Crazy Days...

A/N:Hey ppl I forgot to mention I'd like some reveiws.I know I may sound picky but I'm only asking for about 3 per chappie.There thats not to demanding now is it.

Ed:See she isn't being demanding.Unlike when she wants us t-large heavy object hits Ed on the head knocking him unconsiouse

Me:Now now Ed I've never done anything demanding of use now have I Envy?

Envy:-Shudders- Uh well...

Me:-Evil Glare-

Envy:Nope!She is the nicest person I've ever met!

Me:See I told use I'm not demanding.

Disclaimer:I do not own FMA nor the Characters only the plot,If I did own it there would be alot of yaoi and I would tourchure the hell out of Ed and Envy only cause I love them so much!

Chapter 2:They meet

Ed walked into the main office of the very large high school.He made his way twards the principles office so he could get his schedual and get told the rules and regulations of the school she ran.As he entered the principles office he noticed a plate on he desk the read 'Dante'.Ed looked at the person who occupied the desk.She looked very young.She had short black hair and eyes that were the shade of violet.Her lips matched her eyes.

"Ah,Edward,we have been waiting for you.Welcome to Oblivion High."Ed had to cringe at the name of the school,it sounded evil.

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Envy walked up to the school.He was just about to enter when one of the schools security gaurds stoped him."Well,well,if it isn't good old lazy fag boy Envy"He just stood there and stared at him before saying,"Well,well,What brings me the disgust of having to see your ugly face Greed."Greed just gave him an ugly smirk and replied,"Lets see,your late,and you don't seem to have a good enough excuse from what I can see to just let you walk right into class,so hmm...lets just take you right to Dante,shall we?"Greed went to grab Envy by the arm when he diped out of it and ran strait twards the doors.

He was almost to the doors when he was tackled from behind by Greed and placed in handcoves.Then Greed flung Envy over his shoulder and headed tward Dantes office.

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"Well Edward while you are here let me fi-",Dante was cut off when her offices door flung open and Greed came in with a struggleing Envy on his shoulders.Greed threw the wild haired teen onto one of the chairs in her office before speaking."Sorry for interupteing you Dante,just thought you'd like to see your favorite student."He pointed a finger at Envy."Thank you,Greed,I will deal with him in a minuet.Now I'm sorry for that interuption Edward,you see this is Envy.He had quite a reputation here and he is always a pain in my ass.Excuse me for being so blunt."

Ed just shrugged his shoulders."Its ok."He looked over to see the wild haired teen stairing at him.Ed took notice emidietly that he dress very odly.Envy wore a skin tight,black,tank top and had on a black skort.Not somthing you normaly see on boys.

"What are hell you lookin at!"Envy yelled waking Ed from his previose thoughts."Uh-sorry.."was all he managed to get out before turing back to Dante."Ok well,Envy if you could be so kind as to SHUT THE HELL UP,I would be able to finish filling Edward here in on all the rules here and where he can find his classes."Envy just shot the principal an evil glare before turning his head to look out the office window to see other people walking around the schools court yard.

Dante finished up telling Ed his way around the school and where his classes where.Ed stood up and shook the principals hand.Dante took one last look at his schedual before saying,"Well Edward,it seems you and Envy have the same classes,this should be very interesting."Ed gave her a week smile before making his leave for his next class.As he made his way twards the door he had to walk past Envy.Envy looked up from staring at the floor and said the words that were on his mind when he looked at Ed."Damn,your short,what are you in 3rd grade or somthing?"Ed tried his best to keep his mouth shut from going on a rampage of how Envy some how managed to call him 'so small he could get squished by an ant!'and just made the comment "At least Idon't look like a plamtree."and sprinted out the door.

Envy was pissed.'That little shrimp is gonna die,Calling me a palmtree,Where does he get off calling me a plant!'The wild haired teen wanted to storm out of the room and pund that little shrimp into the ground.But of course he had to deal woth Dante first.

A/n:I'm really sorry these chapters are really short...as the story goes on the chapters will get longer...please reveiw!I would also like to thank MY friend Timmy for helping me with the school name.And Cassondra,Thank you buddy!

Envy:Yea if you don't she might make me do some very bad things to Ed...

Ed:Wh-what happend?Did I fall asleep,did she finish another chapter?Why dose my head hurt...Ugh...

Me:Well ya see Edo,you heard the ice cream man and went to run outside but forgot to opent the door and you ran into it and it knocked you out...Right Envy?-evil glare-

Envy:Yea chibi thats what happend whispersIs that the best you can do?

Me:Sorry I didn't expect him to wake up so soon.

Ed:Oh...so thats what happned...I WANT ICE CREAM!

Envy:Now you've done it...

Me:Ugh...