Hi guys! I'm kinda ill, so I am trying to do an update with all off my chapters. R&R!
Chapter 4-1
The case of the lost cookie/hamster
A/N: For this chapter, Bob will not be mentioned; he is just a regular narrator. Sorry! (
As the summer ended, and the leaves fell from the trees, and Truffle Shuffle had searched every nook and cranie of the mansion, Roy sat in his room with all his new presents neatly put away. He was messing around with his lock pick he got from Shiek, he got an evil idea.
"I'm so bored! I wish I had something to do." The Demon Cough Cough I mean Roy thought as he "Mysteriously" grabbed Link's dairy and started picking it. Finally, he got it open.
"Dear Diary
October 20, 2005
Today was a fine day. I had a dream about ponies, and lollipops, and rainbows and girls with blue eyes. Hopefully, I will marry her, and become princess- I mean PRINCE of all the land.
Love you!
Link"
Roy was rolling on the floor laughing. He flipped to a more recent date.
"Dear Diary
November 3, 2005
I am getting a hamster today! I am naming him "Potato"
Love You
Link"
Roy closed the diary, and said "Link's getting a cookie? I want a cookie!" Roy said.
Later…
As the day progressed, Link arrived, and excitedly said "I got a HAMSTER!" Roy ran up to Link and grabbed the cage, opened the cage door, and let the "cookie" go. "Run, be free nice cookie!" Roy shouted. TO BE CONTINUED!
End of chapter
Chapter 4-2
Return of the scary-ish halloweenie
Roy smiled as he opened his vampire costume. He quickly changed into it and went around the mansion trying to scare people.
"Bleh! I have come to suck your blood!" Roy said to Mewtwo.
"Why would a magician want to suck my blood?" Mewtwo asked.
"I'm not a magician! I'm a vampire! You naughty… floating, evil kitty thing!" Roy argued
"Sure ya aren't
Prove it!
I'm psychic
Well what am I thinking about now?
You are in a cookie and you are eating a cheese block?
Yeah, that was fu-Hey!
Later
As Roy gloomily walked to the kitchen, he ran into Link, who was wearing a giant spud.
"Hi Roy! Are you a magician?"
Roy glared at Link, and pulled out the purple sock, and scared Link to death.
"No, not JumJum the evil purple sock sent from hell to scare us with his evil purple ray of purpleing purpleness doom! Purple!" Link ran like a little girl.
Roy sadly walked through the mansion, while people mistaking him for a vampire. He watched as Jigglypuff popped on a yellow candle that Kirby "Mysteriously" Put while pushing Jigglypuff towards the candle.
Roy started to thirst for a liquid so sinister, and so vile that only a monkey could call "poo poo head" had him going and slowly he became evil.
"I want LEMONAID!" the citrus craving vampire (or maybe he's a magician?) cried.
Roy went back to the kitchen, opened the refreshment fridge, and grabbed the really-big-lemonade-carton-that-could-squish-Bowser-Mega Bowser-Master hand-and-crazy hand-on-the-left and drank…
And drank…
And drank…
And drank…
And drank…
And drank…
And drank…
And drank…
And drank until the carton was empty. Then, he had a sudden craving for Sushi!
He went to the foreign fridge and pulled out a small box that was smaller than a Pichu-playing tiny mode-while-eating-a-poison-mushroom and gently opened the box and pulled out the Very tiny crowbar that was very small, smaller than a pebble eating a poison mushroom while sitting under a shrink ray about to be shrieked. And then Roy popped the tiny piece of squid in his mouth.
In other news, the huge gigantic carton of doom
Was somehow swallowed by a baby, and did not suffocate, but the paranoid parents sued the lemon aid company, thus prohibiting them from making the size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX large cartons.
But Roy went trick-or-treating with a feeling that was depressing. Until a little kid dressed as a ranch dressing bottle came up to Roy and said "Hey mister, I like your Vampire costume!"
Roy jumped 5 billion feet in the air and stole all the candy in the world from all the kids, and he had his "yearly supply".
And everybody lived happily ever after, until Jumjum destroyed the earth. Just kidding.
End of chapter
Sorry for all the stalling within this chapter, but here is something exciting!
College days, my most recent fic will continue!
And whoever gets this question right, will officially be my most loyal reader, and the reward? You get too officially "own" truffle shuffle
In the games "pokemon red and blue version", there is a super-glitch, not missingno, but more of something with a bigger proportion, what is the city called, how do you access it, and what happens in this city?
Big hint: the city is named "Glitch city"
Laterz!