Episode 13: Knowing Joe AND SEASON SUPRISE

"Hello Calvin and Hobbes fans out there." Calvin said

"Welcome to our season bonus, glad you could make it, sharp suit." Hobbes said

"Yeah, yeah." Calvin said.

"Well, for our second season there would be something different."

"But this season, we're going to do dares that people e-mailed us."

"OK." Hobbes said, "Our first one is from Bill in Idaho."

"Gee, Hobbes I wonder what he'll make us do!"

Dear C&H,

"Thats us." Hobbes said

Hobbes will carry Calvin around the studio on his back while Calvin would sing the 'My Little Pony' theme song in his underwear.

-Bill

"WHAT!?!" Calvin and Hobbes shouted.

"OK fine."

Calvin and Hobbes ran around the studio doing what Bill told them to.

"OK," Calvin said, "Who else will tourture us?"

"Mortimer from California." Hobbes said.

Dear Spikey Yellow-Hair Kid and Yellow-Orchre Dude,

In front of the whole audience, put yourself in a Barney costume and sing the 'I Love You' song, you know, the one that they sing when the show is over.

-Mortimer

P.S. Can you put it on the internet, my sister in college wants to see it to.

"Ugh." Hobbes said.

But as always they did what they were told.

"Who's next... WAIT! IT'LL JUST BE ANOTHER E-MAIL THAT'LL FORCE US TO EMBARASS OURSELVES IN FRONT OF THE WORLD! YOU KNW WHAT! SEASON BONUS IS OVER! DONE FOR! GONE! SO LONG SEASON BONUS! SEE YOU NEXT SEASON!" Calvin shouted.

"Thank you." Hobbes said.

"Yor welcome, now gimme twenty dollars."

"No."

Now here's the Calvin and Hobbes Show Episode: Knowing Joe

Calvin, Hobbes and Joe were sitting on the front porch, total looks of boredom on there faces.

"What do you want to do?" Joe asked.

"Well," Hobbes said. "We don't know you that well."

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm." Joe said.

"OK, I'll show you my place."

They walked over to Joe's house.

It was a regular suburban house, except for one difference.

Instead of a welcome mat, there was a foot elevator (the kind you step on, and then'll it'll take you somewhere.)

"Here goes nothing." Joe said

They stepted on the elevator.

It took them to a ordinary basement.

"Ohhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhh." Calvin said mockingly.

"Look over there." Joe said.

Calvin and Hobbes looked.

"Oh... my... gosh." Calvin said

"Joe," Hobbes said "You have a Xbox 360."

"Yeah," Joe said. "But look over there."

Calvin and Hobbes looked around.

"Joe," Calvin said, "The Wii and the PS3 aren't in stores yet, and a Blu-Ray cost one thousand dollars."

"I know." Joe said.

Calvin and Hobbes and Joe played Wii and PS3 games for several hours.

Hobbes put the pieces together while they were playing and said "If your so dang rich, why are you living in a suburban home instead of a mansion."

"Dunno," Joe said, "I geuss we don't want our faces on People magazine, do we now."

Calvin, Hobbes, and Joe laughed.

Now they knew a true side of there new freind, a side that will stay with him, and them, forever.