Chapter 214
(May 23. The Loud House. 5pm.)
Lincoln puts on some black jeans, orange shirt with a white skull, black boots with brown straps, black long sleeve jacket with the name Kid Rock at the back, fingerless gloves and his lovers necklace.
Luna puts on some black leggings with white belt straps, purple tank top with a violet skull on it, purple heeled boots with white belt straps, leather jacket with the name Kid Rock on the back, fingerless gloves and her signature paper clip earrings.
The two siblings look at each other and high five. "Kid Rock!" they both cheer.
"Tonight is gonna be so awesome sis!" said Lincoln in excitement. He grabs his phone and wallet.
Luna chuckles. "Heck yea it's gonna be awesome bro! You're first Kid Rock concert, my first Kid Rock concert, but most of all our first Kid Rock concert together! Big sis and little bro! Rockin' it out to the Digital Cowboy!"
"He's so cool! And he's done most of his epic songs on WWE! And they are awesome! The Devil without a cause!" said Lincoln.
Luna then hugs Lincoln and they both chuckle. "Look at ya bro! Rocking to this guy we both barely knew, and I'm supposed to know a lot of great rockstars and musicians!"
"Then I guess this is one rock star we're both glad we now know. Let's get going then sis" said Lincoln. They then break the hug.
"So, Jordan texted she's ready yet?" asked Luna.
"She hasn't texted me yet, what about the others?" asked Lincoln.
"Sam and Simon are locked and loaded and probably Stella as well" replied Luna.
They both leave the bedroom and head down the stairs. They then see the whole family in the living room watching TV, they then look to Lincoln and Luna.
"Whoa, look at you two! You guys kinda look like twins. Sorta" said Lynn Junior.
"I know Lana and I are twins, but we don't wear the same things all the time" said Lola.
"Unless we're making lots of candy for Halloween!" replied Lana. Lana and Lola fist bump.
"Nice looks guys, totes match each other and makes you two really look like Rock n' Roll bonded sibs!" said Leni.
"Thanks guys, we're both stoked for tonight" said Luna.
"And Sam, Simon, Stella and Jordan are going in for the ride into the tombstone of the dead man!" cheered Lincoln.
Lucy is confused by this. "Why did you bring the name of the Undertaker into that?" It was then Lincoln and Luna realized, they didn't really tell them about the concert they're going to.
"Oh, I guess we didn't tell you about the concert" said Luna.
"Yeah, you guys never told us about that" said Luan.
"Is it SMOOCH?" asked Lori.
"KISS?" asked Leni.
"Mick Swagger?" asked Lynn Sr. He seemed happy for that one.
"Nope!" said Lincoln. He and Luna wink and turn around to show the names on the back of their jackets. "This guy!"
They look to the name. "Who the heck is Kid Rock?" asked Rita. "He sounds like a new comer to me."
Lincoln and Luna are shocked, but they know they don't know about him. "New comer? He's the Devil without a cause! Seven time platinum artist!" said Luna.
"He's performed for WWE at some of their events, including the Undertaker's return on an American bike style! He's the Digital Cowboy and does Rock, Rap and Country! He even performed for the tribute to the troops!" said Lincoln.
Lisa seems interested. "Perhaps I shall do my research to know about this Mr. Kid Rock and his accomplishments, judging from what you two have said he does sound successful."
"Songs for WWE? Which ones?" asked Lynn Jr.
"Well, I can't say the song the Undertaker used, it has a bad word in it" replied Lincoln nervously.
Rita, Lynn Sr and Lori are stunned hearing this. "What?"
"Don't worry dudes, we're smart enough not to use words like them here in the house" said Luna. "And Sam and I will be there to keep an eye on em."
They didn't seem quite okay with this kind of rock star, Lincoln and Jordan are 12. They know their growing up and they did recall when Luna punished the two of them for using words while they were venting during April after the boat trip incident, and they know that Lincoln and Jordan know when to keep their thoughts and words to themselves. Luna is gonna be there with them after all.
"Well, okay then. Just as long as there won't be any trouble" said Rita.
"We promise mom. Guardian's honor" said Luna as she crosses her heart. This kinda makes Lincoln chuckle.
"You guys said he's some kind of digital cowboy right? Does he do some cowboy step dancing on the floor?" asked Lynn Sr.
Lincoln and Luna know how much when it comes to their dad and mom with their weird and in a way odd cowboy romance stuff. "Umm, no he doesn't. Plus, I don't think it's a good idea to have you even tell him that. It could get awkward real fast" said Lincoln.
Lynn Sr is confused by this. "What? How can it get awkward? He's a cowboy kinda guy so it should be fine to tell him that right?"
Lisa sighs. "Father, might I remind you what Luna instructed during the Mick Swagger visit about using such British imitation."
"Yeah, what about it?" asked Lynn Sr.
Luna sighs. "Pops, imagine if it was the same thing. Only Kid Rock visits and he sees you and mom doing that dance you guys do and it gets weird and he walks out. The old times were good to work for you guys in your hay days, but this is the next gen for music and conversations and …. It might be kinda racist. He's not from Texas, he may have Wild West guy in his blood, but he's a Detroit man."
Lynn Sr was about to say something, but Rita stops him. "We understand. Go have fun kids, and try not to get into any trouble!"
"We will!" replied Lincoln and Luna. They both leave the house.
Lynn Jr then leaves and gest to her room. "Well, things got unexpected real fast. I'm gonna go and see what Margo is up to."
"I'll be in the vents" said Lucy. She crawls into a nearby vent.
"I should charge my phone" said Lori. "Same here" Leni follows.
"I should go and check on Izzy and El Diablo" said Lana as she heads up stairs.
"And I am going to brush my hair, I need some beauty sleep" said Lola as she follows her twin.
"I'm gonna go and see if I have any birthday gigs for next week. Gotta stay up to date!" said Luan as she heads upstairs.
Lisa also follows. "And I must begin my research on this Digital Cowboy and see how his songs are." Then Rita crosses her arms. "Do not worry, I will do my research and if one of his songs have something inappropriate within them then I will not listen to it." Lisa picks up Lily and they head upstairs.
Rita sighs and looks to her husband. "Something wrong Lynn?"
"What? Nothing, nothing." replied Lynn Sr. Then he sighs. "Okay, so you think our old generation is barely any much interest today?"
Rita also knows this. "Well, not everyone would do disco much or even listen to the karaoke you like. It would have to be grownups like us who were born during those times who know how to love them. The people of this generation are different and Luna is right, it could get awkward when we try and show them our stuff. IT might also be embarrassing and we could end up getting humiliated as well."
Lynn Sr. sighs, he decides to just accept it. "You think Grouse still listens to the stuff we like?" He says with joy.
Rita could tell this could end badly. "How about we think about how we're gonna go to the campus tour at Fairway instead of trying to bother Grouse instead?"
(Outside.)
Lincoln and Luna both get into her purple Ferrari. Lincoln sees Patriot on the roof and waves goodbye to him, the eagle sees this and also waves.
"You sure he can't come bro?" asked Luna.
"I'm sure, he and Valkyrie have their family to tend to. We got some friends and a concert to deal with! So let's punch it sis!" said Lincoln.
"You got it dude!" She steps on the pedal and they speed off to their first destination.
(Montage!)
Lincoln and Luna stop in front of the Sharp House and Simon and Sam get in.
They then go to the Gonzales house and pick up Stella.
And finally they pick up Jordan.
(End montage! Wow that was short, what were you guys expecting more?)
The Ferrari continues to drive to their destination. Let's see what their wearing for the concert.
Sam Sharp: White shirt with a glasses logo, black leather jacket with light blue streaks and Kid Rock's name in the back, the same hat as Kid Rock and same glasses, Black boots with blue belt straps, black knee ripped jeans and black bracelets.
Simon Sharp: Light green shirt with a glasses logo, black leather jacket with Kid Rock's name in the back, the same hat and glasses as Sam, Black boots with light green belt straps and blue knee ripped jeans.
Stella Gonzales: Grey shirt, black tank top jacket with Kid Rock's name in the back, black leggings and a red skirt and her signature shoes.
Jordan Rosato: Yellow shirt with a white skull, black tank top jacket with Kid Rock's name in the back, black leggings, her light blue skirt and her brown shoes.
Lincoln and Simon just look to their girlfriends with a love daze. Stella and Jordan giggle at this. "You boys alright?" they ask in unison.
"Yeah" the two boys reply in unison.
The two girls giggles and decide to snap them out of their trance by kissing them.
Luna and Sam chuckle seeing this from the rear view mirror. "Hey back there, no funny business" said Luna.
Sam chuckles. "Because that's Luan's thing."
They then break the kiss. Lincoln and Simon both are a bit dazed but regain their thoughts.
"Sorry about that guys. It's just you look so hot and pretty in that" said Lincoln.
"He's right. As if my lady couldn't get any cuter and gorgeous" said Simon.
Stella and Jordan giggles. "Oh boys don't make us blush too much!"
Simon and Lincoln chuckle and fist bump each other for making their girls feel comfortable and all romantic.
Luna and Sam snicker. "Wow, are we going to a Kid Rock Concert or a Boys-B-Boys concert?" asked Sam.
"Let's hope not, they may have some good songs when it matters. But the concert is just kinda sad and sappy" replied Luna.
"Agreed" they all reply.
(Royal Woods Mall.)
Luna parks her car at the parking lot and they all get out and head into the mall. "Alright guys!
We got the tickets and we are stoked for this!" said Luna.
"Yeah! Let's do this!" said Lincoln.
"Kid Rock Style baby!" said Simon.
"Our first concert as all four of us and our first Kid Rock concert!" said Sam.
"I did some research on his songs and they are so wicked cool!" said Jordan.
"Same! Though some of them have some cursing, but I'm cool with it!" said Stella.
"Lincoln?" They all turn around and see the McBride's Clyde, Howard and Harold.
"Hey guys, what are you guys doing here at night?" asked Lincoln.
"We were going to claim our package. It's for the kitties" replied Howard.
"Wouldn't wanna brag, but it's a new scratching post for them!" said Clyde.
"And what are you all doing here?" asked Harold. "And what are you all wearing?"
"We're going to a concert" replied Simon.
Clyde looks closely. "Well, sure doesn't look like SMOOCH. What kind of band?"
"Don't you mean who? It's the legendary man of Rap, Rock and Country Kid Rock!" yelled Luna.
"And we are so gonna rock it like we mean it!" said Sam.
Howard and Harold gasp. "You're all going to hi concert? Seriously?" said Harold.
"I honestly don't know the guy. Is he good?" asked Clyde.
"More than just good. He is awesome! And not just because most of his performances were in WWE, his songs are the reason he's a 7 time platinum artist!" said Lincoln.
"Gotta admit he's got style and the swag to show everyone why he's called that way" said Jordan.
"And it's our very first concert to see him live here in the Royal Woods mall!" said Stella.
Harold and Howard were concerned. "As much fun as that sounds for all of you, I don't think it's age proper" said Howard.
They all groan in annoyance. "Here we go again!" said Simon.
"Dudes, I appreciate babysitting the cats and handling the things they need because it's a normal issue. But this thing where you guys act all above and cautious is just so annoying" said Luna.
"Which explains why I seem to notice how on edge the cats are when they can't have a pickle as a snack. I guess they find it on the annoying level of 1" said Sam.
"The cats find this annoying too?" asked Stella and Jordan.
"Our cats do not think of that!" said Howard. "And we know all about this Kid Rock and his words in every concert, it is very inappropriate."
"Are you kids sure you six can't just go and see an opera or something with less cursing in it. There are four kids in your group who aren't ready for this" said Harold.
Lincoln sighs. "I've been watching pro wrestling, slight command of a small task force outside of Royal Woods, got myself hurt many times and pretty much into the rock and roll musical style Luna is in, so don't tell me about age restriction when I seem to have already bypassed it!"
They all remain silent from Lincoln's outburst. Some Kid Rock fans hear this and cheer for him.
Luna smiles. "Wow, rebellious as me. Sorta."
Harold and Howard gasp in shock. "Lincoln, what would your mother say about this?!"
"She knows they're here, and so does their dad. They allowed them to and they trust Luna to keep an eye on them" said Sam.
"Our parents also let us come to this concert" said Stella.
Clyde then intervenes. "Dad's stop! You guys have to stop acting like this, things change and I wanna adapt to it. But I know when I'll be ready to take the same teenage vision step Lincoln is when I feel like it, I don't want you going around and pinning all of your ridiculous rules on my friends and their family. They're not me and they never will be."
"Clyde honey, we're just doing what's right" said Harold.
"Well, it's not right to me!" said Clyde. "My friends, but mostly Lincoln are right. You guys are way into too much safety and even though we had this same problem when that exchange student came to the house, for some reason it doesn't get into your skulls! If this keeps up with you two giving off these rules, then I might lose my friends and end up living with you for the rest of my life! How the heck am I supposed to find that special someone?!"
The two McBride husbands were shocked at their child's outburst towards them. "But Clyde sweetie, what about Penelope?"
"We broke it off!" said Clyde. "We realized it wasn't meant to be, and she was acting like you two! And becoming so annoying even to my friends and I am so glad she's moving next school year!"
Lincoln, Jordan, Simon and Stella were impressed with Clyde standing up to his dad's. Luna and Sam never knew Clyde can be this authoritarian like.
"So please, just stop it! Stop doing this to me! To my friends and cats! Because I let them have a pickle, which they wanna eat because their cats!" said Clyde.
Howard and Harold didn't know what to do. They might get more than just these words if they start mentioning Dr. Lopez and recently she's been trying to get more vacations to get away from their constant calls about personal issues that can't solve on their own.
"Okay Clyde, we …. We'll try" said Howard as he lets a tear fall.
"And crying is not gonna guilt trip me. I learned that from an old pal" Clyde looks to Lincoln and they give each other a thumbs up.
Harold sighs. "Well, we should get to the car now. We won't be a bother to you kids as of now." They then take their leave with some people looking at them and shaking their heads with stern glares.
Clyde looks to Lincoln, Jordan, Simon, Stella, Luna and Sam. "Sorry about that guys."
"No need little dude. You stood up to your dad's in public!" said Sam.
"The whole town will be relieved to hear about this" said Stella.
"At this point there's gonna be a lot of people standing up to them for all their complaints and annoying suggestions" said Simon.
"You took charge Like a Boss McBride!" said Luna. "Guess you've got some Incredible thoughts to make the right words!"
"A lot of our friends might hear about this" said Jordan.
Lincoln shakes his hand. "Good job buddy, you did good and I'm sure Dr. Lopez would be proud too."
Clyde smiles. "Thanks guys. Well, I should get going. You guys have fun at you're concert!" They all wave goodbye as Clyde heads back to his dad's and they head home. He stood up to them and he's gonna make sure they don't intervene with whatever his friends or what Lincoln does.
They then walk their way to the concert hall. "Our sister's won't believe this" said Luna.
"Lisa will be guessing she knew about when Clyde would snap and act like a boss" said Lincoln.
They then hand over their tickets and go through the doors.
They are now in the same arena where SMOOCH performed, but in the middle of the stage is the sign of the now arriving rock star.
Lincoln, Luna, Sam, Simon, Stella and Jordan are able to get to the front without crowd surfing and the whole arena turns dark. The audience starts to cheer.
"This is it!" yelled Sam.
Then they hear a voice saying. "Are you scared?"
Child voices: He's here (Bell toll.)
And the lights turn on and Kid Rock is on stage and performs his song "American Bad Ass."
This is a concert they will rock to for more to come.
A/N: And Rock it like Kid Rock with this one when you feel like it! And I am glad I decided to add some Clyde becoming more than just a kid into this. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 5/5/20.