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Chapter 2-1

The search

Marth: NEXT!

Roy: What are you doing?

Marth: I'm trying to hire a new narrator.

Roy: Can I watch?

Marth: Sure.

Narrator #5078903456726353829028: Last time, on the short adventure, our hero's walked bravely in the mall, in search of food to replenish there awesome hunger, a guard got in their way, but the brave Roy quickly slayed the guard, but unfortunately, his fate was in the food court. And then..

Roy: Stop! Marth, I like him, what about you?

Marth: Me too. What's your name dude?

Narrator #really long number: Bob.

Marth: Thumbs up from me and Roy, what about you Simon?

Simon: Horrible, I mean my great grandmother could narrate better than. I mean that was gag-me-with-a-spoon nasty.

Bob: But I tried my very best! Why are you even in this fic? I mean nobody likes you on that show, so what; did your manager fire you for telling him he was a horrible person?

(Starts walking towards the judge stand) I mean nobody likes you. Roy let me borrow this for a sec.

Roy: Sure. (Gives Bob sword)

Bob: Take this you Moron! (Slices his head off, getting blood all over, showing a little cockroach in a power ranger robot seat thing.)

Bug: I'll get you all one day.

Bob: But unfortunately the evil bug was cut short by a big foot crushing him.

Marth: YOU ARE SO HIRED!

Chapter 2-2

Roy and a monkey

"AHHH! Another day, another grease barn full of lard to work with." Roy let out. Roy opened his food stand rather happy. He was beginning to enjoy his new job for the first time. Roy walked into the kitchen and fired up the grill and started to make orders.

When Roy was stoked with all 19 value meals, he decided to open the gate.

But when he did, something horrible had been set loose. Something so evil, so vile, so utterly fat and disgusting, that the only words that could describe this creature would have to be OMFG!

"OMFG!" the red head let out with a girlish scream. "It's the fat lard from the bad TV show "All in the Family", SALLY STRUTHERS!

Fat lard Sally Struthers let out a "Me.. want … FOOD! Little man get me food! I take all of food in restaurant. Me hungy!

"OK Sally, here you go, here is all the food in the cart. That'll be 900 dollars.

Sally reached into her purse, and got out a 1,000,000 dollar bill.

"You.. Keep… Change… little man."

Later on Roy's break…

"Sara! I'm going on break!" Roy yelled to the blonde person in the back or just to make it fun, it's Link.

Roy! I never agreed to this! Link yelled out. Roy? Roy! Get your big non-singing ass back here! Roy?

Roy walked down the corridor of the giant mall. There were stores like Goths-R-Us and Toy topic, and there was even a store for carrots. He went to Malden's books and looked in the singing books. He bought the book "How to sing to a monkey" and left. He started reading when a monkey popped out of his book. Roy was like FREE MONKEY YAY! And so he and the monkey walked back to The Potato Palace when Roy started into a song: MYYYYYYYYYYYY BOLAGNA HAS A FIRST NAME! But then, the monkey helped Roy and continued. IT'S O-S-C-A-R! IT ALSO HAS A SECONED NAME THAT'S M-A-Y-E-R (Continue with rest of song by yourself because the author is too lazy to write the rest because he is eating chicken and potatoes and gravy with chocolate cake. Mmmmmm, chocolate cake. Slobber slobber.) At the end of the day, Roy and his monkey Mr. Bubbles went home to show Marth. But not Link, because he is Sally right now.

Marth! Lookey what I bought! Roy called.

Marth ran into the room really fast and said, "A Brain?"

"No silly, I got a monkey!

Oh. Marth said

Later,

"It seams that all, the things you see, is violence and movies and sex on TV,"

"But where are all those family values,

In which we used to rely!

Luckily there's a family guy! Family and values partly inter balu all the things that make us

Laugh and Cry! He's A Family guyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Roy and Mr. Bubbles sang (with the incorrect words)

It shows Chris in his room and all of a sudden his closet bursts open with no evil monkey! Then, in the real world, Mr. Bubbles was sucked up into the TV and was in the closet.

Roy was so upset, he just cried. He cried and cried, until "Sally" came home. And then he just sat there and ate potato chips until Link stole them.

End of chapter

Well, I better say this, so nobody gets mad. I don't own any thing are anybody.

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