Episode 10: Grounded

Calvin snickered at his new trap.

Phase 1 of his trap: Buy 20 jars of honey from the grocery store.

Phase 2: Buy 2 boxes of tinker toys.

Phase 3: With the Transmogrifier Gun, turned a out of date magazine into a giant half straw.

Phase 4: Put the parts together.

Phase 5: Wait until Dad sits in his chair.

Phase 6: Pull the jumprope that will unleash the honey.

But when Dad got the honey stuck on him and his library book was ruined.

"Young man, your grounded!" He said after his shower

"Ummmmmmmmmmm. Hobbes did it!" Calvin said

Then he made a run for it.

"Come back here!"

When Dad finnaly caught him he said, "Young man, for a week, the only time you could out of your room is for meals and school for a week!"

"WHAT!"

"You heard me!"

Day one: Calvin ate snacks all day long

When Dad came home he saw Calvin gained six pounds, then sentCalvin to his room.

Day Two:

"C'mon Hobbes, we're going to escape this evil!"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Are we bringing tuna, because my emergency supplie ran out."

Calvin would never go without his best freind, so he decided not to go.

Day Three:

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Lemmem go! This is tyrrany! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH! I"M GONNA MISS 'THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINGING' DOWN AT THE THEATER! LEMME GO! I DONT WANNA BE IN MY ROOM!"

Mom triedd to ignore him by reading a magazine.

An ad popped up in front of her eyes.

THE GROUNDER! It said.

The Grounder looked like a video camera, except it had a consficator, a video camera to spy (no duh!), and a wake-up call system.

In the bottom it said, GROUNDING A KID HAS MADE IT TO THE 21ST CENTURY!

"Hmmmmmmmmm." Mom said.

Day Four:

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Calvin woke up with a start.

"What the freakin' heck was that?" Heasked to himself.

"HOBBES!" Calvin screamed

"iPods swimin in cheeseburgers... HUH? The iPod can only hold Toby Keith and Weird Al Yankovic! ... The cheeseburgers have pickles?" When Hobbes woke up and snapped back into reality "HUH! WHAT THE HECK! Oh, it's you, Calvin what that anooying beeping noise? Do you? Huh?"

"That's what I'm trying to find out, dipwad."

"Oh."

Then Calvin saw the Grounder.

"What... the... heck?" He said

The Grounder pooped to life.

"Room searh complete. Status: Messy." It said.

"C'mon Hobbes, lets destroy it."

They spent till ten in the morning destroy it.

Day Five:

"I still can't believe you don't wanna go out and escape."

"I TOLD YOU THAT MY EMERGENCY SUPPLY OF FISH HAS RAN OUT! GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT 'CAUSE I'M REALLY HUNGRY!"

"Gasp." Calvin said.

Day Six:

"Another day another dollar" Hobbes said at breakfast.

"Shut... up." Calvijn said angrily.

Day Seven:

I'm a private eye, Tracer Bullet. And I was forced to be imprisoned in my own office, a dame forced me in here, you see. And I was going to escape or so help.

"Calvin," Hobbes said "your doing it again."

I walked dow the stairwell escaping from my imprisonment.

"CALVIN!" Hobbes shouted "NO!"

Someone was calling me back up, a guard most likely, do people I'm some sort of idiot? That's for youto ask.

"CALVIN? I thought I told you to stay in your room!" Mom shouted.

The dame fvound me, I waited fro the handcuffs, and handcuffs I got alright.

"Told you not to do that." Hobbes said.

"Shut up." Calvin said.

Credits:

Calvin: Tom Kenny

Tracer Bullet: Bill Murray

Hobbes: Jim Carrey

Mom: Wanda Sykes

Sorry if this was to short it was the first one of this episode to come into my mind.