Title: Glass Mirror
Author: Bunny Bubble
Rating: T
Pairing: Danny/Danny
Warning: yaoi, slash, wutever you call it. I have NO BETA so srry if any mistakes.
Disclaimer and Summary: First chap. Dun own DP. I own the Elite Eight, Crescent, Dawn, the plot, and other characters unseen in the series. If I did own DP reporters will be at my door for putting yaoi on TV in a kids show.
Oh, and I don't own FLYFF which is mentioned in this chap.
ARGH FANFICTION DOT NET HATES MY MICROSOFT WORD! #$ it's an old program, but every time i upload chaps on fanfic, i have to redo all the italics and bold! so, sorry if i miss anything xP
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Warning: this chapter is 95 chatspeak, as in a chatroom. . do not read if u dun like illerteratcy
Bunny: hi ya'll!
Sam: hi-hi-hiiiii (shivering)
Danny: hiii hii hii (also shivering)
Chaos: hello!
Tucker: hi..
Hurinia: hiii… (shivering a bit)
Bunny: o ya… here's the score table:
Bunny- 3 wins, 2 clothing taken off. Sam- 2 wins, 3 clothing taken off, Danny- 1 win, 8 clothing taken off, Chaos- 4 wins, 2 clothing taken off. Tucker-5 wins, 1 clothing taken off, Hurinia-10 wins, 4 clothing taken off. Bunny is still wearing stockings, jeans, and a fishnet corsett. Sam is wearing a light purple n black blouse and gym shorts, Danny is wearing only boxers (xD), Chaos is wearing baggy pants and a Tank top but no socks, Tucker has everything cept for his socks, and Hurinia is in a light blue blouse and her underwear.
Hurinia: yay I'm winning xD
Danny: ((pouts)) this game's no fun.. besides I'm cold…
Bunny: you should be. You're only in your boxers… you look so.. ((starts to drool at Danny's exposed skin…)) Uhhh I mean, you're losing, so that's why you think the game's no fun xD
Chaos: ((eyes glaze over and drools)) …
Hurinia: ((whacks Chaos in the back of the head with a frying pan))
Chaos: OW! Where'd you get te frying pan?
Hurinia: no where. ..
Bunny: err, anyway we shall continue!
Chapter 22: Chatroom Dilemas
Danny's PoV:
Can things get any worse? Really- I mean. Life sucks! First of all I had to wake so early in the morning for a weekend, second of all I think my parents are suspicious, third of all this random lady called Ellena Spirwoods claimed to be my neighbor out of nowhere, fourth of all, I'm stuck in a ghost-hunting center… hello? I'm a ghost! Half ghost, actually, but a ghost nevertheless. Fifth of all, Phantom is sending me DISTURBING mental images. Need I continue?
Thought not.
Jazz is reading another heavy tome by the name of "Hearts and Stars, Their History." Seriously, who would want to read a book like that? ((authoress: me me!)) Not meh. Anyway, I'm just sitting here, glancing around the main hall. Dad was still in the east wing feasting upon mountains of cookies and fudge, while mom was inspecting a generated ghost-proof plant, sort of like a venus flytrap. Oh, brilliant for me!
I'm just looking around the room: Mom, Jazz, plants, sofas, chairs, paintings, computers, lights, balloons… wait… computers? I mentally slapped myself for not doing the obvious sooner: CHAT ONLINE!
Someone's excited, Phantom noted.
NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT, I blushed, slowly making my way towards the computer. It was open, and free to use. I took a seat and went onto his email.
I didn't mean it like that, but if you insist… Phantom smirked, sending me yet another mental image… omg… Phantom dressed in one of those playboy magaziene outfits…
PHANTOM! I mentally screamed, twitching at the temptations to faint or do something drastic to strangle my ghost half.
What? He said rather innocently, before retreating to the silent cornered depths of my mind.
Sighing, I saw that Tucker was online and went to IM him.
(I wuv Danneh-chan's screen name and I just had to put it in)
XxHalfTornxX: Hey Tucker you there?
It was about three minutes of boredom before Tucker finally answered.
T3chG33kTF: Ya, I'm playing video games until I lost and noticed that you were there. XxHalfTornxX: Oh gee dat's nice. Notice ur bffl after u lose a video game T3chG33kTF: ur point? XxHalfTornxX: nvm… T3chG33kTF: Anyway, there's this really cool game like that one we had stuk Technus in… it's called Flyff. ((A/N: I'm obsessed with Flyff! Http/flyff. it's so kewel! Again, my ign's GhostHuntress on Mia server))XxHalfTornxX: What does it do? Like, the point of the game.
T3chG33kTF: there is none. It's like, a MMORPG. I'm trying to beat the highest level. Imma level 18 assist right now..
XxHalfTornxX: Any cool moves?
T3chG33kTF: Tons. XD There's this one where you get to hit the enemy multiple timez, dere's dis one where you do some crazy jump-hit move.
XxHalfTornxX: Kewel. Sign me up.
T3chG33kTF: Do it yerself x) flyff.gpotato dot com, without the www
XxHalfTornxX: omg Tucker are you serious? This takes like, 45 minutes to download! And I'm not on my home computer.
T3chG33kTF: Tuff luk D and u sound lyke a girl sweet, lvl 19!
XxHalfTornxX: Tucker…. I do NOT sound like a girl T.T
GothixDrama has logged on.
GothixDrama has been added to the conversation.
T3chG33kTF: Hiya Sam.
GothixDrama: hey Tucker, hey Danny.
XxHalfTornxX: hey Sam. Wut's happenin?
GothixDrama: nut muchaz. Miss. Biambly went to pick her daughter up from her house to find it was in flamez. Den she went 2 ma houze and gaveh picked up the gurl. Im so happei I finally get some peaze and quiet.
T3chG33kTF: You at home rite?
GothixDrama: Ya, y?
T3chG33kTF: juz tellin' Danny bout how cool this game Flyff was. I'm lvl 19 :)
GothixDrama: n00bie… lol jkjk. I'mma lvl 52 acrobat T.T
T3chG33kTF: holy…. –censored-!
GothixDrama: wut do you think a gurl does all day, eh? Stare at her nails?
XxHalfTornxX: Ya.
GothixDrama: .. haha very funny Danny.
XxHalfTornxX: no seriously I did think so.
GothixDrama: -sigh- yet another reason why he's Clueless 1.
XxHalfTornxX: wutdayamean? I'm not clueless…
T3chG33kTF: o ya you are.
Ihuntghosts wants to join the conversation. Click accept or decline.
T3chG33kTF: who's ihuntghosts?
GothixDrama: ionno.
Ihuntghosts has been added to the conversation.
XxHalfTornxX: um who are you?
Ihuntghosts: XxHalfTornxX? GothixDrama? T3chG33kTF? Wait… I think I know you ppl
GothixDrama: do we know u?
Ihuntghosts: you go to Casper High.. right?
Okay, now I was freaked out. Here I am, talking to my two bffls, when all of a sudden this creepy person with a creppy username says they know us. Why am I getting a sense of an impending sense of doom?
Cuz ur an idiot, Phantom's voice said.
Gee that's nice, I rolled my eyes, who do you think this person is?
You're really clueless, aren't you? It's obvious who this person is. Phantom said in an all-knowing voice. I hated that tone… made me feel like I missed out on something. Anyway, if Phantom knew this person.. ghost.. person.. and allowed me to talk to him/her, then I suppose that this person was someone who I could talk to freely.
… don't call me clueless! I sighed, feeling Phantom observe me from the far depths of my mind. Geez.. why does everyone say I'm clueless anyway?
Cuz you are, Phantom smirked, before I ignored him and went back to the screen.
T3chG33kTF: omg u stalk us.
GothixDrama: u go 2 casper high 2?
Ihuntghosts: u can say dat
XxHalfTornxX: who r u?
Ihuntghosts: dat's not important
GothixDrama: ur freakin me out
T3chG33kTF: -nodds- you sound lyke dat guy from World of Warcraft who keeps on talking about prophecies.
Ihuntghosts: ur Tucker Foley aren't you?
T3chG33kTF: omg STALKER. Seriously ur scaring me who r u
Ihuntghosts: and im guessing GothixDrama is Sam Manson and XxHalfTornxX is Danny Fenton?
XxHalfTornxX: omg.. you DO STALK US
GothixDrama: Who r u?
XxHalfTornxX: omg… who's insane enuff to stalk us?
T3chG33kTF: Mr. Lancer? I saw him at da Stalkers Unite convention.
GothixDrama: you stalk?
Ihuntghosts: lol! Nah, he……wait.. back up. YOU STALK!
T3chG33kTF: uhhh. Nobody heard that, right?
XxHalfTornxX: T.T;;; Um, ihuntghosts, are you Mr. Lancer spying on us and trying to tell us that we should spend more time off the computer because we're failling English?
Ihuntghosts: no. ..;; ur really clueless aren't u?
XxHalfTornxX: #$! stop calling me clueless, ppl!
GothixDrama: ty, ihuntghosts, whoever you are. He's been clueless since day 1.
T3chG33kTF: so tru.
XxHalfTornxX: Argh dun call meh clueless.
Ihuntghosts: clueless. ;D
GothixDrama: ;)
T3chG33kTF: ;P
XxHalfTornxX: -blows up bookshelf-
GothixDrama: since when did you have a bookshelf? I thought Jazz took urs.
XxHalfTornxX: expression, ppl. Anyway, who r u, ihuntghosts?
Ihuntghosts: omg u 3 r totally clueless. B4 u ask, u know me well.
XxHalfTornxX: hmm someone I know well, who knows me, who stalks and spies on me… OMFG VLAD? VLAD IS THAT YOU!
GothixDrama: OMG UR VLAD? YOU EVIL PIECE OF CHEESE –throws chair at you-
T3chG33kTF: OMFDG –panic- VLAD! DON'T TALK LIKE YOU KNOW ME YOU….
T3chG33kTF: EVIL
T3chG33kTF: SADASTIc
T3chG33kTF: LONELY
T3chG33kTF: NEEDING
T3chG33kTF: A
T3chG33kTF: CAT
T3chG33kTF: HALF
XxHalfTornxX: TUCKER!#$#$
T3chG33kTF: srry .
Ihuntghosts: wtf? I'm not Vlad. Imma –censored- girl… T.T
T3chG33kTF: oh, then forget everything I said about you. Hi, my name's Tucker Foley, wanna hang out some time?
Ihuntghosts: … how bothersome -;; uhh, I'll pass.
T3chG33kTF: plzzzzzz?
Ihuntghosts: well… no.
T3chG33kTF: $#SD
XxHalfTornxX: ;P haha
GothixDrama: o.. srry then. –takes back chair I was goanna throw at you-
Ihuntghosts: ..;; anyway, I do know Vlad. Ur saying he needs a cat… is lonely, sadastic, and evil? Weird, he told me he was from a line of professional ghost hunters. And what is he half..?
GothixDrama: professional GHOST HUNTERS! Gurl ur messed up. da vlad were talking about is dis guy who lives in Wisconson.. so ya probably not da same guy.
T3chG33kTF: and he's not half anything. That just slipped when I was chatting on FlyFF about NOT wanting a dog being half collie and pitbull mix.
Ihuntghosts: o.O;; im talking about the Vlad who was over at Danny's house right before the massive ghost invasion a few weeks back.
XxHalfTornxX: omg that's the Vlad we're talking about. How did you..
XxHalfTornxX: wait..
XxHalfTornxX: VALERIE!
GothixDrama: o.O;; nvm –throws chair at you-
T3chG33kTF: VALERIE! ITS ONLY 3 YEARS TILL SENIOR PROM! Y WONT U SAY YES!
XxHalfTornxX: TUCKER! UR SCARING ME! U SOUND LIKE NATHAN
T3chG33kTF: o… srry xD
XxHalfTornxX: wait.. so u r Valerie?
Ihuntghosts: uhh. DUH! I'm not some anonymous person who drops on convos!
GothixDrama: now dat u mention it, ppl do dat a lot. Once there was sum ppl called AstarWanaB and SeashellWuv and something that dropped on our convos once and started to taunt us ;;
T3chG33kTF: ya.
XxHalfTornxX: dey sound familiar so..omg MORE STALKERS!
Ihuntghosts: … AstarWanaB is Dash and SeashellWuv is Star… you ppl hafta be some kinda idiots to not know dat. It's posted lyke.. all over the skool newspaper! Wut do u ppl do all day, play MMORPGS?
T3chG33kTF: yes. T.T
GothixDrama: apparently so.
XxHalfTornxX: yosh.
Ihuntghosts: ok its official. U ppl have no life.
GothixDrama: HEY!
T3chG33kTF: anyway, val, wut r u doing in our convo? I mean, usually me an danny n sam just talk 4 hours on bffl stuff and no off but ur not exactly our bffl yet. U mite be dannys, he mite like u, but not us. To us ur just an accquaintance.
GothixDrama: wow. Accquaintance? U r a geek ..;;
XxHalfTornxX: … wut do you mean I lyke her?
Ihuntghosts: ..;; I had a suspicion.
T3chG33kTF: wut?
Ihuntghosts: about the ghost kid.
GothixDrama: … wut about him?
Ihuntghosts: I haff dis book and it said hes half ghost.
Ihuntghosts: I wanna know if its tru and if u ppl know who he is.
Ihuntghosts: and b4 u say how should u ppl know, u ppl hang out wit him all da time.
Ihuntghosts: oh, and y isn't danny around whenever the ghost kid is around?
GothixDrama: that's.. an excellent question…
GothixDrama: I have no idea. Y would u belive a book? Really..
T3chG33kTF: yea..
T3chG33kTF: we hang out wit him cuz hes kool and hes actually nice, contrair to some beliefs.. o-O and danny doesn't like to hang out wit the ghost kid because he thinks dat his parents will get suspicious or something.
GothixDrama: ya.
Ihuntghosts: o… but y do I feel like ur hiding something?
T3chG33kTF: we're not
GothixDrama: besides y would we?
Ihuntghosts: … well I have a hunch…
GothixDrama: wutever it is its probably not important
T3chG33kTF: ya wut she said.
Ihuntghosts: if u say so… danny r u there? ur not talking
GothixDrama: … danny?
T3chG33kTF: … you there?
Ihuntghosts: weird. Hes still on. Y he would be afk I dun know.
GothixDrama: uhhh maybe he has a good reason doesn't he?
T3chG33kTF: ya. He always has a good reason…
XxHalfTornxX: im bak guys srry I had a gho-
XxHalfTornxX: uh, hi Val… I was saying I had a problem.. something with Jazz bothering me.
GothixDrama: … ya… so we were just talking about wut u kould b doing…
XxHalfTornxX:
Ihuntghosts: danny ur still on, rite?
XxHalfTornxX: yea, y?
Ihuntghosts: … are you Danny Phantom?
End Chapter
Bunny: see that wasn't much of a cliffie. We all know that Val suspected anyway. ..;;
Tucker: I loose… o nvm I win XD Hurinia take something off.
Hurinia: argh… ((takes off bracelet))
Bunny: you have a bracelet? Since when?
Sam: o.O
Danny: O.o
Chaos: since now I guess?
Hurinia: ya? …
Bunny: anyway… Sam, deal again.
Sam: argh.. it's freezing…
Bunny: ;) that's becuz you loose too much
Sam: no, u ppl pick on me.
Danny: no u ppl pick on ME
Bunny: but that's because we're all adoring fans, Danny… I mean, that's because we think you're good enuff to.. be picked on?
Danny: T.T
Chaos: aw man, I lost again.
Sam: me out.
Hurinia: i… win? Nah, bad cards.
Bunny: I win! Yippie! Danny, take something off.
Danny: wHAT? Nooooo but all I have on are my boxers..
Bunny: exactly ;)
Danny: so ur telling me to…
Bunny: that's exactly wut I'm telling you.
Danny: ((stares at authoress as if she has two heads))
Bunny: what?
Danny: but.. but.. i.. well..
Bunny: well what?
Danny: I can't do that!
Bunny: who said? Can't, or wont?
Chaos: ooh I love how you use words against ppl D
Bunny: my specialty ;;
Sam: .. bunny, ur evil.
Bunny: why thankyou.
Hurinia: T.T
Tucker: T.T
Bunny: well? Strip already ((too persistent and hyper today for some strange reaon))
Danny: um… in front of all these ppl?
Bunny:… you don't hafta…
Danny: THANKYOU! .. err what's the catch?
Bunny: you hafta do whatever I say for two hours when everyone is asleep.
Danny: WHAT!
Bunny: or..
Danny: fine fine. ((pouts and puts clothes back on as Chaos said "no fair")) I'm watching TV…
Bunny: well.. now Danneh-chan's not playing, I state GAME OVER
Sam: so the point of the game was to see Danny strip?
Tucker: … ((runs to bathroom with a massive nosebleed))
Hurinia: … ((follows Tucker))
Chaos: pretty much xD
Bunny: ah well, time for the next activity! XD
Sam: which is…?
Bunny: pin the tail on the donkey!
Hurinia: .. wtf that's a little kid's game.
Bunny: … well.. ((puts a giant donkey head on top of Sam's head))
Sam: HEY I CANT SEE ANYTHING
Bunny: there we go ;)
Tucker: review or end up … like Sam?
Bunny: yup D