Author's Note: Second Chapter now, Please, read and review. AND ENJOY!

"Hey. Hey. Hey. HEEEEY! Girl. Girly Girl. WAKE UUUUU-" *SMACK* "Ugh…Who the Fuck called me a girly girl.", I grumble, opening my eyes to see that cosplayer, with a red hand print on his face. Oh Shit. I hit the substitute teacher. FUUUUUUU-

"S-Sorry Mr. Cosplayer, Sir, I didn't mean to hit you! I-I-It was a natural response to the words 'Girly girl'. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. SOOOOORRRRRRRR-", I stutter and jump up and bow profusely and before I could finish my apology he covered my mouth with his hand, to stop me mid-sentense. I looked up at the cosplayer, and he had a weird look on his face.

And he then looked at me and said in a very Dante-ish voice,"Mr. Cosplayer...Sir? How am I a 'Mr. Cosplayer, Sir'? I don't even look that old! And what the Hell is a 'cosplayer' all I did today was put on teacher-ish clothes! What the HELL did I do to be called a 'Mr. Cosplayer, SIR'?" I just looked at him, his hand still over my mouth. I looked confused. He doesn't know what a cosplayer is, but then why did he look so much like Dante. THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT HE IS REAL!...Should I, or should I not, should I or should I not...Hmmmmm...I'm gonna ask, I have to.

"Hmm, wha...Bah",I say, then realize his hand is still on my mouth. So I grab his hand and take it off my face and ask the longer wondered Question.

"Mr. Substitute Teacher Sir, What is your name?"

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F*CKING KIDDING ME!", My friend Samantha(Sam) Korpa, a African American girl, with brown eyes as bright as a trains, and dark brown hair, short and layered, who is the third biggest nerd/otaku in the school and has probaby read every Devil May Cry Fanfic out there(Maybe even the Yaoi's...).

"Sam if she was kidding, than I would be a dead monkey. I saw him myself. And boy was he some EYE CANDY!" said my gay friend DominiQue(Dom) Darain Anderson, a white as you can get skin, and he is friggin' tall, like 6 foot 4, he has ash grey hair and has it styled like a tiara(I have no clue how he does it), and he has the most ADORABLE baby blue eyes I have ever seen, but he usually keeps them hidden behind his pretty much bulletproof glasses. And Since me and Sam intruduced him to Devil May Cry, He is Dante's Self Proclaimed Boyfriend.(Like Amy to Sonic, but not as bad)

"So Dante Friggin' Sparda is our substitute Math teacher...Unless Domi-Boy is a dead MANKEY-", said Sam waiting for him to finish her statement.

"MONKEY, I am not a Fudging Pokemon!", he yelled, which we all in turn fell out of our seats laughing our ever loving asses off, on the cafetiria floor, and recieving some pretty funny looks. Which was ended when the Mr. Stick-Up-His-Arse*AHEM* I mean Princepal, who is soooo very kind and not a complete ignorant Christian Fucktard who tried to get Dom kicked out for being gay and open about it. I wish I could have seen his face when gay marrige was legalized in Minnesota. Take that Mr. Dache. Yes that is his name. One letter away, just one.

"*Ahem* What is so funny, Ms. Hinner?" Oh you wanna play that game Mr. 'Dache'. Well it's on, Byatch.

"Oh, I'm sooo very sorry Mr. Dache, I just heard the funniest joke EVER. And I couldn't stay on my seat laughing. Would you be so kind as to listen to my joke?", I said in a sickeningly sweet-as-can-be voice, Dom and Sam are snickering. They know the 'Joke'.

"Why yes, Ms. Hinners, I would love to hear this 'joke' that you find soooo amusing that you could not remain seated at your...Lunch table.", he said just as nicely.

"Ok. So a 'Kira' and a Princepal walk into a bar. What do they have in common?...Wait for it...Their last names both say 'I Am Gay'",I said laughing.

(A/N: No offence to any gay or lesbian people out there, this is just to piss off the Princepal. I Have gay friends in real life. And they are awesome paople.)

Oh Boy did I piss off the princepal. And if it weren't from the Goddess sent gift of My Favorite teacher starting a fire in the school Chemistry lab, I would have totally been in trouble. THANK YOU built in listening devices in the school. Ms. Megan Boreal, I don't know how she does it, but yeah. So after every thing calmed down. I got to go to my other class of the day. Oh yeah let me show you how my classes go:

Period 1- AP Calculas

Period 2- Open (So I generally hang out with Sam and Dom in the Cafeteria)

Period 3- AP LA 12

Period 4- Teacher's Aid (Ms. Megan Boreal{who I actually just call Megan-chan or Megan})

Period 5- Lunch (Best time to hand out in the back of the cafeteria, with Megan, Sam, and Dom)

Period 6- Teacher's Aid (Again! Yay!)

Period 7- *Drum roll please* Teacher's Aid!

Period 8- Choir/Music (Me and Sam Share this class)

Period 9- Teacher's Aid...With Dom and Sam!

So Yeah, on to AP LA 12, with Ms. Frericks-...Wait didn't Ms. Frericks say... SHE WAS GOING OUT OF TOWN!

I crossed my fingers and thought in my head...OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE!

I walk into my Period 3 class and see, a white haired man who looks about his late twenties, with his hair swept back, wearing a blue long sleeve official looking shirt, and Khaki pants.

And for the second time today, I passed out.