Cool! I think people like this story! Here is Chapter 3
Chapter 3-1
OMG! They killed Simon! Hurray!
Bob: I am a hero!
Marth: Yes you are, would you like to start us off?
Bob: Sure! Ahem…
In our last adventure, the 3 heroes finally pick 1 narrator. And the narrator kills the evil Simon, who was actually a cockroach! What will happen today?
Link: OUCHIS! Marth, I got a paper cut!
Bob: Bum, bum, bum!
Marth: So?
Roy: Why is all the printer paper gone?
Marth: Link, let me see where you got it.
Link shows Marth where it hurts, while Roy is searching hi and low for the printer paper, until to his surprise he found them.
Roy: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! All of our printer paper are shaped like spuds! And they are covered in drool! This reminds me of a song. I LEFT MY CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD, AND I LOST MY RECIPE, SO I CANT BAKE IT EVER AGAIN!
Marth: SHUT UP ROY! DON"T MAKE ME-
Roy: Oops I did it again! I played with my toys, got lost in the game. Ooo baby baby,
Marth: Time for you to go to time out mister!
Roy: Meanie! (Goes to chair in the corner that says bad boy.)
Marth: Link the paper cut is on your tongue! So you are the printer paper culprit.
Link: Maybe!
(Dr. Evil music comes on.)
End of chapter
Chapter 3-2
Roy's Birthday
Today was a special day in the psycho ward (a.k.a swordsman wing) in fact, the whole mansion was in a quarrel.
Take cover! The plumbers screamed as the day approached. Today was Roy's birthday, and for some reason Roy's birthday always meant that something bad was going to happen. Like a bad omen or something.
Everyone was helping decorate the smash mansion. Here where the rolls:
Kitchen crew: Mr. G&W, Zelda, and Peach.
Ribbon hangers: Pichu, Young link, Shiek
Bodyguards: DK, Bowser
Drunk (Oops, lets try something more kid oriented) Ahem, sugar high people doing the lampshade-on-head-getting-in-the-way-dance: Nana, Popo, Ness
Gift rappers: Falco, pikachu, Mewtwo
And everybody else, (Except Marth Roy and Link) were buying gifts, because they were playing video games when everybody else was out buying their gifts. See kids, if you are not responsible for your own actions you will not get anything accomplished in your life, but Bob the narrator could care less if you are responsible or not because I don't even know half of you. And now, Bob the narrator has to tune in to the Quahog special, "What Really Grinds My Gears"
Meanwhile…
"Marth, Link, it's my birthday! I want to do what I want to do, not walk around the pizza place arcade with no quarters. And this sucks that I have to pay for the pizza!" Roy complained.
"Well, since Zelda found out that I was using her credit card, she got pissed, and now she uses an ATM. But let me tell you a secret. I stole spud-boy's credit card so you can go into the arcade and PLAY the games, not LOOK at them." Marth said.
"Hey guys! I am going to go to the arcade, want to come Roy?" Link said.
"Sure" Roy said.
Roy shoved a 50 dollar bill in the change machine, and it was just spitting out quarters. Link ran in fear because one hit his ankle and he started to cry like a chick seeing Titanic for the first time.
"Ok, so you have 90999 cheese pizzas, 10000000 orders of the Buffalo wings with extra sauce, and 1234567890123456789123456789123456789012323455657858568868687687 orders of potato pizza Extreme. That will be 1 trillion dollars.
Later…
"O.K, does everybody have everything ready?" Mario said.
Mario went to each station, picking up lampshades, and checking off things on a paper.
The list looked like this:
List of apocalypse, I mean Roy's Birthday
Cakes and pastries, (Check)
At least 1 present from all of us (Check)
Clean mansion (Check)
Gifts rapped (Check)
Roy's straightjacket for quick use (Check)
Balloons and decorations (Check)
Piñata shaped like Brittney Spears head (Check)
Any random and yet strangely familiar prophecy of the world ending with some sort of pun or punch line devoted to Roy with squirrels, gophers and a block of cheese used as a tribute in order to have a purple bunny say "Hi Lady!" in a funny, yet creepy way that has a name called Forbidden Discovery of the human brain and a Twinkie pie by the weird girl on that box that has yummy pastries that give Kirby gas at four in the morning so he can get constipated in a way that has no specific meaning what so what so ever to the prophecy and Phil the nickel has the only say in why he is a piece of metal that sticks to the earth because of the force of gravity that is a pain in the butt for aliens that do exist on the planet pukerfotimota. (Check)
And anything else that has no specific meaning to the word "Monkey poo" (Check)
As everybody finished decorating, the three swordsmen walked in the door to see the decorations. Roy screeched like a little girl when he saw the tremendous stack of presents by the big giant poster of Michael Jackson. (Kirby is a huge fan)
As the smashers ate the pizza, Link was starting in on his pizza, when Kirby came by and sucked up all of Link's pizza. Kirby turned into a big spud. Link cried like a little girl being called fat for the first time. But then he cheered up because he saw that his pink friend was turned into a spud.
After cake, Roy started into his presents.
Here's a list and Roy's thoughts:
Mario: a 1000 dollar gift certificate to the olive garden. "Thanks, just another gross food that I will never eat"
Luigi: A hydro powered moped that can hover. "Cool! Luigi is now in the "cool club" for life!"
(Luigi was trying to be the best)
Peach: A purple sock? (Don't ask) "She is so blonde! She could at least put a smiley and eyes so I could chase Link around with it."
Bowser: toenail clippings? And a shredded up card? "EWWWWW!"
Dr. Mario: Flintstones chewable vitamins for big kids. "My favorite!"
Yoshi: A fruit tree that never runs out of fruit. "Ehh"
DK: a banana cream pie. "Yummy!"
Nana: A big sweater that said "If I throw a stick will you leave?" "Cool! It's warm!
Popo: Matching earmuffs "Cool!"
Marth: A book that was named "Am I an idiot?" "That's mean! But he's my best friend, so it's okay!
Link: A potato "He will probably want that back."
Kirby: Fire Emblem and the sacred stones "He just wants to taunt me because I am not in it. But it really is an awesome game. Thanks!"
Zelda: A shiny golden rupee. "At this rate, this is worth 2 dollars!"
Shiek: Assassin kit "Cool… it comes with needles and lock picks, and things to pop jigglypuff with!"
Gannondorf: The dark spell book of purple power. "I really don't need this…"
Pikachu: an electric ball "Cool, a round tazer!"
Pichu: a pokeball with a dragonair in it. "Dragonairs are awesome!"
Mewtwo: Shadow ball vitamin "I like it!"
Fox: airwing "Cool! A flying ship"
Falco: Falco illusion vitamin. "Where do they get power vitamins?"
Captain falcon: A kitten named truffle shuffle "Does that movie "the goonies" ever exist?"
Y link: A purse "Ha ha very funny munchkin, just wait till your birthday! Stink bunnies galore!"
Jigglypuff: Karaoke machine "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Goodie goodie goodie! Jigglypuff is my best friend"
Mr.G&W: paper "Eh"
Ness: the complete guide of pk attacks, plus power vitamins. "I will be invincible!"
That sums up the list. After everybody was in bed, for some strange reason crudbunnies and poo-dogs were raining.
Happy birthday Roy
End of chapter
Ok, if I skipped anybody on the list of presents, say it in the review, and I will change it. Laterz people!
This chapter may not be my best, but I have no more ideas, so help me out peoples!