Chapter 183
(April 13th, Ketcham Park.)
Lincoln, Jordan, Luna, Sam, Simon, Stella, Liam and Tabby are both confused.
"So, what is this?" asked Lincoln.
"What am I looking at?" asked Jordan.
"Looks like some kind of random street art" said Simon.
"Is this supposed to be art?" asked Sam.
"Doesn't seem like art to me, more like street junk" said Luna.
"Maybe we're looking at it the wrong way" said Stella.
"At what way would that be?" asked Tabby.
"Kinda looks like the worst scarecrow ever, or maybe even better" said Liam.
They are all at the sidewalk looking at random piece of welded up junk.
What does it look like? A green barrel body, three brooms sticking out of the back, a long stick on its left with a pink rubber glove, on the right is a basketball with a smiley face, three legs made from the legs of a steel chair and three different left sneakers for feet.
"So, what is this again and why is it here?" asked Lincoln.
"You think this has something to do with that news from last night about some random person who's been leaving odd junk around town?" asked Jordan.
"Could be, I'm surprised the police haven't seen any of this yet" replied Simon.
Tabby spots a squad car. "And I think they just did."
The squad car arrives and coming out is the well-known cop, Officer Schoffner. "Oh for goodness sake, not again!"
"Again?" asked Luna. "What are you talking about officer dude?"
"This is the fourth one spotted. The first one was in front of the Middle School earlier, the second one was near Sunset Canyon and the third one was in front of the mall" replied Officer Schoffner.
"Did they all look like this?" asked Stella.
"No, the others were much odd compared to this one. Fake skeleton parts, doll heads, rubber boots, piled up used shirts, mop sticks, plungers and trash cans. Whoever is doing this is making things a lot of trouble for everyone, some preschoolers got scared by one of them, it looked like a monster to them" replied Officer Schoffner.
"The poor kids" said Sam with concern.
"Maybe we can give you guys some backup using the guys at the allied outpost" said Jordan.
"That does sound like a good idea" replied Officer Schoffner, then she looks up. "Is that one of them?"
They all look up and spot some kind of massive Airship. It seemed way bigger than the historical Hildenberg blimp, it has four bomb racks, multiple engine turbines and propellers, many anti-air and anti-surface guns, many operational rooms and balconies and a menacing face painted on the front and the symbol of the hammer and sickle of the USSR.
This made some of the people of town get concerned about it.
"What the heck is that thing?!" asked Sam.
"That is one big blimp" said Liam.
"And judging by those bombs on it, I think it's a warship of some sorts" said Stella.
Tabby looks to Lincoln, Jordan and Luna. "You three think it has something to do with your allied outpost out of town?"
"Not possible Tabby. We have never seen anything this wicked before, and that symbol has never appeared on any of the stuff there either" replied Luna.
"And here come the recon team" Jordan points to the Allied Apollo fighters flying around it.
Lincoln looks closely to the airship and he can see someone looking down at them. "I think I see someone on it, he must be the one running that airship."
"Should I tell Mayo Davis about this?" asked Officer Schoffner.
"Yes, tell her that it's not a threat and we have it all taken care of" replied Jordan.
Officer Schoffner heads into her squad car and takes off for Town Hall. The same time she leaves the same time an anchor drops and lands next to a tree in the park, another one near the pond, one more by the fountain and a final one destroys the weird art on the street.
"Well, that's dealt with" said Simon.
Then a steel roped ladder comes down and someone drops from the airship.
"What is he doing?" asked Jordan.
"Is he falling?" asked Sam.
"Does he even have a parachute on?!" asked Tabby.
"I don't even see a bungee cord on him dudes!" said Stella.
"He's coming closer!" yelled Simon.
"Incoming!" yelled Lincoln.
"Hit the deck fellas!" yelled Liam.
They all move out of the way and the guy from above lands smack dab onto the pavement face first, and no blood splatters.
They all look to him and are shocked. "What the what?!" yelled Luna.
They all approach the downed man, who isn't responding. "I-Is he … Is he dead?" asked Stella.
"Sure looks like it" replied Sam.
"I think I'm gonna be sick" said Simon.
Then the man's hand moves, and this startles them. He then sits up, cracks his neck and stands up. "Well, that was a good landing."
He then sees their shocked looks. "What? What's wrong?" The man looks around. "And where the heck is Voltorb?"
Lincoln and Simon know that name. "Did you say Voltorb?"
And something comes down from above and explodes onto the man, they all stayed clear of the blast.
The smoke disperses and they see the man is covered in black and on top of his head is a …. Pokemon?!
"Whoa what?!" yelled Lincoln and Simon.
"What's with that ball?" asked Tabby.
The ball then lands onto the ground and it looks at them and blinks.
"That ball is lookin' at us strangely" said Liam.
"It blinks! It blinked!" said Sam as she backs up next to Luna.
"Did that thing explode?!" asked Jordan.
"I think it did" said Stella.
The man shakes off the black char on him. "Sorry about that kids, Voltorb and I like to make an entrance, most of the time. My name is Boris Dimitri Ivanokovitch Eiderizinki, Boomer for short."
The man is around 23 years old, green shoulder length hair, small mustache and goatee, green shirt, brown pilot styled jacket, light brown pants and shoes. His jacket has the symbol of the same sickle and hammer as his airship.
"And you're not from this world?" asked Jordan.
"No I am not, I'm sure you guys know Hero Linc as you call him?" asked Boomer.
"We do, and we have seen some people you may have known" replied Luna.
"Cool" Boomer then looks up to his Airship. "Looks like I'm stuck here until Gyro musters up another freakin' portal, but I'm sure their reason to put me here is good. It is my birthday after all."
Lincoln and Jordan approach him. "Can you explain to us more about yourself?" asked Lincoln.
Boomer smiles. "Sure, let's go someplace more comfortable."
"But what about your airship dude?" asked Luna.
"No need to worry, that thing has a security system that will inform me if something is trying to get in, and even if they try no one can get in" replied Boomer.
"Okay then, let's go to our place" said Lincoln. Luna then grabs Lincoln and Jordan. "Can you excuse us for a bit?"
"Sure" replied Boomer.
Luna talks to Lincoln and Jordan not too far from the others. "Are you guys sure we can trust this dude? he doesn't seem like the nice guy type."
They look to him who is waving and smiling.
"Luna, he's gonna be stuck here and I think he seems okay. Not like that guy in the suit or that man with electricity, we can trust him" replied Lincoln.
"Plus, we have tons of things to ask of him. But we gotta make sure Lisa doesn't go too far with her curiosity" replied Jordan.
Luna sighs. "Okay, let's take him to our home." They then get back to the others and they see Simon and Stella patting the head of Voltorb.
"For an exploding ball, you seem alright" said Stella.
"Okay guys, let's get to our place" said Luna.
"Awesome" replied Boomer.
(The Loud House.)
They all head inside of the house, and they are confronted by the sisters.
"We saw that big blimp out there!" said Lola.
"What was that thing anyway?" asked Lana.
"Are you guys okay?" asked Leni.
"Was it from your outpost or something?" asked Luan.
"I like the face on it" said Lucy.
"Does it have something to do with that weird art that was in front of my school earlier?" asked Lynn Jr.
"What is literally happening?" asked Lori.
"Poo-poo" said Lily.
Lisa notices the other guest. "And I presume that man is responsible for the massive Airship."
"Yeah, he is, and we have a lot to talk about guys" replied Jordan.
They all head inside and take their seats in the living room.
They all look to Boomer, they did tell the loud sisters about his name and they were confused as to why he's named like that and what the heck is with the ball with eyes.
"So, Boomer who named you?" asked Lynn Jr.
Boomer swallows his cookie and drinks the milk. "My mom named me Boris, but during my time in the war I named myself Boomer."
"And you're from the world of Hero Linc?" asked Leni.
"Not exactly" replied Boomer.
"Care to clarify" said Lisa.
"Sure, Martin, myself and Victor we're from a world where we had a three way war. Allies, Soviets and the Empire of the Rising Sun and all it took was the assassination of Dr. Albert Einstein to start it" replied Boomer.
They all gasp and look to Lisa, whose left eye is twitching.
"So, his death was the change in the war?" asked Luna.
"Yup, massive airships, amphibious tanks, advanced aircraft, heavily armored war machines, transforming jets, trained war bears and dolphins and giant robots. The War of the Three powers was intense and also kind awesome! Though I was a part of the rebel Soviets who were against this war against the Allies. I joined side with Martin and Victor" replied Boomer.
"Wow! And you're like a commander?" asked Jordan.
"I am, I lead the almighty Kirov Airship fleet, the one you see out there is the Super Kirov Airship. Ten times bigger than a normal Kirov Airship and is armed with more than one hundred thousand and five hundred high explosive tesla bombs!" replied Boomer.
"Then how come the outpost doesn't have this tech stuff?" asked Lucy.
"I think it's because Martin made that order, also this town would be scared to see Soviet machines in the air and ground. Our weapons are scary" replied Boomer. He then ears another cookie.
Lisa then asks him another question. "How come Martin McKenzie hates me? Was it something my version there did?"
Boomer drinks his glass of milk. "Yeah, that may be so. During the No such luck fiasco involving the separation of Lincoln, Leni, Luna and Lily and handing them over to the Spellman's. Lisa in my world has restricted from doing any form of science and has all of her prizes and trophies removed, she's lucky she gets to keep her encyclopedias and her chalkboard."
Lisa was now scared, and so was the rest of the louds. But they were glad it never happened to them.
"The universities and science divisions that helped support the Lisa in my world have all been shut down and have been demoted to low ranking researchers or have their science accomplishments and jobs taken away" replied Boomer. "Martin has them all replaced with the brightest minds from FutureTech university and those guys have emotions and understandings about the world and the dimensions around them."
"Have they even fought anything that needed the help of others?" asked Lana.
"They did on some occasions, but it was only a few times when Lisa was needed to help hack into hostile territory, Lori is always there to help out with her lava powers and pretty much that's all I know from that" replied Boomer.
"So they're useful when needed? I guess that does sound fair" said Luna. "Does the Luna in that world still have some issues with herself?"
"Yeah, sort of" replied Boomer. "She got a hell of an honest siege from Hero Linc when she almost went evil, she was given a full chance to earn trust and forgiveness back from her little bro. But I think they're good now, they both share the same room and would take a one month sibling special bond moment."
"Wow, just like Luna and me. We're both roommates" said Lincoln.
Luna was thinking about what he said, the one month sibling bond thing. 'Maybe Lincoln and I should have one too.'
Simon then asks. "Are Pokemon real in your world?"
"Yes they are, under the authority of Arceus he let them stay in Royal Woods and Great Lake City, and everyone loves having the Pokemon around, peace and cooperation is bringing forth unity" replied Boomer.
"What kind of Pokemon does Hero Linc have?" asked Lincoln in excitement. The others, even Jordan have no clue what were they even saying,
"Well, I have a Voltorb, Linc's dad has a Garchomp, Hero Linc has an Absol, Jordan has a Lopunny, Linka has an Arcanine, Luna has a Loudred, Leni has Roserade, Lori has Larvesta, Luan has Mr. Mime now, Lucy has a Crobat, LJ has a Tyrogue, Lana has a Toxicroak, Lola has a Smoochum, Dana has a Glaceon, Becky has a Flareon, Carol has a Farfetch'd and Sam has a Pichu, oh I forgot. Ronnie Anne has a Dodrio now, Sid Chang has a Kabutops and Adelaide has a Poliwhirl" replied Boomer.
Lincoln and Simon both have stars in their eyes hearing all of that. "That is so cool!"
"We literally had no clue as to what you just said" said Lori.
"I'm sure Lincoln and Simon can tell us that one later" replied Stella.
"What about other heroes? Like Marvel and DC comics?" asked Lincoln.
"They exist, though I only met Thor and Doctor Strange. But that's all I know from that" replied Boomer.
"What about the rest of the louds there? Are they okay with what's been happening to them?" asked Leni.
"They're trying to keep themselves together. Lynn still blames herself for the separation of the family, Lori is trying her best to step up in being a big sister since she's going to FutureTech University and not Fairway" replied Boomer.
This made Lori gasp.
"Luan is minimizing all of her pranks, otherwise she will be sent back to the Crotus Penn Asylum" said Boomer.
"You all know what happened to Lisa, Lana and Lola are trying to be good sisters to each other and are also trying to get deal with not having a brother anymore and Lucy may have had it hard the most. She's now taking up the role of being the middle child and watching over the twins and Lisa, she's trying to be as good as Lincoln was, and Linc's proud of her for stepping up, she still does her surprise scares though" replied Boomer.
Hearing that made Lucy kinda shaken.
"And what about me?" asked Sam. Boomer stops eating and he can see how serious she was.
"Sam? You okay?" asked Luna.
"W-What happened to the Simon there?" asked Sam. This made Simon silent and all of them looked to her nervously.
Boomer was afraid she might ask that. "Kid, you might not like the answer."
Sam stands up with a lone tear on her face. "But I have to know!"
"Sis please! Stop!" said Simon. But then he's hugged by Sam. "I need to know, what happened to him?"
"Car accident" they look to Boomer. "I know little from Peter Sharp and Sam Sharp. But they lost a mother and a little brother in a car accident, they both didn't make it and both father and daughter had a long hard grieving process to go through, until they moved into Royal Woods and made new friends and met old ones."
Sam then sits back on the chair and sheds some tears, Simon goes to his sister and hugs her. "But, Sam is at peace now, she has a new little brother adopted into the family" replied Boomer.
Sam and Simon still hug each other, with Luna and Stella doing their best to comfort them.
Jordan decides to change the subject. "And how are Hero Linc and his Jordan doing?"
"Pretty fine, they're relationship is strong and their love for each other is just adorable at times. They go on dates, they hang out, make out and/or hang around with some friends. But when they both join the fight against evil they become an unstoppable duo, they get more improved when Hero Linc's twin sister gets involved" replied Boomer.
"And if you're wondering Leni, the Leni in my world is no longer ditzy. She's a smart teenager who has a kind heart and a good will and control over plant life, and she's in a relationship" replied Boomer.
"Really? With who?" asked Leni.
"Sorry kiddo, that's something I can't tell you" replied Boomer with a chuckle.
They were still at a loss for words with the things going on in that world, Lisa was worried to the fact there is a Lisa who has had it worse in life, but she should be happy to the known theory of dimensional portals and travels to other worlds.
Luan then remembers something. "So, it's your birthday today?"
"Yup, I'm sure they sent me here so they can get the party ready. I'm cool with it" replied Boomer.
"There are a lot of things you haven't told us yet huh mister?" asked Tabby.
Boomer then recalls what he may have missed. "Let's see, I'm the supreme commander of the Soviet air divisions, I'm a master of explosives, Lincoln and Linka both have dragon pets, There was this one time Hero Linc turned back into a four-year old, another time when Hero Linc and his sister Luna had their personalities split up from them, They almost died a few times on some interdimensional missions, Leon is a blood-sucking monster from the Philippines, I have an unstable mind, my body can withstand the blast of a nuclear bomb, my body doesn't have any blood and is instead replaced by some experimental radiation liquids pumping through my veins which disintegrated my heart and I'm turning 23 today."
They all looked to him jaws agape. Same with Sam and Simon.
Lincoln and Luna remained silent from some of the things he just said. 'Their personalities were split form them?!' But they were scared about the near death experiences they had there.
"What?!" yelled Stella. She was shocked to hear the name of her country.
"Now that was a mouthful" said Luan.
"I had no clue as to what the bloody hell you just said" said Tabby.
"What the heck is wrong with you?!" asked Jordan.
"This is literally not making sense anymore" said Lori.
"I think I'm gonna be sick" said Liam.
"Ugh! And I thought hearing Lisa say smart stuff was a head sore!" groaned Lynn Jr.
"My head hurts" said Leni.
"Could you repeat everything you just said? But slowly please" said Lucy.
"How are you even alive still?!" asked Lola.
"That sounds kinda messed up!" said Lana.
"What insane master mind made you who you are today?" asked Lisa.
Lily is just playing with her teddy and eating a cookie.
Boomer chuckles. "Those answers are for me to know and you guys to never find out" he then looks outside. He sees some energy forming in the air. "And it looks like it's time for me to be on my way."
Boomer gets up. "Louds, everyone thank you for having me here and thank you for the cookies." He then leaves a one thousand dollar bill on the table.
"Umm, what the heck are you doing?" asked Lynn Jr.
"Just being nice, rich as I am and demented as my mind" replied Boomer. They all follow him as he leaves the house with his Pokemon.
Boomer then turns around. "Oh, and if you guys wanna know what the rest of the Royal Defenders look like, I think there's a portrait within the allied outpost. But it could be within the Defense Bureau which only FutureTech can access."
They all remain silent. "Well, bye now" Boomer uses a grappling hook and it sticks onto the airship, he then reels it back and he grabs his Voltorb and they take off to the Airship.
They all just watch as his Airship disappears through a massive portal.
Jordan then looks to the dollar bill she grabbed from the table. It had a photo attached to it. "Guys, look!"
They all look at the picture and they see the full team of the Royal Defenders: Lincoln, Linka, Jordan, Luna, Leni, Lori, Sam and Peter, along with some other people.
"Whoa! That is some team" said Lynn Jr.
"Talk about superpowered play offs! Hahahaha! Get it?" joked Luan.
"Not funny sis" replied Lynn Jr.
"How each of them got their powers is still a head scratcher to me" said Lisa.
"I see Martin and Victor in there with them" said Stella.
"I literally look good in that suit, literally" said Lori.
"I make those plant clothes look stylish. Maybe I should try and make one similar to that" said Leni.
"I'm still a little confused with that Lincoln-girl version twin" said Stella.
"I like that tall wolf-looking lady" said Lana.
"Which one of them is Leon? I wanna know what kind of vampire he is" said Lucy.
"Don't they have any pink in their team?!" asked Lola.
"Winky! Winky!" cheered Lily.
"Dang, that cowboy does look like Peter Harris" said Liam.
"Looking hot in that unitard Luna! Dang!" said Tabby.
"Luna makes that unitard look cool! Hahaha! Get it? Because she has ice powers!" said Luan. They all groan from her pun.
Lincoln, Jordan, Luna and Sam look at the picture, this was their versions, their alternates and their other dimension hero selves.
Lincoln, Luna and Jordan have been through so much, and possibly so have their alternate selves.
They're hoping that one day they can all hang out and talk. But that's for another time. For they still had questions that need answers.
A/N: I thought this was a good thing to make, since it has to be tied with my other Chapter in Spells and Louds. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 3/25/20.