Episode 12: Calvin vs Moe
It was a cool November moring at Bill Porg Elementary.
A throw inside a mud puddle broke the I-Wonder-What-Are-We-Going-To-Do-Today silence.
"HA!HA!" Moe, the bully laughed.
"Why did you do that!" A kindergardener whined
"Because I wanted to." Moe replied in a evil voice.
"Now why did ou do that?" Cavin asked
"I told the kinderwimpener."
"Kinderwimpener isn't a word." Calvin said
Moe pushed Calvin in the mud with the kindergardener.
"YOU PUSHED TOWARD THE BRINK MOE!"
"Wow, I never had the courage to standup to him." The kinder said
"You have to get really annoyed by his bullying." Calvin said
"I'm annoyed."
"What's your name?" Calvinasked
"Joe."The kinder said
"Calvin."
After school, and when Joe told his mom, they went over to Calvinshouse.
Since Hobbes had the choice to show his true self to the people he choosed, he decided to show his trueself to Joe.
"Hobbes" He said to Joe
"Joe." Joe said to Hobbes.
Tommorow, before Calvin got bullied, he said "Moe, we are gonna have annaming fight."
"When?" He asked
"Recess."
"If I win, you stop bullyin' and if you winyou can give me a wedgie for the rest of the year."
At recess Calvin was ready with the names.
Then, Moe came.
"Begin!" Joe shouted
Calvin said "Poop Head."
Moe said "Barney Fan"
Calvin said "Dr. Zook" only an idiot would be... HEY!
Moe said "Tellitubie Lover"
Calvin ended it with "Barbie Lover"
The judges said Calvin won.
But the unfair part was that Moe still bullied others, which was mean (no freakin' duh!).
Credits:
Moe: Tom Hanks
Joe: Daniel Radicliffe
Calvin: Tom Keeny
Hobbes: Jim Carrey