Chapter 257
(Somewhere outside of Royal Woods.)
Lincoln slowly opens his eyes and he looks around. He notices Jordan is leaning onto him and then he sees Patriot and Valkyrie asleep in the backseat in their nest, but their chucks are gone. Lincoln the notices a blanket in Jordan's arms and in it are Harrier, Artemis and Freya fast asleep.
Lincoln smiles and then recalls the party they all had, and how crazy it was. The best early birthday party Carol has ever got, though she still has to celebrate one with her parents when they get back home.
"Hey bro, sleep well?" Lincoln looks to see Luna driving and smiling towards him. "You and little Rosato napped after we packed and drove off this morning dude."
Lincoln smirks and he places a kiss onto Jordan's cheek, which makes her smile and snuggle closer. "We must've had one wicked night during the party, what time did we hit the hay last night?"
Luna then looks ahead and follows Vanzilla. "We all went to snooze around past 12:30, though you and Jordan took it early and passed out around 12:15 along with the other little sibs, and with Simon and Stella and sure as heck we're not going to forget the courage you guys did to make the whole luau party a success."
Lincoln recalls something. "I forgot, what did happen last night Luna? It's all woozy up in the brain and I can't really remember." then he recalls. "I do remember drinking so much soda and eating some cake."
Luna smiles. "Happy to tell you bro, and brace yourself for one heck of a story dude."
(Flashback, last night or in other words yesterday.)
The night is young and ready the sun has set and everyone is there to have the best luau party there is, the whole party is located not too far from the hotel. All of the louds and with the Rosato's Sharps and they're teen friends see the whole place and how awesome it looks.
"Wow! Now this is what I call a Hawaiian style Luau!" said Jordan. The place is packed with food, of many varieties. The music is turned up to 11 and the guy on the Turn Table looks like someone from the Sadie Hawkins Dance. They see some Hula dancers and fire breathers and lastly are the games to enjoy.
"I'm sure we're bound to see more of this when we hit the actual Hawaiian shores soon" said Rick.
"And the similar party as well, this is so lively than last year's Luau" replied Jesse.
"I for one am going to try out the food!" said Lynn Sr. "I might get inspired to make some for the restaurant too!" He goes over to the table of food alongside his wife Rita.
"Well, well. Look whose back for another round." Lynn Jr chuckles and sees who was talking. "Hello Ryback!"
The Big guy chuckles. "You ready for another round to see who can win it? I wanna break the tie!"
Lynn Jr taps her belly. "I just went today and I think I got more room in here before I use it again!"
"Then let's see who can hold it in kid!" said Ryback with determination. "You! Me! And the Sea food buffet table!"
"Feed. Me. More!" said Lynn Jr. She and Ryback head on to the table to commence they're next eating contest round.
John Cena sighs and he follows them and removes his shirt revealing a referee uniform. "Well, here we go again." the other superstar's chuckle, they felt bad for John Cena. Sort of. Why is he they're referee anyway?
Lincoln and the others chuckle. "Something tells me we're gonna need more maintenance when we get back to the hotel" said Lana. "A lot of maintenance, usually for the bathroom."
Leni, Lori, Lola, Jackie, Mandee and Fiona hear this and they know what Lana means. "Gross."
Lucy then hears someone calling out. "How low can you go people?" She sees some people playing the limbo and they are all nailing it.
Lucy smiles. "I'll show them how low." She goes over and she bends her knees and goes low under the pole, making everyone gasp and have their minds blown. She then raises up and takes a bow as every cheers for her. "And that's how low I can go."
Lincoln and the others also clap, then he sees the manager Anthony wave at him and Lincoln and Jordan, along with Luna and Sam go towards him. "Are you kids ready for the big surprise for your friend?"
"We are sir, and we wanna make this the best early birthday she's got and thanks again for doing this sir" said Lincoln.
"It's the least I could do, plus it's nice of you guys to do this for the girl who got you all the one week trip here. So, let's get everything ready, and I am also surprised that Carol hasn't noticed that the color scheme of the whole place is her color scheme" replied Anthony.
They all see Carol enjoying some fun dance time alongside Dana, Becky and Teri. "Well, she is having fun and we should let her stay oblivious about everything, this is after all a surprise and no one else knows about this but us" replied Sam.
"I'm gonna go and check on the cake" said Anthony. "You kids go and have fun, and I'll signal you guys when the cake is ready." He then heads back to the hotel to check on the cake, Lincoln, Jordan, Sam and Luna go and have fun with the others.
Lincoln and Jordan see Lucy having fun starting the conga line and they also see Lisa enjoying the cocktail weenies along with Lana, though Lola is having lobster instead and Lori along with the others are just having fun with the other teens.
"Looks like everyone here is occupied and having some fun too" replied Jordan. She waves to Stella who is with Simon as they try the ice cream, then they regret it. Who would make tuna flavored ice cream?
Lincoln then notices. "I think someone is over doing it." They spot Lynn Jr and Ryback chowing down on lots of sea food, they finished the sardines and crabs and now chowing down on Yellow Fin Tuna Fillet, and they keep going as everyone cheers them and Luan is making a pun.
"Now this is a contest to "Sea!" and let's be sure this won't be too "Fishy!" Otherwise we'll be too "Chummy" to even "go shark" on this buffet! Hahahaha! Get it?"
Naomi and Trish Stratus have no clue what she just said. "Was that supposed to be funny?" asked Naomi.
Lincoln and Jordan continue to walk around and then they go over to help Simon and Stella who really shouldn't have eaten the salmon ice cream. But they have no idea four boys have snuck into the party.
"Okay boys, the plan is in motion and this is our time to make this summer our summer" said Roderick. "And look who's also here."
They spot Lori, Leni, Sam and Jordan. "Sweet, the ladies from before, and look boys. A bonus!" said Jerry. They also see Carol, Dana, Becky, Teri, Whitney, Fiona, Jackie, Mandee, Luna, Luan and Stella.
"Awesome! We got more ladies to score, this is going to be one awesome party" said Edison. "Let's go and show them how cool we are." But then he sees Lincoln and Jordan dancing. "That should be me with that cutie, not the old dude!"
"Let's get to it boys, let's get us some babes and make this summer ours for the taking!" said Chester, they all nod and split up. As they leave, they have no clue their little sister Angel also followed them.
Angel goes around and she sees the white-haired boy and she has stars in her eyes as she hugs the eagle plushie she has. 'Lincoln, its Lincoln Loud and he's here. I have to go and talk to him.' she's about to go towards him, but he's dragged off to join Jordan in tossing some rings onto the little duckies in the nearby pool.
'Dang it! I have to talk to Lincoln, he's so cool and so awesome!' Angel then walks past Leni, Leni notices the little girl.
"Weird, I think I've seen her before. But where?" she then bumps into someone.
"Well, I've seen you from today, nice to see you again hotty." Leni sees it was one of the Carson brothers. "Wanna hang out with someone your age now?"
Leni backs away. "Heck no! I am not hanging out with some kind of pervert like you! And aren't you supposed to be grounded or something?"
Jerry chuckles. "As if. Mom and Dad know we did no wrong and that we're the best boys they've ever got and I could be the best boyfriend you've ever had too. So, how about we talk someplace private huh?"
Leni then slaps him in the face. "Never in your sad, pathetic and dumb life! I am not the same kind of girl other's think, I am different now and a relationship is not on my agenda, so back off jerk!" Leni then walks off, leaving Jerry confused and angry.
Meanwhile Lori heads off to get some punch, but as she gets some punch someone stands next to her. "Hello senior beauty. How's my fave beach babe doing?"
Lori sees Rodrick and just looks to him in anger. "I literally lost my appetite."
Roderick then blocks her path. "If you ain't hungry for some sea food, how about some man meat huh? You and I can head back to where I'm staying and we can get, intimate or we can do it on the beach. You're choice hot stuff."
Lori sees what this idiot is doing, she knees him in the gut and then she stomps on his foot, punches him in the jaw and then kicks him between the legs making him go down and hold onto his tenders.
"I am not some random girl you can just get your hands on you sick perverted hooligan!" Lori then kicks him in the face and he falls flat onto the ground. Lori knows something is wrong, so she goes over to her friends.
Luna and Sam are both grooving to the beats, but then someone grabs Sam and dances with her, Sam sees who it is and backs away. "Dude, what the hell are you doing here?"
Chester smiles. "Come on blondie, how about you and me get groovy. I think we both got the moves to grove it tonight. So let's shake that thing babe!"
Luna then pushes him away. "She's with me you no good short sighted, half-minded, ego maniac loser! And she's my babe, not yours!"
Chester approaches them. "Two chicks loving each other? Well, alright. Now it's a party! How about we groove together and I can show you two what a real man feels like?"
Luna and Sam are disgusted by this guy and his perverted dance moves. They both punch him in the face, knee him between his legs and they stomp on his feet and then they grab both arms and then toss him over and he lands smack dab and face first to the ground.
"That was for being a perverted maniac!" Luna and Sam walk over his body, his brother Jerry sees this and helps him.
Luna and Sam realize what was going on. "We have to go and warn Lincoln and the others. Jordan could be next!"
"Then let's go" said Sam. They both head off into the crowd to look for Lincoln and Jordan.
Lincoln and Jordan are both having fun sitting by the bar and enjoying their drinks. "So, what do you think we're going to do if you're rents say we can stay at Great Lake City for the week?" asked Jordan.
"There's a lot we can do. For starters, I think we should help out at the Great Lake City Zoon" said Lincoln. "And then do some roller skating alongside Ronnie Anne and Sid, there are so much fun things we can do there."
Jordan smiles. "Our parents are going to have some fun when they make their trip to Hawaii, though we still have to talk about it. I wonder how Patriot and Valkyrie are doing back at the room."
"Oh, they're here." They see Patriot and Valkyrie fly down towards them and land onto their shoulders. "So, are the chicks doing fine?" asked Lincoln.
Patriot shows them the tablet and they see the live footage of the three eagle chicks sleeping soundly to the recorded song from Lincoln and Jordan, the very same one they used to help them sleep.
"Aww! They're so cute when they're asleep, just look at they're sweet eagle faces" said Jordan.
"Pfft. Why go for eagles when you can go for a kid who loves Hawks!" They see the kid who said it.
"You have got to be kidding me" said Lincoln. "What the heck are you doing here you dork?"
"Watch your mouth there dork! I'm here to get this cutie to hang with a real manly kid, not you!" said Edison. He then looks to Jordan. "Why not ditch the old kid and the birds and just come hang with me?" He tries to flex.
Jordan yawns. "This kid has no clue what he's getting into does he?"
"No, no he does not" replied Lincoln. He then looks around and sees the other three brothers in the area. "And it looks like he's not alone, well time to kick them out."
"Hah!" I'd like to see you try old man!" said Edison. "You can't take on all four of us loser!"
"That's Eagle champ to you fake tattoo kid." Lincoln looks to Patriot and nods, the eagle flies off with Valkyrie and they head to the lights and they redirect the spotlights onto the boys and everyone sees them, the four boys realize they have been caught and everyone sees them and are angry.
"Hey! You're the morons who harassed the girls!" yelled Rob Van Dam.
"What the hell?!" said Anthony. "What are you hooligans doing here?! That's it!" He pulls out his phone. "You're parents bare gonna wanna hear about this!"
"Boys! Scatter!" yelled Roderick. The boys start to run, but Edison looks to Jordan. "Not without my cutie!"
Lincoln then tackles Edison, he then picks him up from behind and launches him off with a suplex. Lincoln then kicks him in the knees and puts him in the figure four leg lock. "Ah! Make it stop! What the heck is this?!"
"I got you dude!" Jerry goes after Lincoln, but then he's hit in the face by a chair from Leni. Then Jackie and Mandee go over him and tie him up and they push him into John Cena. John Cena picks him up and send him down with an Attitude Adjustment!
"You can't do that to my brothers! Only I can!" Roderick runs after Leni, but Lori grabs his arm and twists it. She then puts him to the ground and she grabs his leg and twists it. She then picks him up and tosses Roderick to Ryback, the big guy catches him and yells. "Finnish it!" and he slams Roderick onto the ground with a Shell Shock!
Lincoln then breaks the hold and he grabs Edison and tosses him towards Jordan. Jordan then kicks him in the gut and delivers a Stone Cold Stunner and Edison is down for the count. Jordan stands tall. "Oh. Hell. Yeah!" She gets a clap from Steve Austin.
Chester then grabs Lincoln by the hair. "You little white-haired freak!" But then he gets attacked by the two eagles. "Get these vultures off of me!"
The eagles fly off and Chester is hit in the head by a chair from Luna. "That was for hurting my brother!" She then grabs Chester and tosses him towards Sam. Sam pins him to the ground and uses a Walls of Jericho submission maneuver.
Lincoln grabs Edison and tosses him to one of the curtains, Patriot and Valkyrie tie him up and then they drag the boy and the rest of the curtain and they grab Jerry and Roderick as well, Sam let's go of Chester. He gets up and also gets tangled.
Luna and Lincoln look to each other and nod, they grab the ends of the curtain from the eagles and they help tie them up. Jordan then comes in and they hand her the two ends of the long curtain and she makes sure it was in a nice bow, like the one she has. "Never mess with us, ever again!" She then punches all four boys in the face.
They all clap and cheer. "Nice job kids, and look who else is here." Anthony points and they see the parents and their older sister arrive.
"Boys!" they yelled at them, the four boys see their parents and their big sister. "I knew you four would never sleep so early!" said Jessica.
"You are in so much trouble!" said Loretta. "You boys just lost you allowance, driving privileges, video games, TV, mall trips and everything else fun for the rest of the summer!"
"We go on a nice stroll on the beach and then we get a call from this! What is wrong with you four?!" yelled Benjamin. He then looks to the crowd. "Everyone, I am so sorry for what my boys did."
Anthony walks towards them. "Good, because I want all of you off this beach and never come back, ever again!"
The Carson family is shocked by this. "What?! You can't do that!" yelled Roderick, but then he gets slapped by Jessica. They see their older sister with tears in her eyes.
"Shut up! Just shut up! Ugh! Why did we have to let uncle Derrick baby sit them?! He's a delusional maniac of an uncle!"
"Hey! Uncle Derrick is awesome! And he knows better!" said Edison. "He's the best uncle!"
"Which is why …. We're not letting you boys ever see him again, looks like its military school then, and also math camp" said Loretta.
"What?! No!" the boys try and protest, but then they get slapped again by their older sister. The louds are seeing just how intense this was getting, Lori was also shocked. She is one angry older sibling.
"I get three months off of college and this is what I get! Trouble from you four! You ruined everything for me!"
Benjamin and Loretta see how this was getting worse and the people all had their cellphones recording this, which means a lot of people will see this. "We should ….. We're gonna leave now."
Jessica goes over and drags her tied up brothers, all with tears in her eyes. "You idiots! You ruined my summer beach time!"
"Wait!" The Carson's looks back to see Lincoln. "Sir, ma'am. You're boys made this horrible, but you're daughter Jessica seems to prove she tried her best to be responsible and judging by what she just said, I know she is under stress and pressure from having to look after you're 4 sons and youngest daughter. I should know, I have ten sisters."
The loud sisters all chuckle at this, they know what he means. "But, please. I know you guys wanna take you're leave out of here, but you're daughter deserves this. She said she gets only three months off of college and that is an education system that is not easy to come by. So, let her stay."
The people are all touched by this, this kid fends off the boys who tried to ruin everything, but then he gives the oldest among them what she deserves. "Because the one thing I see, I see a hard working woman who has been through hell, just like me. I am the middle child and I may not be the very oldest in the family, but it is not easy to handle the chaos of a chaotic family, and from what's your boys did, they do a whole lot of chaos."
Benjamin and Loretta look to each other and smile, they then look to Lincoln. "Very well then, I guess Jessica deserves her own alone time of summer here and we should be taking these boys back home" said Benjamin.
Jessica looks to all of them. "What? Really?" The parent's nods, she then sees the manager smiling. "You can come and stay at the hotel Miss Carson."
Jessica looks to Lincoln and then she hugs him. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much!"
Lincoln chuckles and hugs her back, they then break the hug. "We responsible siblings have to stick together and keep things in line."
Jessica chuckles. "You know it." they both fist bump each other. The rest of the louds and the others go over and Jessica is now chatting with the teens.
The Carson parents go over to the family and look to Lincoln. "Thanks for that talk, you are one heck of a kid" said Benjamin. "And there are not that many boys like you who can stand up and talk some sense and also show emotion."
"Your family is lucky to have a kid like you. Thank you for doing got Jessica" said Loretta.
Lincoln smiles. "No problem Mr. and Mrs. Carson, it was the right thing to do. The names Lincoln, Lincoln Loud." Standing behind and next to him are the rest of his family and friends.
"You gotta be kidding me!" yelled Edison. "What the hell is going on?!"
"This can't be happening!" yelled Roderick. "This is supposed to be our summer! Our summer!" But then they're kicked with sand on the face by their little sister Angel.
"Would you boys shut it?! Don't make things worse as it is!" She then goes over to Lincoln. "Hi, can I …. Can I have your autograph?" But deep down she's thinking. 'And a lock of your hair too?!'
Lincoln smirks. "Sure thing kid." He grabs her eagle plushie and he signs it and hands it back. "Nice to see the youngest stand up to her big brothers too, gotta keep them in line and show them you're no push over."
"Y-Yeah, right." She then gets dragged away by her mom and her dad drags the boys away. They then head back to the beach house to pack their things, but leaving Jessica's things so she may enjoy her stay.
"This isn't over kid! We will come for you! And we will have those babes!" yelled Chester.
"We're gonna make you pay kid! No one messes with the Carson brother's! Nobody!" yelled Jerry.
"I will make you pay for this! You'll see! You'll see!" yelled Edison. Roderick just growls and watches as the group head back to the party and with their sister, who knows has a new little brother figure within Lincoln Loud.
Angel on the other hand looks back and looks to Lincoln, with heart eyes. 'Lincoln, Lincoln Loud. Lincoln and Angel. I will see you again, and we will be together Lincoln, I promise you that!' Angel then gets upset when she sees Lincoln pull Jordan close to him.
They return back to the party and enjoy themselves, then Lincoln sees Anthony giving him the thumbs up. He then tells Jordan and Luna and Sam, it was time. They get on stage and get ready.
"Alright everyone." They all see Anthony on stage. "We have had one hell of a night, but for everyone it has been a hell of a week here at the Aloha Beach Resort and Hotel, I thank you louds, Rosato's, Sharps ad your teen friends for coming and making this week interesting for all of us."
Everyone claps for them. "And now, to say thank you to the one person who brought them here. But why say thank you, when we can say this instead."
Patriot and Valkyrie redirect the spotlight to Luna, Sam, Lincoln and Jordan on stage with their instruments. Then the clock strikes midnight, which means it was July 5! "Happy Birthday Carol"
They then see the hotel employees pushing the extremely large chocolate and velvet cake in the shape of the hotel itself, and the band starts to sing Happy Birthday and soon so do the others.
Carol covers her mouth and has tears. "What?" the cake gets in front of her and she looks to everyone and smiles. "Thank you guys, this is awesome!"
She then blows out her 19 candles and everyone cheers. "Happy Birthday!" This was a birthday she will never forget.
(End Flashback.)
Lincoln smiles. "Well, I guess that's one night we all won't forget."
Luna smiles. "Yeah, and once we all get back home. We can all unpack later, we're all in need of some good sleep. Also, do you recall what else you got from Jessica?"
"No, what?" asked Lincoln.
"Look in your pocket bro" said Luna. "It was all Jordan's idea, again."
Lincoln looks into his pocket and he sees many photos and he turns red. "Dang you my love, you always wanna see me a nervous mess." They were photos of Lincoln getting a cheek kiss from each of the teenage girls and even from the two WWE Women Superstars and from Jessica Carson, and that photo has her number signed on the back with the words.
"To the most responsible kid I have ever met, talk to me whenever."
Lincoln chuckles, he then kisses Jordan on the cheek and he closes his eyes. 'Looks like things are turning out awesome for us this summer and I can't wait for more.'
The vehicle convoy nears Royal Woods and they are now being accompanied by an allied escort service. Welcome home to Royal Woods guys, welcome home.
A/N: And that puts a bow onto Carol's Birthday. I hope you all liked this, and there might be some epic comebacks from some mean boys and an 11 year old girl with a crush. Come next chapter, we say Happy B-Day to a certain someone older in the loud family, better yet amongst the loud siblings. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 6/22/20 – 6/23/20.