What's up people? I can't believe that this is the one year anniversary of this fic! Man I wish I updated sooner. Ah well… Here is the next chapter.
Chapter 6-1
Zombies are among us…
It was another day in the smash mansion. Summer came and went, and Halloween was approaching.
"So Roy, what are you going to be this year? A magician or a vampire?" Marth joked.
"For your information, I'm going bagging this year." Roy insisted.
"Ha! Good luck! The last time I checked you lost your last matches againsed the weakest fighters with the weakest weapons."
Flashback…
Roy: That's it puffball! You've made me mad for the last time!
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!
Roy: Attack!
Roy ran at Jigglypuff with full force but was stopped when Puffy threw a fan at him.
Roy: ROUGHHHHHHHHH…Ping!
End flashback…
"So! At least I GO trick-or-treating!" Roy said pointing at himself.
"You stupid dee-dee-dee, You're 23, you're supposed to be at Halloween parties!" Marth argued.
"Well, I like candy, and stealing from little kids, so just go suck on a piece of porcupine hairs stained with carrots of purple jumjum puke!" Roy said while storming off.
Marth sighed.
End of Chapter 6-1
Chapter 6-2
Links love part 2!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Link yelled.
"What happened? Did you drop your potato again?" Roy asked.
"SHE'S DEAD YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!" Link screamed.
"Shut up Link, before I get in trouble! I like my job! Don't worry, Xysti just fainted, she's still breathing." Roy said.
All of a sudden Xysti got up and yelled "BaCoN FaRtARdEd RoadKiLl!
Link let out a sigh of relief.
Later…
"So Xysti, this is our wing of the smash mansion." Link said.
"Uhh, Link, I was wondering, if I could kinda live here. I really don't have a place to MaShEd BroCcLi! Stay." Xysti asked.
"Well we do have a bunch of unused rooms, but there is one rule, you have to be gifted in a power, it can't be avoided no matter how many monkeys you have spanked with a garden whistle." Link said sadly.
"Oh that's no problem. I am actually a mage from a place called Rauston Court." Xysti said.
She did that weird dance from Fire emblem, and she casted a fire spell.
"Cool…" Link muttered
To be continued!
Sorry it took so long to update. I will try to make it funnier.
R&R!