts vanzilla and they're off to school. Luan was looking forward to whatever Jordan has ready for her.
(Royal Woods Elementary)
Lincoln and his younger sisters all leave Vanzilla, they spot Jordan waiting by the school doors. She waves at them.
Lincoln waves back, but first he gives Luna a hug and then he goes to her.
Jordan spots Luan and gives her a sinister smile and a wink. Luan just chuckles and waves back. "Looks like she's giving me hints that I'm gonna be getting more than I bargained for."
"Sure looks like it dude" said Luna.
"And to think, first she's scary at dodge ball, she's scary when Lincoln's hurt and now she can deliver hidden pranks. Dang she is one for Lincoln to keep" said Lynn.
"I always viewed Jordan as a sweet girl, but now I know she can be way tough than anyone I know" said Leni.
"And let's not forget, she still has some beef going on with Carol" said Lori.
"How can we not forget that one dude" said Luna. "Who knows when she'll confront Carol about that one?"
Luan just looks to Lincoln and Jordan who hug and enter the school. Luan then sighs. "This is going to be one heck of an April 1st for me." Vanzilla then drives off.
(With Lincoln and Jordan.)
They part ways with Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lisa.
"So, care to tell me why Luan was hit by two of your pranks this morning?" asked Lincoln.
"Oh you noticed them? Good, that was just the start after what Luan did to me last year" replied Jordan.
Lincoln chuckles. "They're not over the top are they?"
"No, no they're not. I may have some issues with Luan, but I am no pranking monster. She's just gonna get some small pranks delivered to her, no harm, no foul" replied Jordan. "Also, have you spoken to Carol's parents yet?"
"I spoke to them over the phone, luckily mom and dad have their numbers. I asked them to let Carol have her teenage fun time with her friends and that I forgive her for what happened to me" replied Lincoln.
"And what did they say?" asked Jordan.
"They decided to lift her punishment, but she still cut off from her allowance. So she has to earn that one via her job at my dad's restaurant" replied Lincoln. "She then called me and wanted to say thanks for helping her."
Jordan sighs. "Even though I really, really hate Carol now. I am happy that you did that for her, she didn't deserves not having her summer vacation before college. But I'm still gonna get even with her, and right before she hits college."
"Yeah, I know I shouldn't get involved. But at least try not to go too hard on her, okay?" asked Lincoln.
"Don't worry handsome. I am not gonna destroy her or anything. I haven't even came up with a plan for that yet" replied Jordan.
"Good, now are you gonna tell me what are the other pranks you sent for Luan?" asked Lincoln.
"Sorry, but that is a me to know and a you to not find out" Jordan then skips to her locker.
Lincoln just sighs and has a love daze and follows her. 'She's cute, gorgeous and also hot when she's like this. Sorry Luan, but I do hope you can survive whatever she has in store for you.'
(Royal Woods High School)
Luan walks through the hallways and then she sees her locker, she even sees Benny headed towards her.
When Luan opens her locker, she gets pied in the face. Luan looks to Benny.
"Oh my gosh Luan! Are you okay?" asked Benny.
Benny wipes off the cream pie and sees her chuckling. "I'm fine, just banana cream pie and the third pranks against me for the day."
"I'm sorry, what?" asked Benny.
"You see Jordan is trying to get even with me after last year, and I am gonna take each one with stride and laughs" said Luan.
Benny smiles. "Good for you, that's what April Fools is all about, to laugh on your terms and see if the others will laugh too and that also counts for the person getting pranked."
Luan chuckles and looks to her watch. "Yeah, and in three …. Two …. One". They see Principal assistant Oliver walk out the office with some feathers on him. Thankfully, they weren't glued onto him.
Some of the teenagers laugh, and eventually so does Oliver.
"And that's one of my pranks for this day" said Luan. "I already delivered some pranks to my siblings this morning. The good old whoopee cushions in the slippers trick!"
"Nice one, we're gonna have a practice later with Ms. Bernardo for the upcoming play Dancing on a rainy Michigan later" said Benny.
"And I can't wait to do my part" said Luan. When she closes her locker, a spray can comes down from the ceiling and coats her in frosting. "And that's the fourth one and very delicious too. Hahahaha!"
Benny also chuckles at this and they both head for the Drama Club.
Then they see Sam, Sully and Mazzy covered in the face with stickers, the stickers are all in the form of different instruments.
Luna snickers a bit. "Looks like my little sis got you guys too."
Sam chuckles. "Haha, very funny."
"I guess you guys are really sticking it with music today! Hahahaha! Get it?" said Luan.
"Yeah, whatever" said Sully and Mazzy.
"You guys look like a one group marching band with all of that" joked Benny.
"Now that was a good one Benny!" laughed Luan.
While all that was happening, Carol opens her locker and is hit in the face with a blast of confetti, streamers and whipped cream. "What in the heck?!
She then sees a note saying. "Happy April Fools Pingrey, from Rosato."
Carol sighs. 'Yeah, she still hates me.' She then closes her locker, and she sees Dana, Becky, Teri, Whitney, Lori and Leni.
"Carol?" asked Leni.
"What the heck happened to you?" asked Dana.
"Did Luan get you?" asked Lori. "Because you look like you came back from a locker party."
Some of them chuckle at that pun. Carol wipes all of the stuff from her face. "No, it was from Jordan."
They all gasp. "I'm sorry, the Rosato girl?" asked Teri.
"She did this?" asked Becky.
"I was literally expecting Luan to have done that" said Lori.
"Same here" replied Whitney.
"You guys got me as well. I guess she still wants to try and get even with me, I don't even know if this was the beginning of it" said Carol.
They were all feeling bad for her. "Sorry you have to go through with all of that Carol" said Leni.
"It's okay, I have to get used to it. And eventually get ready for when Jordan calls me to get even" said Carol with a smile.
"Taking it with pride Carol. Nice one" said Dana.
"Also, what did my little brother call your parents for yesterday?" asked Lori.
Carol then tells them about what Lincoln did for her. Some of them were shocked that Lincoln would help life off her punishment, he was kind enough to do that. But they know Jordan is still cheesed off against her. They're all awaiting for the day Pingrey and Rosato square off. Something Carol wants to get over with and make amends with Jordan.
(Drama Club)
Luan and Benny arrive into the theater stage and they see many of their friends already practicing.
"Hey Ruby, you ready to rehearse for the play?" asked Luan.
"Like, yeah I am. Also, Ms. Bernardo said that she'll be here soon. She said she was like, talking to Principal Rivers about making it live stream for others to see" replied Ruby.
"Cool, that would be great for the big play" replied Benny.
"Anything else we should know? Like, how are you and spencer doing?" asked Luan with a cheeky grin.
Benny is also sporting the same smile. "So, what's the news on that one Ruby?"
Ruby blushes. "Umm, what are you two talking about?"
Luan and Benny chuckles.
"Don't do that Ruby, I was told from Leni that she heard from Jackie that she overheard that Spencer was talking to you yesterday" replied Luan.
"Wow, that's some good intel" said Benny.
Ruby sighs. "Okay, okay. You like, got me. Spencer …. He asked me out on a date this Friday."
Luan gasps and hugs her. "Oh, I'm so proud of you Ruby, this must be your first date right?"
"Y-Yeah, it is. I'm like nervous but feeling somewhat confident" replied Ruby.
Luan puts her hand out to shake to Ruby. "Well then, from one girl who's been on more than one date, Congarts and good luck to ya."
Ruby shakes her hand. "Thanks Luan." But she gets a small shock. "What the?!"
Luan shows her the joy buzzer. "April fool's Ruby! Hahahaha! But still, good luck to ya."
Luan and Benny both laugh.
Ruby also chuckles at this. "At least you're not going overboard with your pranking now Luan."
Then the doors open. "Aright thespians! It is time to begin the rehearsal of Dancing on a rainy Michigan!"
But then she slips onto a banana peel and gets pied in the face. Ms. Bernardo sits up and licks it. "Oooh! Raspberry!"
The students laugh at this. "Got ya Ms. Bernardo!" said Luan.
Ms. Bernardo then chuckles. "I guess I walked into that one, still glad to hear you're toning down your pranks my dear, also this is what I like to see. Some positivity within us, so we may rehearse with smiles and confidence!"
They all continue to laugh. "And that's how I bake it!" said Luan. But then she gets covered in feathers and hit with a hidden cream pie for the ceiling.
They all gasp and chuckle a bit. A note falls onto Luan's head and she reads it. Luan smirks. "Jordan got me again. Clever girl, still how did she do this?"
(Cafeteria)
Luan and Benny sit next to each other at the cafeteria, they both see Ruby and Spencer talking to each other at another table.
The Theater club and the football jocks were smiling at this sight.
"Wow, those two really like each other" said Luan.
"And it all started with one prom night" said Benny.
Then Luan drinks her orange juice, but something was wrong. She notices it wasn't orange juice it was Leni's kelp smoothie. "And Jordan has done it again."
Leni then approaches them. "Hey Luan, I think we got the wrong drinks. This must be yours."
"Oh, so Jordan didn't switch our beverages?" asked Luan.
"No, she didn't" replied Leni as she takes her kelp smoothie and gives Luan her juice. Leni then goes back to her friends.
"You're really taking all these pranks aren't you Luan?" asked Benny.
"I have my good reasons to take em. And I am proud of how clever Jordan is, I just wanna know how the heck is she doing this stuff with such good timing" said Luan.
"Maybe you can ask her later after school" said Benny.
"Yeah, I guess your right" replied Luan. Luan then takes a bite from her fried chicken only to realize it was spicy.
Luan takes her juice and drinks it all. "Whoa! Did Lynn switch munches with me or something?"
"Well, in my eyes you are kinda bot, buy that lunch made you feel hot" joked Benny. Luan also chuckles and blushes.
Then she sees a note underneath hee tray. 'I hope you like it spicy.' Luan chuckles. "Jordan really knows what to do."
"Here, you can have some of my apple slices and caramel pie" said Benny.
"Thank Benny" replied Luan. But then they're both pied in the face from a hidden compartment underneath the table.
The others are shocked by this and chuckle. Lori, Leni and Luna laugh.
Benny and Luan wipe it off. "So, this prank was yours?" asked Benny.
"The pie trap was my prank to you, but I did not attach a second one for myself" replied Luan.
"Then I guess I got you good" chuckled Benny. They both laugh at the prank they both planned on each other.
(Skip, after school)
Luan and Benny go their separate ways after a small goodbye kiss. Luan gets into Vanzilla and once again she hears a farting sound. She sees she has sat down onto another whoopee cushion. "How in the world Jordan?"
Luna, Leni and Lori also enter Vanzilla and drive off. "So, how was the rest of your day Luan?" asked Lori.
"Yeah dude, any more pranks that you got from Jordan?" asked Luna.
Luan chuckles. "You can say I got pied, shocked and feathered all over. Though the feathers all look so familiar."
"Do tell" said Leni.
Luan tells them that when she went to open her locker she got a joy buzzer hit, at science class her chemical reaction exploded into feathers in front of her, when she entered the art classroom she was pied from a rope above, when she entered the girls restroom she was struck by a bucket of water and when she sat onto her chair at history class it was a whoopee cushion.
"Wow! Jordan is putting all the pranks on you" said Lori.
"And none of them are dangerous" said Leni.
Luan chuckles. "Well, I'm not making terrifying pranks, so I guess she's doing the same. Like a taste of my own medicine."
"So, the doctor of laughs got herself struck by the wrong prescriptions, nice!" said Luna.
Luan chuckles. "That's right, Doctor Luan has been taught by Nurse Jordan! But I need to ask her, how the heck did she do it."
"We'll get the answers when we pick up Linky and the others" replied Leni.
(Royal Woods Elementary)
Vanzilla arrives and they see Lincoln wiping off some whipped cream from his face. "Hey guys."
But it wasn't just him, they noticed all the other students were all cleaning off some of the whipped cream, and they see a hole in the wall of the school.
Jordan's friends are grossed out by this and are trying to wipe it off.
Principal Huggins, Sheryl and Mrs. Johnson are assessing the damage and yes they are also covered in whipped cream.
Coach Pokawski comes out of the school, but he slips and so does Nurse Patty.
Luna was shocked by this. "Bro! What the heck happened?"
"Did you guys got pranked by Luan?!" asked Lynn.
"This was not me, I swear" said Luan.
"She's right" they see Giggles using a hose on Zach. "This was not her."
Clyde is cleaning off his glasses, Rusty and Polly await getting hosed, so does Lucy and Rocky, Liam's pig is there and is cleaning him, Tabby is washing off the whipped cream from her hair and then they see Jordan wiping off the whipped cream off her skirt.
"Then what the heck happened here?" asked Leni.
Then they see a Tow truck, driven by Peter Harris, arrive and tow out a delivery truck out of the school.
"Whoa what?!" said Lori.
"That is still cool" said Lana, she then licks her arm. "And this is delicious!"
"So, can someone tell us what the heck just happened here?!" said Luna.
"As it turns out, a delivery truck crashed into the school. This delivery truck had a full tank of whipped cream and it blew up all over the classroom we were in and then it travelled through the hallways and into all the other rooms. The only place safe was the cafeteria" replied Jordan.
"How did it even crash?!" asked Lori.
"I might answer that one" said Lisa. She is covered in whipped cream and is being cleaned by Darcy. "Thank you Darcy."
"You're welcome" replied Darcy.
"Now, as class in my division was going on. I noticed the truck driving outside of the window, then I saw this out of control car passing by it and the truck swerved too hard and straight into the classroom of Lincoln and his friends, the rest is all silly history" replied Lisa.
"Whoa man, that is crazy!" said Lynn.
"Yeah it is, and now I have to get myself cleaned!" said Lola. "So thank you for making my day!" She goes into Vanzilla.
Peter pulls out the damaged delivery truck. "Turns out, that car that was out of control because the breaks were broken. The person behind the wheel was none other than good old Mr. Grouse!"
"What?!" yelled the Louds.
"I know, I'm as shocked as you are, he said he's gonna be paying for whatever damage he caused. Though the real people responsible are the ones who didn't fix the breaks right" replied Peter.
"Which is something I need to figure out" said Principal Huggins. "So as of now school will be postponed until Monday."
The kids all wanna cheer, if they weren't drenched in whipped cream.
"This is so much" said Mollie.
"I have to clean my hair three times now!" said Kat.
"I got whipped cream in places whipped cream should not be" said Zach.
"Gross man" replied Rusty.
Luna gets out and helps clean off the whipped cream from Lincoln. "You weren't hurt were you bro?"
"Not at all sis, I saw the truck coming and told everyone to run for it. No one got hurt, can't say much about the driver" said Lincoln. They all see the driver being carried away on a stretcher with a broken ankle and left arm.
"Thankfully, Lincoln got me over his shoulders and I barely got hit by this stuff" said Jordan.
"Sorry, protective boyfriend instincts" said Lincoln. Jordan kisses his cheek.
Luan then gets out of Vanzilla. "Jordan, I wanna say that you played me good today at school, you delivered prank after prank at me and I bow to you my good ma'am."
Jordan and Lincoln's friends gasp. She did prank Luan.
"Thank you Luan, now you're probably wondering how I did it" said Jordan.
"Well yeah, you timed all those pranks and I didn't see them coming. How did you do it?" asked Luan.
"Well, the bucket on your door with water that was left over yesterday when no one was looking" replied Jordan. "Everything else was thanks to these two."
Patriot and Valkyrie fly down and land onto her shoulders. "They have been following you all over the school in stealth, you didn't even see them coming. Have you noticed the feather traps?"
Luan grabs one of the feathers on her hair, and it matched Patriot Feathers. "Whoa! How did I not see that coming?!"
"They were both molting, and I knew this was the perfect opportunity to use them to prank you" said Jordan. "And that's how dangerous and smart and clever I can be."
Jordan's friends clapped slowly at her, same with Giggles and Zach. The others were kinda terrified of her now.
Lincoln is at a loss for words and looks between the two eagles and Jordan. "Wow!"
Luan chuckles. "That. Is. Brilliant! Having these two follow me and deliver what you planned! Pranking from a distance, something I used to do. Well done Jordan, well done."
Jordan smiles. "Thank you, now I have to get home now. Also, there will be no more pranks coming from me, we are now even Luan Loud." She then gives Lincoln a quick kiss and gets into her mom's van.
Jesse Rosato is shocked at this plan her daughter had.
They watch as the Rosato van drives off.
"Wow! She is good" said Lana.
"How did I not see this coming? She clearly is superior to me" said Lisa.
"Looks like blackmailing can't stop her, then I don't know what will" said Lola.
"I respect her skills and her cleverness" said Lucy.
"She just became an MVP at pranking now! Dang!" said Lynn.
"She is literally good" said Lori.
"I don't know if I should be scared or impressed" said Leni.
"Now that's what I call rocking it hard, nice one Jordan" said Luna.
Luan looks to Lincoln. "You sure know how to get the girl bro, now come on let's get the rest of you cleaned up back at home."
Lincoln smirks. "Let's hope she doesn't do this again next year."
They all get into Vanzilla and drive off home.
A/N: And that's how Jordan pranks Luan, and now Luan has toned down all of her April fool's pranks. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 3/15/20 – 3/16/20.