Chapter 272
(The Loud House.)
Lincoln and Jordan walk out of the house. "Okay, so we meet up with our friends at the park and see what they're up to today" said Lincoln.
"Got it and my mom is gonna be here later to pick up my stuff" said Jordan. Then they see Sam's car come into view and stop in front of the house. "Sam, what the heck are you doing here?"
"Hey little dudes." Sam gets out of the car. "Lunes and I are gonna be rehearsing on some songs, we got a gig coming up this Wednesday and the others will be here shortly. Also, Simon and Stella are already at the park and waiting for you two."
"Got it" replied Lincoln and Jordan. Then Luna comes out with her axe. "Hey dudes, stay safe at the park and have fun."
Lincoln and Jordan get onto their bikes. "We know, see you later sis." Lincoln and Jordan then ride off with Patriot taking to the skies to follow them.
"So, still worried about Lincoln?" asked Sam. She then helps Luna setup the amps and drums.
"Kinda, I mean we're back home and nothing bad is gonna happen, I hope" replied Luna with some slight concern. She then looks to her girlfriend. "You still cheesed off about that kid who messed with me, sorta?"
Sam sighs. "Deep down I am feeling so much anger and the feeling of running that little no good twerp with my car. But, I'm trying to remain calm and see things a different way. Like Lincoln said, Carl is going to be outcasted and hated by his friends at school when they see the video that was posted. So that's a victory I can manage."
Luna goes over and gives Sam a quick kiss to the lips. "I love it when you take charge and act all boss like, kinda how best you are when we go on the make out to the bed."
Sam giggles at this. "Oh stop. You're making me blush and also luring me into one of your signature alluring voice talks. I like it when you do that, or better yet love that about you, when we're alone and in your room."
They then share a passionate kiss and then break away and look to each other. "Ahem." They both go wide eyed and look they turn to see Sully and Mazzy. "Are we interrupting something, or is this your version of a rehearsal?" asked Sully.
"This is awkward" said Mazzy. Then Chunk arrives. "Alright mates, I got some brand new amps. Could you believe someone was going to toss these beauties into the dumpster? I had to rewire and patch them up and hello, hello they're as good as new. Alright, let's get this rehearsal started then."
They all remain silent and Sam and Luna look away blushing, Sully and Mazzy just go over and they plug in their keyboard and get to the drums. Chunk looks to all of them. "Was it something I said?"
"Nope, it was something you missed." Lori walks by them and she gets into her car, then she looks to Luna and Sam. "And don't ever do that in public girls. That was literally awkward for everyone."
Luna and Sam chuckle, blush and nod and Lori drives off leaving Chunk confused. The roadies then looks to the band. "Okay, I'm lost here. What the heck happened?"
(Inside of the house.)
Lana comes out of her room, she was happy she was no longer grounded and she goes down the stairs. "Hey new fish!" She goes over to the new aquarium they have and sees the salt-water fish within. "Wow! I really like that red fish!"
"That is a Frog fish, which is a predatory fish capable of luring other smaller fish towards it so it may feed on them" replied Lisa. "Luckily, it won't be doing that. I have been observing and all the fish species are not aggressive with each other, all of them are equally balanced in this living standard and wish not to engage the other."
"Cool." Lana then drops some raw shrimp and it gets devoured by the Scorpion Fish. "Man, he is so cool!"
"By the way is your amphibian friend still within his cage?" asked Lisa.
Lana sighs. "He is and no matter what, I am not letting him out until Friday. Hops needs to learn his lesson about hopping off like that, and I sometimes get a few nightmares of what happened to me and Adelaide that day too."
Lisa sits next to her older grease monkey sister. "Do not worry Lana, once the punishment you applied to Hops is over. The two of you may be able to partake in mud once more."
"Thanks Lisa." She then hugs Lisa, Lisa smiles and hugs her back. Then Lola comes down.
"Has anyone seen my pageant dress with sparkles? I need it for an upcoming pageants this Saturday and I am so going to beat Lindsay Sweetwater through it! Do you two know where it is?"
"Indeed I have, father was taking it with the rest of our laundry downstairs to have them washed" replied Lisa. "Also, he was seems to be adding some of the clothes you wore from the stay at Great Lake City."
Lola's eyes go wide in fear. "What? Daddy stop! Only Leni can clean my dress! She knows how it should be washed!" Lana and Lisa ignore this situation and return to looking to their fish pets. Then Cliff sits next to them and also watches the fish and taps on the glass.
"Please do not do that Cliff, they find it annoying" said Lisa.
(Ketcham Park.)
Lincoln and Jordan finally make it to the park. They then head into the park and they look round. "Place looks peaceful like this, and there seems to be a birthday party going on" said Jordan.
They spot some 10 year olds having a birthday and there they see Luan. "Oh, so this is where Luan is. Sure would've been nice if Giggles joined in" replied Lincoln. They then chuckle when they see Luan pie herself in the face and slip and fall onto some whoopee cushions.
"She seems funnier as a clown that her normal punning self" replied Jordan.
"Yeah, she does" replied Lincoln. "Well, let's go and look for the others." They then ride off and look for their friends and soon they see them. By the fountain and with their bikes are: Simon, Stella, Liam, Tabby, Jenny and Flat Tire?
"He guys, glad you could make it. Also you know Flat Tire right?" asked Stella.
"Yeah, what the heck is he doing here?" asked Lincoln. Patriot lands onto his shoulder.
"He has some things to say" said Simon. He steps aside and let's Flat Tire take the talk.
"Look, I know I haven't been the nicest kid around, well not that troublesome. But I don't wanna take that bad road again. After how I treated Lincoln and his bike and when I sided with Poppa Wheelie involving Simon and his big sister. I wanna apologize for being like that, I guess I was scared of losing a cool friend. Then I realized I don't need a cool friend, I just need a friend who can be there to back me up as I can back that said fried up."
"And what about Poppa Wheelie?" asked Jordan.
"I can answer that one" replied Jenny. "While you guys were off to Great Lake City, Poppa Wheelie was caught stealing some bike parts from the bicycle store. The staff were chasing him, but they couldn't stop him, then Flat Tire shows up and makes him trip and takes the things back to the store."
"I know that bike store because my uncle owns it and he had the nerve to steal from my family!" said Flat Tire. He then calms down. "Sorry, continue Jenny."
"Anyway, so after he was caught the clops told his parents and they said they were planning to move and they believe that Poppa Wheelie did that so he can get his hands on the new bike parts before he leaves Royal woods" replied Jenny. "Flat Tire was then congratulated for doing the good deed and said that he knew his former pal was up to something and that's why he came. To stop him."
"I thought he was kidding and then he said he was moving and said that he needed the new bike parts form my uncle store and I told him I can't give them to him for free and that's when the bro friendship thing ended" said Flat Tire as he looks down. "The reason why he was my pal, all this time was because my uncle owns the bike shop in town. Which is the very same one your sister goes to get her bike tuned up."
Lincoln is shocked to hear this. "Whoa! Lynn is not gonna like this, so where's Poppa Wheelie now?"
"Gone" replied Flat Tire. "He moved out of town with his parents two days ago, to get away from the people who were upset with how their kid tried to steal. Also, I think they plan on sending him to an all-boys school for misbehaved delinquents. Talk about heavy duty punishment."
Jordan then looks to Simon. "And you're cool with him tagging along?"
Simon nods. "Sam is also okay with him now, as it turns out he tried to reason with Poppa Wheelie not to violate my sister, but he was pushed into peer pressure. I wanna give him a chance to be my friend again. Like how you gave me a chance to be your friend Linc."
Lincoln chuckles. "Pulling a fast one from my book, good call there Simon." He then looks to Flat Tire. "Okay, I guess I can give you a chance too man. Welcome to the crew."
Flat Tire smiles. "Thanks man, though I don't know what's gonna happen when your pals and gals come back from their vacations. Mostly Rusty and Mollie."
They all remember that one, Flat Tire and Mollie and the whole girl Guru thing. "Yup, those were some times that made things a whole lot worse" said Liam. "So, ya'll ready to show off some bike skills?"
"Heck yeah!" They all cheered and ride off throughout the park and showed off what they can do. They do spot Luan again and this time she was helping hand out some slices of cake to the kids.
Patriot stays in the air and watches over them and then goes down and tackles a squirrel and eats it, in which the others notices and pretend they did not see that.
"So, what the heck did you guys at Great Lake City anyway?" asked Flat Tire. "I mean, I know you guys had some bad times with them like that parrot and that kid. That must've been so scary to almost die like that man!"
"It was and I am kinda over it, I don't have a fear of water just a phobia of sharks" replied Lincoln.
They felt bad he has that now and Simon likes sharks. This is going to be complicated. "Look out!" They spot someone on his bike and they almost collide with him, Jenny stops and the other kids bike is inches from hers. "Whoa! That was close! You guys okay?"
"We are" replied Jordan. "Oh, hey Richie." They look to the kid who just like Lance, Trent and Artie, used to be Chandler's pals. They know why he left Chandler's crew, party prank with drugs thing.
Richie – a kid who is the same height as Liam. Tan skin, dark black sideways hair with two strands of hair sticking up, and black thin eyebrows. He's wearing a blue hoodie, brown cargo shorts, white socks and blue cleats.
"Hey guys, glad to see you two back in Royal Woods" replied Richie. "You're all still the talk of the town, probably for the whole summer."
"Yeah, so how come we don't see you at school often man?" asked Flat Tire.
"Sorry, but after Chandler got taken away from the wrong things he did, I was busy with something my parents signed me up on, piano lessons and I am good at it."
"Wow. Just like Rusty, you two could either be good pals or rivals" said Liam. They all look to him. "What? It could happen at them fancy piano contests, are there any of those around town?"
"Well, now that you're here we were about to go over to the bike park and see if you guys wanna check out some new skills we learned at Great Lake City. You wanna tag along Richie?" asked Lincoln.
Richie is shocked by this. "What? Really? Are you sure about me tagging along with your crew?"
Lincoln nods. "Something tells me, that you could use some friends and we know you have had it rough when you once hung out with Chandler. So, why not be with some friends who could respect and trust you."
Richie smiles hearing this. "Wow. Thanks, let's go then guys!"
"Yeah, I wanna see what Ronnie Anne and Sid taught you two!" said Tabby.
"Then let's ride people!" said Lincoln. They all look to him and Flat Tire felt this was familiar and awkward. "Sorry about that, let's just go." they all ride to the bike park.
Lincoln waves to Patriot that they'll be fine, the eagle nods and flies off back to the Loud House.
"Well, looks like things are going back to normal around here" said Lincoln. "So, you guys wanna know more about the other stuff we did at Great Lake City?"
"Sure!" they all reply. Then Stella speaks. "We already know about the pool thing and the street fair you guys did, now that was so awesome and everyone was part of it!"
"Not just that, but from what I heard from Ronnie Anne. She said she was planning on trying to find some kind of club for herself and her friends to join when school begins" replied Jordan.
"Knowing Ronnie Anne. She's bound to look for somethin' to join in or make somethin' up with her pals" said Liam. "Also, since ya'll aren't planning to go back to Great Lake City anytime soon after what happened. Ronnie Anne and Sid still welcome to come by and visit?"
"Pretty much, they're not the wrong ones that would be Carl and Sergio" replied Lincoln.
"I swear if that bloody parrot comes here I am going to pluck every feather on him till he can no longer fly!" said Tabby. They were all shocked to hear that. "What? Oh sorry, Liam showed me how to pluck of the wings of a chicken before we cook it."
They all looked to Liam. "It was the best lesson I could give her that makes sense for some future cookin'. Also the chicken we done did cook was getting old of age and Sandra had to be put down and into the pot, she did taste mighty delicious though."
They didn't know what to think about what he just said, but they knew this was a Liam being himself thing and they're okay with it.
"Wow. Well, looks like Linc and I aren't the only ones with some stories to tell" said Jordan. They all ride their way to the bike park while telling each other what they did at Great Lake City and in Royal Woods.
(Sundown summit Prison, Miles City Montana.)
A prison riot has broken out and lots of convicts are making a run for it, luckily the guards got back up by some county police and they take the prisoners back to their cells, but they have no idea that someone slipped through them and is now hiding in the nearby woods.
"Whew! Too close, glad that riot was my perfect get away" said Doug. Yes, it's Doug. The guy from America's Next Hitmaker. "Now, to go and get Michelle and we can make our move."
But then he hears someone coming and that person trips and lands onto him. "Ouch!"
Doug gets up and sees who it was. "Michelle! You're free too! Nice, now we can ….. Oh!"
Michelle looks towards her partner. "What? What is it? What are you looking at? What's wrong?" She then sees her prison attire is a bit revealing and almost torn up and Doug looks away. "Oh sorry, the riot at the women's prison was rough and they went aggressive on me. God I hate that woman who thinks she can do what she wants!"
But that is not the reason why Doug is looking away, its Michelle's hair. It looks like a messed up nest from an angry bird.
Doug then regains himself. "Well, we should get moving. We need to find some new clothes and some cash and obviously come up with some kind of plan to get our revenge on Luna Loud!"
Michelle groans. "Oh, you have no idea how much I want her to feel our wrath! She ruined us, made us go to jail and we lost our lawyer and worst of all, she went on tour with her stupid band and family!"
"Don't worry, I made a plan when I was locked away and there is no way it can fail! Now come on, let's get going. We need to get as far away from this place as possible!" said Doug. Then he hears Michelle scream. "Oh boy."
Michelle is looking at a puddle and she sees herself. "My hair! I look like a freak!" They then hear some dogs barking. "We should run, like now!" said Michelle. They both make a run for it to evade the prison guards and they're dogs.
"Nice going Michelle!" said Doug as they run past some deer.
"Me? Well why didn't you tell me my hair was like this?!" asked Michelle in anger.
"Because I knew you'd scream and get angry at this and now look what's happening to us now!" said Doug. They then jump over a log and by pass some bushes but they still hear the dogs and guards coming.
Doug and Michelle trip and they fall into some mud. "Ugh! Great, now this!" said Michelle as she gets up. "We need to lose those guards and dogs, but how?!"
Doug sees the mud and smiles. "I got an idea, but you're not gonna like it." Michelle looks to the mud and whimpers. Yeah, she does not like this at all.
The guards and their dogs look around. "Search the west and we'll take east, and someone inform Royal Woods and Hollywood. Doug and Michele have escaped and they need to know, let's move out!" They then split up and begin the search.
Up in the trees are Doug and Michelle, both of them covered in mud and looking dirty. "Bleh! This is so disgusting! I hate it so much!" said Michelle."
"Hey! At least we lost them! Be happy for that!" said Doug. "Also, soon the town or Royal Woods and Luna Loud will know about us escaping. We need to move fast and get to her before word gets out!"
"You got a plan for that one genius?" asked Michelle as she removes the mud from her hair.
Doug thinks about this. "Hang on, let me think about this." Then he sees a gas station not too far. "Oh, I got an idea and I think I found us a ride back to Royal Woods!"
He sees a Semi-Truck and its cargo of new clothes planning to go to Royal Woods refueling and the driver eating lunch, they also see that the fast way for the cargo to get there was via plane in which it's headed to the airport later. Doug and Michelle see this and smile.
They then get down the tree and they head for the gas station. Next stop, Royal Woods and Luna Loud!
A/N: I would like to thank avenger44 for the idea of Richie and Flat Tire of being friends with Lincoln and his pals and coming soon is the return of Doug and Michelle! (Collaboration with avneger44 and vasmasdas1.) Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 7/3/20.