Disclaimer: Don't own much execpt Jak.
Chap3
In isle 7
Xigbar: Can I have some candy?
Xaldin: No!
Xigbar: Please?
Xaldin: NOOOOOOOO!
(Break out into fist fight)
Security Guard#1: Should we break it up!
Security Guard#2: Nah. Twenty Bucks on the lance guy!
Security Guard#1: Your on!
Xaldin: NO CANDY!
Xigbar:YES CANDY!
(Isle 7 explodes)
In Isle 1
Axel: Okay Demyx just one box of cereal.
Demyx: Okay! (Grabs one box of cereal)
Axel: Wow I was expecting twenty!
Demyx: (Grabs twenty)
Axel: Damn! (Sees bagels) I wonder if these bagels taste like (Bleep)!
Demyx: Axel why do you think all bagels taste like (Bleep)!
Axel: I don't know.
(Explosion is heard and a floating figure comes in)
Uknown: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Axel: What the (Bleepity) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)
Demyx: AXEL!
Unknown: My name is Jak and I have come to reak my unholy wrath on this store!
Axel: Why?
Jak: I don't know.
Axel: You can take this store. Over my dead body! ( Makes weapons)
Jak: MMPH! (Makes two Katanas one out of lightning and one out of fire)
Axel: Did I say my dead body I meant his dead body! ( Points two Demyx)
Demyx: (Waves)
Axel: (Chuckels Nervously)
Jak: ( Starts chasing Axel through Isle)
Axel:AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Saix: We should help him!
Xaldin: Why how can we beat him!
Saix: With him! (Points to Leon)
Leon: Why me?
Xigbar: Cause you kick ass!
Leon: (All cute) Awww! (Seriously) Fine! (Pulls out Gunblade)
Jak: Challengers MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Starts throwing frozen dinners)
Leon: (Starts cutting them up)
Axel: (Heats them up and eats them) Yummy!
Xigbar: (Starts shooting at Jak) This is for the front door!
(Some guy opens the freezer and Luxord falls out)
Luxord: Wow this is intense!
Leon: Let us end this! ( Does Blasting Zone)
Jak: OW!
Saix: (Does his berserk attack)
Jak: Ow!
Leon: ( Does LionHeart)
Jak: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ( Turns to dust)
Leon: Well I really only came here for salt but I'm gonna go now! ( Runs away)
End of chap 3