Author's Note: NYA~ Hi all my wonderful readers. Because of my…delightful friend, I will be updating this story very often.

'Friend'-*SMIRK*

Me: Go Go Gadget, Shotgun to the face.

'Friend'-…owwwww….

Now On with the show!

Disclaimer: I only own everything except the DMC guys and the other stuff I reference.

*HIGH-PITCH-SCREAM*…Fuck.

As I hear this, I start running towards the source, whilst I was running I hear a few phrases that catch my ears.. "O-M-G! It's a level 3 akuma","Yeek, Kanda-chan, save me!","Fuck that! Allen save ME!"…..'These people are frickin' morons. Allen Walker and Yu Kanda are from the NINETENTH CENTURY, WE LIVE IN THE TWENTY-FIRST!' Is what I yell in my head.

Over all these screams though, I hear one voice loud and clear, yelling ,"Everyone! Shut The Fuck Up, and get outside!" 'At least someone is smart.', After that a huge mob...crowd of idiots, came charging out, down the same hallway as the one I had been using to go towards the origination of the screams. So I had to jump out of the way and use the lockers on the side of the hall as an anchor to NOT get swept away with the crowd.

As the Noobs cleared out, I continued towards the place where I sensed the Demons. Once I got there, I saw 3 arm Scarecrows, and a Shadow infused Hell Pride.

(A/N: Shadow Infused Demons are EXTREMELY slow, but are WAY more powerful than a normal Demon.)

"Great, well, time to get ride of the trash", I say as I hold out my left, wrapped up arm. "Oh Power which is sealed, I command you, to release, my SWORD!" 'n den I have a motherfucking Sword. My Personal sword, it looks like a claymore(From the anime), but with cresent moon with two different types of wings going out from the sides of the hilt's guard. Time for these Demons to DIE. "A little cut, here and there~"

...5 minutes later...The demons are disintergrating back into dust, along with their blood. Huh, thats nice, saves the school from having to pay for the kids to recieve mental therapy for having seen an OBSURD amount of blood, all over their lockers. Lucky Bastards.

So I resealed my sword, just in time for me to hear footsteps. Fuck. I ducked into the nearest classroom, Just in time to see Vergil and Dante coming down the hall, confused as hell I bet.*Smirk*

"Dafuq?! Where the Hell did the demons go?", Dante's voice carries, very well. I hear him holster his guns. "It would appear as they have already been taken care of. And I have a feeling, whomever is hiding in that classroom over there, could enlighten us. Come out, with both hands visible, Please.", Vergil exclaimed, I can almost hear that beautiful sword of his, Yamato, pointing right at me.

I was about to go out, when, all of a sudden, I feel a hand on my back. I looked up, and see a boy, putting his hand over his mouth, in the 'shh' manner. He then goes out there himself. Dafuq?! Where the HELL was he HIDING!? I didn't sense anybody else in here! Oh well, thank you, who ever the hell you are.

He put his hands out in front of himself and went out slowly, lifting his hands up in the 'I surrender' pose."Uh...I'm sorry, I wanted to get out of the school with t-the o-others, b-but I g-got shuffed into t-that classroom. A-are you the ones who saved me? You ARE aren't you?! THANK YOU! So very, very much", he exclaimed. In my head I want to give this kid a High-effing five, 'Cause everything he just said was complete and utter BULLSHIT! Why? 'cause this kid is the one who told everyone to get the Fuck out earlier. I reconize his voice, that cheeky little dick-waffle.

I could just sense Vergil sizing this kid up. I heard a sigh, and then Dante spoke,"Anytime kid, anytime!" I heard an adable face palm. *snicker* Dante is SUCH a glory hog. Another sigh, then Vergil speaks, "Dante, will you escort this student outside. While I check if there are anymore Demons. Okay?" "Okay~! Let's go kid!", is the reply I here...OMG, Dante is SKIPPING towards the doors that lead outside, damn I wish I could see that, with a camera. Youtube. Bitch. Anyways as they head out I stay as still as possible, not moving a single millimeter. I hear Vergil step towards the classroom door in which I am hiding. Then I hear his footsteps retreat. Oh, HELL NO! Bitch if you think I'm stupid enough to fall for that trick, then you are sourly mistaken. I'm not coming out of this room till the students come back in the building, then I'll get lost in the crowd. Perfect. Right?

...About 20 minutes later...I start hearing the students herding back into the school. Nows my chance. I open the door, and immediaty feel like I'm being stared down. Fuck. I start to run...Right into..."Hey, It's Girly girl,But why was she in there? HMMMM..." ...FUCK!...