Happy days peoples! Here is my next chapter! I'm soooo sorry this took long to update. Enjoy! And I am very sorry to say that The Story of Smash will not be on fanfiction anymore. For some reason, they banned it. But nonetheless, I will keep writing my stories, and maybe make a story like it. Thanks for all of your support.
Chapter 5-1
The case of the missing hamster/cookie part 2
"ROY! Why did you free my hamster?" Link said.
"Because, if I DID NOT let the cookie go, the army of cookies would come to life, eating the baker in the bakery, and come for you! Batteries sold separately." Roy had just said.
All of a sudden, the previously lost hamster/cookie had ran into Marth's room, and you heard a high-pitched-girly-scream-that-penitrated-the-earth's-atmosphere-and-all-the-bacon-fritters-and-cheese-monkeys-would-float-into-space-and-kill-all-the-losing-fat-fanatics-would-go-crazy-because-I-said-so.
"Thank you very much Bob!" Link said.
"You are welcome little boy!" Bob said.
Marth took the hamster/cookie and went into the living room and said, "If my mom said that cookies are made of potato chips, then you can't have it."
Marth freed the little creature, and it scurried off into a small hole.
Inside, the little hamster stood on a speech-giving podium and as he proudly said "Fellow cookies, we of the chocolate chip clan have decided to take our yummy goodness to the surface world. Now who is the big cookie in the back row?"
The oversized "cookie" let out a MEOW! And killed many other cookies with one swing of her mighty paw.
Back on the "surface world"…
"Hey Roy, what happened to Truffle Shuffle?" Marth asked.
"Last time I saw her, she was digging in YOUR room for her bone." Roy said
"But cats don't eat bones, dog's do." Marth said
Roy put his hand over Marth's face and drug him to the mysteriously dark, unlit part of the room.
2 be continued!
Chapter 5-2
Love, potatoes, and the creepy feeling of cannibalism
As Christmas came and gone, and the new year sneaked up on the smashers, our young swordsmen were sitting around the house, doing absolutely nothing.
Marth was lying on the couch, reading a book, and Roy was trying to figure out how to eat an orange.
"Marth! You said trying new things would be fun, but if I eat this orange, it tastes like a bitter cookie that tastes like a bitter bitter apple that's bitter! BITTER!" Roy complained.
"Whatever." Marth muttered.
"Marth, you are such a bookworm, why do you read so much?" Roy said trying to bear the bitter taste of the orange.
That's when the book caught Roy's attention.
"The Zombie Survival Guide?" I thought that you thought those things were…stupid." Roy said.
Then, Marth's eyes grew big, and he hid his book up his shirt.
"Uh, this is nothing……., OK! I bought this because Jigglypuff tried to bite me and tried to bite bob the narrator. This is Serious! With a capital S!"
"Gasp! With a capital S!"
"Yes it's that obvious!"
"Well that's nice, but I've got to go to work, Link you coming?" Roy shouted.
Later…
As the mall filled with people, Roy was being… well let's just say he wasn't being the smart person.
"Why… cant.. I…get…the…worm!" Roy shouted as he was putting his left finger in his right fist as he tried to grab the "worm" with his left hand.
"Whatever, maybe you should take a candle and…" Link started until something caught his eye. A girl with blonde hair with blue streaks stood at the counter staring into space.
Link walked up to the girl and asked, "Um, excuse me what is your name you pretty little…uhh, pretty little thing!"
The girls turned around and shout "FiSh StICkS! Hi my name is Xysti. I have a rare disorder called shoutoutrandomfoodneoclisisfoo! I have to shout out random food. Hey, I know you; you're that video game character BaNaNAs with that sword. Grapes!" Xysti said.
"Why yes that is me!" Link shouted.
Later…
As link flirted with the psychotic food-yelling weirdo, the food of the gods came on a great silver platter that had the "Little boy ranch dressing company" and under it, it had its logo: where we can tell if you are a magician or a vampire. Now, in cheese flavor!
"So you like potatoes too huh!" Link said as he saw Xysti swallow the potato platter in one bite.
"She is the perfect woman!" Link thought.
Just then, the TV popped up with the latest commercial.
"DOO U LUV SUPR POWRS? DOO U LIK PURPL PLOMS? EF U ORDR NOUW U WIL GEAT A DISCUNT OV 99 DOLURS OF THU LALALALALALALA PWN U!"
"Well that was stupid" Link said.
Just then, Link looked over his shoulder, and there was Xysti, dead on the floor.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo cough cough OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Link yelled.
To be continued!