Crazy Days...

A/n:Hey this is my third chappie...I'm making this stuff up as I go so don't kill me if it sucks...

Envy:What are you gonna make me do to Ed?-Eyes light up with evilness-

Me:Hmm...I don't know,Read the chapter and you will find out...-Evil laugh-

Ed:Oh no...-glomps-Do you people see how crazy these people are?Help m-

Me:-Puts duck tape on Eds mouth-Now Ed,if you are gonna be like that then I gess I'm just gonna make Envy do somthing really evil to you.

Envy:Yey!

Disclaimer:I do not own FMA nor the Characters,only the plot.But if I did own it...I would make Ed ,Envy ,Al and Roy wear... MINI-SKIRTS!

Chapter 3:The fight

Ed was making his way to his homeroom so he could get his lock and locker.He went inside and saw the students just talking while the teacher,a really big musculare guy was flexing his muscles."Er...Umm...Mr.Armstrong?"The teacher turned around and saw little Edward."AH YOU MUST BE EDWARD ELRIC,I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU!"The large teacher bellowed before pulling poor little Ed into a huge bear hug.

The sound of cracking bones could be heard threw out the class and every students eyes were fixed on there teacher and the new student."Er..Mr-Arm-strong-you-are-crushing-me..."Was all Ed managed to choke out.Luckily for him his teacher heard his small plea and let him go,placing him back down on the floor that just moments before he was hovering over.

Mr.Armstrong gave Ed his lock and told him where his locker was,Ed thanked him and made his way into the hall to find his locker."Oh,damnit!Where the hell is locker 1-106?"Ed looked up and down the halls until he spotted it.It was right next to the girls lavatory on the first floor."Well that will make it easier for me to remeber where it is."He mumbled to himself.He placed him bookbag on the floor next to him and tried to open his locker.He pulled the handle but nothing happend.The locker wouldn't open.He pulled and pulled but the damn thing wouldn't open."Oh great,just when I thought I was gonna get a decent locker I get stuck with a jammed locker,shit."

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Envy was making his way out of Dantes office after a long boring lecture about his latness and how he had detention after school.Again.he was looking at his feet talking to himself as he made his way back to homeroom."Damn old hag,always giveing me fucking lectures like she was my mom.Givin me boring-ass detention.Pisses me off,now I don't even know where that damned chibi got to."

He turned the corner in the hall,still looking at his feet when he looked up and low and behold there be the short blonde kid who thought it wise to call the 'Great and Powerful Envy' a plant.He seemed to be messing with his locker.'Looks like he can't get it opened,Payback time twerp',Envy thought as he made his way twards the blonde.

"HEY CHIBI!"Envy called out as he made his way down the hall.Ed looked up and saw Envy approaching him."Oh great what do you want?"He asked with a little anouyence in his voice."Payback time."Envy ran up and slammed Eds smaller body into the locker,which reluctently opened."That is for eyeing me in Dantes office."Then Envy picked Ed up by his golder blonde hair and spoke,"And this is for calling me a palmtree!"He threw three punches into Eds gut which caused the blonde to gasp for air that had just been knocked out of him.

Envy dropped Ed,who by then just wished he hadn't said anything to the wild haired teen.Envy got low and into Eds face."Now,say your sorry and I may think about being nice and taking you to the nurse."The younger teen went to reply but that was gut short.He fell unconsious and Envy just picked up the light weight teen and threw him over his shoulder.Then he grabbed the blondes bookbag and made his way to the nurses office.

He laid Ed down on one of the beds in the nurses office and told the lady who was working "He fell down the stairs" and with that he left.

The nurse looked at Ed and gave him and icepack for the lump that was forming on his forehead.

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Ed woke up alittle shocked at where he was,he couldn't beleive Envy brought him to the nurse.'Did that freak actualy have a nice side?'He thought.

He spent the whole day in the nurses office when he woke up it was already time to leave.He grabbed his bag and made his way out of school,all the while thinking about what Envy had done.

A/n:Well wha'd ya think...tell me how much you liked and what you think I should do to make it better...I've spent the last three nights up writing these forst 3 chpters...I NEED SLEEP...I'M OUT OF COFFEE!Oh and plz reveiw thanx!

Envy:Yea you don't wanna see this girl when she is tired..she looks like the girl from the exercist...

Me:What was that you palm tree...-evil glare-

Ed:I was going more for evil pine apple...

Me/Envy:-Evil Death Glare-

Ed:Oops did I say that I meant -runs out of room-

Me:Oh well...stay tuned for the next chapter of Crazy days...if I get reveiws that is...