Chapter 261
(The Loud House.)
Lincoln watches as his little sister Lana races off on her Go-Kart, he then stops his stopwatch and looks at it. "New speed time, good job Lana!"
With him is his mom, Lily, Luna, Leni, Lynn Jr, Mr. Grouse and Lisa. "Hmm, her speed is as accurate as it is precise and her G-Kart does not need any more requirements to adjust to the ever changing environment of the track. This will be good for her, and I am surprised we were able to use the very same track that will be used for the Royal Woods Go-Kart Grand Prix."
"You can thank Miguel for that one" replied Leni. "His uncle runs this place and is a totes big fan of Lincoln and Jordan." They see the manager on the watch tower wave at them.
"At least the guy is sticking to the strict rules for the Go-Kart Grand Prix" replied Lincoln. "We don't want the race to be in our favor, it should be fair for the others as well."
"Even so, with this sweet, sweet Go-Kart Lana has, there is no way Lana can lose and with you riding with her it'll be a snap!" said Lynn Jr. "Those other racers will eat you're dusts!"
Mr. Grouse chuckles. "I could only guess you'll be goin all out in cheering for them right?"
"Heck yeah I am!" said Lynn Jr. Then they see Lana and her Go-Kart Loud Lightning Shocker make it back to the starting line. "Hey Lana! You ready to ace it tomorrow?"
Lana takes her helmet off. "Heck yes I am, but I know I gotta be fair and wish the other racers good luck. We're bound to see some fair competition."
"That is something that cannot be justified" replied Lisa.
"Whoa dude, what's with the low blow emotions there Lisa?" asked Luna. They all look to her confused.
"Well, earlier when we arrived I noticed four races were leaving the place with their Go-Karts and I took a good look and noticed that their Go-Karts were not made by hand, I have seen them at the Royal Woods Mall and they are the most expensive on the line" said Lisa.
Rita gasps. "That would mean they bought they're Go-Karts?"
"It would seem so" replied Lisa. "They did not even bother to read the flier, which also says that they have to make their own Go-Kart. Meaning, that by the time they reach the finish line and think they won. They will be automatically disqualified from the race and therefore they lost their prize of spending one whole day with Bobbie Fletcher."
They all go jaws dropped hearing that. "Wow! So we got this win already?" asked Lynn Jr. "Man that was fast, though a race would be cool though."
"What the heck is wrong with kids these days?" said Mr. Grouse. "Why don't they just make their own Go-Kart's like Lana here? Those kids put shame in Go-Kart Racing!"
"Calm down Mr. Grouse, they'll see their mistake tomorrow when they think they've won." Lincoln then has an idea. "And I think I know what to do tomorrow Lana."
Lana also realizes it. "Oh, let them win and then come in last and let them see they were the ones in the wrong and we were in the right. I got you on that one big brother."
Lincoln chuckles. "You catch up quick kid." The others also smile and agree to this plan.
"I am so going to like, record the whole thing. Even though there will be cameras and it'll be live all over Royal Woods and all" replied Leni.
"Give them a race and toy with them till they know what they did!" said Lynn. "Nice thinking you two, no wonder why Lana chose Lincoln. The Man-with-the-Plan is back again baby!"
"Cool plan bro and sis" said Luna. "Make those blokes see what kind of dorks they are just buying some fancy Go-Kart."
"We did buy Lola's toy car, doesn't that also count?" asked Rita.
"Mom, Lola's car is a toy and Lana modified it" replied Lincoln. "That's pretty much handmade if you ask me." Just then he gets a text. "Huh, it's from Jordan."
"Lincoln! Come meet me and Stella, Simon, Jenny, Liam and Tabby at Ketcham Park ASAP!"
Luna also sees the text. "Who bro, that looks kinda urge."
"Yeah." Lincoln looks to his little sister. "Lana, I have to go and meet up with my friends."
"No problem Lincoln" replied Lana. "You've spent the past three days helping me prepare and make the Go-Kart we need for the big race, I think you deserve a break from all of this. Go and meet up with your friends, also when it comes to Jordan then it has to be urgent and you have to go."
Lincoln kneels down and he hugs Lana. "Thanks Lana, and I'll see you guys later when we're done with whatever Jordan is doing. Also, do not push too hard on the breaks and take her easy on the stick, she might break off."
Lana chuckles. "Yes Sir, Mr. Crew chief." They all chuckle at that and how Lincoln was acting.
Lincoln chuckles and he breaks the hug and looks to Luna. "Let's go and see what's going on sis." Lincoln and Luna head back to her Purple Ferrari and they drive off.
Meanwhile, Lana goes for another lap, but then they are confronted by news reporter Katherine Mulligan. "Excuse me Lana Loud, we are here to do some early interviews for tomorrows Royal Grand Prix Go-Kart Race, anything to say to the camera before tomorrow begins?"
Lana looks to the camera, and though she would love to tell of the racers who got the mistake with their Go-Karts, she decided not to. "One thing I gotta say is, Lincoln and I are gonna race in to be the winners tomorrow!"
The rest of the louds and Mr. Grouse also cheer. "She is one heck of a Go-Kart Racer to all you youngin's out there, and none of you can be as great as Lana and her ride the Loud Lightning Shocker!"
"Get ready to eat their dust tomorrow dorks!" cheered Lynn. "Woohoo!" Rita then does her best to calm down her kids and get things under control, this just makes Katherine Mulligan and her camera man chuckle. A family who's all the way into supporting each other.
(Ketcham Park.)
Lincoln and Luna drive around and they see Jordan and the others wave at them. "Wow. They look desperate" said Lincoln.
Luna pulls over, the she opens the passenger door and gets in and sits next to Lincoln and the others go to the back seats. "Guys, what the heck is going on here?" asked Lincoln.
"No time!" said Jordan. "Now follow these coordinates and keep driving!" She hands Luna the paper and she sees the map and where to go.
"Okay then." She drives away from the park and they head off elsewhere. "Can someone tell me what the heck is going on here dudes?"
"Just drive Luna, you and Lincoln will be in for a heck of a shocker" said Tabby. This wasn't making any sense to Lincoln and Luna at all. They wanna know, what the hell is going on and why are they going to these coordinates anyway?
(Rich Sector near the outskirts of Royal Woods.)
Luna's Purple Ferrari stops and they see the large fancy house, but the house is all too familiar to Lincoln and Luna and they know from a certain kidnapping incident that made the Allied Outpost. "Umm, can someone tell me why we're here at the house of that crazy old guy who's dead?" asked Luna.
Lincoln then realizes. "Does this have something to do with the new people moving here?"
Jordan speaks up. "Yes, yes it does. Now look at the mailbox over there." Lincoln and Luna look to the Mailbox and they see the last name, they also spot the black fancy Lamborghini as well.
"Éclair." Lincoln and Luna are confused. "Now why does that name sound familiar?" asked Lincoln. "Like I know who it is."
"Well then, let's go and say hello to them." Stella, Simon, Liam, Tabby and Jenny get out of the car and they head to the house, Lincoln and Lun are confused and they Jordan get out.
"Come on guys, come one!" Jordan goes over and catches up with the others.
Lincoln and Luna have no clue what's going on. "Well, might as well see what all the fuss is about bro." Luna gets out of the car and so does Lincoln. Patriot and Valkyrie aren't with them, they're both tending to their chicks.
Jordan and the others are now at the door and looking at it. "You guys ready?" Liam, Tabby, Stella, Simon and Jenny nod with excitement.
She then looks to Lincoln and Luna. "You two ready?" Lincoln and Luna look to each other, then they look to Jordan and nod. Jordan then looks to the door. "Here we go." She rings the doorbell.
The door then opens and they see someone that Lincoln has known, someone he once had a crush on. "Christina?!" Luna is at a loss for words by this and looks to her brother who is confused.
Christina Éclair is suspired to see them. "What the heck are you guys doing here?"
"Welcome back to Royal Woods Christina!" they chant, except for Lincoln and Luna who are both confused and stunned.
"Welcome back girl, it's been a year since we last seen you and a shame the other gals aren't here to see you back, but I'm sure they'll be stoked when they come back from their summer vacations" replied Jenny.
Christina chuckles. "Well, it is nice to see all of you." She then see the white-haired boy. "And it's also nice to see you again too Lincoln Loud, and your big sister too. How are the rest of the family?"
"They're alright, Lana is currently trying out her Go-Kart that we all built and chances we could win it tomorrow" replied Lincoln.
"Right, the Royal Woods Go-Kart Grand Prix" replied Christina. "I am still kinda sorry that you and your family had to endure those two goons from Chandler, and I did also saw from social media about what you guys did at the Aloha Beach Resort and Hotel, that must've been one crazy week."
"You have no idea little dude" replied Luna.
"Anyway, come on in all of you." Christina opens the door wide enough to let them in and they look around the mansion. "I'm sure some of you have known about this house being the one that was once was Lord Tetherby's. Well, now my parents and I reside here and we have made great progress in making sure the renovations went according to plan."
"We did our research and the home that old rich fart used to live in was a family heirloom to that rich dork, but after what you guys did. It deserved to go down in flames, so we did the town a favor, bought the land and built something else better, it may have some stuff that look similar to the old mansion, but it's not. We just like the style, that's all."
They see how large the hallways were and the large living room and the wide staircase that leads to the second floor. "Currently my dad is upstairs in his study and my mom went out to meet with an old friend of hers. I was planning on going to the mall, but I guess catching up with some old company is nice too" replied Christina.
They all enter the living room and they see the fireplace and large TV, the three couches, and two arm chairs. "Wow! This is way more impressive than my house" said Jordan.
They all take a seat on the large couch. "Dan. This place makes me feel kinda small" said Liam.
"This place seems almost as fancy as the queen's home, or Churchill's home" replied Tabby.
"I feel like I'm in one of those rich people shows or something" replied Simon.
"I've seen rich houses in my country, and they're usually historic sights" replied Stella.
Lincoln then smiles as he sees everyone else happy, he even sees Jordan interacting with Christina. But something inside of him can tell this is something more than just coming by to say welcome back to the girl Lincoln once had a crush in the fifth grade.
"Jordan." Christina and Jordan stop talking and they look towards Lincoln, and so do the others. Luna also can tell something was up and Lincoln was getting suspicious.
"Jordan, why are we here and what is this really about?" asked Lincoln.
Jordan then steps off the couch and she goes over to sit on the other side of Lincoln, so that Christina was on one side of her boyfriend. "I want you two to make up and talk about things from the past. I know you two have this awkward situation and I wanna see if there's anything you two have to say."
They all go jaws dropped and remain silent, Luna on the other hand has her mind blown from this.
Christina looks to Lincoln and sighs. "I guess …. I guess I should apologize." Lincoln looks to her confused. "I should've known how much that contest meant to you and how you did your best to make up for the humiliating stuff you did to your sisters Lincoln. I know you felt like a total outcast from all of that and I'm sorry I didn't say my word and talked to the others. To be honest, what you said to apologize to your sisters' was really sweet. You really are a caring brother."
"Wow. Thanks, but there's no need for that Christina, it was all on me and I should have never posted that video of me making out with the picture of you. In fact, I didn't even know my sister had that footage and truth be told that wasn't the first time I made out with something" replied Lincoln.
Simon chuckles. "What? Did you make out and have a tea party with a doll that looked like Jordan?" Simon keeps chuckling but then they all see Lincoln red face and his silence. Simon then realizes. "Oh wow! I did not see that coming."
Christina then holds Lincoln's hand. "Lincoln, I don't want things to be awkward between us anymore and I know we're both changing out of the past and making way for the new. So, I want us to be friends, even with the rest of the crew who are elsewhere."
Lincoln smiles. "Yeah, I'd like that." Christina and Lincoln then hug it out, they then break the hug and shake hands. "Good to be friends with you Éclair."
Christina chuckles. "Good to be allies Loud." the others smile seeing this, they have a new friend in their crew and when their friends come back from their summer vacation, they're going to have their minds blown!
Then Jordan taps onto Lincoln's shoulder. Lincoln looks to his girlfriend. "I know your glad I brought you and Luna into this, and your welcome." They all chuckle. Then Jordan holds his hands. "Can you tell me where that doll that looks like me is? I wanna know if it does look like me."
They all laugh while Lincoln chuckles nervously. "Honestly, I don't know where it is anymore."
Jordan sighs. "Dang it. Well, at least you got the real deal instead of some little doll that looks like me, sure wish I could see how pretty it is."
They all share a few laughs. "Come on guys, I think there's some left over brownies and cake from yesterday when my parents and I were celebrating our return to town." They all follow Christina to the kitchen to e joy some food and a few talk time.
(Juvenile Hall, somewhere in San Andreas.)
Th whole place is riled up with a lot of juvenile delinquents who all have done some bad things, but there is one boy in his cell who has done worst, and his name is Jeffrey. The kid who attempted to do a heinous act onto Lincoln Loud and Jordan Rosato.
The kid has spent nearly two months there and he has no close allies with him, Andrew won't be there to tag team with him or any other villainous kid. He then starts to recall his first attempt and how it failed, he recalled beating up this little blonde girl who was none other than Lincoln Loud's little sister Lana.
'Dang it! If I had just finished off that little annoying blonde kid, then my plans would've been successful! But no, she had to cry for help and get the attention of Loud and the beautiful Jordan Rosato. Well, now I know why I failed the first time, now all I gotta do is get out of here and go after that little blonde haired trash kid! But how?'
Jeffrey lets his foot dangle off his bed and then he hits something. "What the heck?" He looks under his bed and sees something was taped to it. He removes the tape and sees what it is. They were 6 packs of Bath salt. 'Drugs huh? This could work.'
He then hears the guard coming so he hides the drugs into his shirt and he leaves the cell to go and eat lunch, he has a new plan and the drugs could be used to reason with whoever he can chum up to.
(Mess hall.)
Jeffrey walks around and looks for a place to sit, all while carrying a tray of ground beef that has way too much fats. Then he spots a table with 6 kids. 'Perfect.'
Jeffrey then goes to them. "Mind if I join you boys?" The six boys look to each other and then to Jeffrey and nod. Jeffrey takes his seat and looks to them, he sees 4 American kids, 1 Mexican boy and 1 African-American kid, and all 6 of them looked like trouble and he liked it!
"I have been seeing you boys around here lately and it looks like you dudes have been here way longer than me. Mind telling me who you guys are and what you boys are in here for?" alright, let's see who these boys are.
Cyrus Stone (Leader.) – Brown Flat Top hair, brown eyes and a scar over his right eye,
Huxley Barman – Brown Quiff hair and grey eyes, and he has a bandage to his neck.
Colton Jones – White Mohawk hair, white eyes, a few missing teeth and can't talk. (Mostly he just grunts, screeches and growls)
Ziggy Garcia – Black Fauxhawk hair and blue eyes with a small scar to his right hand and a bite mark too.
Alejandro Rodriguez – Buzz cut hair, brown eyes and usually plays with a tooth pick with his mouth.
Malik Miller – 360 wave hair, red eyes and is the only overweight member of the group. (Everyone else is thin.)
And together, these boys are known as the Lynchers! They are well known for bringing harm to minors, and each one has their own unruly and cruel history as kids which makes them who they are now. They were arrested and sentenced there after they tried to kill six eight year olds and the elderly guy who was protecting them. They have been going around the country bringing ruin to other minors and spreading fear to the people.
Hearing this was making Jeffrey interested. "How would you boys like to do a job that involves killing a minor?"
They look to each other and then to Jeffrey. "We're listening" said Cyrus.
"What if, I can break you guys out of here and in return you guys take down a certain blonde haired punk for me, her name is Lana Loud and she resides in Royal Woods Michigan" replied Jeffrey,
They all look to each other and then to Jeffrey. "Sorry man, but that is a long, long way to go and there is no way in hell we can even get there" said Alejandro. The boys are about to leave, but then they hear Jeffrey say to them.
"What about some, bath salt?"
They turn around and go back to the seats. "What?" asked Ziggy. Jeffrey looks to see if the guards re looking, he then shows them the 6 drug packs he got. "Where the heck did you get those?"
"Let's just say, luck was on my side within my cell, and I can tell you boys are total suckers for some drugs" said Jeffrey with a wicked grin. "So, how about it fellas?"
They all take the packs and smile. "You got yourself a deal friend" said Malik. "But how the heck are we even going to escape?"
"Leave that one to me!" Jeffrey takes a handful of the meat and he throws it onto the toughest group, the ones who were eating vegetables. They then see they're food was ruined (These guys are vegans.) One of them looks around and Jeffrey hides his tray and they see the other group of kids, they have a lot of meat on their trays. "Get them boys!" and the fight starts.
All the guards make it into the place and try and get everything under control. "Alright boys, come on." Jeffrey leads to them to a nearby vent, he sees that everyone else is distracted and he removes the vent. "Get in and make your way out. Find some way to get to Royal Woods and take that little runt out!"
"We know what to do Jeffrey, we'll get the job done" said Cyrus.
"Wait. IF we're leaving, what about you man?" asked Alejandro.
"Don't worry about me. If I leave then they'll suspect something, I'll remain here and continue the fight. Now go, there isn't much time!" said Jeffrey.
They all smirk and fist bump him. "We'll never forget about this man. You helped us, so we'll get that revenge for ya" said Ziggy. Colton nods.
They then head through the vents and Jeffrey closes the vents, he looks to the fight. "Time to make me a bad kid!" He then jumps onto a guard and shoves meat onto his face to continue the fight.
(Somewhere far from the Juvenile hall.)
The main sewer door opens and coming out the Lynchers. "Alright boys, we're free. So now we gotta do our part for Jeffrey, and perhaps when we're done we can buts him out" said Cyrus.
"And that's why you're the boss, boss" said Ziggy. They then head into the woods and then they stop and see a nearby town, its night time and they sneak in.
Soon the boys make it through the town in silence and unnoticed and wearing clothes.
Cyrus – Grey shirt, black leather jacket with a snap belted collar, black pants and black shoes.
Huxley – White tank top with a skull print on, brown leather jacket, jeans and black shoes.
Colton – White tank top, grey sleeveless hoodie, military pants and brown shoes.
Ziggy – Black shirt, black sleeveless jacket, jeans and brown shoes.
Alejandro – Red shirt, black leather jacket, brown pants and tan shoes.
Malik – Black shirt, black sleeveless hoodie with a Komodo dragon logo, knee ripped jeans and black boots.
"Oh man, this style makes us look killer!" said Malik. "So, whats' the next step boss?"
Cyrus looks to the Beretta 92 in his hands. "We could only afford to get this from the drugs we sold off, we'll need to scavenge some weapons on our way to Royal Woods boys."
"And make a plan as well, we know those louds there can be crafty and the whole town is on their side" said Alejandro. "And we're going to need to find a way to get to their home too."
Colton grunts and points to something. They see a cargo train and it was labeled to head for Royal Woods Michigan. Cyrus smiles. "Good eyes Colton, now let's go boys." They sneak onto the train in the freight car that contained some hay and flour. "Alright, so here's the plan."
A/N: Good to see them make amends with an old friend and it looks like trouble is coming, and this might cause trouble for them at the Royal Woods Go-Kart Grand Prix. I would like to thank Doctor Reality for the idea of Jeffrey and 6 new OC's. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 6/24/20 – 6/25/20.