Author's Note: Chappy 4, 'AHHHHHH! I sorry, sorry sorry'

Mystery Friend: A GIRL!?

Kitty: Well in real life your sexual orientation is as messed up as Alucard from the Hellsing Abridged!

'Friend?':….True….Fine I'll be a girl…But I better get Dante.

Kitty:*smirk* We'll see.

Disclaimer: Me No Own, 'cept Sam and Dom and..You get the point. Right?

So where I left off last time. I was thinking to myself, and messing with Dante. After my little blow up/cover up, Megan-chan shued him out of the room, so we could start class, with Freshmen! They are so Friggin' tiny! Is what I'd like to say, but that would be a lie. THEY ARE FRIGGIN'...tall. So let me tell you about Ms. Megan Boreal, she is 5 foot 6, so shes not much taller than me, but don't let her size fool yah. She is STRONG! Like if, for example, the captain of the football team tried to offer sex favors for a better grade, this is completly hypothetical by the way, she would kick him so hard in the 'ark' that he would need stitches. *wink, wink* She has long, curly, brown hair and brown eyes. She wears rectangular glasses, and has on an epic lab coat, and the goggles she has for experiments are like the kind Tai from Digimon has.

And as a side note, she has a hidden stache of manga and anime hidden in the back storage room, right next to the nitroglycerin.

So after I had this mind blowing notation that Demons are going to attack my school, I grab my notebook out of my rustic blue backpack with patches of every color of the rainbow and start writing notes for how to make use of the chemistry room for 'Extracuricular' work.

"Megan-Chan~",I say with a lot of niceness added in."Oh no, I know that look. What?", she said, seeing the twinkles in my eyes. "You know what.",I said grinning evilly. "*sigh* I hid 'it' in the goggle cabinat.", she said face palming and pointing it out. "But, if you get in trouble, I had nothing to do with it."

So I'm guessing you all want to know what 'It' is, well it's a veeeery detailed book on chemical reactions, and how to make them go...BOOM. You get my point, Right? It is basically is Megan's secret book on Bombs. So I went ahead and helped my self.

*Chesire Grin*

"You do have a point.", said Sam, with her mouth full. Today at lunch it was just me and Dom and Sam. Megan Had loooots of over due paperwork and grading to do. So today I got to gossip about our hot new Teachers, and what the hell they are doing in our school and what the hell we were going to do when demons attack(Notice how I said 'When' not 'If').

"So we making all different kinds, or are we just going to start packing heat in school?", asked Dom, looking at me, then he started looking behind me, and I think he was drooling...crapholes... "Hey Girly girl! You have the same lunch as me! Must be fate. Wann-", before that IDIOT could finish, a knight in shinig armor came and hit him in the back, causing said idiot to choke on his pizza. "Shut up. She is a student. Do you want to got fired before the end of your first day?", said Vergil, calmly shuting up his imbecial brother before I stabbed him in his 'ark'. I kicked Dom under the table, and gave him a quick look, to get him to shut his mouth, cause he was drooling all over his mouth. "*coff, coff* Ummm...Hi Mr. Sparda, and Dant-te.", he choked, trying to keep his inner fanboy in check.

"How may I help you Mr. Moron, and Mr. Sparda?", I said with a deadpan face. Getting my respected snickers. "Well I was wondering if you had seen Ms. Boreal? She had asked us to help her with something, but she went missing from her classroom. And when I asked some of the other students, they said to ask you.", Vergil asked, looking at me. I sighed. "Yeah, I know where she is, Sam, Dom, we'll continue this 'discussion' later. 'Kay?"

"Yep!" they croaked, looking terrified, and lovestruck. I added, over my shoulder, before I left,"Also, you should start discussing about who get's 'Him',"

At that I could hear them fighting before I even got out of the cafeteria. I snickered. "What was that about?", asked the red idiot.

I grinned,"When a fangirl and fanboy meet the thing of their dreams, they need to start calling dibs. That's all" He looked at me funny, then asked,"What happened to your arm? Did you hurt it?" I looked at my left arm and held it to my chest,"None of your damn business." I glared and continued to Megan's room.

When we got to her classroom, I opened the door and went to the back wall. Knocked 3 times on it. Three knocks returned. And an opening formed in the wall, to reveal Megan, with a 40" Plasma screen TV, with a Xbox360 hooked up to it.

Vergil looked at Ms. Boreal, Dante went over to the mini-fridge, and got kicked in the balls by Ms. Boreal. Note to self: High five her later.

After Vergil regained his composer, he said,"Ms. Boreal, you said you needed us?" She nodded, getting out of her Bean bag chair, putting down her Sprite. and exiting the hidden gaming center. Closing it behind her. "Yes, but first, Kitty could you go get my purse? I've got some files for these guys in there." I looked at her and just sighed in defeat, went and got her purse. "I'll see you in 9th period Ms. Boreal.", I said cooly, exiting the classroom. "Wai-Wait, Kitty, about your ar-", she said coming after me. I stopped her in mid-sentence, turned around, and looked her right in her eyes, with tired cold eyes,"My arm? What about it?" She just looked at me sadly, and said,"Nevermind. See you later."

For All of you people who are reading this, you're probably wondering what's up with my arm, Right? Well, I guess I should tell you, First of all, I haven't discribed my self to you, I'll do that first. I have long, black hair, blues eyes and glasses like Harry Potter's, my left arm is wrapped up and in a sort of cast, I can move my arm just fine, my fingers to, except you can't see any of the skin. My arm serves as a seal, for what, well I'll get to that another time. And about that whole thing with Megan-chan, when she ask's me to get her purse, that's code for 'I'm going to busy, so don't come back till the end of the day'

SOOOOO...I have a feeling things are going to get a lot more interesting soon.

And as if Karma itself heard me...*HIGH-PITCHED-SCREAM*...Goddammit.